The Goonette
@geldingConquerer
꒰ა(^_^)໒꒱ elysia celeri!!! .nlyfans t.p earner!!! gladiat.r .f g..n!!! c.untry girl at heart, angel in s.ul!!! i l.ve y.u!!! .nlyfans.c.m/geldingc.nquerer
꒰ა(-_-)໒꒱ las time i g.t in a strife i damn near g.t a sexual assault charge f.r usin bucketkind s.me tr.lls just aint g.t a sense a hum.r
How effective is it for combat is my question. It sounds difficult to use. Unless you're like freezing water in it and tossing it around
꒰ა(**)/໒꒱ its all in the technique!!! im a tiny gal i can get spinnin purdy damn fast and a g..d whack t. the jaw is a teeth buster s.metimes i like t. fill it with questi.nable liquids just t. make s.me.ne think f.r a minute dyed c.rn starch slurry is a g..d .ne heh ice is g..d!!! freezing the wh.le thing full is a bit heavy f.r me but half way w.rks just as well
Makes sense! People bitch about me using a baseball bat all the time so like. Use whatever works. Just uh. Good luck if you fight more trolls.
꒰ა(•_•)໒꒱ yall fr.m this .ther c.l.ny seem nice n all but where my #bef.ranbaddies
Your name is ELYSIA CELERI and mama tried to raise you better. A real pegasister, y'know? She thought hard work, honesty and kindness would stick real well. What really stuck? Selfishness. Yep. Odd. Do girls often pretend to be cute and sweet while being so vile? ...Duh. That's what being a girl is all about. You're an avid fan of all things expensive, blingy and angelic. As a little filly Rarity caught your heart... You didn't catch the generosity bug. Your life revolves around your moirail whom you rob idiots blind with. Beforus DOES have an isolation crisis! You're not fixing it, baiting lonely highbloods with meet ups and such. You've made just SO much money. Like. It's cray cray. When you're not shooting for your onlyfans you're really just a normal troll all things considered. You've yet to upgrade the trailerhive you grew up in, setting it out in the woods to keep your lovely Pegasus lusus shielded from the harsh rays of the Beforan sun. She's the last of her kind as far as you know. It's an honor to take care of such a purddy thang. Pretty. Pretty thing. Sorry, you can't really help the accent. It's kinda trashy. You're trashy. You're kind of obsessed with being trashy. Hot pile of Southern garbage under your 2010s party girl aesthetic. You have layers. LAYERS. Your played up Southern charm often gets you what you want, your stuffed bra gets you where it doesn't. It's easy being you, everyone thinks bronze girls are dumb sluts. You're a dumb slut for the payout. As the descendant of the famed model The Valkyrie, you've chosen not to carry on the title, placing yourself as the Goonette, a title as tacky as you. Online you type in your diamonds hue and claim glory as the geldingconquerer [GC]. ꒰ა(^_^)໒꒱ y.ure mighty expressive and tend ta play up yer accent cause aint that a h..t n a half?
꒰ა(>_<)໒꒱ wait yall this is s. cute
꒰ა(>_<)໒꒱ all uh yall g.t a l.t g.in f.r ya .n this site its mighty .verwhelmin i g.ts ta say
꒰ა(0_0)໒꒱ like t.tes f.r reals the sun aint that bad i think its just pr.paganda .r s.methin t. keep the jades happy cause ive been g.in .ut there seein the sunrise and ive been fine like we g.tta get a grip shits a BEAUT t. beh.ld ykn.w
* hey hi so im wondering so im gonna ask * whats up with your title?
꒰ა(>_<)໒꒱ n.w d.nt play with me y.u kn.w EXACTLY whats up with my title
꒰ა(L.L)໒꒱ usually .nly .n camera, sugarcube! the titles m.re like an h.n.rific, pe.ple are g..nin t. mwah m.stly
* aaah i see! * understood! thank you for answering my inquiry heheh * now if you'll entertain me another. where would i be able to find this footage..? for research of course. * for a friend
꒰ა(0_0)໒꒱ like s. many uh ya are s... kawaii its breakin mah heart
꒰ა(^_^)໒꒱ shes s. me yall d.nt even kn.w
꒰ა(👀)໒꒱ b.ys wh. whimper when y.ure mean t. them
｢(´ε｀*) and if you're nisu to them...｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nisu means nice.]
꒰ა(0_0)໒꒱ @bl..diedWings are y.u trying t. engage in celestial warfare with me .r s.methinggg likeee thats scaryyy
꒰ა(^_^)໒꒱ like hiii .r s.mething
