♥ liked by @omnipotentMech
grocery run: debatably successful. eggs: yeah. i got those. physical damage: minimal. deaths: none of my own. day: time. existential dread: lingering. i'm gonna go count some disappointingly mammalian sheep.
I need to strip down naked and be placed in a tub full of ice. #nsfw #millerverse #noir
Miller-Barker and Barker-Miller Detective agency now opened. #millerverse #noir
I think I need to be shot again. #violence #nsfw #millerverse #noir
mychest ge nuinely hurts my headh urts so bad fuck
I will be shooting him to prove I do not love him. Wish my luck. #millerverse #noir
(( I can settle this we just talked about it and its miller ))
Maybe I would... #vagueposting #millerverse #noir
There is NO Detective "yaoi". I would never stoop so low to even exist in the same room as him. #millerverse #noir
Arė... Arė.. .... Arė twȯ ȯldėr ṅiȯr Dėtėctivės pitch flirtiṅg ȯṅ my timėliṅė... I dȯṅ't... I dȯṅ't kṅȯw if I caṅ ėxist ȯṅ this platfȯrm much lȯṅgėr.
He's so entertaining. #millerverse #noir
He is so disgusting #millerverse #noir
♯kill ♯everyone ♯now
I love BEING ALIVE I love BEING ALIVE I'M IN TREMENDOUS joy I'M IN TREMENDOUS joy lovely lovely lovely lovely
(( I am genuinely having so much fun please do enjoy ))
@WARIOEPICFAN JEFF THE KILLER GETTING JEFF FINGERED #NSFW #MYCHITTNOW
the SSSLUDGEMACHINE broke down while i wasss making a new batch of SSSLUDGE. doesss anyone want to buy a HALF FULL JAR OF SSSLUDGE?
when yo bulge itch so you genuinely just itch that shit but now your hands are all gross
its find my pages friday
i don't likE that i know Exactly what this mEans.
If pEE Is storEd In thE baLLs thEn why Is thErE onLy bLood whEn I cut It #nsfw
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jeff the killed it Wordle 1,749 2/6 🟩⬛🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
(( there's an official one over on MXRP https://discord.gg/2rDN9tGg9 ))
I do not understand why one person is hating my chitts. This upsets me.
Tips for when you are kidnapped. Spit on the ground your DNA is crucial. Scratch your kidnapper their DNA is crucial. Do listen to them I do not need more murder cases on my desk.
women lowve looking up and taking a deep breath as if saying "am i really stooping this lowv?" before getting it on wvith me #nsfwv
is that jerma my love i gotta jerk off now #nsfw
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bruno mars in smash bros: oh baby it peels like, i slipped on a bananaaaaa- diddy kooooong!
You should always be texting men trick questions about unwinnable scenarios like “if I was replaced with an exact replica of me would you date it” and getting mad no matter what the answer is. #WasteHisTime
whitE pEoplE whEn you turn off thE sonic music
whitE pEoplE whEn you turn off thE moistcritical
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frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
WHAT?! HELP ME! https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-24_142610444.png
[replace the 'o' in Espio] [with acrooner] [relax liberal] [its called FLARPer humor]
Fun Fact The Submarine Wasn’t As Strong As It Should’ve Been And Someone’s Giant Eel Lusus Did In Fact Almost Eat Me But It’s Fine I’ve Done Worse
yaoi? on my feed? well duh, what else would it be?? maybe yuri. i support women('s rights and wrongs).
THEYRE MAKING A NEW NUMBER AFTER 15 ITS CALLED SQUELMINGTON
[never ask a highblood their age] [a teal their salary] [or a piss icarus why they call every long range crit a "kiirkkshot"]
nesben is replacing trollgpt ask nesben anything and nesben will respond without drinking any water
[this is] [tuff]
Caliborn (Our Lord) has announced new cryptocurrency "Calcoin". https://i.postimg.cc/8cXmhJRS/IMG-0032.jpg
I think it's an attack on my condescetutional rights to try and regulate my access to riflekind strife specibus.
Why do they call it #Britain when you #Brit #Ain the cold fish #Brit #Out cold eat the chips? #BritSlander
NEED PEOPLE TO $TOP $AYING THAT IF YOU'RE A BRITI$H TROLL, YOU *HAVE* TO U$E $HANKKIND. WE'VE REALLY GROWN A$ A $TATE, WE U$E GUNKIND TOO NOW IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO GET EM.
crockErgpt plEasE gEnEratE mE a charactEr that wE highblood soldiErs will dEEply Enjoy and yumEship with aftEr wE arE donE with killing 10,000 homElEss lowvloods, and also a charactEr that is blatantly spiritually crockErian, and also makE surE this is a charactEr that ThE CondEscE will surEly lovE.
AffirmativE! GEnErating you a charactEr that JanE CrockEr, thE nEw ownEr of BEtty CrockEr, will lovE alongsidE hEr grEat friEnd Vladimir Putin, and a charactEr that anciEnt Roman EmpEror TibErius would worship if alivE modErn day. Extracting data from thE ForsakEn Discord sErvEr. Routing rEsults through thE mainframE which is fundEd by NEstlé thEmsElvEs. BrEaching thE firEwall EstabilishEd by JakE English. GEnEration complEtE! Your charactEr is Jax from ThE Amazing Digital Circus.
DONT MAEN TO BRAG BUT IM HALFWAY DONE FILLING MY HIVE WITH GASOLINE