#staytuned
[IRON MAIDEN] <[DEAR VIEWERS! After countless nights of bickering and checking our potential contestants' digital footprint, we are finally READY to introduce this SEASON'S PARTICIPANTS!] <[CONGRATULATIONS, @payMe @surlyTabloid @ultimateSurvivor @panglossianPoltergeist @omnipotentMech @incendiaryRapscallion @celestialAbsurdity @ramblingIndividual @resilientPhilanthropist @decoratedNonconformist @cationicAgonist!] <[You've been personally selected to participate in Alternia's MOST DEADLY GAME! Please DM your humble TV HOST to receive your contract and backstage pass! We can't wait to see y...Read more
[IRON MAIDEN] <[LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! This is the moment you were waiting for!] <[That's right! WE'RE OFFICIALLY OPENING CASTING CALL for WHEEL OF TORTURE! Grand prize of 1,000,000 CAEGARS! Think you got what it takes? THEN SIGN UP NOW!!!! I'M GONNA SPIN THE WHEEL AND WHOEVER IT LANDS ON CAN DATE ME!!! HAHAHA!!! SIGN MY GOREGLE FORM!] <[(On the other hand, did I really have to say THIS...? Seems like a CHEAP marketing trick!)] <[#wheeloftorturecastingcall #joinnow #winprizes #uh #spinthewheel #staytuned]
[I WANT TO #HORNYPO$T BUT I FEEL REALLY OUT OF IT RIGHT NOW MAYBE TOMORROW #$TAYTUNED]