MR. EGBERT
@pipeFan
52. SINGLE FATHER. I ENJOY BAKING AND DON'T TEND TO TAKE MYSELF TOO SERIOUSLY. HAVE AN EXCELLENT DAY. :^)
GOOD (?) MORNING.
Morning sir
WHAT IF EVERYONE WAS NICE TO EACH OTHER FOREVER.
Unfortunately I don’t believe it’s possible. However I do agree. Change starts within an individual!
ABSOLUTELY! I WILL CONTINUE TO TREAT EVERYONE KINDLY EXCEPT FOR BRO STRIDER, AS IS REQUIRED FOR MY OWN SANITY. :^)
I’ve never seen a more correct opinion on this website.
YOU KNOW, I NEVER ACTUALLY CHANGED MY NAME. PARTIALLY BECAUSE IT IS ALREADY A FAIRLY GENDER NEUTRAL NAME, BUT MAINLY BECAUSE NOBODY TENDS TO CALL ME BY MY FIRST NAME ANYWAY! HOW SILLY. :^)
၄⋆၃ im unsure what your first name is but for a sexond i went "his name is mr" and then i beat myself with a roxk for the stupid thought
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER, THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO GENUINELY BELIEVE MY NAME IS 'DAD.' IT COULD BE MUCH WORSE! HAHA. :^)
HELLO. :^)
OH. I HAVE JUST NOW REALIZED THAT WAS A TYPO AND NOT YOU CALLING ME GAY. OOPS.
HELENA IS .A LOVELU SONG. #SUBSTANCE
CEMETERY DRIVE. IS MY FAVROITRE. OFF OF THE ALBUM. BUT I DO LIKE HEELNA. QUITR A BIT.
FAIRLY RELEVANT INQUIRY: HOW MEAN WOULD IT BE TO DITCH YOUR FRIENDS AT A BAR AND GO HOME BY YOURSELF IF YOU ARE THE ONLY OPTION IN TERMS OF TRANSPORTATION? ETA. #SUBSTANCE FOR MENTION OF BARS, I GUESS.
It'd be a pretty dick move, yeah.
VERY! this coMin froM a bitch that loves to party!
Cønsiderabły mean, but ałsø quite irrespønsibłe. ¥øu døn’t knøw that they’łł try tø get høme in whatever state øf inebriatiøn they’re in. What did they dø tø receive said ditching, if I may ask?
I AM INCLINED TO AGREE! I AM JUST A BIT FED UP REALLY. :^( IT IS ABOUT 3AM, I AM EXHAUSTED, AND THEY ARE REFUSING TO AGREE TO GO HOME DESPITE ME ASKING TO LEAVE ABOUT 3 TIMES OVER THE PAST HOUR.
WENT OUT WITH SOME FRIENDS. NOBODY IS WILLING TO GO HOME DESPITE IT BEING 3AM, AND I AM THE ONLY SOBER ONE, THEREFORE I AM THE OBLIGATORY DRIVER. I AM TIRED. I WOULD LOVE TO GO HOME. I AM OUTNUMBERED ON THIS. :^( #SUBSTANCE
perhaps, convince them that they have substance at their homes and let them go gently. hopefully rest will come soon.
CONVINCING IS OUT THE WINDOW WHEN MOST OF THEM AREN'T EXACTLY ABLE TO FOCUS ON A SENTENCE LONGER THAN THREE WORDS TOTAL.
WHAT IS A DOUGIE.
the hardest fucking move of all time sir you should learn how to do it so you can impress that lady friend of yours
a dan(e. there was a song with the l7ri(s "tea(h me how to dougie", is the referen(e
I WNT OUT TO DINNER AT A FNACY RESTAUTRANT. WAS GREAT. THINK I WENT A LITTRL OVERBOARD ON THE WINE. HAHA. OVERALL LOVELY EXPEREINCE. ::^) #SUBSTANCE
DID NOT MEAN TO GIVD MYSELF 2 PAIRS OF EYES! CANNOT TYPE WELL! :^)*
i think this &inder might &e what nakes me go down today &ut im eating another popsicl so its okay
REMEMBER TO BIND SAFELY, CHAMP. I'D MADE SIMILAR ERRORS BACK WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, AND IT CAN CAUSE SOME REAL ISSUES DOWN THE LINE. :^(
MISSPOKE UPON ASKING A QUESTION, AND ALL THAT I MANAGED WAS "DO YOU EVER...?" IN A VERY UNSURE TONE. JOHN WILL NOT STOP REPEATING IT BACK TO ME AS IF IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD. DARE I MAKE AN ERROR IN HIS PRESENCE.
Well, do you?
GOOD MORNING! :^)
morning mr egbert! <3 what are u planning for breakfast today may i ask :?
GOOD MORNING ROXY. :^) I AM NOT SURE YET, ACTUALLY! I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A WONDERFUL MORNING!
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um yeah