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@commanderGenes
HELLO, FEEBLE MINDED READER. SINCE YOU ARE PROBABLY STUPID, LETS KEEP THIS BRIEF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS, AND YOU WILL REFER TO ME AS SUCH. MY PRONOUNS ARE HE/HIM. RED FOR KAR.
I CULLED THAT UGLY ORANGE MEAT SACK FOR MANIPULATING MY ASPECT. FUCK YOU. PROOF OF THE KILL. #CW-GORE #CW-VIOLENCE
//// art credit goes to @turntechGoddouche!
ngl i thought u wouldnt have the guts 2 do somethin like that but congrats ig
ME EATING YOUR RECCOMENDATIONS! ANON: 2 COLAS WITH NERDS GUMMY CLUSTERS MIXED IN @DIPSHITSCREENWRITER: DRAGON FRUIT. @ATMOSPHERICMETEOROLOGIST: COLLARD GREENS WITH BAKED CHICKEN AND MASHED POTATOES. TO DRINK A SWEET TEA. IF I MISSED YOUR REQUEST, CHECK LATER! I PROMISE I'LL GET TO YOU ALL! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFD1PUDYCVRE2_3E/KARKAT-EATS.MP4
music and editing my me!
///by the way unquirk it to copy the link since the video won't embed
GUYS. I CAN'T JUST EAT CANDY FOR DINNER. ORDER MORE OR ORDER SOMETHING SUBSTANTIAL. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/XWYP4NH6NSE47TVB6
ALRIGHT YOU GUYS KEEP POSTING FOOD SO SEND IN YOUR SUBMISSIONS FOR ME TO EAT. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/XWYP4NH6NSE47TVB6
DAMN THAT GUY HAS US **ALLLLLL** BLOCKED.
AT LEAST WE CAN TALK ABOUT THEM BEHIND THEIR BACK.
⚞ i'm actually NOT blocked for some reason??? ⚟
TRIED TO RECHITT AN IMAGE OF A DONUT AND APPARENTLY THEY HAVE ME BLOCKED. SIGH.
⚞ do ya want me to chit a picture of a donut so you can rechit it??? ⚟
HONESTLY YES. THIS IS WHAT MY GLUTTONY HAS LED TO.
im blocked too. no clue who this dork is. were not allowed to like donuts.
TCH.
[IT'S A VIDEO OF HIM EATING. HE IS DEADASS EATING ALL OF THAT. HOLY SHIT.]
@FUNNYSTRAY RECCOMENDS I EAT: A LARGE BEEF BURRITO, A MEDIUM SUPREME PIZZA, A PINT OF CHOCOLATE MINT ICE CREAM, SOME LOADED FRIES IF YOURE FEELING FROSTY, AND A LARGE SODA. ANON RECCOMENDS I EAT: SOME RICE SOUP. I **WILL** BE EATING ALL OF THIS. WELL, I CERTAINLY WON'T BE HUNGRY ANYMORE.
* writing all that out made me so hungry dude. enjoy the meal on my behalf please
MAN. I'M HUNGRY. ORDER ME FOOD. HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/K45K8SHQY3D5B6AX7
OKAY, LET'S REINTRODUCE MYSELF. I AM COMMANDER VANTAS. HE/HIM, THEY/THEM, FUCK/YOU. YES, I DO HAVE A VIOLETBLOODPUSHER AWARD. YOU WILL RESPECT ME, OR I WILL CULL YOU WITHOUT HESITATION. ALSO I HAVE A YOUNG FUCHSIA IN MY CARE. IF YOU HURT HER, YOU DIE. DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR. CULL YOURSELF. MY INTERESTS ARE: BEING BUFF WITHOUT WORKING OUT EATING LOTS OF FOOD(REQUESTS GO HERE: HTTPS://FORMS.GLE/853JNGZEM42JUREM9) ROMCOMS ROMANCE IN GENERAL, SPECIFICALLY THE QUADRANT KIND ♡: @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH, @TURNTECHNOGEARHEAD ◇: @TURNTECHSTRIDER ♤: NONE. ♧: NONE, NOT LOOKING. IF I GET A KISMESIS I WANT TO BE ABLE TO OBLITERATE HIM WITHOUT SOME INTERLOPER CATCHING STRAYS.
Fuchsia hatchling, first things, mutie. Also. The being Buff and Not Working Out and being a Glutton combo. How did you get a violet usher award? Shouldn't it be a medal of dishonor? What supreme sacrifice did you make in the line of duty chump? Are you... Are you larping?
A: WHAT I SACRIFICED IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. SEE: "DO NOT ASK ME ABOUT THE WAR." B: THE FUSCIA IN MY CARE IS A SMALL 4 SWEEP OLD. ANY MORE QUESTIONS ON HER WILL BE SHOT DOWN. C: I AM A MAN OF VIGOROUS VITALITY. MY GLUTTONY GOES STRAIGHT TO MUSCLE, SKIPPING THE FAT STAGE. NO NEED FOR EXCERCIZE. LIKE HOW A PURPLEBLOOD NATURALLY GETS VERY TALL. YOU, HOWEVER, PROBABLY CAN'T EAT 3 GRUBS WITHOUT GAINING 500 CAEGARWEIGHTS.
Haha okay pal. Food certainly isn't going to your pan. Can confirm that about your freak mutant biology.
@TECHNOLOGICALNARRATIVISM HEY. I'M GONNA CULL YOU. YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. STOP FUCKING WITH MY ASPECT.
WHAT THE FUCK IS A SLUSHIE.
THIS BEACH IS LIKE. TOTALLY PUMPING. OR WHATEVER THE BEACH IS SUPPOSED TO BE.
EVERYONE WISH ME A HAPPY WRIGGLERDAY. NOW.
DO DAVES COUNT AS DRUGS? CAN I TAKE A FEW DAVES AND FEEL BETTER?
do you want someone to check up on you? youre worrying me man
IM ALL SORTS OF FUCKED UP TODAY. IF ONLY I COULD FEEL BETTER MAGICALLY, PERHAPS WITH THE AID OF DRUGS. #SUBSTANCES
ohhh commannnnderrrr how naughty i thought you were puritan or something
commkat no you dont gotta resort to that man. it aint healthy it aint good its all sortsa bad
I MISS ALTERNIA, I THINK.
WHY DID I EVER RETURN TO THIS PLACE. I'M ALREADY MAKING A FOOL OF MYSELF.
no no speak your shit man keep going youre doing fine
hey hey hey shhh dont worry man. its fine. its all gonna be fine you aint makin no fool of yourself. youre doin great
OKAY FINE. SOME OF THESE DAVES ARE LIKE. DAVES. LIKE FULL ON ACTUAL DAVES. ABSOLUTE DAVE ACTION. 100% DAVE, NOW WITH EXTRA STRIDER.
thank god you finished your thought i was probably going to go insane but anyways yeah
FRANKLY SOME OF YOU DAVES LOOK REALLY EDIBLE. LIKE A REALLY GOOD GRUBSLICE I COULD JUST TEAR APART.
