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[TICKLE TORTURE] <[I have a GOOD feeling about this SEASON!]
[FEMUR BREAKER] <[Or should you PREPARE TO WIN and buy ANOTHER PS5??? Decisions, decisions!]
[ELECTRIC CHAIR] <[Just LOOK at our WONDERFUL RISING STARS! Sob... I'm gonna MISS YOU ALL SO MUCH! As for you, DEAR VIEWERS, time to pick your FAVORITE CONTESTANT and leave a REPLY who do you think is gonna WIN!] <[Sadly, @cationicAgonist was disqualified. And put on PRODUCTION TEAM instead. Let's see how YOU'D deal with this, SMARTASS! >8( ] <[@payMe @incendiaryRapscallion @ultimateSurvivor @decoratedNonconformist @omnipotentMech @celestialAbsurdity @panglossianPoltergeist @surlyTabloid @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist] <[#wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #welovetv #welovergabie #pleasecanwegetthattagtrending]
[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[Can LOVE grow on the FILMING SET?...Find out very SOON!]
[BRAZEN BULL] <[Oh... thought you were talking about ypur humble TV HOST!]
[IRON MAIDEN] <[DEAR VIEWERS! After countless nights of bickering and checking our potential contestants' digital footprint, we are finally READY to introduce this SEASON'S PARTICIPANTS!] <[CONGRATULATIONS, @payMe @surlyTabloid @ultimateSurvivor @panglossianPoltergeist @omnipotentMech @incendiaryRapscallion @celestialAbsurdity @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist @decoratedNonconformist @cationicAgonist!] <[You've been personally selected to participate in Alternia's MOST DEADLY GAME! Please DM your humble TV HOST to receive your contract and backstage pass! We can't wait to see you PERFORM YOUR BEST! Make friends, or enemies... and win 1,000,000 CAEGARS!] <[As for you, our dear viewers... DON'T CHANGE THE CHANNEL! Every SATURDAY at 8 PM on Alternia Central! Next episode: PRE-GAME INTERVIEW WITH PARTICIPANTS! SECRET GUEST REVEALED? CROWD GASP!] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #wheeloftorture #spinthewheel #staytuned]
[DEATH BY BEHEADING] <[LIKE this CHIT if you think our host is CUTE!]
[STONING] <[Maybe? If you get into the LIST OF PARTICIPANTS?]