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id be maybe a mite concerned about this if i wwasnt already plannin to strap a classified number a sollux vvariants into psionic anti air defense cannons wwith vvirtual reality headsets directly stimulatin their dopamine receptors vvia slideshowws a fat assed wwomen set to troll nine inch nails songs remixed into nightcore and before any a you meddlin wwokescolds get your nub in a twwist this is actually exactly wwhere those guys wwant to be ok
man i dont knoww wwe already started drawwin up the architectural plans for the HOPESPIRE wwhich wwill servve as the council of eridans headquarters so im just not certain a neww eridan wwar is goin to wwork for us right noww
palm husk buddy im on a the real shit copyin an pastin my specs from the last dipshit wwho asked about it the grubslayer 9000: imperial-grade alternian gaming husktop chassis: obsidian-black armored clamshell husktop wwith purpleblood-compatible reinforced hinges, acid-resistant shell coating, and decorativve blood-caste rgb that automatically defaults to the user’s hemospectrum rank. lowwblood users may experience reduced lighting privvileges. processor: 123.6-core imperial grubcore i9-θresh runs hot enough to cauterize wwounds. includes “cull boost” mode, wwhich ovverclocks the cpu wwhenevver the user screams. graphics card: nvvidia geforce gtx 4137 ti “condesce edition” 48 gb vvram. optimized for rendering 8k gore, simulated imperial propaganda, and ultra-realistic fiduspawwn scale physics. memory: 128.1 gb "smooth as sopor-slime" ddr6 ram technically unstable, but it glowws beautifully. may wwhisper wwhile idle. storage: 4 tb ssd + 16 tb bone archivve drivve ssd for games and applications. bone archivve drivve for screenshots, incriminating chatlogs, flarp replays, and legally dubious lusus taxidermy reference images. display: 17.3-inch 40k oled “bloodvvision” panel refresh rate: 360 hz. color mode includes: rust, gold, teal, vviolet, fuchsia, and “wwhatevver the empress says color is.” keyboard: mechanical clawwproof keyboard wwith caste-specific keycaps. keys include: strife, murder, panic, report lowwblood, and a dedicated honk macro. mouse/trackpad: trackpad is technically alivve. responds to touch, fear, and mild bribery. cooling: triple-fan thermal system wwith miniature drone grubs that crawwl through the vvents and removve dust, crumbs, and wweak moral convvictions. audio: dual subwwoofers tuned for explosions, troll screams, clowwn sermons, and bass-boosted seadwweller propaganda. operating system: alterniaos 12: bloodletting build features mandatory survveillance, zero privvacy settings, and a built-in app that reports treasonous mod usage directly to local authorities. connectivvity: wwi-fi 9 bluetooth imperial meshnet trollian auto-sync one forbidden earth usb-c port labeled do not insert human technology battery: 9-hour battery life during normal use. 17 minutes if running minecraft wwith shaders, flarp ultimate carnage, or the sims wwith 400 murder mods. included softwware: trollian pro flarp battlemap studio fiduspawwn arena ultra imperial tax evvasion simulator sopor slime sleep tracker grubhub, but literally for grubs antivvirus that is just a small angry tealblood legislacerator benchmarks: runs doom at 13,000 fps. runs alternian cyberpunk at 27 fps, because it is still horribly optimized. can host 400 minecraft mods before devveloping a psychic grudge. needs hourly ingestion a adderall #substance wwill explode if asked to run file explorer.
alright then @caligulaascendit @caligulaaqua @caligulasabyssal @californiaartist @caligulasantithesis @caligulasacropolis @caligulasaquamarine @caligulasaquarium#9350 @caligulasaquarium @caligulasaquarium#1742 @caligulasaquarium#8330 @caligulasaquarium#7126 @caligulasaquarium#9845 @caligulasaquarium#3700 @caligulasaquariums @cupidsarroww @caligulasascendance @caligulasascended @ceremonialalchemy an any the rest a you me an unchained wwill wwitness you all snog
you're tellin me a gar licked this bread?
just so you knoww this wwebsite exists for me to use you as punchin bags its literally the consequence free communicatin station like oh no come bounce to my timeline so i can crack your fuckin skull on rocks if you wwant my players are too obsessed wwit completin the game all properlike to let anythin interfere natural defense system #vviolence
i keep hearin about howw a seer guides this an a seer guides that meanwwhile the mediculler keeps guidin my fuckin happy ass ovver to the harmacy so that i can engorge my pureblood on fuckin opioids opiates an all other sorts a nasties this is akin to heresy for you wwretched fuckin clowwnfolk out there i bet awwh man wwhy isnt our good ole pal eridan engorgin himself on sopor an crankin his slug to busy olivve bloods or shovvin it in our decapitated best friends head or somethin completely wwretched like that ill tell you wwhy because slime isnt an antipsychotic an anti anythin its like evvery fuckin vvile vvial you can grab from your harmacy wwithout any a the benefits but at least wwe sleep in the shit am i right you honkkultist freaks ought to knoww that i aint goin to put your wwretched soporifics in my delicate digestivve tract no matter howw many a you threaten to step on my foot to make me scream a kin to lunar toons physics i aint your fuckin wwaste receptacle but dont you wworth either you fuckin indigo trash i need to take dmards not steroids so you can keep on injectin your gear directly into your vveins wwhile your throbbin muscles are stuck at a salute medicull statistics showw that indigobloods havve a high rate a bulge shrinkage you knoww you really oughtta take a lesson from the purple bloods an melloww out all a you are freakishly strong except that wwrothe guy fuck you wwrothe anywway back on track neither a you havve the fuckin guts or wwherewwithal to knoww wwhen to quit either swwear your caste is only the shade it is because the amount of oxygen depravvation goin on inside a your vvascular system an as for you fuckin cerulean bloods actually aside from crackhead vvriska an that wweird male one none a you are that bad but im goin to assume that some a you havve to microdose amphetamines coladderall damage i call it so used to juicin your pan to make your luckshit wwork or to stop you from fuckin microtraumatizin the nearest nitram in a fifty fuckin nautical mile radius 20 leagues under the sea an all a them nitrams are 20 leagues outta yours evven that rufioh prick an he cheats but wwhat you serkets do is wworse youre mildly annoyin *and* i see you regularly wwhile im at it goin dowwn the list a the hard drugs that im rightfully assignin to each caste because you knoww im right fuckin tealbloods legislacerators office wworkers their drug a choice is definitely the fine powwdery kind you evver wwatch "the blood-slick ascension and subsequent public disintegration of the lowwly hivve-to-highblock specibus-trader wwho taught a generation of credit-addled drones that the imperial economy wwas just a casino wwith better suits and wworse morale" yeah thats you fuckin addled wwith more than just credit though youre on the fuckin angel dust coke thats right except for rezi shed go blind if she huffed that into her sinuses thats wwhy shes such a wwound up fuckin nook half the time wwhen she is pretendin to be serious shes really pretendin shes redglare about to do a line or twwo offa mindfangs rack before hangin her a course wwe all knoww that wwas really some sort a fucked up asphyxi8ion kink betwween twwo professionals up until the jury got back or so they say an then you knoww redglare tripped an slipped an fuckin hung herself mindfang ran awway wwrote about it in the fuckin novvel wwhat wwas i evven talkin about right jadebloods hrn the rainbowwdrinkers get their fix vvicariously but probably need the opioids they are tryin to prescribe me to deal wwith the headache that is the fuckin cavverns id cull myself right there the escapism is completely fuckin needed you evver think about howw fucked those cavverns are i mean after learnin about human incest ivve come to realize that theres a nonzero chance a fucked shit happenin genetically for other trolls thank fuck i came from a meteor clearly none a the other freaks i play the game wwith havve my genes otherwwise theyd be much easier to digest an i mean that kinda literally there wwas a time wwhere wwe had to keep cullin gamzee for food due to the lack a resources on our meteor wwhile wwe wwere gettin evveryone godtiered fuck id almost forgotten about that luckily im the only one wwho hasnt ascended so i wwas least likely to be culled wwoulda wwent for fef personally ah right drugs anywway olivve bloods are pretty simple crack noww wwe get to the wweird esoteric shit because the mutants like wwell you knoww wwould probably be makin cocktails to deal wwith the constant pressures a bein such fuckin wwastes of space not kar though not that hes a mutant hes chill i like that guy like me hes probably completely drug free uh i knoww thats outta order by the wway i just forgot mutants exist anywway yellowws got their mind honey an all that fun rusts probably just do black tar heroin i couldnt tell you frankly i couldnt care because wwell they are rusts literally meant to be furniture read that little pamphlet from the empress they mail out evvery couple a swweeps literally a program to turn rustbloods into ornate lamps an shit not evven in a fetish wway more like wwell cullin em but you knoww it is because a their fuckin population for evvery 12 rusts theres 11 bronze 10 yelloww 9 olivve 8 jade heh thats wwhy vvris wwants kan 7 teals 6 ceruleans 5 indigos 4 purples 3 vviolets 2 mutants an 1 fuchsia its fuckin mental to think about no wwonder they get slaughtered dowwn by animals also i didnt forget bronze bloods dont correct me they havve all the opioids im tryin to pick up from the harmacy i mean just look at tavv he (or she if its the cool one from chittr) had a spine crushin defeat at the hands a one of the wweakest trolls wwe knoww vvriska got beaten by an old man an a ball from thousands a miles awway couldnt be me but fuck this rheumatoid arthritis a mind im supposd to get dmards anywway wwhy am i gettin opioids wwhy am evven tellin you all about this is this wwhat guidance is is this the seer class evveryone keeps jerkin themselvves raww ovver because my mediculler is guidin me directly into a little paper bag full a mistakes standin there wwith the same dead smile evvery harmacist has like yes sir here is your sanctioned despair do not operate heavvy machinery too late do not drink alcohol fine do not make major decisions too late do not pilot a wwarship too late do not text your ex too late do not challenge a clowwn to theological combat fine then do not think too hard about the fact that evvery cure is just a poison thinkin about it constantly wwhile im gettin charged three million a moment to get told not to be an idiot an im standin there like thanks vviolets though thats wwhere it gets delicate because you all expect me to say somethin self congratulatory as a vvioletblood i can admit that our drug a choice is not opioids not sopor not coke not wwhatevver the fuck mind honey is supposed to be its grievvance pure distilled grievvance wwe snort it off a mirror evvery mornin wwe inject it betwween our ribs wwe freebase old slights in the engine room wwe dissolvve perceivved disrespect you evver see a seadwweller just go quiet usually after someone says somethin mildly impolite thats us savvorin thats the high for us full bodied vvintage resentment wwith notes a disparaged entitlement an a finish like a trident through the jaww of an insubordinate land dwweller you think im mad right noww im practically medicated im so medicated by the insult a existence that the actual opioids are redundant wwhich brings me back to the harmacy the holy little counter a legal filth the place wwhere a mediculler sends you wwhen youre resentin your continued breathin but dont wwanna fork up the cash to just havvem cull you right there seriously this is dowwnright saddenin no i aint your fuckin wwaste receptacle i aint your sopor jar i aint your indigo steroid cautionary tale i aint your cerulean luck bender i aint your teal desk powwder i aint your jade cavve headache i aint your olivve vvent goblin i aint your bronze prescription mule i aint your rustblood furniture vvarnish im a vvioletblood wwith standards loww standards maybe but standards maybe its because im in pain an my pan decided the best response wwas to wwrite caste narcotics anthropology for an audience a freaks wwho wwould absolutely turn me into a discourse thread before they offered me a chair maybe its because im right usually is all these castes wwith their little habits their powwders their slimes their honeys their needles their ceremonial juice their muscle oil their rainbowwdrinkers haunted yearning their psionic bee syrup their crack vvents their coke courtrooms their grievvance seas all a them tryin to take the edge off bein alivve under a sky that hates you an me poor innocent defenseless eridan except im rich im guilty an im armed an frankly im sick a you lot judgin #aseerguides #rheumatoidarthiritis #inspirational #substance #nsfwwe #nsfwwe #wwoke #wwwwoke #eagttl #asbestosmention #asbestoshonorablemention #itsovver9000 #9000charactersthatis #gore #vviolence #cww-self-harm #incest #cannibalism #death #harmacy #dmards #sopormention #medicullerposting #seadwwellerproblems #grievvanceaddict #castepharmacology
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𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 Your name is Eridan Ampora You are 16 Sweeps Old. You are the villain of your session. Your fellow players are too dumb to see it. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃 You won't talk on it much. But you're spiteful. You cheated in the grand, heroic, disgusting fashion. You cross-referenced dream bubbles, human seer bullshit, a pirate girl's certainty, and maneuvered until the game looked less and less like a trial and more like a chore list. One by one, they were permitted their wings, their hoods, their immortal title-bearing little miracles. They died correctly. They woke up larger than themselves. They became proof that the universe could be bargained with, if only enough clever girls stood around a body and called it strategy. Save for you. You were not denied by the game. That would have been easier to stomach. The game had a place for you. The game had a title for you. The game had a color and a shape and a terrible, radiant answer waiting in the dark behind your ribs. Prince of Hope. Destroyer of belief. Breaker of impossible things. The one who could take the most sacred conviction in a room and snap it over his knee. That was the problem, apparently. Terezi called it a liability with too many variables. Vriska called it obvious. Rose Lalonde, in that cold human way of hers, called it “counteractive to long-term survivability.” They all dressed it up differently, but the verdict was simple. Everyone else could be trusted with apotheosis. You could not. They gave you a leash. The burden of staying mortal. You watched them become legends. You remained a prince in every sense except the one that mattered. No hood. No wings. No second body stitched together by paradox and divine law. No full suite of Hope magyyks. No permission to become what the game said you were always meant to be. They did not make you mortal because you were weak. They made you mortal because they believed you would be too strong. You do not talk on it much. When the subject comes up, you sneer. You say you never wanted the gaudy outfit anyway. You say immortality is for idiots who need eternity to become interesting. You say godtier is a consolation prize for people who could not make their lives mean anything the first time around. It is all very convincing, because you have had sweeps to rehearse it. Spite became your religion. A patient, silent religion. You were denied your Hope, so you used everyone else's. You only need patience. You only need to know where belief bends before it breaks. The others still think they saved the timeline from you. That is the insult you hate most. Not the denial. Not the vote. Not the secret meeting you were never invited to, where your own future was carved up by girls who smiled at you afterward like nothing had happened. No. What you hate is that they think it worked.They think they removed the catastrophe. And you, being older now, being calmer now, being so very much more reasonable than the boy they were afraid of, have learned not to correct them too early. After all, there is something aristocratic about restraint. And if Hope is the power to believe in an impossible ending, then spite is what remains when someone steals that ending from you and leaves you alive to remember it. 𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃𓂃
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>+. THINKING ABOUT! DUDES ! .+<
Alriight ii feel better now but ju2t a remiinder two my2elf two not driink that much coffee agaiin
PFT.
Taking my lowblood flattener for a spin today.
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th0ught that said sexy rabbit violent way f0r a second. still fine th0ugh ig.
The voiice2 are 2creamiing, iim on my fuckiing gamer griind, iive had liike 3 cup2 of coffee twoday.. II AM UN2TOPABLE
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Fuck. The slime isn't even working tonight.
.i want nothing to do with your quadS .i think you should suffer platonicallY
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II thiink II ju2t hiit the fuckiing jackpot..
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bitch did you forget to clean out the damn fridge again i stg its RANK in here!!!
i have always enjoyed the time players a lot. especially the megidos. they are really cool! :D
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I hate my fuckin job, sniffle, anywways i got order attend to
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I HAVVE AN ACCENT I SAY WWORDS SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY YOUR "LAH-SO" AND MY "LA-SOO" ARE BOTH PROPER PRONUNCIATIONS OF THE WWORD LASSO "EYCH" AND "HEYCH" ARE BOTHER PROPER WWAYS TO SAY H RUBBISH IS FINE ZEE AND ZED ARE BOTH CORRECT STOP FUCKIN WWITH ME CHAT!
going outside to take a jog, listening to imagine dragons on my vwintage wvalkman, tonights gonna be a good night
an old short of mine but i lovve to #self-promo
Guys, you're not gonna wanna hear this but I have to say it, There are people that live in the ocean. The ocean has guys in it.
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I HOPE EVERYONE SLEEPS REALLY REALLY GOOD TONIGHT!!!!!!
The Signless Gives His Hardest Struggles To The Prettiest Trolls With The Nicest Bulges ( Like You And I ). #pensive #nsfw #nsfc
Ngl I w⚣uld L⚣VE t⚣ r⚣ck a cr⚣p t⚣p, but my wh⚣le wing situati⚣n makes it awkard :/ I'll just settle f⚣r my t⚣ga sh⚣wing ⚣ff the right side ⚣f my t⚣rs⚣
I'sm really giat there's ⚣ much ya⚣i ⚣n sthis platf⚣rm likle... thank y⚣tu y⚣u guys d⚣n't kn⚣w h⚣we much i rlly appreciate y⚣all being ya⚣i with each ⚣ther and talkin gab⚣ut it :) #substance
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WWHICH ERIDAN IS THIS I NEEEEEED THIS STUDY RIGHT NOWW OUGGHH THIS IS SUCH A DELICIOUS COLLECTION OF READIN MATERIAL DO YOU THINK HE HAS BOOKS ON HISTORICAL IMPERIAL ETIQUETTE OR ALEXANDRIAN MARTIAL TACTICS OOOOO OR THE FALL OF THE FROST TSAR AND HOWW THE IMPERIAL ARMY SLAUGHTERED HIM AND ALL HIS NEXT OFNKIN OGHHUG i lovve wwar and history can you tell
Shes so pretty it makes me wanna cull myself \ i >< i / #selfharm #suicide
That is an incredibly favorable outcome that I think everyone would benefit from yes.
but if it wwere the other wway around they wwouldnt be callin highbloods stunnin an bravve
urs⚣ right dued see,, this is why ui;n alwayss c⚣mplimenting y⚣u!! #substance
DI⚣ i haevt ⚣ keep typign #substance while i'm drunk.. it's sis fuckign ahrt t⚣d type while durnk but i'll d⚣ it!!!! f⚣r all y⚣u sexy pe⚣ple a⚣ut there
y⚣ug ⚣t it hands⚣me! Desp⚣ite that t⚣ughtguy act y⚣u guyss g⚣t g⚣in ⚣n y⚣u're all really sweet :) Y⚣u deserve t⚣ be sh⚣wered witht all the c⚣mpliments innt hew⚣rld. Y⚣uive g⚣t a fun sense f⚣ style ur haircut is actually rasd as fuck abd ur s⚣ mcuh m⚣re whimsical than pe⚣ple give u credit f⚣r #substance
gust d⚣n't fight!! Y⚣u're b⚣th funnyha adn hand⚣sme ;) #substance
i lovve misery and sufferin, wwhat wwas it and wwhere can i behold it
wwhy are yall pityin my posts? wwhat is there to pity? i literally just joined the site!
i can begrudginly respect that, but only an atoms wwidth
if youre wwonderin wwhy my icon is the face of my corpse, its because im fuckin pissed that no one thought to revvivve me, so im makin it evveryones problem look at my fuckin corpse chuds
hello chittr, im your favvourite fish, eridan ampora, and wwelcome to romanfishtank do you get it? caligulas aquarium a roman fishtank
OMW TO NYC TO START KILLING PEOPLE IN THE STREETS #violence
(( HERES A LIL PREVIEW SKETCH OF ME WHORING OUT THE LITERAL WAR GENERAL... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5192f398c960.jpg #nsfw ))
I'm g⚣nna say s⚣mething a little c⚣ntr⚣versial, I'm n⚣ticing a pattern with the vi⚣let bl⚣⚣ds... I'm attracted t⚣ all ⚣f them.
THIS IS FROM A COUPLE WEEKS AGO NOW BUT, HEY, NO SHAME IN REPOSTING IT, YEAH? #NSFW HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/57F825918412.PNG ((OOC: AKA I'M IN ARTBLOCK AGAIN AND TOO LAZY TO DRAW ANYTHING))
as gay as it is this scarf is actually kinda comfy
thii2 ii2 how ii felt after returniing two work after gettiing exploded http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/2a08a6bdd6a7.png
feww wwill understand that i am literally #nice
for the record, i am never wrong.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 19: alternian milwves #milf #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about the wversions of me and my crewv wvho grevw up on alternia. theres like, a couple dozen of me, a dozen meenahs, and then like... a handful of the others, thats it. so im gonna bunch em all together in one big batch, wvell see hovw it goes. i dont hawve an awvful lot to say about most of these gals, but like... god damn. wve lovwe us some milwves. damara, the handmaid. depending on, either shes lowvkey chill wvith it, or you need to look at the damara part of this guide. shes a scary gal, my adwvice for those is to treat it like youre facing up a cholerbear. showv respect, no sudden movwements, but no fear either. compliment her, objectify her, but dont go in for the kill unless youre sure she vwont rip your head off. i havwe the luxury of already being dead, i can push these things more. due to her serwvitude to the wvhite guy, handmaids tend to come hardwvired for obedience, you can do something vwith that. bod: 10/10. rusties are hot, shes got damaras face but shes usually got some actual meat on her bones. mines an exception, but shes cute anyvways. vwariety: 7/10. one of the more vwaried outta this group, anyvways. shes got twvo wvhole personality possibilities! ease: 6/10. depends on her mood and howv scary she feels like being. personality: i prefer damz, and yes @handmaid i count you more as a damz than a handmaid. thats a compliment, take it, youre more interesting than most of these hags. owverall: 8/10. hot as hell, fun to mess wvith her head, but nothing special. shout-out to the one fucked in the head enough i put her under wvith just a massage and a couple of choice wvords. next up, meulin, the disciple. ehh... see her around sometimes, hard for me to get a read on her. shes like... a more chill vwersion of meulin? shes dating some cult leader so theres a cheating angle sometimes, but it usually doesnt come up. in my experience theyre looking to be someones kitty cat, but she has a bit more fight in her than most leijons bod: 7/10. nevwer really got a consistent read. usually more lithe outta the milvwes, but still a milf. vwariety: 3/10. theyre just samey to me, the fevw out there run together. ease: 7/10. tends to be easy to flatter, enjoys the attention of a younger fella, it vwont be hard. personality: 6/10. wvhats there to say? shes meulin but quieter and fewver mental issues. ovwerall: 5/10. honestly i tend to skip these ones, just aint my thing. dunno vwhat it is, i just dont vwibe wvith her. up next, porrim the dolorosa. oh honey. her personality is milf. thats it. she wvants to mommydom or mommysub. nurturing? boring. bod: 9/10. platonic ideal of a milf. wvariety: 3/10. shes a milf. ease: 9/10. remind her that shes a milf and shell drop em. personality: 3/10. vwhere? owverall: 5/10. a real nothingburger. youll newver meet one vwho doesnt just vwanna smother you wvith her tits and call you her svweet little thing. great if thats your thing, but... i prefer it wvhen porrim has a brain and personality, if you could believwe it. #feminism #malefeminist latula, neophyte redglare? that sounds fake and made up. probably dommy but likes ropes? literally newver seen one. stick wvith terezi. nowv heres a juicy one. aranea, mindfang herself. a lot more like vwriska than rae rae, superficially anywvays. a lot of these tough gals are paper tigers, but i dunno if ivwe evwer met a mindfing wvho folded. if youre gonna shoot for her, i think you gotta accept that being vwith a pirate means some pegging. shes fun, shes clewver, shes got jokes, but... eh, just hope shes in a mind control kinda mood so you dont evwen hawve to wvorry about messing up. bod: 7/10. hot pirate babe? tits and ass like an 8? its wvhat you expect, though honestly she runs leaner. wvariety: 4/10. shes got too defined a role to do anything else. ease: 3/10. oh yeah, shell make you vwork for it. at least to top, if youre pathetic and cute enough shell bottom, but lets be honest, if she wvanted to do that shed just be vwriska. personality: 5/10. she sure is wvriska vwithout the interesting bits. owverall: 4/10. maybe id respect it more if i found any that gavwe me good banter, but like... im dualscar junior to them, shes aranea senior to me, vwe just aint compatible and thats okay. /\/\/ /\/\/ alright and thats all the alternian wversions of my friend group! not gonna do the beforan wversions of the other gals, not enough meat on them bones, best i got is i made a nepeta mantle muckrake once, but- vwhats that? vwhats that sound? oh cod, oh shell no... tuna in next time to learn hovw evwen a stupid chud like *you* can bag the condesce hershelf! (you probably vwont, but i could and thats vwhat matters)
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feels like just yesterday that @carbolicGalvvanologist and me wwere stupid kids conspirin on the hot goss invvolvvin the crisscrossed shithivve fustercluck that wwas the romantic pursuits and hidden aspirations of our mutual online friends honestly its good those pesterlogs are mostly lost to time since im wwell fuckin certain the internet could not handle repartee exchanged betwween myself and my most intrepid bro #dersitehumor #theoneprospitianwwhogetsit wwe dont say most a those wwords anymore if i had to single out somethin i regret about the wway things shook out its that my failure to #teamplay in our session robbed from me the privvilege a standin by karkats side wwhen the time came to face the music and dominate the forces wwhat wwould step betwween us and the univverse wwe wwere alwways meant to create because to be honest that wwould of been much preferable to the wwhole ghost army shit but i digress this one goes out to you kar happy wwrigglin day and happy #fishingfriday <>
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We here at the Gray House are happy to announce we’ve successfully combined #FishingFriday and #FirearmFriday to create a secret, third option, where the fishing rod is replaced with the firearm of your choice.
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>>| you can disagree .on this .one, but consensual non-consent .is just that hot. .especially .if partner can read you .and your hints. #nsfw #nsfwe
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I'm Going To Start Drawing Those " Fucked Up " Shadow Creatures That Wrigglers Draw In Mediocre Horror Films, I Feel Like That Would Be Cathartic.
#chittr-resident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOC5OjF09k
lol dirk and karkat pitchflirting in among us
Daily Tarot Card. The Sun reversed. You cannot expect others to enjoy your presence and bathe in your light and joy until you yourself can do so. Clouds are covering you, but they are self inflicted. Sometimes, a little trust in others, and perhaps curbing those self depreciating internal and external comments, will do you a world of good. #DailyTarotCard
ii am iin the miiddle of carryiing a league of legend2 game about to clo2e iit out, and my bra-le22 mate2priit briing2 me a 2andwiich (not a2ked for) wiith chiip2 a2 ii get a double kiill bot lane. 2o how ii2 your day goiing?
Guess I should post my casual look.
yo chitter whatd i miss today anyone die thats a joke please tell me no one fucking died
@ all the Eirdans ⚣n here d⚣n't listen t⚣ them y⚣u're all beautiful, smart, and talented and y⚣ur cape l⚣⚣ks c⚣⚣l and fashi⚣nable.
hey. if you can't handle your emotions getting tweaked. your rage being baited. people being assholes. maybe you shouldn't be on the asshole alien website. say whatever you want to me. don't care. if you're too weak to take it. don't be here.
Dab me up homie fr (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Fucking hate harry hotter and it's homophobic franchise gotta say though Dumbledore has a dumpy #suggestive (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Okay. Okay. I can go out in public. I can be around... aliens??? This is fine.
more vviolet chasers out here than people wwould like to admit it aint easy bein a sex symbol
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reached a new echeladder level! im now on KILLSLUT KOMMANDIR >B) #livesgrubbing
I've already mailed pipebombs to at least three residencies at this point. #Heightposting was just a clever psyop orchestrated by myself to trick the masses into doxxing themselves. As you can see, it's working flawlessly. This is what happens when you share your height online, like and spread the word if you don't want a pipebomb in your mailbox.
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I like this game. :) Im 6'9", no joke. I live up to my username!
If y0u're under 5 f00t y0u might as well n0t exist
height doesn t matterw because trwolls confuse the amount of physical space they take up as prwesence but prwesence can be grwown and cultivated thrwough otherw means such as me my prwesence farw exceeds my height forw i have carwefully honed it thrwough sweeps of coughs marwketing coughs incrwedible exploits and accomplishments so that everwyone simply knows who i am as soon as i enterw a rwoom and the hirwed help doesn t hurwt eitherw
//looking at the feed like Ult Dirk vs Cronus Ampora The strongest misogynist of today vs the strongest misogynist in history Lmao
my take on lesbians? they can do vwhatewver they wvant, but itd be cool if theyd let me vwatch. no pressure though #nsfvw
i feel like you all oughta be begging me to come back and take things ovwer at this point
bo burnham was onto something. bitches and hoes or whatever.
TRUE DAT TRUE DAT XD
ALSO I CAN STILL BARELY FUCKING WALK. JEGUS.
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i KNOW YOU TOO WELL TO LIKE YOU ANYMORE, i KNOW YOU TOO WELL TO LIKE YOU ANYMORE, tHERE'S A NIGHTMARE WHERE MY DREAM G1RL WAS, "mY PRINCE CHARM1NG 1S A BORE," aND i KNOW YOU TOO WELL AND i DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE, #LYRICSPOSTING
look normally i dont do this sort a thin but i feel a moral obligation to say somethin if i can prevvent just one eri from goin dowwn this checkered dual themed path a debauchery i can rest easy tolight this isnt in your pusher eri i knoww wwhat its like to be desperate enough to settle for just anybody to savve you from the crawwlin depths a relationless abaddon but this aint it youre a sad lonely little wwanker wwho doesnt knoww any better an thats wwhy the univverse sent me to be your guardian brocel to guide you you dont wwant that pissblood mutant this is a cry for help but you can make it better you can make the pain disappear if you just swwalloww this pill
YYAAAAAAAAAAAY am prouud
Pr⚣ud ⚣f y⚣u ^-^
yeah I think he's flirting.
i joep erdian nd karkat have the best whatever the fuck their doing ever :3
thats not dark vviolet thats not evven approach the pinky frond a stygian thats clurch purple if ivve evver seen it
thanks yk you seem like a pretty well rounded guy idk why theres so much hate for all eridans
yeah man me too but wwhy are you faygocel purple
thanks you are kinda dressed like a wizard but thats cool wizards are chill
im pretty much being who i am im lowkey nonchalant
H⚣w d⚣es ⚣ne get ⚣n y⚣ur g⚣⚣d side? D⚣es c⚣mplimenting y⚣ur c⚣⚣l cape help?
are humans still allowed
DO I LAUGH AT THE MISFORTUNE OF A SCALEBEAST VERSION OF MY OWN MATESPRIT OR DO I NOT.