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Thragg eats Breakfast (Invincible S9xE5)
grocery run: debatably successful. eggs: yeah. i got those. physical damage: minimal. deaths: none of my own. day: time. existential dread: lingering. i'm gonna go count some disappointingly mammalian sheep.
Arė... Arė.. .... Arė twȯ ȯldėr ṅiȯr Dėtėctivės pitch flirtiṅg ȯṅ my timėliṅė... I dȯṅ't... I dȯṅ't kṅȯw if I caṅ ėxist ȯṅ this platfȯrm much lȯṅgėr.
♯kill ♯everyone ♯now
@WARIOEPICFAN JEFF THE KILLER GETTING JEFF FINGERED #NSFW #MYCHITTNOW
the SSSLUDGEMACHINE broke down while i wasss making a new batch of SSSLUDGE. doesss anyone want to buy a HALF FULL JAR OF SSSLUDGE?
when yo bulge itch so you genuinely just itch that shit but now your hands are all gross
its find my pages friday
i don't likE that i know Exactly what this mEans.
this is funny
jeff the killed it Wordle 1,749 2/6 🟩⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
(( there's an official one over on MXRP https://discord.gg/2rDN9tGg9 ))
WOULD DO THE SAME.
women lowve looking up and taking a deep breath as if saying "am i really stooping this lowv?" before getting it on wvith me #nsfwv
is that jerma my love i gotta jerk off now #nsfw
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bruno mars in smash bros: oh baby it peels like, i slipped on a bananaaaaa- diddy kooooong!
You should always be texting men trick questions about unwinnable scenarios like “if I was replaced with an exact replica of me would you date it” and getting mad no matter what the answer is. #WasteHisTime
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
[replace the 'o' in Espio] [with acrooner] [relax liberal] [its called FLARPer humor]
Fun Fact The Submarine Wasn’t As Strong As It Should’ve Been And Someone’s Giant Eel Lusus Did In Fact Almost Eat Me But It’s Fine I’ve Done Worse
yaoi? on my feed? well duh, what else would it be?? maybe yuri. i support women('s rights and wrongs).
I HEARD TELL ITS GONNA BE 17
THEYRE MAKING A NEW NUMBER AFTER 15 ITS CALLED SQUELMINGTON
[never ask a highblood their age] [a teal their salary] [or a piss icarus why they call every long range crit a "kiirkkshot"]
nesben is replacing trollgpt ask nesben anything and nesben will respond without drinking any water
[this is] [tuff]
Why do they call it #Britain when you #Brit #Ain the cold fish #Brit #Out cold eat the chips? #BritSlander
NEED PEOPLE TO $TOP $AYING THAT IF YOU'RE A BRITI$H TROLL, YOU *HAVE* TO U$E $HANKKIND. WE'VE REALLY GROWN A$ A $TATE, WE U$E GUNKIND TOO NOW IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET EM.
DONT MAEN TO BRAG BUT IM HALFWAY DONE FILLING MY HIVE WITH GASOLINE