♦ pitied by @caligulasAntithesis
YYOURE,RIGHT,I,CANT,DO,ANYTHING,FUCK,IMM,SOSORRY,OKAY,ILL,GO,NOW
>+. THINKING ABOUT! DUDES ! .+<
damn that2 crazy ii 2hould get 2ome of tho2e two do my chore2
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D --> What is "Ketamine"
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How em8arrassing is it to hop around listening to love songs and wish it was you? Asking for a friend.
you rang???
ii 2eriiou2ly need two po2t more ii ju2t have twotally better thiing2 two do than thii2
Guys, you're not gonna wanna hear this but I have to say it, There are people that live in the ocean. The ocean has guys in it.
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II hate the w0rd ‘MIIII’ btw, iit d0e2n’t w0rk wiith the typiing quiirk II u2e.
i dont suck but i agree evvery other vversion of me sucks major massivve lowwblooded hatbulge, so ill take the slight stray
Shit
Fuck
Undo
hey little buddy. let's really wvork on our reading comprehension here. i said SERIOUS inquiries only.
how.unfortunate.that.we.cannot.extract.the.psionic.gland.from.goldbloods.without.also.needing.their.pan.and.pusher.. the.pan.is.less.important,.but.pusher.needs.so.much.upkeep.. here.is.hoping.for.the.endless.march.of.technology.to.continue.improving.the.lives.of.those.important.
serious inquiries only. looking for fellowv jersey shore kin. looking for my snooki.
I SEE YOU LIKING THAT CHITT ERIDAN. :)
i w0nder what it says ab0ut me that i keep finding my way back t0 my ex.
I’m invested with wriggle8ugs in the pan and they all keep whispering his name
nah just me energy, dont attach me to your sinking ship of a brand
for the record iim not gonna 2tart acknowledgiing ampora2 agaiin untiil after ii meet formally wiith thii2 cronu2 okay iit2 a 2low proce22 allowiing my2elf two perceiive them agaiin on the da2hboard the only exceptiion of cour2e ii2 the cute beforan one wiith ma22iive rumble2phere2 and thiigh hiigh2 they can get my attentiion by clappiing and not ju2t wiith theiir hand2 #n2fw
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yeah I think he's flirting.
i joep erdian nd karkat have the best whatever the fuck their doing ever :3
#fincel today i wwent to the park in the capital city because the experts are alwways talkin about howw goin on wwalks or bein in nature is good for us itll cure you you dont need benzos touch a tree an youll be right as rain i should probably mention this is a troll made park i should also mention that its a public park wwhich means its full a the kinds a people that i loathe poors adolescent girls land dwwellers couples still in the honeymoon phase but not for long because i can already see him eyein the cute cerulean in roller skates face it astrid hes goin to leavve you for someone prettier wwith a better body i should havve stayed hivve honestly at least then i wwouldnt be agonizin ovver some bitchs lovve life wwhile bein surrounded by fake trees stupid astrid she has no idea howw invvested i am in her if i had more charm than a wwet shoelace i wwould stroll on up to her an ask her to see a movvie wwith me theres nothin a note in theaters right noww but she seems like a normie wwhich means shes easily entertained by mass produced slop i spend at least thirty minutes tryin to wweigh the pros an cons a approachin but ivve wwaited too long because astrid an her matesprit are leavvin as if she could sense my intentions somethin strange happened then a girl a pukeblood olivve to be more accurate approached me i like your coat she says its really cool but im too broken up ovver astrid to notice that shes also pretty cute she had a nice big bust too perfect for cryin into all i can think about is my loss though wwhen i should havve been focusin on findin a wway to bend her ovver behind a deserted grubmart i tell her to fuck off followwed by a string a carefully selected slurs that suit her particular affliction i am nothin if not diligent the olivve wwhore starts to cry cause i am ostensibly bein a jerk wwhich signals her moirail to rush ovver another olivve female although not nearly as wwell endowwed i think she called me a douche before draggin her blubberin big sphered friend awway did i mention this is wwhy i hate public parks