WENT OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. NOBODY IS WILLING TO GO HOME DESPITE IT BEING 3AM, AND I AM THE ONLY SOBER ONE, THEREFORE I AM THE OBLIGATORY DRIVER. I AM TIRED. I WOULD LOVE TO GO HOME. I AM OUTNUMBERED ON THIS. :^( #SUBSTANCE
perhaps, convince them that they have substance at their homes and let them go gently. hopefully rest will come soon.
CONVINCING IS OUT THE WINDOW WHEN MOST OF THEM AREN'T EXACTLY ABLE TO FOCUS ON A SENTENCE LONGER THAN THREE WORDS TOTAL.
next suggestion. if you can get them in your scuttlewagon, get them hive and coerce em out if you gotta. good luck.