♠ hated by @temperamentTestified
Do you hate me be honest.
==> I, unlike *some* people, am not so horribly shaken up by SHY Dirk's sudden and long foretold death.
BOOBS RIGHT IN MY FACE ON MY TIMELINE. WHY'S THAT GUY NEED A TITTY POV AS HIS PFP.
I'm drunk enough to actually say something genuine. Jesus christ. I get so earnest off that Asahi. Jake: I know you're not gonna listen to me. You only listen to me when I'm telling you shit you want to hear. That's why we broke up. But trust me, man: There's nothing left for you here. No Dirk Strider in all of Paradox Space has what you're looking for. We can't fix you, and we can't make you a complete person again. No amount of throwing yourself at us and praying it'll be different this time will change that, and even if you found a Dirk who settled down with you for the rest of your life you still wouldn't be happy, because we are not good for each-other. You need to move on. You're a hot dude. You've got a nice ass, and you know how to use it. You are, on occasion, funny. You even don't look like total shit with a moustache. You've got a life to live, if you'd only stop tying yourself to the anchor that is Dirk Strider. If anything between us mattered to you, if you actually still love me and not just what I represent to you, then move on. Please. I want you to be happy. I love you, which is why you need to leave. Because none of the other Dirks love you back.
Get it together, man.
Oh, I'm *doing* something alright.
You've already got it covered, don't you? What's another asshole gonna get done that you can't? Let's be honest, real man to man shit. We both know what you really want. You don't want *me* to do shit. You don't want another you. You just want to hurt yourself. So go on. Do what you gotta do, and die. You don't need me to whip yourself. You've got plenty of you to go around right where you are. I don't have to be good, I just have to pitch in, instead of bitch out. I've always needed them more than they needed me. We'd both be fish food without Roxy, or Jane. Maybe you should stop by the ocean sometime, have a nice beachside picnic all on your lonesome. Maybe you'll remember the lure.
Do you have anything nice to say to me?
Very much so. A certain fella just tends to push my buttons every time he posts. All nonsense!
Truly just typing a bunch of nonsense.
You're being re★lly me★n to Krillin.
Did you notice this? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86fe42b★99fc.jpg
What if... you say it to me in DMs?
Ive got a slot open if anyone wants to be best buds considering my former best bro and boyfriend is big and pink and evil now. And more of an asshole than before which probably took me by surprise more than the big pink and evil bit.
I cant fathom that hes doing this during pride month i mean really.
he wont be doing that again lmfao.
A little public shaming never hurt anybody.
ok well the guy i hate has a thing for me apparently. the more you know.
haha oh man. yeah. it's just really weird and honestly kind of pathetic because i don't hate him any less so i am not sure what to tell him. makes me a little sad for him.
hahaha oh man so lame. you're still doing this? haha lmao. that's me laughing at you.
you are basically the biggest loser ever and also a keyboard warrior and i also don't care. because you are lame. do you get the memo yet? get out of my replies you asshole.
i am still ignoring you because you are still lame hahaha you look so stupid right now haha!!
haha wow you're so lame. i'm ignoring you because you are lame. bye.
i don't know, dirk. where do we stand?
Well id say you do tend to be that! Ahahah.
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Barbaric.
I think we are both none the wiser. :D
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What an idea!! I think you should make him your primary target and leave me the hell alone from now on. Yeah?
i am AlwAys sAyIng this.
Thats a bit much, isnt it?