
Reyohn Ahimsa
@eloquentFortuneteller
(local friendly witch,,,) (nothing to worry about, really :})
(Still selling potions and voodoo dolls :]c)
(Pondering my orb)
(Cock, Balls even,) (#nsfw)
(Who does hitman jobs, Stat,)
(HES BEEN STANDING OUTSIDE MY WINDOW FOR 20 MINUTES SOMEONE THROW A ROCK AT HIS HEAD,)
(Some of you are far too desperate,) (Honestly might as well host a speed dating event,)
(Im so fucking scared right now,)
(Anyone with a brain keep Lardos 5 feet away from me,)
(Striders as of lately really are a mess, huh, Hilarious honestly, Huhu,)
(First voodoo doll is going to be of a certain jadeblood who wants it, Free of charge,)
(Considering to add voodoo dolls to my shop, They might do wonders for few, Huhu,)
(Giving my matesprit my special potion, lets see how long it takes for him to wake up,)
(Why the fuck is she buying clothes at the SOUP STORE,)
(At the cafe,) (I see a man reading feminist literature and drinking some fancy coffee i cant even name,) (Should i ruin his life?)
(This is for Retton you big fat teal nasty smelling fat bitch, Why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifling dirty teal stupid ass???)
(Someone donate me 20 dollars i kill the one who keeps going,,’OwO’,)
(Anywho, selling my potions, any types, of course! Whatever you may need, i have, :})
(Good evening all,,,i see that some of us are still lying about our profession, #vaugeposting)





