♦ pitied by @twinAbomination
wait why didnt anyone with time powers tell me it was gonna be yuri day?? i cant lez out i have to work :(

D --> Every day I open this website and wonder how the mortal mind can orient its thought patterns in such a fashion to formulate such nonsensical posts D --> And with such reg001arity too

Okay some split reactions on that last one- hovw about instead The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed. That one's gotta fly
Wh0 l37 m3 p057 50 much, 17 w0n’7 l37 m3 3d17 p0575 fr0m 700 f4r d0wn.

where the fuck did my glasses go acshoally

DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR PAST SELF. AND JUST WANT TO PUT HER DOWN. LIKE A SICK HOOFBEAST. BEFORE SHE CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
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࣪⊹₊˚{ + FIN PIC FRIDAY IS *NOOOOT* A THING!!!! \}*□*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪

fort friday. build a fort. pillows, blankets, cardboard, wood in a tree, use concrete slabs if you're strong enough. fort it up! get cozy get secure.

y0u kn0w h0w i said ribbit i w0nt be d0ing an arch ribbit i lied i am n0w getting em0ti0ns again ribbit and h0nestly they are quite 0verwhelming ribbit in a n0n sexy way #suggestive
Think I smell like a corpse.
IT IS TOTALLY NORMAL BIOLOGICALLY ACCURATE TERM.
the hat man does NOT respect pronouns past 200 mg. #substance
Some people need to really come to their senses and ditch the fish. They make poor company. #indirectpost

Can anyone else hear that boss music or is that just me
YALL EVER FEEL LIKE EXTREMELY HAPPY BUT ALZO EXTREMELY ZAD AT THE ZAME TIME IZ DIZ NORMAL LMK
somwonw gwt this purplw fish off my fyp its not wvwn funny omg
ok guys rwally funny why dows wridan kwwp popping up on my timwlinw thingy magiggy this has nwvwr happwnwd bwforw gwt him off. :_(
yws wquius-swnpai!! ;-d

D--> How do you delete a reply on chittr.

I'm watching Karkat trying to read a book, it's just as sad as always. Crab claws for hands might be a fate worse then anything Srvive physically did to us.
twa sounds good wspwcially with somw clovwr honwy :_)
oughh im so sick i fwwl likw a victorian wigglwr

someone is fumbling in ways i didn't think were possible.

:33 < nothing!! i just n33ded a scape goat and karkitty called me names last time i mewsed him :33 < mew wouldn't call me names would mew, pawllux? :33c

SIIIGH...YEARNING AGAIN.
I AM OFFICIALLY UPPING MY ARTISTIC SKILLS, WHICH IS JUST A DELUSIONAL REBRANDING OF THE FACT THAT I’VE DECIDED TO PERSONALLY RE-ENACT THE CRUCIFIXION OF MY OWN SANITY ONLINE. HAPPY 3/14. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/994129369658298419/1493258940413378843/UNTITLED431_20260413075408.PNG?EX=69DE5142&IS=69DCFFC2&HM=A5A74481555372494E4906E35E4E6D65C79CB1082DD87C54C090A9A189B49CAC&
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WHY AM I TAGGED IN THIS. WHY IS MY NAME PHYSICALLY ATTACHED TO A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU IN YOUR UNDERGARMENTS.

∘☽ Never again. https://i.imgur.com/PHRgjAe.gif ☾∘
My back is hurting too, that's what you kind of get whenever you are getting older :-(
I CALLED YOU NOTHING BECAUSE "NOTHING" IS A GENEROUS UPGRADE FROM THE PATHETIC, TWO-TONED PSYCHIC TRASH FIRE YOU CURRENTLY REPRESENT.
IF I DO, I'M TAKING YOU THE FUCK DOWN WITH ME.
Hey man.. You shouldn't put people down like this.
Hey... I really don't think that you should be saying such things about people.. :-(

S4M3 TH4T'S MY F4VOUR1T3 N3ST
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS OF TEREZI PYROPE. DID YOU KNOW SHE LITERALLY SLEEPS IN A PILE OF STUFFED DRAGONS THAT SMELLS LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF CHALK AND DESPAIR? IT’S NOT A "NEST," IT’S A BIOHAZARD.


















