MR. EGBERT
@pipeFan
52. SINGLE FATHER. I ENJOY BAKING AND DON'T TEND TO TAKE MYSELF TOO SERIOUSLY. HAVE AN EXCELLENT DAY. :^)
GOOD (?) MORNING.
HUH!
WHAT IF EVERYONE WAS NICE TO EACH OTHER FOREVER.
I'M OLDER THAN YOU, SO I'M NOT SURE WHO YOU'RE CALLING LITTLE BABY, YOUNG MAN. ALSO, PLEASE SAVE YOUR THREATS OF VIOLENCE FOR SOMEONE WITH THE TIME FOR THAT SILLY NONSENSE.
SOME PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE KINDNESS, THAT MUCH IS TRUE. THE ISSUE STARTS WHEN YOU WALK AROUND TREATING EVERYBODY AS IF THEY'RE BENEATH YOU, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE A STRIDER CLASSIC.
GOOD MORNING. :^)
GOOD MORNING. :^)
YOU KNOW, I NEVER ACTUALLY CHANGED MY NAME. PARTIALLY BECAUSE IT IS ALREADY A FAIRLY GENDER NEUTRAL NAME, BUT MAINLY BECAUSE NOBODY TENDS TO CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME ANYWAY! HOW SILLY. :^)
၄⋆၃ im unsure what your first name is but for a sexond i went "his name is mr" and then i beat myself with a roxk for the stupid thought
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO GENUINELY BELIEVE MY NAME IS 'DAD.' IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE! HAHA. :^)
HELLO. :^)
OH. I HAVE JUST NOW REALIZED THAT WAS A TYPO AND NOT YOU CALLING ME GAY. OOPS.
#WATDATMEAN
I REALLH DO HATR HOW TIRED DIRNKING MAKES ME. WAS HAVING FUN ADN NOW SUDDENLY I'M COMPLETRLY EXHASUTED. :^( #SUBSTANCE
HELENA IS .A LOVELU SONG. #SUBSTANCE
CEMETERY DRIVE. IS MY FAVROITRE. OFF OF THE ALBUM. BUT I DO LIKE HEELNA. QUITR A BIT.
THNK I'VE HAD TOO MUJH TO DIRNK. I'M STRTING TO THINK HE 'S KIND OF ATTRCATIVR WHEN HE ISNR BEING MENACINGF? #SUBSTANCE
I DONR. KNOW NYTHING ABOUT POKENMON. #SUBSTANCE
:^b
HAD ALITTLE BIT TOR DRINK. :^) #SUBSTANCE
I CANNOT FALL BACK ASLEEP NOW.
I KEEP WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. IT'S VERY DISRUPTIVE TO MY, WELL. EVERYTHING.
MY LIST OF CONCERNS IS CURRENTLY THE FACT THAT IT'S 3AM AND I HAVE YET TO GO HOME, I HAVE WORK TOMORROW, AND A CERTAINLY LADY FRIEND OF MINE KEEPS FLIRTING WITH ME IN A WAY THAT SOUNDS MILDLY THREATENING RATHER THAN AFFECTIONATE. (???) FORGIVE MY INSISTENT LIVE UPDATES. I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO KEEP MYSELF BUSY.
ok at this point yoink they asses hoMe. your frienDs. fukin wrangle eM if you gotta :o/
FAIRLY RELEVANT INQUIRY: HOW MEAN WOULD IT BE TO DITCH YOUR FRIENDS AT A BAR AND GO HOME BY YOURSELF IF YOU ARE THE ONLY OPTION IN TERMS OF TRANSPORTATION? ETA. #SUBSTANCE FOR MENTION OF BARS, I GUESS.
It'd be a pretty dick move, yeah.
VERY! this coMin froM a bitch that loves to party!
Cønsiderabły mean, but ałsø quite irrespønsibłe. ¥øu døn’t knøw that they’łł try tø get høme in whatever state øf inebriatiøn they’re in. What did they dø tø receive said ditching, if I may ask?
I AM INCLINED TO AGREE! I AM JUST A BIT FED UP REALLY. :^( IT IS ABOUT 3AM, I AM EXHAUSTED, AND THEY ARE REFUSING TO AGREE TO GO HOME DESPITE ME ASKING TO LEAVE ABOUT 3 TIMES OVER THE PAST HOUR.
Knøwing that, yeah, yøu may just have tø put yøur føøt døwn and say yøu’re łeaving and that yøu bełieve they shøułd as wełł since they’re sufficientły drunk. Perhaps see if the bartender wiłł back yøu up? Regardłess, it døes feeł łike they’re being petułant and disrespecting yøur time.
WENT OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. NOBODY IS WILLING TO GO HOME DESPITE IT BEING 3AM, AND I AM THE ONLY SOBER ONE, THEREFORE I AM THE OBLIGATORY DRIVER. I AM TIRED. I WOULD LOVE TO GO HOME. I AM OUTNUMBERED ON THIS. :^( #SUBSTANCE
perhaps, convince them that they have substance at their homes and let them go gently. hopefully rest will come soon.
CONVINCING IS OUT THE WINDOW WHEN MOST OF THEM AREN'T EXACTLY ABLE TO FOCUS ON A SENTENCE LONGER THAN THREE WORDS TOTAL.
next suggestion. if you can get them in your scuttlewagon, get them hive and coerce em out if you gotta. good luck.
BEING ON THIS SITE MAKES ME FEEL TERRIBLY OLD SOMETIMES! I AM LEARNING NEW THINGS EVERY DAY. I STILL DON'T QUITE UNDERSTAND MOST OF IT, BUT THAT MIGHT BE FOR THE BETTER, HAHAHA. :^)