Reyohn Ahimsa
@eloquentFortuneteller
(local friendly witch,,,) (nothing to worry about, really :})
(Still selling potions and voodoo dolls :]c)
(Pondering my orb)
(Orb says you’re a bitch @sweetestKitty <3)
I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING
if all yo cockys want boing boing so bad how aboat you take leftie or righty and boing boing your hands on em and stop T-ELLIN T)(-E DAM DAS)(BOARD #nsfw
see im conflicted about sayin bulgey wwant boin boin because it kinda sounds terrible phonetically an reads poorly
why do i gotta know this
dont
noww youre an heiress i might just listen to might each time you respond i get to see your picture again
₍^. .^₎⟆ Cocky want bo!ng bo!ng꠹
go boing boing then
₍^. .^₎⟆ Yesss ma’am!꠹
(Cock, Balls even,) (#nsfw)
(Who does hitman jobs, Stat,)
(HES BEEN STANDING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW FOR 20 MINUTES SOMEONE THROW A ROCK AT HIS HEAD,)
(Some of you are far too desperate,) (Honestly might as well host a speed dating event,)
(=^･⩊･^=) < HMM. MEW KNOW WHAT, HOSTING A SP33D DATING EVENT WOULD BE A BAD IDEA....
(=^･⩊･^=) < *WOULDN'T
(Im so fucking scared right now,)
... Are you... okay?
(Not particularly, But this spell should be able to ward him off,)
(Anyone with a brain keep Lardos 5 feet away from me,)
(I already have a matesprite, He has yet to get the idea,)
(Striders as of lately really are a mess, huh, Hilarious honestly, Huhu,)
(First voodoo doll is going to be of a certain jadeblood who wants it, Free of charge,)
frwee shit gimme gimme
NOOOO STOP BEING EVIW!!!!
(Considering to add voodoo dolls to my shop, They might do wonders for few, Huhu,)
oh i love collecting dolls do they rweally worwk can i like jab them and put them overw a firwe i have a few people in mind
(But of course!) (With the right steps it’ll torture whoever you want! :})
what arwe the steps if it s like any morwe than two i am out because i have too many things to do like what do we need blood and hairw orw something orw can we just pin a picturwe of them and that would worwk and maybe like thrwow darwts
i rweally should have maybe grwabbed a chunk when i was getting beat the fuck up ughhhhhhhhhhh okay this will have to be a rwain check because if i trwy i will prwobably be beaten into a pulp and then they arwe going to jack my shit and then make a voodoo doll out of me and then the tables will have turwned and that would just rwuin my whole wipe
(Hm, Disappointing, But hey, at the very least you get one for free, Huhu,)
(Giving my matesprit my special potion, lets see how long it takes for him to wake up,)
(Why the fuck is she buying clothes at the SOUP STORE,)
FAK YOU!!!
(At the cafe,) (I see a man reading feminist literature and drinking some fancy coffee i cant even name,) (Should i ruin his life?)
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(This is for Retton you big fat teal nasty smelling fat bitch, Why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty teal stupid ass???)
(Someone donate me 20 dollars i kill the one who keeps going,,’OwO’,)
Haha what!!
I heard a certain wrestler is faking all of her stunts! :)
I AM BLOCKING YOU!!! BLOCKED BLOCKED BLOCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DD
(Anywho, selling my potions, any types, of course! Whatever you may need, i have, :})
* potions? * what kind do you have in stock? * asking moreso out of curiosity, haven't considered the possibility of buying a potion as of late
* what about * your strongest potions
(Hm,) (I suppose my strongest would quite literally be my ‘strength enhancement’ one,)
* i see! * perhaps if i ever go into battle for one reason or another, i shall seek out your strongest potions, potion seller! thank you for letting me review them