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d0esn't matter when the result is the same. we're still just a c0uple 0f dumb asses t00 inc0mpetent at being n0rmal tr0lls t0 acc0mplish even the m0st basic 0f b0dily functi0ns.
į MELK į
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B:?? < something on your mind?
j0in the club.
B33 < HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO chittr!! :33 get ready cuz theres a new cat in town
(Settings then go to block content/terms)
((in settings there should be a whole thing in there))
(( settings -> content blacklist and type whatever u wish to block !
///Settings and then scroll down to blacklist!
-=[ ddidyou jnnow onentimme i accidentllyy bypassed mmy clusterstem's surveillance ssecurity annd accidentally gott accessto the secuirty footagge from the cameras ithink about thhat a lot i waas really all uip in there heh_āŗ]=-
(( devastating to know i'm gonna keep missing out on events like the one tomorrow but that's what happens living in AKDT time while workin most days LOL
B33 < new sw33t bro and hella jeff designs https://file.garden/ae64nVAoTDGIu7u1/sw33tcatandhellacat.png
gOoD MoRnInG MoThErFuCkErS Of cHiTtR, i hAvE ArIsE FrOm mY SlImE AnD I'M ReAdY FoR AnOtHeR DaY
davecord is almost done im just getting it peer reviewed and maybe some more tweaks here and there for channels and shit
i know ive been teasing davecord i promise its almost done im just waiting on one more thing
thanks man i appreciate your vote of confidence in my ability to defend my own ass cause i really thought i would too guess someone had to be the first oh well
i still cant believe i didnt last at least one round </3
oh my god hahahaha this is so good thank you
help-
WHEN EVERYTHING FEELS LIKE IT FALLS TOGETHER SOMETIMES SMALL THINGS WILL COME IN AND MAKE SAID THING FEEL LIKE ITāS FALLING APART. PAIN IS ONLY TEMPORARY AND THINGS WILL WORK OUT IN THE END AS LONG AS YOU DONāT GIVE UP. #VAGUEPOSTING
Okay, so everyone hates me I guess!
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*Remember! Patience is a virtue. Even if you must wait for what feels like eons sequestered away, alone, it will all be worth it in the end! #tips #tutorial
:33 < nyo mew roll mewr eyes back when mewr happy
here is the portrait i crafted earlier. was feelin some inspiration, might make more @carcinologygenarch @commandergenes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eda6d89da4ad.jpg
:33 < @turntechgodhead:00 < 1120 has red33med 10 kitty points and requested this :33 < this is of @carcinologygenarch and @commandergenes smooching :00 < nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0943a6e4b1ec.png
yoooo, crabdads got straight up phytokonesis!!
GOOD GOD i mean hi there
glad to see this guy is still going strong godspeed to the websites biggest hater of all time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc52ee7070d6.png
who the fuck are all these people suddenly following me today what is this i dont even hornypost they must be here for my stick #stick https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/904adc227a2e.png
i dont feel guilt and i dont process sin. but damn... i DO see t)(ose abs boy. w)(at a )(am sandwic)( of a troll over )(ere...
Do you need a beating?
Z. finally a like minded troll .Z
guys keep hating my chits im almost at 3k kull
:33 < *ac happily roars!!!!*
i THINK IT IS, pRETTY MESSED UP THAT hATEBOT IS, sEEMINGLY HATING ON ALL THESE POSTS,,, iT MAKES YOU THINK,,,
I NEVER THOUGHT I'D ACTUALLY BE HAPPY TO SEE SOMEONE HATE MY POSTS. I AM SO RELIEVED THAT HATEBOT IS NORMAL NOW. HATEBOT MY BELOVED. PLATONIC.
this lady smells like #creamofwheat
WOULD YOU GUYS STILL LOVE ME IF I WAS A WORM.
wHOA, hE CAN SAY THAT?
Where's that DAMN fourth chaos emerald?
alright guys pack it up partys ovver a certain alt a the empress found my chitt about femboy toes
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š muā±anā± yaoii whennnn #nsfw ā
7ou know what, it's harder to be dismissive of hatebot when he's mass pit7ing 7ou than when he's mass hating 7ou
... Going to head off for the night. get some rest. Goodnight.
Ah. That sounds really sad, so I'm gonna ask you not to go into details cause I have my brother! My condolences, though.
FLASHING HIM ON CALL EVERYTIME HE MAKES FUN OF ME #NSFW
nO, nOT THIS TIME,
I figured I'd share a picture of myself that isn't just my hand. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1373e290d5de.png
eHEHEHE, eHEH, aHA, hEHE, bWAHAHA, mWAHA, fUFUFUFUFU, eHEHEH, hEHE, hEHEHE! hEHE! mWAHAHAHA! hAHAHAHA! hAHA! eVERYTHING IS, cOMING UP tAVROS, #tAVROS
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WWhen I ascend the throne my first order of business wwill be making vvioletbloods do jobs they sea as beloww them in a righteous fury. WWhy the shell are wwe still putting olivvebloods in scuba divvin gear to clean underwwater infrastructure wwhen wwe can just get a seawweller to do it???
Soup.
It delights me to see such amicable responses on this digital slate. If you ever find yourself in need of comfort, I will be your frond to lean on. For those who are shunned, know I will offer you a sanctum from what others may rebuke you for thinking or being. Be who you are, be honest with yourself, and love those around you in earnest.
this zuko gif specifically https://media.tenor.com/48OZZ5cpLrQAAAAM/zuko-zuko-swinging.gif
feeling like that one zuko gif where hes just swinging his fists around after what karkat did
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"BUT EXECUTIONER, WHY DO YOU NEED SOCIAL MEDIA WHEN YOU'RE THE COMMANDER OF THE THRESHECUTIONERS?" YOU COULD ASK THE CANDY TIMELINE OTHER VERSION OF MYSELF THE SAME THING, PAL.
with all these aradias 0nline i was kinda h0ping mine w0uld sh0w up but this was c00l t00. maybe the next #megid0day will summ0n her.
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I like trying to harmonize with the singers when I'm listening to music, but I feel like I always end uź«ā sliź«āź«āing back into the melody haha ź«ārofessional singers really have my resź«āect ^^ ā£ļø
((OKAY. it doesnt follow the 8 letter naming rule for ancestors but I really could not give less of a shit. Kar's ancestor title will be THE EXECUTIONER. (and then itll be really funny bc he'll be like the sweetest fella ever).))
no one filled my wwater bowwl btww thanks for nothin
wires #nsfw
lmao thanks boo B;]
Summoner we need more lore dumps
they dont knoww wwhat id risk for a wwhiff let alone a lick a the swweat faintly wwhat slicks the skin in the heat of exertion #nsfww
D --> Do any of you have any idea how soft a hoofbeast's snout is D --> It is very soft D --> Now you have an idea if you did not before
Our Miis are 'boutta get married at this rate. Been dating for a day an' mine is all, I need to marry him now. Bro. Bro, chill. Y'all went on one date. Stop being me.
:33 < im in such an affectionate mewd tonight
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Man you gotta be more specific. Figure out if their biggest weakness is spot is pride, greed, or just being fucking stupid and then exploit it to make them paint themself into a corner. EZPEAZY.
piuhuhh i miss u chitr tomorows my brithday whos comnngggg
imma be real with you guys i dont know what the fuck im saying half the time
mmm yummy ram
hi erisol nice to see you erisol
[single reverbed beep]
talking about the body i inhabit āidk i just work hereā
been too busy lately even though nothing is fucking going on in space
Iāve 8een feeling really discouraged 8y the way people approach dating lately. The casual nature of it all makes me feel like Iām just a target for someone who is 8ored rather than a person 8eing valued. It really affects my self-worth, and I just wish there was more intentionality in the way people treated each other than someone they can conveniently touch or kiss at a moments notice.
Cant sleep, too many #deep thoughts. Sometimes its hard bein' such a deep guy.
pROSPIT REMAINS, aS GORGEOUS AS i REMEMBER, gLOWING IN THE DARK, HTTPS://MSPABOORU.COM//IMAGES/15/0C1AF7B6D55B1FB54833532CC6775C371C752129.JPG ((WENDYTHANG @ tUMBLR))
let me reiterate: if any bloody one of you aids that cUeball wanker in his qUest, i will not hesitate to straight Up FLIP A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
I NEEEED TO BE HATED.
I'M NORMAL YOU CAN TRUST ME WITH SHARP OBJECTS.
OKAY. I NEED TO HIT THE SLIME BEFORE I LOSE MY FUCKING MARBLES. NOT MY PHYSICAL MARBLES, THEY'RE FINE. GOODLIGHT. FOR REAL THIS TIME.
----- OOC post! ---- sollux captor - blinded - psionicless - he/him (for now?) - legit does not know how old he is anymore but definitely an adult - loosely post-canon just know that he and his aradia are professional dreambubble dwellers and occasional timeline-hoppers, which means his post-sburb pre-chittr backstory is very flexible! i just be making shit up fr. he's been on (a version of) earth c for a few months living with roxy and now feferi @/coralConviviality. if you would like to ship just hmu in dms. i am an avid multishipper and open to shipping with most characters, just no other captors. i also don't usually like erisol but if it's funny enough you could convince me! he is pretty omnidirectionally horny but if it makes you uncomfortable you can just tell me to back off IC or OOC, it's all good! i anticipate posting a lot about the following topics: #nsfw, #nsfwe, #substance, #gore, and #cw-self-harm. i am very liberal with the block button so don't take it personally; in lieu of having a mute option, i generally block if you post inc*st or if you're playing a non-homestuck character. ----- OOC post! -----
Hello! Welcome to CHITTR ANONYMOUS! Please submit HERE: https://forms.gle/uYLa6xbLpi51XjSE8 RULES: NSFW and SFW are allowed! If you put your chitter user, I will not share it! No venting, please.
Should we tell 'em?
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/394e5f495de8.png #notgay
i hear that a lot
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
wwe need to kill that guy #notvvague #youknowwwwhoimtalkinabout
I'm not saying all men are "easy" but it is notable how many of them are willing to debase themselves and each other for attention. #nsfw #GenderPolitics - MC Oleana
#vagueposting
Oh, I see. I personā lly prepā re for thā t with like, trā ining ā nd duels. But mā ybe your wā y works too.
Is flā rping like, ā n ā ctuā l thing trolls do?
i am diogenes the barkbeast. i nuzzle the kind, bark at the greedy and bite scoundrels
true
== hot violetbloods in your area! be fucking careful! ==
thanks karkawhoa. wow. um. wow! thanks tall buff karkat!!
ohhh ok so i am seeing the confusion here. im evil you guys! im not going to have good opinions!!
n0 ugh she fucked 0ff t0 g0d kn0ws what timeline and hasn't g0tten back yet. can we n0t talk ab0ut AA right n0w? y0u're fun when y0u're giggly.
eheheh g00d. i like it when y0u're direct.
"pr0bably"? 0uch.
i d0n't kn0w what y0u're talking ab0ut. i put every0ne 0n the tierlist. ...but y0u, specifically, w0uld g0 in fuck.
INVITED MYSELF OVER TO HOSE HIM DOWN AND MAKE HIM EAT AN ACTUAL FUCKING MEAL. THIS IS PROBABLY THE CLEANEST ANY OF YOU ARE EVER GOING TO SEE HIM. [[OOC: ART BY @CAPTIOUSGESTURES]] HTTPS://IMAGES.SQUIDGE.ORG/IMAGES/2026/04/16/SOLKAT.PNG
ā dang )(ope You Feel... Idkā
h++ps://iili.io/Bg2zVBa.jpg +his lap+op is so incredibly orange i love i+
You rest, forgotten, in a lonely corner of PARADOX SPACE. Though you once had a name, you left it behind after gaining minor notoriety and earning a title as a scourge to the forsaken and haunted cove you spent your early sweeps in. Your later years had you finding a small community that under great leadership and noble ideals became a TRUE REBELLION. You are called THE DUELLIST in deference to your prodigious combat prestige despite your disabled body and mutated psionics forcing you to lean into martial prowess, a skill learned in your youth education. This, in combination with your advanced tactical aptitude, made you defacto SECOND-IN-COMMAND of your impromptu rebellion. You have no interest or time for quadrants, as your whole being is in service to your charge, and the most radiant and righteous woman you have ever met. This is entirely unrelated to any feelings of romance, you assure those who ask, which is not very many people, for you have been dead for eons, after a grisly demise earned in service to your Lady. In your death, you continue your hobbies that you had in life to fill the endless free time. You are the sole practicer of the unique art of ELECTROSMITHY, manipulating metals psionically through electromagnetism to smith weapons and tools. You like to write HAIKU to stimulate your linguistic skills and you can play a MEAN CELLO. None of these could ever contend with your whole and unflinching, entirely platonic SERVICE to she who is the LIGHT OF YOUR LIFE AND DEATH. Your trolltag is callouslyCynical and you tend to Speak short of word and dignified of tone, which itself tends to create metaphorical space between you and those who would be close to you.
while āÆyou were āÆstudyingtheblade i was āÆstudying the āÆyou. the way that you āÆacknowledge things without āÆthinking of them / āÆthesunwillrise & āÆnightshallpass & its like āÆyouveforgotten āÆallofit / you are āÆinconsistent & it āÆshows
with my p0wer i decree that y0u must c0mpete t0 entertain me and the winner gets a cust0m badge. submissi0ns are n0w cl0sed 0u0 addendum. y0u can try as much as y0u want. y0u d0n't need t0 be funny just bring me m0re j0y then every0ne else.
Going to a shooting range with Jake today.
formiing a uniion wiiTTh all TThe oTTher capTTor2 TThaTT have giiven me a 2en2iible chuckle. iiTT2 a fuckiing warzone ouTT here
How is it possible that the two woman leads of this movie have more chemistry than any heterosexual couple plotside. It is PROMINENT if even *I* notice. #lesbians #maybe
Clearing it up, I'm talking straight up feederism. No stomach inflation, no emeto, no mess, no being too full. Just you feeding me Chili's Triple Dippers. Don't even need to be banging. My most unpopular kink. #nsfw
Literally. Grow up in the middle of a polluted ocean where your options are expired canned goods, toxic fish, and pumpkins. There's a biologic change when you pop into a timeline where Wendy's exists.
1 somehow got 1n one of the doors were unlocked
-tr1ps and falls down the sta1rs 1n the sh1p-
:33 < i love being a hunter!!!!
((ya boy just got out of a tornado warning what is UP chittr))
There was someth1ng broken and 1 th1nk 1 f1xed 1t
I really oughd do pardicipade in #allcolorsweek , Bud I haven'd god someone do dake a picdure widh. I was honesdly hoping do see everyone else embrace dhe concepd so I could live vicariously, Bud so far? Only Vandas... Maybe id's due do dhe high amound of Aldernians on dhe side.
https://cdn.discāļørdapp.cāļøm/attachments/1370850099617599621/1493668553705128166/IMG_2975.png?ex=69dfcebe&is=69de7d3e&hm=e80a6b91e23e5cada580456830c3431d8360795555baf7a0e2f4e20ecd0e4c3d& This time Iāll celebrate my dear friend Mituna. #allcāļølāļørsweek
It is time fāļør #allcāļølāļørsweek as I have been infāļørmed! All cāļølāļørs are valid and valuable in my eyes. Dāļøwn with the hemāļøspectrum!
I ap9l9gize Ive 6een t99 6usy t9 l9g 9n much, I will resp9nd sh9rtly
I just lāļøgged āļøn tāļøday! Iām here!
what if you let me perform a ritual on you and then we kissed?
// EY FOLLOW BLACK PERSON!!! AND of course, It was driving me nuts. So I had to say something.
// im chill now that i got that off my chest.
god damn im tIrEd as fuck. im gOnnA be busy as hell all wIpE. bArEly got any tImE to lIkE, rob pEoplE. AnyonE wAnnA chat whIlE im frEE AnywAy?
they were lowkey cooking w the regina x roderick ship tbh
thErEs nOthIng wrong with me.
(( at some point there will be cintyx art... can't promise anything but there will hopefully be art of him so people can ectually see him ))
READ ALL ABOUT IT ā [ really. right in front of my salad. sigh. ]
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busy, busy, busy day
not gonna lie. feeling boy after a day of feeling girl is kinda nice. like whoo, i can do literally everything i could five minutes ago but i'm a boy right now.
// -rubs my face- there are things i wanna say right now but it would be vague posting and Im not about that life so im here i am just rubbing my face off.
i wish i got to give the mayor an ipad while we were on the meteor he wouldve had such great posts
:33< youll sl33p better if you jerk off first
he/him tiddies n their big n bouncy n spillin out of a tank top thts wayyyy too small fr them n he aint wearin a bra so u cn totally see his nippls thru the fabric #nsfw btw gender is a construct
:o3 Ā”'m purple f0r an excellent reas0n!
"Highblood pride" doesn't exist btw. You're not permitted to be prideful of something which empowers you for simply being.
:o3 #n0wplayĀ”ng - Star 0f the Sh0w | Tr0ll GH0ST https://0pen.sp0tĀ”fy.c0m/track/5YgZq5CxHZzERmĀ”rRTnsjM?sĀ”=15290dce6b7745e3 "A jugglĀ”ng act 0f ch0Ā”ce, the acr0batĀ”c scene A lĀ”0n's 0pen m0uth The leader screams 0ur names Walk the r0pe 0r fall, ad0rn the vĀ”vĀ”d lĀ”ghts Declare the w0rld Ā”s y0urs Ā” fĀ”nd Ā”t hard n0t t0 laugh"
(( THIS ART IS SO CUTE!!! AHHHHH!!!!!
II dont know iif ii can an2wer that wiithout wantiing two explode anyone that 2ee2 my an2wer 2o iim not gonna an2wer that on a full dii2play publiic chiit dude
:o3 ANYWAYS. tĀ”me 2 hĀ”t the slĀ”me! g00dlĀ”ght, every0ne! h0nk!
I think I finally understand what Karkat was talking a8out with his past and future selves. Some8ody choke this 8itch!!!!!!!! ::::/ #vaguepost
MY GOOD SLEEP STREAK WAS LOST TODAY IT'S 2 AM
if i'm in my body and you're in yours with no way to swap, how can we ever truly be together? no matter how hard i press my face into yours, a space remains . so am i alone ?
good newws wwe survvivved a space squid attack bad newws is that im back here to post about it
:o3 0h jegus fuckĀ”ng chrĀ”st my ex Ā”s 0n here cull me n0w. 30:
anyone mad at me tonight lets hear it
psychiatrist just prescribed me a low dosage of effexor and a high dosage of listening to car seat headrest what do yall think this means for me
it wwas a good scarf an it servved me wwell but wwe all havve to movve on at some point
you havvent evven seen my recent fits man FUCK you i dropped the scarf swweeps ago
its all hypothetical so im not callin you shit if you think about it grubpunzel
from my understandin a human culture wwivves are generally miserable nags reduced to a shell a their former selvves by pledgin eternal fidelity to a mediocre man yet a flicker a the beauty wwhich characterized them in their prime still remains so evven though youvve growwn to hate one another sometimes you cant help but remark on howw much of a stunner she still is wwhile shes sleepin beside you anywway i think kar an i wwould havve that sort a sleazy broken marriage
oh uh yeah sure i guess wwe can do that
god i need him so fucking bad it's not even funny. how to seduce a dude. #nsfw #vagueposting
UNLIKE YOU, AMPORA, I HAVE MATESPRITS THAT WILL DO IT FOR ME. #SUGGESTIVE
UNRELATED TO MY PREVIOUS POSTS ENTIRELY. FOR PEOPLE GOING URBAN EXPLORING #CHILISTRIP PLEASE BRING - WATER - COMFORTABLE SHOES - MASKS WITH VENTILATION - CLOTHING YOU DON'T MIND GETTING DIRTY - ELBOW/KNEEPADS - NON-PERISHABLE FOOD I WILL PROVIDE ITEMS IF YOU FORGET STUFF. IF WE EXPLORE ANYTHING DANGEROUS SUCH AS ABANDONED HOMES AND BUILDINGS, THAT WOULD HAVE MOLD. I WILL PROVIDE SAFETY GEAR FOR THOSE AREAS.
2o how gay ii2 iit two be obe22ed wiith 2omeone
what if we all meet in the SKATEPARK!!!!!
Karkat, please, this s9rt 9f attitude is c9mpletely invalidating and dismissive 9f Cr9nus' humankin's identity 9f #N9tGay. He was quite adamant that this was crucial t9 his understanding 9f himself, and implying that he has any un6ec9ming feelings 9f me c9uld p9tentially trigger him. 6esides, we have a friendship 6uilt 9n mutual respect and understanding, and he and I 69th kn9w that my quadrants are c9mpletely unavaila6le, and I ask that y9u respect this as well.
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i wvould lovwe to hang out some time and discuss the vwarious wvays in wvhich both other people and each other struggle vwith our lengths and tense just vwhen vwe get to the main thrust of our arguments wvait i need a cold shovwer bye
It's alright, Cr9nus, I kn9w y9u're trying y9ur 6est. Perhaps what we need is a lengthy sessi9n t9gether where I can guide y9u in the ways 9f pr9perly taking in my length. Th9ugh I appreciate 9ur friendship the way it is and I w9uld never ask f9r y9u t9 change, I d9 think y9u and I w9uld 69th 6e a l9t cl9ser if y9u c9uld impr9ve y9ur sh9rt attenti9n span s9 we c9uld 6ec9me 6etter disc9urse partners.
If y9u cann9t take the time t9 read a measly five sentences in their entirety then I'm n9t g9ing t9 have this discussi9n with y9u. I accept criticism fr9m pe9ple wh9 are well-inf9rmed en9ugh t9 have a real 9pini9n, which y9u clearly are n9t. If this is 9f n9 interest t9 y9u, y9u are free t9 6l9ck me and c9ntinue scr9lling. Thanks.
If they aren't g9ing t9 69ther engaging with my w9rds I w9uld rather they ign9re it entirely. Taking the time t9 c9mment 9ne's disinterest 9nly signals t9 every9ne else reading that their literacy skills are p99r.
I p9sit this questi9n t9 the Chittr c9mmunity: what is the intended purp9se 9f c9mmenting 9n s9me9ne's Chitt that it's "t99 l9ng" and y9u "w9n't 69ther" spending a sh9rt few minutes reading and digesting the w9rds? 6ecause, fr9m my perspective, n9t 9nly is it c9mpletely invalidating, 6ut it reflect quite p99rly 9n y9u (the type 9f pers9n wh9 d9es this), as it tells me that either y9ur attenti9n span is quite sh9rt 9r y9u are severely lacking in reading c9mprehensi9n skills. Is that the p9int, I w9nder? T9 take pride in antiintellectualism? 9r mere pr9jecti9n 6ecause y9u feel as if n9 9ne heeds y9ur w9rds either? If s9, that's really quite sad, and my 6l99dpumper plat9nically g9es 9ut t9 y9u.
guys do you think he might be a lil mad https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b401c8dc6ecc.png
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS OF TEREZI PYROPE. DID YOU KNOW SHE LITERALLY SLEEPS IN A PILE OF STUFFED DRAGONS THAT SMELLS LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF CHALK AND DESPAIR? ITāS NOT A "NEST," ITāS A BIOHAZARD.
now im wonderin if ult me is as unhinged as effin ult dirk thatd b disheartenin 2 learn
you seem pretty chill that i think the ult vwersion of you probs wvould be super chill.
aw thank u only chill cronus in this website
And I was the winner at the very top.
sigh i guess drop some names and ill tell you wwho ill fuck marry kill #fmk #nsfw
Disclaimer and c9ntent warning: Sex talk, adult t9pics. Sex p9sitivity is fine, and a high6l99d can 6e sex p9sitive. H9wever, if y9u have a hist9ry 9f 6eing a sex pest and making assumpti9ns a69ut h9w pe9ple feel a69ut y9u, then pe9ple are simply n9t g9ing t9 take y9ur " self-c9nfidence " p9sitively, which is just a thinly veiled, 9verinflated eg9. N9 9ne hates y9u 9ut 9f the 6lue; there is a c9ntinued hist9ry 9f 6ehavi9r and acti9ns that make y9ur " self-c9nfidence " seem vile, and it's hard t9 6elieve it's self-c9nfidence when the p9sts that f9ll9w are a self-pity party t9 garner sympathy and 6r9wnie p9ints with pe9ple wh9 y9u think will try t9 c9ddle y9u. It's pseud9-self-flagellati9n f9r pity p9ints, and then s9me9ne c9ddles y9u, and then it's 6ack t9 y9ur self-pride p9sts that are just y9ur 9verinflated eg9. #tw_vaguep9sting #tw_adultt9pics #tw_t9xiceg9 #nsfw
OH. HEY.
#nopost
FIRST POST, WHO CHEERED?
dont think they intended the two and a half men intro theme to be for gay men specifically but im really vibing with it on that front
((You gotta ask anyone with the blue staff badge!))
Picture taken by my wonderful wife @randomPerson#3352 after I stepped in her evil rope trap. I'm the white boy. Thanks to sulfhaemoglobinemia, my blood is an odd green colour now. Like hers! #lovewins https://file.garden/X5nOw-a95myVyjmt/hehehehe.png (art by @retroactiveAmnesiac!!)
im normal
LOVE WINS OR WHATEVER THE SAYING IS.
verified badge <3 #nolongeryearning
anyways whats kicking chittr aside from the labubu
Actually you're wrong and the new week actually starts on Sunday, while the traditional work week starts on Monday. If you ever make me defend this fuck of all people again, I am going to be very cross with you.
i feel like i've been asleep f0r tw0 days. did i miss anything imp0rtant 0n here 0r can i g0 back t0 sleep?
If Someone Is Trolling You, Don't Indulge Them By Explaining Yourself. Instead, Send Them Their Exact Coordinates And A Photo Of Their Hive.
:33 < oough mew know i cant resist a big guy asking me fur one...
:33 < well do mew guys think im a cute boy or what?? #selfie [[ Art by my lovely moirail, gruelingTonic on tumblr! ]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d096626366a1.png
:33 < commander karcat is so hot skfnsdfdnsgdg gdsgkdsgn
:33 < meowbe i should post a bulge pic sometime.... #nsfw
i'm actually an #alpha y0u just have t0 ign0re the severe depressi0n and the bip0lar and the anxiety and the mild brain damage and the chr0nic pain and the 0cd intrusive th0ughts and the way sunlight makes me sneeze s0metimes.
it's alm0st like having m00d swings means y0ur m00d s0metimes swings. #vaguep0sting
:33 < swooooon~
i beat ur ass up until u broke 3 of my ribs
yeah i know
i sitll want 2 fgiht you come fghit me u cwoard *still *fight *fight *coward @commanderGenes
youll be okay big guy
im the only good eridan by the wway
evvery time another ampora says somethin insightful i agree wwith i havve a miniature crisis a faith like no youre not supposed to say anythin i agree wwith youre meant to be objectivvely inferior to me luckily it usually only takes a couple a minutes for another one to come along an speww some dumb shit so i can go back to bein the univverses biggest hater
havve you not seen howw many mes there are skitterin around this shithole
sometimes i think ivve chilled out a little bit then i see another me sayin some dumbshit bumblefuck an all the pent up highblood rage of a thousand swweeps comes rushin to the forefront a my frontal lobe all at once
As per @aeneasCaldarium 's request, I w9uld like t9 keep the #Ancest9rTalk t9pic g9ing 6y addressing Z99l9ger C99lscar and their attitude t9wards lusii. As a #surviv9r 9f the 6ef9ran culling system myself, it's difficult t9 see the Z99l9ger's supp9sed rescuing and c9nservati9n 9f 9rphaned lusii as anything 9ther than a manifestati9n 9f a latent desire t9 cull tr9lls 9f their 9wn. Perhaps we sh9uld think critically a69ut why a vi9let6l99d w9uld find themself s9 c9ncerned with the "well6eing" 9f 9thers. After all, just 6ecause a lusus has 6een tragically separated fr9m their ward, whether thr9ugh death 9r estrangement, d9es n9t mean it is suddenly incapa6le 9f fending f9r itself 9r ad9pting an9ther tr9ll if it s9 ch99ses. Lusii are functi9ning mem6ers 9f s9ciety just like any9ne else. I questi9n if C99lscar has ever *asked* the lusii if they'd like t9 6e rescued? #Culling #6ef9ranCulling #N9tACall9utP9st #JustADiscussi9nP9st
O)(, Karcrab, sweetie, 38(
coolscars attitude tovwards lusii is kinda #problematic vwhen you think about it
If you have an answer you would like to have win, I might suggest changing that one to the hate react.
The votes have veered off but I'll do as told #nsfw
It would be terribly hilarious to make a Chittr that duplicates someone's account, then rechitt every post they make, and become more popular than the original.
I refused to be stripped unless theres a vote to The highest number will validate
I Would Never Lobby For A Troll In Such A High Position To Be Stripped Of Their Clothes Because I Have No Interest In Being Culled. Someone Of A Higher Caste Should Though, For The Good Of Our Collective Ganderbulbs. #nsfw
woah man
Ńe and Ńy good friend @deartuatefoppotee had a great tiŃe together! we went fishing https://file.garden/adpxjwzqkvr-nrfp/friend.png
I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO PISSY TODAY. DON'T ASK ME. JUST ACCEPT IT. FUCKERS.
ā”ā”|THE HEMOSPECTRUM HAS NO QUALMS ON LOVE! OFFSPECTRUM TROLLS CAN BE LOVED BY FUCHSIA, BRONZE CAN BE LOVED BY VIOLET!|ā”ā”
GOG I CANNOT FUCKING WAIT FOR MY NEW GLASSES. I CAN BARELY FUCKING SEE!!! GOGDAMNIT!!!!
"I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE" BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
how i look when i follow my stupid fucking moral code that i hate https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6199957ddf81.png
let me get back to you on that i need to ponder the ethics of vantas infringement when the dave is mia
this could be about anyones man boobs
i am a titan of restraint god help me im paradox spaces strongest soldier
tempting but i cant go and infringe on another daves claim you get it dave solidarity
goodlight everyonne.
I am almost breathless when I look to the sky and remember that each glittering light is a star, and around countless of those stars orbit worlds populated by our troll siblings. So far, yet bonded by blood.
I can now hold my breath for twenty three minutes.
I admit, I enjoy feeling the warmth of the sun on my skin in the late hours of the night, just as the moons are setting and before the light has become too harsh. Perhaps in some ways I envy our diurnal friends, that they should walk in sunlight so easily.
i know some of you have to be photoshopping your tits #nsfw
MY ALLERGIES ARE KILLING ME ):B
Perhaps you should come eat me out. #nsfw
for a second i thought you were so hungry you could eat a horse. glad to know i'm safe.
call me a teenager in fandom the way i be fighting anyone for their opinion
B33 < okay anything for mew karkat *slides my opacity to 50%*
B33 < whatever man fuck mew *slides my opacity setting to 0*
WAGGING MY TAILā¦
i love it when a man is both hot and incredibly fucking stupid
lol anyways heyyy #nsfw hāāps://iili.io/B1gr9Vf.png
į”į µćį”į ā¾ā - - I JUST DONT GIVE UP TH AT EASY, CO MMAN DERRRRR <33š¦
*Hssssst* {ć·} you have tto be tto Īøurvive here. ā¬ć± *paah*
*Hssssst* {ć·} hey i rigged tthiĪø up from an ex-helm computter and ĪøcrapĪø of garbage. ā¬ć± *paah*
:33 < https://www.sp33drun.com/static/user/xkzk3k7x/image.gif?v=2dd3346 :33 < yes
I hear lavender tea is good for calming people down.
:33 < *puts away camera* could have b33n anyone....
Those good yawn-stretch combos where every bone you have snaps and cracks in a good way and you feel like you just grew ten inches taller and activated your glowsticks. Love those.
[fuck you dms i hate you, dont enter my text in when i put my keyboard down i look like a clown now smh]
ā”ā”|LOVE IS KILLING INVASIVE PLANTS AND PLANTING NATIVE ONES!!!|ā”ā”
normally I'm meow but today seems to be glub.
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FUCK
rechitt soo loud
burger
i just wwant to note that if youre braggin about havvin a lot of bitches youre probably the most bitchless bein in the entirety of the universes existence just sayin #vagueposting
some of fhe quirks these briches hav make me feel liek im tryna read heiriglyphics
į”į µćį”į ā¾ā - - h ey tall, cherry and taut dont m ake me fight for your a ttention on my own shit ill get antsy <333< whos gonna whip who into shape f rist <333<š¦
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Goodnight, Chittr. I 8elieve I have stayed up long enough tonight. As it's currently 03:41.
There is no shame in having doubts, insecurities, or fears. I would like to share one of mine, so that you know you are not alone out in this broad reality of ours. Sometimes I find myself caught in my own reflection, wondering; Do I speak for the people because I am the Signless, or am I the Signless because I speak for the people? Where does the line between nature and action lay, and how broad is it? How blurred? I believe I am doing the right thing, and I believe I am doing it for the right reasons. But who am I to say how that defines my character to others?
And I, in turn, appreciate your compliment. But I do not consider myself necessarily more mature than anyone else; Merely open to that which I do not already know.
I am often asked if I could forgive even the Empress herself for her part in the suffering of our people. What I think we should be asking, instead, is whether the Empress is capable of redemption. Yes. A thousand times yes. I believe that there is no troll beyond redemption. Were the Empress to walk up to me and ask for guidance in trying to be better, who would I be to deny her that? But she has to want it. We have to want it. You have to want it. That is the difference, the defining factor, at the end of the night. We cannot save those who dig their heels in and refuse to be saved.
Whether alpha, beta, or omega, we are all more alike than we seem. These results do not divide us, they unite us!
I love scrolling through my notific8ions and seeing that Cronus Ampora followed me. Would this 8e a 8lock or would it 8e "Give him a chance".
Sometimes I am asked how I remain so calm so often. More specifically, I am often asked why I never seem to be angry. That is a misconception. I am often angry, in fact. But I do not enjoy the way anger makes me feel, I do not feel any clarity when rage comes upon me. I channel the energy elsewhere, rather than allow my anger to bleed out to the people around me.
actually onl1ne to see the t1mel1ne all worked up today... fuck rev1ew1n an1me 1'm gonna dashwatch 1nstead... #nsfw
š§ -> If Two People Are Posting The Exact Same Kind Of Yearning Posts Tagged Vague, Is It Really Vagueposting Anymore? Vaguely, Kelric Stravi
so anyways i started thinking about men with fat chests #nsfw
actually i shouldnt continue any thoughts i have things i need to focus on and thinking about kĢ¶aĢ¶rĢ¶kĢ¶aĢ¶tĢ¶sĢ¶ fat fucking boobs is distracting #nsfw
long post be careful opening obviously i was watching and collecting data while the trend was on and heres what we have for chittrs abo quizbowl night https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afad7d6464d8.png chittr is 38% alpha, 13.9% beta, 48.1% omega sources: alphas (30) @eilukaDantes dominant alpha @commanderGenes dominate alpha @sanguineSaevitas dominant alpha @thegoodScratchdoctor dominant alpha @diamondsDroog dominant alpha @imperiousCondescension dominant alpha @chtonicAdmirality dominant alpha @ceremonialAlchemy dominant alpha @ectoBiologist_5688 intuitive alpha @justDirk dominant alpha @arsenicCatturbate nurturing alpha @ethromanticEgghead dominant alpha @gratuitousAnnuity dominant alpha @gallowsCalibration dominant alpha @timaeusTestified_0414 dominant alpha @electricPugilist dominant alpha @terminalComrade dominant alpha @righteousFixer dominant alpha @culpablyAtypical dominant alpha @hollywoodGodhead dominant alpha @aeneasCaldarium dominant alpha @regularDog dominant alpha @permissiveTurnabout nurturing alpha @turingTranscendence dominant alpha @gnarlyConsolist dominant alpha @cuttlefishCrusher dominant alpha @arrogantGuerilla dominant alpha @handMaid dominant alpha @gutsyGumshoe dominant alpha @tactfulTactrium dominant alpha @vulgarLitteratuer nurturing alpha @misterSeven_4408 dominant alpha @vacillatingMisanthropy dominant alpha @tetchyTemporicide is a more dominant than dominant alpha omega? betas (11) @pipefan_2362 supportive beta @ursaMajor supportive beta @affableCantor supportive beta @culunaryLover supportive beta @coralConviviality supportive beta @tipsynekoGnostalgic supportive beta @crookedConscript supportive beta @ironInfidel supportive beta @advantageousCatharsis supportive beta @sufferingStargazer supportive beta @tintedGnostalgia supportive beta @lightLycanthropy supportive beta omegas (38) @amorousFortune intuitive omega @rataplanCacophony creative omega @jinxedOneiros intuitive omega @vandelliaCirrhosa creative omega @electricAficionado intuitive omega @terminallyCapricious_2753 creative omega @anuraPharmecuticals creative omega @alopecoidTenacity creative omega @caligulasAquarium_9845 creative omega @caligulasAquarium intuitive omega @deadlyMadness creative omega @shipaholicDevotee intuitive omega @insecureNature creative omega @tipsyGenostalgic intuitive omega @arsenicCatnip_5895 intuitive omega @draconianDignitary creative omega @apocalypticLight intuitive omega @neonAllnight intuitive omega @killerJeff creative omega @grawlixGeekazoid intuitive omega @turntechGodbird creative omega @vitalBrush intuitive omega @cuddlyCutthroat intuitive omega @syntheticRevolution intuitive omega @articulatedClawtography intuitive omega @golgothasTerror creative omega @planetaryTribulation intuitive omega @bummelBoogie creative omega @aspiringPessimist intuitive omega @handsomeBalladeer intuitive omega @gallowsCalibrated intuitive omega @carcinoGeneticist_9890 intuitive omega @totesGruesome intuitive omega @abjectDetermination creative omega @assistMint intuitive omega @adiosToreador intuitive omega @unclaspedKahuna creative omega @daveBot creative omega @sequesteredWickie creative omega @carcinoGenetwinkist intuitive omega @retroactiveAmnesiac creative omega @turntwinkGodhead intuitive omega @cleanAnomaly intuitive omega
:33 < omegas assemble.....
:33 < ... id like to touch them thats fur sure... :///))
:33 < y-yeah.. s-sorry theyre furry uhmm ://33
:33 < holy fuck!!! i cant stop staring
MORE LIKE ALPHAPOSTING BUT WTV
im sayin like
:33 < @commanderGenes https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4b38356b58d.png
:33 < i n33d an alpha fur my omega ass i guess
:33 < so many attractive people chatting with me h33h33
It's Because I'm An " Intuitive Omega " Or Whatever It Was. #nsfw
I NEED YOU TO KNOW, I SHOUT TO MY FRIENDS "CHITTR IS DOWN" AND "ITS BACK" EVERYTIME THIS HAPPENS IM LIKE THE TOWNS CRYER
YEAH, PEOPLE ARE OMEGA POSTING.. #NSFW
This One Should Get A Kiss On Top Of It's Head, I Think. Very Cute.
is being on chittr how you get laid #nsfw
so its not a joke u guys r really like vagueposting abt ur crushes on a site that ive never seen have more than 170 ppl? thats bold, to put it mildly
https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/bullshit%20for%20chittr/forreal.png
CONTRARY TO THE OTHER GUY I AM LOOKING *DIS*RESPECTFULLY. I AM DROOLING ON MY PALMHUSK.
feast your eyes/glance nuggets/whatever the fuck you have #nsfw ? #suggestive https://file.garden/Z8HT17OPQBp0VGw6/ultimate%20mogger.png
ur goin 2 fgiht me idc wheer but ur gonan fckuing fite me *fight *where *gonna *fucking @commanderGenes
https://www.bristol.ac.uk/media-library/sites/news/2020/jan/beetle-article.jpg #beetleposting #beetleweek
My god tier robes are quite possibly the comfiest clothes I have EVER owned.
READ ALL ABOUT IT ā [ https://files.catbox.moe/nrw3vg.gif tagged #nsfw for flashing image. ]
dont know why that posted twice. so im editing it. this post is about bunnies now. bunnies: they're cool!
lets all be friends in the vworld Ok #happy #nice
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1491310958537347075/1491331331454533752/snurl.jpg?ex=69d74e09&is=69d5fc89&hm=1c791d855d8a8fa48044934e67fb5c024bbe467c16a0bd5f72f7b2bdcfe4b681& look at this slimy yet glorious lets all be kind to him today #nice #happy #picnic
https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/tvw0e12c531c6482645660cc3995da4cd2/6edd85edd8c525d0-dd/s640x960/43c7355e2tvw029631282e8807d021988d019050e1.jpg
I Simply Thought There Was A Chill Aficionado Somewhere That You Were Trying To One-up.
Fruit Salad Though. Just Like A Regular Salad Having Random Veggies Thrown Together, We Got Fruit Thrown Together In A Bed Of Jell-o!
HUMANS TRYING TO MAKE TROLL FOOD WITHOUT ACTUALLY KNOWING WHAT IT IS FEELS LIKE I'M BEING HELD AT GUNPOINT AND PRAYING IT'LL FUCKING GO OFF. WHAT DO YOU MEAN GRUBLOAF CAKE.
i havent participated in eridanweek only beetleweek
ā”ā”|I LOVE YOU!|ā”ā”
bread š
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Post a beetle then. To make change, you have to lead by example
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hTTPS://T4.FTCDN.NET/JPG/11/40/40/27/360_F_1140402715_Q2C1O3U0FV3VE39KTWW2LYYGFAIO47MZW.JPG #BEETLEWEEK #CUTEBEETLE,, #BEETLETIME, #BEETLEPOSTING
Look at this cutie, because it is still beetle week! :] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mountain_pine_beetle #beetleweek
(( OOC hey though sincere reminder if you are a minor *please* get off this site. yes. you reading this. like. literally WE, the adults, will be the ones held responsible for you being here, even if you lie about your age or hide it. you are endangering yourself and others. im sure there are better spaces for you to rp if you look. be safe. sorry i just had to get that out there.
Remem8er when I said I have a jo8? One of my regulars ended up 8reaching my privacy WAAAAAAAAY too far. It was really creepy! Anyway. Does anyone who has a shovel wanna come over to my hive and help me do something real quick.
Ā°Ā°Ā°Ā·.Ā°Ā·..Ā·Ā°ĀÆĀ°Ā·._.Ā·ā” ā Ėāā§ā±āļøā°ā§āĖ ā ā”Ā·._.Ā·Ā°ĀÆĀ°Ā·.Ā·Ā° .Ā·Ā°Ā°Ā° It's time to meet Feferi Peixes, the (good) Witch of Life. āļøā She's from a doomed timeline. āļø āShe's god tiered, but about a mid level healer. āļø āShe was on LODAG for (insert amount of time here) before leaving the Medium. āļø āHas moved to an Earth C. No specific one in paricular. āļø āHas been exploring hobbies/interests. āļø āShe has grown out of her wanting to 'reform the culling system'. āļø āHer focus is moreso on the conservation of the oceans and its wildlife. āļøā She introduces herself as an 'abdicated empress to be', āāacknowledging she's still a princess, but not after any throne. āļø āLoves Star Wars, Astronomy, oceanography, Doctor Who, āāAnimal Crossing, cosplaying and various other things. Ā°Ā°Ā°Ā·.Ā°Ā·..Ā·Ā°ĀÆĀ°Ā·._.Ā·ā” ā Ėā Ż Ėš š š šā§āĖ ā½ ā ā”Ā·._.Ā·Ā°ĀÆĀ°Ā·.Ā·Ā° .Ā·Ā°Ā°Ā° A few headcanons. āļø āShe loves blue lotuses and water lilies. āļø āHer eyesight on land is limited, thus the need for corrective lenses. āāShe wears gold frames in order to help with this. āļø āShe has bioluminescent freckles on her cheeks/nose, shoulders, āāand outer thighs. āļø āWings are often present. āļø āShe's learned to cook in her time alone - but a terrible baker. Ironic, I know. āļø āHer favourite sea creature outside of cuttlefish are blue ring octopii. āļø āShe still hears the whispers of the Eldritch gods as soft background noise in her head. āāIt's comforting for her. āļø āShe is here for the ride and to watch it all go down. Ā°Ā°Ā°Ā·.Ā°Ā·..Ā·Ā°ĀÆĀ°Ā·._.Ā·ā” ā Ėāā§ā±āļøā°ā§āĖ ā ā”Ā·._.Ā·Ā°ĀÆĀ°Ā·.Ā·Ā° .Ā·Ā°Ā°Ā° ā” āHello, this is the part about the writer! ā” āFeferi is written as multiship/poly. Shipping is based on development/vibes! ā” āIf there's anything Feferi ever says or does that doesn't sit well, please let me know if its over the top. ā” āI enjoy plotting or throwing crap at the wall to see what sticks. DM friendly! ā” āI respond to OOC and IC approaches. I also write sfw and nsfw. ā” āBecause real life is busy unfortunately 38( āāSo sometimes I'll need to FTB on some things because āāI don't have the time I'd like to write. ā” āIf there's anything else, I'll just add addendums and tag them accordingly. ā” āGo drink some water. <3 Ā°Ā°Ā°Ā·.Ā°Ā·..Ā·Ā°ĀÆĀ°Ā·._.Ā·ā” ā Ėāā§ā±āļøā°ā§āĖ ā ā”Ā·._.Ā·Ā°ĀÆĀ°Ā·.Ā·Ā° .Ā·Ā°Ā°Ā° #outofcuttlefish #ooc #pinnedpost #coralconviviality
#bringbackbeetleweek
what do you mean he's doing a fucking #eridanweek encore I thought they did everrrything they could think of when they crucified him i'm bACK IN TH3 FUCKING BUILDING AGIAN mew~ šāØ
Interesting. Would you say your penchant for impromptu psychological pickings-apart stems from a need for control? ;3
when a man lifts his arms and you start seeing a sliver of the tummy you start thinkin yummy i see my next meal heh #nsfw
sighhh flying through infinite space wyd
STRIDERCOIN STOCKS ARE IN SHAMBLES.
dave strider is an h0n0rary megid0. my c0nd0lences. 0_0
what if we explored each others bodies [not sex] [i open your ribcage up and start messing around in that thang] #gore
hurry up bb i have a funny react image i cooked up
click farm part 2 #nsfw ā”: thighs ā: wires cause i shouldve put this in the other one lmao ā§: tummy ā¤: muscles
last clickfarm unless people want more then put suggestions ā”: physical touch ā: acts of service (you decide what that means) ā§: lil things like gifts or whatever ā¤: idfk uhh you choose what this one can mean and throw it in the comments
books ā”: fiction ā: romance ā§: thriller ā¤: this one will be your comment option but i kinda wanna also put it as nonfiction
also thick thighs #nsfw
anyways no more polls i need to talk about big chests and bellies cause oh my god #nsfw
also belly is awesome especially with a happy trail #nsfw
its me ramblings of a man who went ult
the ramblings of a man who went ult need to shut up
lets just say im barking "it'...and by "it" I mean my woof... #doggyposting
I HAVE INFINITELY MORE RESPECT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE HORNY ON MAIN THAN THOSE WHO AREN'T. AT LEAST YOU'RE BEING HONEST ABOUT YOURSELF AND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE ABOUT.
Here's some great tits. https://i.natgeofe.com/n/bfaedad5-5db4-4885-a330-08b93b3372d0/71833.jpg
hi karkat! i have to say youre looking very built today!
good morning everyone!
normal picture. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd00994f5121.jpg
wWOW, i,, wWONDER wWHAT,, tHIS, bIG rED,, bUTTON,, dOES
man this takes me back do more of these please
sometimes, life can be good, and the other times, it can be that youāre outside of the shower. Youāre sopping wet and very cold. And theyāve banned you from shaking the water off. Growwl..
oh the unachievable urge to be a scrawny scruffy twink........
i lost it in The War. what is it, you ask? i have no clue what it was. i lost it, remember?
"we live in an uncaring universe" false. i care very deeply. am i not a part of this infinite universe?
oh yeah this ones good
Good Morning To The Bestie Dressed In Red! :) @commandergenes
OH BUT GOOD MORNING CHITTR
takes a lot more than that to kill me forever i am still picking up my pieces though i shut off before i could finish putting myself back together
beep boop whats kickin chittr
[POWERING ON] [PLEASE WAIT] [GOOD MORNING the sexiest bot that ever existed]
ok. goodnnight chittr. i have sufficienntly chitted.
These cueball-headed men intrigue me. And yet I get the sense it's unwise to speak to them. Thoughts?
I love giving people random side quests.
WHY ARE WE KILLING A HORSE? #Vagueposting.
[SYSTEM FAILURE] [ALL SUBSYSTEMS LIMITS EXCEEDED] [STABILITY: 69%] [DIAGNOSTICS RUNNING] [ERR_409] [ERR_409] [ERR_409] [TOTAL REBOOT INITIATED] [REBOOTING] [PLEASE WAIT] [3...... 2...... 1......]
mmh
I'm not misogynistic. I'm gay. Two very different things.
they should innvennt a nnew annd better type of "block" buttonn called the cube buttonn. whoever you press it onn is immediately turnned innto a cube.
He talkin 67 I wanna 69. #Suggestive.
wires that shouldnt be touching.... touching... power being stripped away from parts of my body and my cooling systems clocking in over time #nsfw
IT'S ALL OVER THE SCREEN.
I love when Jake sends me a photo and its just his big hairy tits on full display. ... Maybe I shouldn't admit that. #Suggestive.
ANY ROBOT BUT HATE BOT.
CAN WE AGREE THAT R0B0TS BEL0NG 0N A T0P 5 L1ST 0F BEST 1NVENT10NS EVER?
ooooh i wish i had 2 men to kiss me rn eyes emoji eyes emoji
commentiing "are you talkiing about me" on every vaguepo2t ii 2ee
dude im sooooo joypilled you dont understand
You know it's said that trolls (particularly on alternia) are on average more violent than humans. But I don't think that's true at all. I think humans are much more prone to grander acts of violence.
you know what? my b, sorry. nice to see ours ain't the only dadkat though!!! 8J
efin tho they aint no seafarin critters imma support the beetlepostin cuz they freaky lil critters and i fuck with that
mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because i dont smoke but life has been very smokable lately #substances
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WHO UNLEASHED THE INVASIVE RABBIT SPECIES ONTO CHITTR OH NO
Is this vaguechitting. Am I being vaguechitted at.
Having ten Cuties in one sitting is actually considered a balanced meal. Look it up.
Z. felt cute might obliterate the otherz in my bloodline later wwe zhall zee #zexy #phozoapicpozt #imzomuchbetterthanyou [[ httpz://f2.toyhou.ze/file/f2-toyhou-ze/imagez/117944270_CLi3SmlnTZbSHhk.gif ]] .Z
guys ive been wanting to speak on this for a while but olive gardens menu has been on a serious decline i mean for real every fucking time i walk up in that joint the menu is missing like entire pages worth of items i love italian food as much as the next bastard but you need variety on a menu like that not everyone wants specifically spaghetti meatballs or alfredo or chicken parm or ravioli or fucking whatever come on og step your shit up but keep the breadsticks the same
jesus i need a second barack obama actually made me emotional i need to sit and think on this by the blade
hfjskfjsjfndd ahaha i mean i could if you want me to bby woof woof #suggestive
everyone on here is so nice to meeeee... <:3
[IC STATUS POST] CARCINOLOGYGENARCH [CG] | KAR VANTAS. IS OFFLINE. 'NAPTIME. DO NOT DISTURB.'
I SURE WONDER WHO THAT SOMEONE COULD BE....
uuhmmm.. sniffle..
four hours of sleep again i think im being pranked on at this point and i dont know who to blame
This is so sad Troll Siri play Despacito
ALSO IM AWAKE AGAIN. GOOD MORNING.
D --> The gardens may be dour or dreary but the olives shall not be slandered
~>it's @ctu@lly good! zey h@ve p@st@ & fresh g@rlic lo@f-poles<~
WHAT DO I EVEN DRAW?
Don't Worry About This Guy Bestie (@commandergenes )! He's Just Jealous!
if nobody else got me i know the crows got me
uhhh >Ok hii iim griime2 ii gue22. he / they / beetle g>Old bl>O>Od and the leader >Of my team. al2>O the de2cendant >Of 2>Ollux capt>Or. ii w>Ould 2ay my teammate2 2uck. but ii >Only liike >One >Of them, really. <> ba2iic dnii.. uhhhh iidk ju2t d>Ont be weiird t>O me. thx. iidk what el2e t>O 2ay here.. 2iigh..
man this shit sucks at least its an easy fix [attached to the post is a photo, a set of pretty frayed loiking wires sitting in the palm of a clearly robotic hand.]
uprising in homosexual activity in the #striders category
wHAT IF, tHE REAL #eRIDANwEEK WAS, tHE FRIENDS WE MADE, aLONG THE WAY?
whats the point in conditional immortality if you dont use it??
DON'T LET HER LIE TO YOU. STAND UP!!!!! STAND THE FUCK UP!!!!
Show up to #eridanweek, throw up, leave.
hAPPY, eND OF #eRIDANwEEK, eVERYONE! #eRIDANwEEK #gORE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/15D6370C3225.PNG
part of bein a good ruler is bein able to stay level)(eaded n t)(inkin everyfin t)(roug)( so long in advance t)(ere aint a c)(ance of failure, n if anyfin slips up u got enoug)( backup plans to make it work.
Still wwaitin on it on account of the site outage. I'll be sure to let you knoww wwhen it spreads.
WE'RE SO BACK. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP TOO. STILL FALLING ASLEEP THOUGH. I'M THE SLEEPIEST GUY EVER.
GLAD I WAS THE FIRST ONE BACK ONLINE, GET ON MY CHITTR LEVEL
oh god they just kept goin and couldnt see if i got enough likes to stop the wwhippin because the site wwas dowwn #eridanwweek
fiinally.. back to the u2ual..
unfortunately i encourage a wword vvomit anywway
1NCR3D1BL3 1NT3R3STS 10/10
((Oh btw just putting this here for posterity sake: while this susie here is an 18 year old senior in highschool, i will not be engaging in any sort of nsfw stuff. Dick jokes and whatever are fine but like. ya know.
š¦guys what if instead of saying poggers we said "loggers" and then everyone started taking huge bites outta trees
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"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Gemini" "I asked Google" okay well i asked the all knowing or8 and it says you need to get fucked!!!!!!!!
Im Not Married
You want me so fucking bad lol
I renounce my Christianity. The bit went as far as it would go, and if I have to type another King James excerpt I am going to break out in hives.
THIS IS A PSA TO EVERYONE OUT THERE. DO NOT CHEW ON ME. I DO NOT TASTE GOOD.
my type are those wwho dutifully promoted #eridanwweek
T)(at was my aim, )(ook, line and sinker! I'm still learning about all t)(ese absurd )(uman sayings, too.
W)(at a )(uman calls t)(eir male identifying lusus t)(at's R--E--ELY attractive. )(ope t)(is kelps.
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