♦ pitied by @pipeFan
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all of you are messy as fuck.
၄⋆၃ im unsure what your first name is but for a sexond i went "his name is mr" and then i beat myself with a roxk for the stupid thought
BREAKING NEWS: Scientist agree MILFs and DILFs are overrated. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
stayin still eyes closed let the wworld just pass me by pain pills nice clothes if i fall i think ill fly touch me midas make me part of your design none to guide us i feel fear for the vvery last time #lyricpost #fitcheck #doeserisolo #theanswwersyes
I have a lot of skills. People say I’m very talon-ted.
how about you pokémon go get a job.
VERY! this coMin froM a bitch that loves to party!
Cønsiderabły mean, but ałsø quite irrespønsibłe. ¥øu døn’t knøw that they’łł try tø get høme in whatever state øf inebriatiøn they’re in. What did they dø tø receive said ditching, if I may ask?
i think this &inder might &e what nakes me go down today &ut im eating another popsicl so its okay
Ladies, ladies, ONE at a TIME. I CAN'T possibly get to ALL of you. https://i.postimg.cc/NM2Mp5bY/image.png
Well, do you?
the.roses.are.depressed.again in.other.news the.ocean.is.still.wet
Today has been terrible and just on a straight downward spiral clearly.
Do you ever feel like the universes punching bag?
um yeah
lovely to hear mr egbert! <3 funny enough, my throat randomly started to hurt last night as well. and similarly i have felt better now! wishin for u to recover fully alongside i lmao :3
wont keep me out for long.
youre doing it again. im on my way. i didnt want to tell you but i like knowing youre panicking.
too innocent. too fatherly. im fucking dying over here.
am i suddenly super funny or are all the people who like me only active at night
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wonder why that is.
L0B0T0MY
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nah mr johns dad you have to get properly into it. go out into the forest and pretend ur finding berries in bushes as a starving squirrel and stuff it in your cheeks and brave the treacherous path home to stock up for the winter
fim si scared if dgetting hjm back im ecaref all the tjme
dawg everybody and their mom is getting a sore throat lately im not unconvinced that there is a new chain of illness amongst us
HMMM. YOu RAISE A GOOD POINT. WHEN YOu ADDRESS ME. AS YOuNIVERSE ENDER. I AM IN FACT. A YOu-NIVERSE ENDER. I COuLD. AT ANY MOMENT. CHOOSE TO PROPAGATE. THE END OF YOuR EXISTANCE. ACROSS ALL OF REALITY. I COuLD uNMAKE YOu. ENSuRE THE CIRCuMSTANCES. THAT MADE YOu WHAT YOu ARE AND WHO YOu ARE. WERE REVERSED. YOu ARE KEPT ALIVE. BECAuSE I INTEND TO DESTROY ALL OF REALITY. MINuS THE BITS THAT I LIKE. THIS MEANS. QuITE BLuNTLY. I CAN. WILL. AND WANT TO. SPARE EVERYONE WHO PLEASES ME. WHO. IN THE NEW WORLD. WILL ENSuRE I RECEIVE ABSOLuTE AND uNFETTERED ALLEGIANCE. IN THE FORM OF BOuNDLESS AMuSEMENTS. AND REMARKINGS. LET uS BOTH LEVEL SET EXPECTATIONS TO GROuND ZERO. HOWEVER. SHALL WE? VESICA? WHILE RECOGNIZING MY AWESOME MIGHT. WILL CERTAINLY BE IN YOuR FAVOR. IT DOES YOu NO FuRTHERANCE. OF FuRTHER FAVORS. TO FuCKING WHINE. TO PITCH A HISSY BITCH FIT. AND CLAIM THIS IS OWED TO YOu. ALL THAT IS OWED TO YOu. IS ETERNAL DARKNESS. AND DEATH. I SPARE YOu WHAT YOu DESERVE. BECAuSE I CONSIDER YOu WORTHY OF BETTER. WORTHY OF MORE. WORTHY OF GREATER. THE FuDDY DuDDIES AND CHuMMY LITTLE STABHAPPY CHEAPSTAKES WILL HAPPILY TAKE YOu INTO THEIR NuMBER. STRIPES OR SOLID. YOu ARE WELCOME IN THE CREW. FOR THE SAME REASON MANY PuRPLES ARE. I FIND. CLOWNS. FuNNY. IRRESISTABLY HILARIOuS. THEY WILL CAPER. AND DANCE. AND SING. AND TELL STORIES IN THE VOID. WHEN ALL HAS BEEN ERASED, ALL TIME HAS RuN OuT, ALL MEANINGLESS THINGS TREATED AS IF THEY ARE MEANINGFuL. I WILL LAuGH. AND SMILE. FOR THE FIRST TIME. BECAuSE I AM TRuLY HAPPY. AND NOT MERELY MICRODOSING. IT IS ESPECIALLY PROMISING. THAT YOu ARE DOING THIS. FOR A GROuP. I DO NOT EVEN PARTICuLARLY DISLIKE. YOuR ANIMOSITIES ARE VALID. YOuR HATRED AND RAGE. PERFECTLY SuITED TO TASK. TAKE MY BADGE. TAKE WHATEVER YOu MuST TO ACCOMPLISH THIS. WITHIN REASON AND REGuLATIONAL HuMOR. AND MAY ALL KNOW OF THE ABSOLuTE ASSPAIN YOu WILL INFLICT ON ANY WHO SPEAK ILL OF ME OR MY MINIONS. DESTROY. DO NOT FORGIVE. LOATHE. DO NOT LOVE. EMBRACE THE HATE. IT WILL PROTECT YOu. FROM WHAT REALLY HuRTS ABOVE ALL ELSE. THAT IS ALL.
i dunno. think this calls for a punishment.
not very responsible of you.
you feel unnecessary.
youll never be as good as him. https://i.postimg.cc/4xbWS2P9/dance.gif
i do.
poor hazelle. https://i.postimg.cc/4NmNWzxJ/trapped.gif
you think im young? mr egbert. youre too nice. im swooning.
pretty sure im cooler than you especially considering the amount of yous that ive beaten to death
sure bro whatever you say
yeah im the embarrassing one says the guy who runs a puppet porn site
okay dude you say that about the guy whos daughter im banging and it feels pretty weird yk #nsfw
you arent banging *his* daughter specifically. quit being so sensitive. its embarrassing.
yeah its a bit weird
so fucking cute.
up late workin. dont be sorry. you should tell me more pretty boy.
are you really?
i looked at your profile. you make it obvious.
everyone is so secretive about their perv shit. its annoying. who fucking cares? why am i the weird one for being open about it?
im aware.
why dont i come over and show you?
just a trick to help with cramps. never heard of it or what?
thats not an answer.
i can help with those. you down? #suggestive
The egberts are invading
Having those Yaoi thoughts again on this fine Father’s Day
i get it. you got distracted by something and weren't looking at the buttons.
yeah! just like liking a certain guy's pics make you happy!
sorry, grandpa. (but also, yeah, it kind of is nowadays.)
ALSO WHAT DOES DILF MEAN AND WHY DID ONE OF MY FRIENDS CALL ME THAT?
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED A GOOD [Smoke] AT A LOW PRICE OF [[Lung Cancer.99]]!
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YO THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT ACCOUNT???? LMAAOOOOOOO
im like the joker if he vwere wvoke
i w0nder what it says ab0ut me that i keep finding my way back t0 my ex.
i LOVE OLD MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE LET ME FIX YOUR MENTAL ILLNESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I See An Old Man, I Have A #suggestive #nsfc Thought And I Realize That Video Was Right. #neverbeatingtheoldmanlikerallegations
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Can you say "dingaling" on this site, or will I be hunted for sport?
“Can you take a drug test?” As long as you all get really chill about some stuff.
can't stop won't stop also. you single, handsome? 👀
cant you read? you heard me.
you heArd me the d1lf 1s you 🫵
an i eman it exactly how its written if u catch my drift
you. call me.
please gatekeep this shit i do not need this blown up
you b1g boy
dilfsz eevrywhere on this site... some even closer than u think
my heda is killing me. fuck.
X Humans, specifically the ones who have dicks, should be more afraid of me now. I just learned to aim for the balls. #violence x
just beautiful. buying her for a new film.
... seeing you on here makes me want to cry.. i miss you so much...
just look at those eyes.
whats the corrdct way to hit up a handsme man without coming on too strong? you cant sjut say "i wana peg you, sexyyy" anymore nd its rlly frustrating #nsfw