♦ pitied by @twinAbomination
wait why didnt anyone with time powers tell me it was gonna be yuri day?? i cant lez out i have to work :(
wwhat if you shrunk me dowwn to the size of a thimble and stomped me into a fine paste essence deridan #nsfww #vviolence
D --> Every day I open this website and wonder how the mortal mind can orient its thought patterns in such a fashion to formulate such nonsensical posts D --> And with such reg001arity too
Okay some split reactions on that last one- hovw about instead The dildo of consequences rarely comes lubed. That one's gotta fly
Wh0 l37 m3 p057 50 much, 17 w0n’7 l37 m3 3d17 p0575 fr0m 700 f4r d0wn.
where the fuck did my glasses go acshoally
DO YOU EVER SEE YOUR PAST SELF. AND JUST WANT TO PUT HER DOWN. LIKE A SICK HOOFBEAST. BEFORE SHE CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE FOREVER.
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>+. BELIEVE IT OR NOT I DO NOT APPRECIATE PAWS JABBING INTO MY STOMACH WHEN I NAP. I WAS VIOLENCED .+<
࣪⊹₊˚{ + FIN PIC FRIDAY IS *NOOOOT* A THING!!!! \}*□*{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
fort friday. build a fort. pillows, blankets, cardboard, wood in a tree, use concrete slabs if you're strong enough. fort it up! get cozy get secure.
y0u kn0w h0w i said ribbit i w0nt be d0ing an arch ribbit i lied i am n0w getting em0ti0ns again ribbit and h0nestly they are quite 0verwhelming ribbit in a n0n sexy way #suggestive
Think I smell like a corpse.
IT IS TOTALLY NORMAL BIOLOGICALLY ACCURATE TERM.
the hat man does NOT respect pronouns past 200 mg. #substance
Some people need to really come to their senses and ditch the fish. They make poor company. #indirectpost
DOJTNAHATE MY POTS THATS MAKIGN ME BLUHS
Can anyone else hear that boss music or is that just me
#WHODAT LMAO
YALL EVER FEEL LIKE EXTREMELY HAPPY BUT ALZO EXTREMELY ZAD AT THE ZAME TIME IZ DIZ NORMAL LMK
somwonw gwt this purplw fish off my fyp its not wvwn funny omg
ok guys rwally funny why dows wridan kwwp popping up on my timwlinw thingy magiggy this has nwvwr happwnwd bwforw gwt him off. :_(
yws wquius-swnpai!! ;-d
D--> How do you delete a reply on chittr.
I'm watching Karkat trying to read a book, it's just as sad as always. Crab claws for hands might be a fate worse then anything Srvive physically did to us.
whoever turned the temperature up in my hive i'm 6onna kiCk your ass as soon as i 6et the ener6y baCk from the heat exhaustion
wrong tab
twa sounds good wspwcially with somw clovwr honwy :_)
oughh im so sick i fwwl likw a victorian wigglwr
who want me
someone is fumbling in ways i didn't think were possible.
:33 < nothing!! i just n33ded a scape goat and karkitty called me names last time i mewsed him :33 < mew wouldn't call me names would mew, pawllux? :33c
Pretty gay. Really gay even.
SIIIGH...YEARNING AGAIN.
I AM OFFICIALLY UPPING MY ARTISTIC SKILLS, WHICH IS JUST A DELUSIONAL REBRANDING OF THE FACT THAT I’VE DECIDED TO PERSONALLY RE-ENACT THE CRUCIFIXION OF MY OWN SANITY ONLINE. HAPPY 3/14. HTTPS://CDN.DISCORDAPP.COM/ATTACHMENTS/994129369658298419/1493258940413378843/UNTITLED431_20260413075408.PNG?EX=69DE5142&IS=69DCFFC2&HM=A5A74481555372494E4906E35E4E6D65C79CB1082DD87C54C090A9A189B49CAC&
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post pits AND tits. #nsfw.
WHY AM I TAGGED IN THIS. WHY IS MY NAME PHYSICALLY ATTACHED TO A PHOTOGRAPH OF YOU IN YOUR UNDERGARMENTS.
∘☽ Never again. https://i.imgur.com/PHRgjAe.gif ☾∘
I don't think Roxy will let me do that. They're sitting across from me.
I have 4 cans of monster. How much we betting I'm going to drink all 4 today?
My back is hurting too, that's what you kind of get whenever you are getting older :-(
I CALLED YOU NOTHING BECAUSE "NOTHING" IS A GENEROUS UPGRADE FROM THE PATHETIC, TWO-TONED PSYCHIC TRASH FIRE YOU CURRENTLY REPRESENT.
IF I DO, I'M TAKING YOU THE FUCK DOWN WITH ME.
Hey man.. You shouldn't put people down like this.
Hey... I really don't think that you should be saying such things about people.. :-(
dude, i'm not even here. i am living rent free in your head!
if you don't want any then more for me, dude.
S4M3 TH4T'S MY F4VOUR1T3 N3ST
ok how about this. reply to this post and i will reply back to tell you if i would fuck marry or kill you. fuck implies sexual attraction and marry implies both sexual and romantic attraction unless stated otherwise. #nsfw #fmk.
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO ANYONE UNFORTUNATE ENOUGH TO BE WITHIN A FIVE-MILE RADIUS OF TEREZI PYROPE. DID YOU KNOW SHE LITERALLY SLEEPS IN A PILE OF STUFFED DRAGONS THAT SMELLS LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF CHALK AND DESPAIR? IT’S NOT A "NEST," IT’S A BIOHAZARD.