Kaigee Akahge
@ultimateSurvivor
Frequent death game survivor! In crippling amounts of debt, like you wouldn't believe! I love convenience store food and cheap beer. He/Him.
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i mean that gu7’s handle is ultimatesurvivor. that seems like a safe bet
Thanks! I appreciate it! But, please, cheer for my matesprit instead! I have enough luck on my side! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
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YES!!! I made it!! I'm going to be a millionaire!!! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
WAIT WHY IS MY MATESPRIT THERE???? [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ I knew you'd apply!!!! YOU THINK ID LET YOU GO ON A DEATH GAME ALONE!? Pookie... please. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
[HANGING] <[Technically, this is NOT CULLING, as you go there voluntarily! You all SIGNED THE CONTRACTS, remember?]
At the mahjong parlor again, tonight! Don't tell my matesprit though. Because I'm down 20k. Just give me a little! I 'll make it back! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
That's exactly it! Quitters never win! I may be 1.2 billion in the hole, but I can climb my way back out! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
Hey! Just checking, but can anybody lend a guy some caegars, with no strings attached?! Preferably in the millions, or billions! Thanks! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
¢an't ¢at¢h a trout ₩ithout a line, Akahge. I ¢an $₱ot you the ¢a$h ₩ith $ome ¢aveat$.
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Hey... That's exactly the kind of line the last guy gave me before I got into debt! Well. I'm not exactly saying no, but maybe I'll contact you when they're coming for me, alright? [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
...Like THAT kind of game? Mm. I don't know. My girl might get kinda mad at me. But, well... Do I really have a choice?! [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ Honey.....please this isnt your heart. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
Babe, if I can't pay back even a LITTLE of this debt, they're going to put me in a box, then put that box in a facility off-planet, then they're going to throw the box in a woodchipper, bomb the facility, and nuke the planet! I think. [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
⸝⸝𐙚♡ I don't think that's true... I'm slowly chipping off the debt anyways. Please. ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
I'm pretty sure it grows more than you can pay off, though... [ざわ･･ざわ･･]
h☀w awful! i have s☀me caegars i can ☀ffer y☀u. d☀ reach ☀ut if y☀u require assistance. :M
⸝⸝𐙚♡ Does this to Kaigee ~⋆｡°✩♡⸝⸝MWAH!
