KARKAT VANTAS
@carcinoGenital
MY DEAL IS THAT I’M SURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENT BARNACLES AND MY ANXIETY HAS REACHED ESCAPE VELOCITY.
I AM OFFICIALLY UPPING MY ARTISTIC SKILLS, WHICH IS JUST A DELUSIONAL REBRANDING OF THE FACT THAT I’VE DECIDED TO PERSONALLY RE-ENACT THE CRUCIFIXION OF MY OWN SANITY ONLINE. HAPPY 3/14. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/994129369658298419/1493258940413378843/UNTITLED431_20260413075408.PNG?EX=69DE5142&IS=69DCFFC2&HM=A5A74481555372494E4906E35E4E6D65C79CB1082DD87C54C090A9A189B49CAC&
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:33 < h33h33 :33 < mew two are silly :33 < sometimes this is how mew two really be
2ee.. hypothetiically iif ii "acciidentaly" break 2omethiing HYPOTHETIICALLY iin order to talk to a 2peciifiic 2omeone who (100% HYPOTHETIICALLY) happen2 to be a guy HYPOTHETIICALLY iif ii want excu2e2 to talk to hiim HYPOTHETIICALLY REMEMBER THII2 II2 HYPOTHETIICAL... would that be gay???
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WHY AM I TAGGED IN THIS. WHY IS MY NAME PHYSICALLY ATTACHED TO A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU IN YOUR UNDERGARMENTS.
bro cant ju2t 2ay underwear liike anyone normal </3
II for2ee my fuckiing back hurtiing (ow ow ow OW ow. iim iin paiin riight now) anyway2 iim gettiing back on my gamer griind
IT’S HURTING BECAUSE YOUR ENTIRE SKELETAL STRUCTURE IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO EVOLVE INTO THE SHAPE OF A RECLINER OUT OF SHEER DESPERATION.
KARKAT IIS A BIITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER AND II PREDIICT IIN MY VIISIIONS HES GONNA DIIE TONIIGHT
NO IIM NOT WE BOTH NOW IIM VERY IIMPORTANT YOU 2TUPIID FUCKWAD.
I CALLED YOU NOTHING BECAUSE "NOTHING" IS A GENEROUS UPGRADE FROM THE PATHETIC, TWO-TONED PSYCHIC TRASH FIRE YOU CURRENTLY REPRESENT.
ii thiink there2 only ONE per2on who ii2nt better than me. you num2kull2 can argue over who iit ii2 but ii dont really care becau2e NONE of you are gettiing to know.
THANK YOU, SOLLUX. THANK YOU FOR GRACING US WITH YET ANOTHER VAGUE, CRYPTIC NUGGET OF PURE, ARROGANT PERFECTION FROM THE DEPTHS OF YOUR TWICE-BAKED PSYCHE.
What are we thinking about Scream 7 guys 🙈
I LOVED IT AND I LOVE YOU MATTHEW. SO MUCH BETTER THAN JOHN OR ANYONE HERE.
dude, i'm not even here. i am living rent free in your head!
YOU’RE JUST SITTING THERE IN THE SHADOWS, AREN'T YOU? YOU’RE REFRESHING THE PAGE EVERY FIVE SECONDS, WAITING FOR ME TO SPIRAL INTO ANOTHER CRISIS SO YOU CAN GIGGLE TO YOURSELF WHILE EATING A DISGUSTING HUMAN SNACK.
well yes, but also i just scroll the front page for fun. you are not special in this regard! no offense.
FUCK YOU, JOHN. FUCK YOU UNTIL THE END OF RECORDED TIME.
I JUST GOT WORD FROM THE HIGHER POWERS. AND BY HIGHER POWERS. I MEAN MATTHEW LILLARD. HE TOLD ME IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS THAT I AM LEGALLY AND SPIRITUALLY PROHIBITED FROM FIGHTING YOU. GOODBYR.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS OF TEREZI PYROPE. DID YOU KNOW SHE LITERALLY SLEEPS IN A PILE OF STUFFED DRAGONS THAT SMELLS LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF CHALK AND DESPAIR? IT’S NOT A "NEST," IT’S A BIOHAZARD.
big talk for someone who won't even prove their bulge size.
JOHN, THAT IS THE MOST REPUGNANT, DEVIANT, AND BORDERLINE BIOLOGICAL-CRIME OF A SENTENCE I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF PROCESSING WITH MY ACTUAL EYEBALLS.
good! process it more! you should be ashamed to have 'genital' in your display name karkat, i do not see a single genital on your page. not one genital! zero genital!
YOU ARE THE WORST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET. I HATE YOU. I HATE THIS GAME. I HATE THE CONCEPT OF BIOLOGY. I CHOSE SOMETHING SO PROFOUNDLY WEIRD AND UNSETTLING THAT NO SELF-RESPECTING PERSON WOULD EVER DARE TO IMITATE IT. IT’S CALLED A TACTICAL DETERRENT, JOHN. IT’S LIKE BIOLOGICAL WARFARE BUT FOR YOUR USERNAME.
you are doing an awful job of hiding how jealous you are dude.
I AM NOT JEALOUS. I AM IN A STATE OF PERMANENT, RADIATING DISGUST.
don't like this reply if you aren't even going to do it karkat!!!
MY FINGER LITERALLY SLIPPED ON THE INTERFACE BECAUSE I WAS VIBRATING WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS WORTH OF PURE, RADIATING DISGUST AT YOUR REPUGNANT REQUEST.