Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAntithesis
//Eridan Fictivve. I ain't had time to develop past anythin in canon, so this is gonna be unfinished till I find out more a myself
shitwwits and neerdowwells rejoice for your opportunity to guffaww at and bear wwitness to the second eridan wwar colloquially referred to as #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal the rules are so elementary you could schoolfeed em to a vvegetativve grub that got taken outta the slime too soon eridans are wworth fivve points each non eridans are wworth one point teaming is acceptable if sealed wwith a snog wwith at least twwo eridans there to act as wwitness
i ain't participatin in a wwar that's ridiculous ain't no dignity in killin my equals wwe gotta kill the lessers
you're tellin me a gar licked this bread?
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK A SIGMUND IS
:33< yeah horoscopes why nyat ive earned it ive finished all my suppurr :33< ♈ mewve met with a terrible fate havent mew :33< ♉ the stars ethpurr say mew will have a great day today or the next 100000 sw33ps mew will stub mewr toe efurry day :33< ♊ i know its tempting but mew must nyat lay face down in a bog! :33< ♋ mewre graphometric warp drive is broken try again latepurr :33< ♌ efurrybody loves mew! :33< ♍ the toxic ooze is nyat a secret snack it is an unsecret snack :33< ♎ the pawsition of jupiter says mew should eat hardtack and nuts fur the furs33able mewture :33< ♏ mew will suffur 9th degr33 purrns which i didnt think was pawsible! :33< ♐ go crazy go stupid aaaaaaaaaaaa :33< ♑ is mewre refridmewrator running? then mew betpurr go catch it! :33< ♒ when will mewre reflection show who mew are inside? :33< ♓ mew will m33t a goblin and that goblin will give mew a chest and that chest will be empty
my reflection is already wwho i am on the inside you dumb meowwbeast
:33< awe erinyan :33< try again in a few sw33ps!
:33< am i pissing mew off? :33< are mew mad at meow? :33< why? :33< just beclawse i am silly and beloved? :33< or could it be mew fur pitch furlirting in a tonedeaf way?
:33< ive nefur met mew befure in my life :33< this is the furst time mewve intpurracted with meow
wwell you'vve interactin wwith one of me on here somewwhere aren't wwe all like this a root eridan trait or wwhatevver like howw that orange human wwith the pointy glasses alwways hates himself
:33< mew really think i pay attention to erinyans? :33< no :33
cant fuckin sleep again
this sounds like a thinly vveiled attempt on my life not to mention that i wwoudnt evven die from that it wwould just hurt takes more than that to knock me out
and noww they're spiralin a course wwhen wwill i meet a person on here wwho actually has some chitin on their flesh fuckin hell you people cant do anythinvv
@CALIGULASANTITHESIS FUCK YOU. DIE.
@twiinAmne2iia2 ok update ii drank 100 cup2 of coffee and my entiire body ii2 2hakiing
someone has informed me a vversion of myself has fallen to the romantic enemy and it only fuels my ericidal rage
Ok the coffee ii2 kiinda weariing off ii feel liike iim about two cra2h BUT ii diid get farther than ii u2ually do on my game 2o iit wa2 WORTH IIT no matter how loud the voiice2 got overtiime #worth iit #caffiinecra2h #gamiinggriind
okay you keep mentionin these vvoices and i cant tell if its a bit or if it's serious
The voiice2 are 2creamiing, iim on my fuckiing gamer griind, iive had liike 3 cup2 of coffee twoday.. II AM UN2TOPABLE
three cups of coffee?? are you sure your baateryacidpusher can handle that
Fuck. The slime isn't even working tonight.
waiit there2 a department of 2burb affaiir2 2iince when
.i affirm you should crawl back into the pit from whence you camE
Yes y⚣u d⚣. I h⚣pe y⚣u keep telling y⚣urself this!
i can alwways depend on you to be positivve i really like that