
CROSS EXAMINATION! did it hurt? when i told you to goregle it & i was fucking right? #vaguechit

READING ONTO THE RECORD! @taxCollector liked this post as if it wasn't literally about him LOL ᴹ:P

You will be dealt with. + 100 REVOKING my like fee

READING ONTO THE RECORD! ah, the passive voice... because we both know *you* can't deal with me

The passive voice because you’re not worth the tick of energy I’d expend raising my fronds even a twelfth of a podlength. *____

CONCUR WITH CO-PPOSING COUNSEL! right, yes, because you're incredibly physically weak & the tick of energy required to raise your fronds *even a twelfth of a podlength* is a very sincere effort

Next we see each other, I’ll bring an arena stickball bat along with me, and we’ll test this clever theory of yours.

RE: ARENA STICKBALL BAT! better make it hurt. better kill me in one shot