#cullchittr
inside the brilliant mind xf a patient: wxw i’m sx grateful fxr this state xf the art medicull care. i shxuld express that by xpen mxuth wet cxughing in my dxctxr’s face. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr. - xx
patient made a mess xf my belxved sneakerjeans (rest in pieces) last light. nx big deal it's a culling center we've gxt dispxsables xut the wastechute. tell me why i didn't realize the grippy sxcks had affirmatixns xn the bxttxm until i txxk them xff. - xx #awesxme. #awesxme. #strxng. #awesxme. #strxng. #brave. #amazing. #awesxme. #strxng. #canwebudgetfxrsxmenewadjectives. #medchittr. #cullchittr. - xx
>-8==— these sweethearts were all orphaned after their possum lusus passed une+pecctedly. >-8==— until we ccan assign them eacch a new lusus i am taking ccare of them. >-8==— they were all so ccold and hungry when they ccame in, so they are very happy to get a little beetle jelly! #medcchittr #fprjcccc #ccullcchittr #grubccare
hxw dx i get the harmacist tx start stxcking these. #medchittr #cullchittr. - xx
To whomever left their filial pail under the table in the employee recuperation block:〜〜〜〜〜 I will ask this one time for you to properly register it with the Situlogy Department. You have until the end of my shift to rectify this error.〜〜〜 If you do, I will not make a public post calling out the pitiful volume of your contributions. I recommend this course of action to spare yourself the mockery from your colleagues.〜〜 You have six hours. #nsfw #medchittr #cullchittr #fprjcc〜〜〜〜
i dxn’t care abxut the scalding steeping pxt xr whatever the fuck but @custxdialFabricatixn can yxu restxck the vending machine in the medicullers lxunge. patients will die if i dxn’t maintain a blxxd rxckstar cxncentratixn xf 0.1%. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
A blueblood patient tonight asked me what color the combined genetic material contributions of his and his goldblood partner's would be.〜〜 Some people need to go back to schoolfeeding.〜〜〜〜 #medchittr #cullchittr #nsfw #fprjcc〜〜〜〜
Greetings, Chittr.〜〜〜〜〜 I am Dr. Sister Nonata Prongduty, situlogist and fertility specialist at the Feferi Peixes Reefstorative Justice Culling Center.〜〜〜〜 For those of you who don't know what that means, which I suspect is most of you, I will put this simply: I do buckets.〜〜 I hope we become well-acquainted. #medchittr #cullchittr #fprjcc〜〜〜〜〜
a glimpse intx my future if nxbxdy saves me frxm the dementia patient whx thinks she’s helping. #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
psych patient asks me if i have anything better tx dx than breathe dxwn her cervical frxnd. if i tell her she’s xn 1:1 supervisixn because she delusixnally believes she wxrks here then it’s gxnna be a whxle thing. sx she’s putting a plaster cast that i dx nxt need xn the wrist i didn’t just break. typing with the bad prxng. send help. - xx #medchittr #cullchittr - xx
new badge. and i'm gxing tx be Sx implanting this xne sx it can't get lxst. xr stxlen. - xx
[CAZE-XXX] hnngff theyr gonna getme/ the/ fukkjc/ yezh/
hxw many bxdies is a manual bxwel disimpactixn. #medchittr #cullchittr #yuck. - xx
my airclxts while i’m telling yxu it’s terminal: - xx
xrdered a fat stack xf these fxr the patientblxcks. watch this space. #medchittr. #cullchittr. - xx
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #meme. #lxl. - xx
#medchittr. #cullchittr. #healthcarewxrkers. #meme. #lxl. - xx