The Goonette
@geldingConquerer
꒰ა(^_^)໒꒱ elysia celeri!!! .nlyfans t.p earner!!! gladiat.r .f g..n!!! c.untry girl at heart, angel in s.ul!!! i l.ve y.u!!! .nlyfans.c.m/geldingc.nquerer
Your name is ELYSIA CELERI and mama tried to raise you better. A real pegasister, y'know? She thought hard work, honesty and kindness would stick real well. What really stuck? Selfishness. Yep. Odd. Do girls often pretend to be cute and sweet while being so vile? ...Duh. That's what being a girl is all about. You're an avid fan of all things expensive, blingy and angelic. As a little filly Rarity caught your heart... You didn't catch the generosity bug. Your life revolves around your moirail whom you rob idiots blind with. Beforus DOES have an isolation crisis! You're not fixing it, baiting lonely highbloods with meet ups and such. You've made just SO much money. Like. It's cray cray. When you're not shooting for your onlyfans you're really just a normal troll all things considered. You've yet to upgrade the trailerhive you grew up in, setting it out in the woods to keep your lovely Pegasus lusus shielded from the harsh rays of the Beforan sun. She's the last of her kind as far as you know. It's an honor to take care of such a purddy thang. Pretty. Pretty thing. Sorry, you can't really help the accent. It's kinda trashy. You're trashy. You're kind of obsessed with being trashy. Hot pile of Southern garbage under your 2010s party girl aesthetic. You have layers. LAYERS. Your played up Southern charm often gets you what you want, your stuffed bra gets you where it doesn't. It's easy being you, everyone thinks bronze girls are dumb sluts. You're a dumb slut for the payout. As the descendant of the famed model The Valkyrie, you've chosen not to carry on the title, placing yourself as the Goonette, a title as tacky as you. Online you type in your diamonds hue and claim glory as the geldingconquerer [GC]. ꒰ა(^_^)໒꒱ y.ure mighty expressive and tend ta play up yer accent cause aint that a h..t n a half?
We should all be friends. 🍎
[|87 :: Once all the oppressors are gone yea we can def;n;tely do that!
[|87 :: Somet;mes v;olence ;s necessary to ma;nta;n peace
♡♢: WELL SAiD, BiG MAC! ALL OF US SHOULD HAVE A DAY TO BE iN CLOSE PROXiMiTY OF ANOTHER AND SiNG SONGS! :♤♧
[|87 :: Understandable cons;der;n where you came from
꒰ა(-_-)໒꒱ las time i g.t in a strife i damn near g.t a sexual assault charge f.r usin bucketkind s.me tr.lls just aint g.t a sense a hum.r
How effective is it for combat is my question. It sounds difficult to use. Unless you're like freezing water in it and tossing it around
꒰ა(**)/໒꒱ its all in the technique!!! im a tiny gal i can get spinnin purdy damn fast and a g..d whack t. the jaw is a teeth buster s.metimes i like t. fill it with questi.nable liquids just t. make s.me.ne think f.r a minute dyed c.rn starch slurry is a g..d .ne heh ice is g..d!!! freezing the wh.le thing full is a bit heavy f.r me but half way w.rks just as well
Makes sense! People bitch about me using a baseball bat all the time so like. Use whatever works. Just uh. Good luck if you fight more trolls.
:33< mew said it "the goonette" :33< #nsfw
꒰ა(•_•)໒꒱ yall fr.m this .ther c.l.ny seem nice n all but where my #bef.ranbaddies
?will the itty bitty titty committee please stand uP .lets have a hoorah for the perky puffS .beating on my chesT .loud and prouD .shouT #nsfw #ittybittytittycommittee
꒰ა( "-_-)໒꒱ #brastuffer #ittybittytittyc.mmittee
The Best Chest Quest Guests of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee do not recognize the crown.
༝˚༝⚉⋆.𐙚 ̊ not part of th2 itty bitty titty committ22 but i b2lli2v2 in th2ir vallu2s so✄┈┈┈┈ r2chitt 𓍯𓂃🪡🧵
.then get off this posT .it isnt for yoU .appreciate from afaR
?the fuck is this supposed to meaN
.bitch never heard of getting trolled before ,#sad for heR
Wing check! My wings are winging today!! https://i.imgur.com/Shk0Qla.png
If you could stop gallivanting in front of the mirror for five seconds and prepare to assist me in my next scheme, I would consider letting you have two meals tonight.
Woah.. I've been digging out of the trash until now. Look at that, everypony, I get MEALS!! This is the best job ever! I just want to thank you, your evilness! Oh-- and I'm done with the mirror today, sorry!
Your name is ELYSIA CELERI and mama tried to raise you better. A real pegasister, y'know? She thought hard work, honesty and kindness would stick real well. What really stuck? Selfishness. Yep. Odd. Do girls often pretend to be cute and sweet while being so vile? ...Duh. That's what being a girl is all about. You're an avid fan of all things expensive, blingy and angelic. As a little filly Rarity caught your heart... You didn't catch the generosity bug. Your life revolves around your moirail whom you rob idiots blind with. Beforus DOES have an isolation crisis! You're not fixing it, baiting lonely highbloods with meet ups and such. You've made just SO much money. Like. It's cray cray. When you're not shooting for your onlyfans you're really just a normal troll all things considered. You've yet to upgrade the trailerhive you grew up in, setting it out in the woods to keep your lovely Pegasus lusus shielded from the harsh rays of the Beforan sun. She's the last of her kind as far as you know. It's an honor to take care of such a purddy thang. Pretty. Pretty thing. Sorry, you can't really help the accent. It's kinda trashy. You're trashy. You're kind of obsessed with being trashy. Hot pile of Southern garbage under your 2010s party girl aesthetic. You have layers. LAYERS. Your played up Southern charm often gets you what you want, your stuffed bra gets you where it doesn't. It's easy being you, everyone thinks bronze girls are dumb sluts. You're a dumb slut for the payout. As the descendant of the famed model The Valkyrie, you've chosen not to carry on the title, placing yourself as the Goonette, a title as tacky as you. Online you type in your diamonds hue and claim glory as the geldingconquerer [GC]. ꒰ა(^_^)໒꒱ y.ure mighty expressive and tend ta play up yer accent cause aint that a h..t n a half?
꒰ა(>_<)໒꒱ wait yall this is s. cute
* i love that omg!!!!
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iT iS lOv3d ?
mM iT Is UnSuRe oF ThIs
yOu 7oVe It ? fOr WhAt rɆaSoN ?
iT iS uNsUrɆ Of WhAt To ThInK AbOuT ThIs
꒰ა(>_<)໒꒱ all uh yall g.t a l.t g.in f.r ya .n this site its mighty .verwhelmin i g.ts ta say
꒰ა(0_0)໒꒱ like t.tes f.r reals the sun aint that bad i think its just pr.paganda .r s.methin t. keep the jades happy cause ive been g.in .ut there seein the sunrise and ive been fine like we g.tta get a grip shits a BEAUT t. beh.ld ykn.w
* hey hi so im wondering so im gonna ask * whats up with your title?
꒰ა(>_<)໒꒱ n.w d.nt play with me y.u kn.w EXACTLY whats up with my title
* hm * how often are you gooning it?
꒰ა(L.L)໒꒱ usually .nly .n camera, sugarcube! the titles m.re like an h.n.rific, pe.ple are g..nin t. mwah m.stly
* aaah i see! * understood! thank you for answering my inquiry heheh * now if you'll entertain me another. where would i be able to find this footage..? for research of course. * for a friend
* 👀👀 * will be looking into this... thank you kind soul
꒰ა(0_0)໒꒱ like s. many uh ya are s... kawaii its breakin mah heart
꒰ა(^_^)໒꒱ shes s. me yall d.nt even kn.w
I L LOVE FLUTTERSHY...
꒰ა(👀)໒꒱ b.ys wh. whimper when y.ure mean t. them
｢(´ε｀*) and if you're nisu to them...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nisu means nice.]
꒰ა(0_0)໒꒱ @bl..diedWings are y.u trying t. engage in celestial warfare with me .r s.methinggg likeee thats scaryyy
not another one.
ha. hahaha. oh man.
꒰ა(^_^)໒꒱ like hiii .r s.mething
