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feww wwill understand that i am literally #nice
for the record, i am never wrong.
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 19: alternian milwves #milf #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about the wversions of me and my crewv wvho grevw up on alternia. theres like, a couple dozen of me, a dozen meenahs, and then like... a handful of the others, thats it. so im gonna bunch em all together in one big batch, wvell see hovw it goes. i dont hawve an awvful lot to say about most of these gals, but like... god damn. wve lovwe us some milwves. damara, the handmaid. depending on, either shes lowvkey chill wvith it, or you need to look at the damara part of this guide. shes a scary gal, my adwvice for those is to treat it like youre facing up a cholerbear. showv respect, no sudden movwements, but no fear either. compliment her, objectify her, but dont go in for the kill unless youre sure she vwont rip your head off. i havwe the luxury of already being dead, i can push these things more. due to her serwvitude to the wvhite guy, handmaids tend to come hardwvired for obedience, you can do something vwith that. bod: 10/10. rusties are hot, shes got damaras face but shes usually got some actual meat on her bones. mines an exception, but shes cute anyvways. vwariety: 7/10. one of the more vwaried outta this group, anyvways. shes got twvo wvhole personality possibilities! ease: 6/10. depends on her mood and howv scary she feels like being. personality: i prefer damz, and yes @handmaid i count you more as a damz than a handmaid. thats a compliment, take it, youre more interesting than most of these hags. owverall: 8/10. hot as hell, fun to mess wvith her head, but nothing special. shout-out to the one fucked in the head enough i put her under wvith just a massage and a couple of choice wvords. next up, meulin, the disciple. ehh... see her around sometimes, hard for me to get a read on her. shes like... a more chill vwersion of meulin? shes dating some cult leader so theres a cheating angle sometimes, but it usually doesnt come up. in my experience theyre looking to be someones kitty cat, but she has a bit more fight in her than most leijons bod: 7/10. nevwer really got a consistent read. usually more lithe outta the milvwes, but still a milf. vwariety: 3/10. theyre just samey to me, the fevw out there run together. ease: 7/10. tends to be easy to flatter, enjoys the attention of a younger fella, it vwont be hard. personality: 6/10. wvhats there to say? shes meulin but quieter and fewver mental issues. ovwerall: 5/10. honestly i tend to skip these ones, just aint my thing. dunno vwhat it is, i just dont vwibe wvith her. up next, porrim the dolorosa. oh honey. her personality is milf. thats it. she wvants to mommydom or mommysub. nurturing? boring. bod: 9/10. platonic ideal of a milf. wvariety: 3/10. shes a milf. ease: 9/10. remind her that shes a milf and shell drop em. personality: 3/10. vwhere? owverall: 5/10. a real nothingburger. youll newver meet one vwho doesnt just vwanna smother you wvith her tits and call you her svweet little thing. great if thats your thing, but... i prefer it wvhen porrim has a brain and personality, if you could believwe it. #feminism #malefeminist latula, neophyte redglare? that sounds fake and made up. probably dommy but likes ropes? literally newver seen one. stick wvith terezi. nowv heres a juicy one. aranea, mindfang herself. a lot more like vwriska than rae rae, superficially anywvays. a lot of these tough gals are paper tigers, but i dunno if ivwe evwer met a mindfing wvho folded. if youre gonna shoot for her, i think you gotta accept that being vwith a pirate means some pegging. shes fun, shes clewver, shes got jokes, but... eh, just hope shes in a mind control kinda mood so you dont evwen hawve to wvorry about messing up. bod: 7/10. hot pirate babe? tits and ass like an 8? its wvhat you expect, though honestly she runs leaner. wvariety: 4/10. shes got too defined a role to do anything else. ease: 3/10. oh yeah, shell make you vwork for it. at least to top, if youre pathetic and cute enough shell bottom, but lets be honest, if she wvanted to do that shed just be vwriska. personality: 5/10. she sure is wvriska vwithout the interesting bits. owverall: 4/10. maybe id respect it more if i found any that gavwe me good banter, but like... im dualscar junior to them, shes aranea senior to me, vwe just aint compatible and thats okay. /\/\/ /\/\/ alright and thats all the alternian wversions of my friend group! not gonna do the beforan wversions of the other gals, not enough meat on them bones, best i got is i made a nepeta mantle muckrake once, but- vwhats that? vwhats that sound? oh cod, oh shell no... tuna in next time to learn hovw evwen a stupid chud like *you* can bag the condesce hershelf! (you probably vwont, but i could and thats vwhat matters)
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feels like just yesterday that @carbolicGalvvanologist and me wwere stupid kids conspirin on the hot goss invvolvvin the crisscrossed shithivve fustercluck that wwas the romantic pursuits and hidden aspirations of our mutual online friends honestly its good those pesterlogs are mostly lost to time since im wwell fuckin certain the internet could not handle repartee exchanged betwween myself and my most intrepid bro #dersitehumor #theoneprospitianwwhogetsit wwe dont say most a those wwords anymore if i had to single out somethin i regret about the wway things shook out its that my failure to #teamplay in our session robbed from me the privvilege a standin by karkats side wwhen the time came to face the music and dominate the forces wwhat wwould step betwween us and the univverse wwe wwere alwways meant to create because to be honest that wwould of been much preferable to the wwhole ghost army shit but i digress this one goes out to you kar happy wwrigglin day and happy #fishingfriday <>
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We here at the Gray House are happy to announce we’ve successfully combined #FishingFriday and #FirearmFriday to create a secret, third option, where the fishing rod is replaced with the firearm of your choice.
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>>| you can disagree .on this .one, but consensual non-consent .is just that hot. .especially .if partner can read you .and your hints. #nsfw #nsfwe
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I'm Going To Start Drawing Those " Fucked Up " Shadow Creatures That Wrigglers Draw In Mediocre Horror Films, I Feel Like That Would Be Cathartic.
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#chittr-resident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOC5OjF09k
lol dirk and karkat pitchflirting in among us
Daily Tarot Card. The Sun reversed. You cannot expect others to enjoy your presence and bathe in your light and joy until you yourself can do so. Clouds are covering you, but they are self inflicted. Sometimes, a little trust in others, and perhaps curbing those self depreciating internal and external comments, will do you a world of good. #DailyTarotCard
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Guess I should post my casual look.
yo chitter whatd i miss today anyone die thats a joke please tell me no one fucking died
@ all the Eirdans ⚣n here d⚣n't listen t⚣ them y⚣u're all beautiful, smart, and talented and y⚣ur cape l⚣⚣ks c⚣⚣l and fashi⚣nable.
hey. if you can't handle your emotions getting tweaked. your rage being baited. people being assholes. maybe you shouldn't be on the asshole alien website. say whatever you want to me. don't care. if you're too weak to take it. don't be here.
Dab me up homie fr (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Fucking hate harry hotter and it's homophobic franchise gotta say though Dumbledore has a dumpy #suggestive (∩｀-´)⊃━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ
Okay. Okay. I can go out in public. I can be around... aliens??? This is fine.
real question is are you prepared to fall in line wwhen the eridan council is summoned and wwe must convvene on pertinent matters like wwhich eridans to shun and harassment campaigns upon shittalkin foulbloods
Add an orgy pit.
more vviolet chasers out here than people wwould like to admit it aint easy bein a sex symbol
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5'11. :)
reached a new echeladder level! im now on KILLSLUT KOMMANDIR >B) #livesgrubbing
I've already mailed pipebombs to at least three residencies at this point. #Heightposting was just a clever psyop orchestrated by myself to trick the masses into doxxing themselves. As you can see, it's working flawlessly. This is what happens when you share your height online, like and spread the word if you don't want a pipebomb in your mailbox.
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I like this game. :) Im 6'9", no joke. I live up to my username!
If y0u're under 5 f00t y0u might as well n0t exist
height doesn t matterw because trwolls confuse the amount of physical space they take up as prwesence but prwesence can be grwown and cultivated thrwough otherw means such as me my prwesence farw exceeds my height forw i have carwefully honed it thrwough sweeps of coughs marwketing coughs incrwedible exploits and accomplishments so that everwyone simply knows who i am as soon as i enterw a rwoom and the hirwed help doesn t hurwt eitherw
//looking at the feed like Ult Dirk vs Cronus Ampora The strongest misogynist of today vs the strongest misogynist in history Lmao
my take on lesbians? they can do vwhatewver they wvant, but itd be cool if theyd let me vwatch. no pressure though #nsfvw
i feel like you all oughta be begging me to come back and take things ovwer at this point
bo burnham was onto something. bitches and hoes or whatever.
//i understand the struggle
TRUE DAT TRUE DAT XD
//how i feel sitting here at my lesbian pc desk with a lesbian vn open in another tab listening to lady gaga writing ultimate dirk saying the most disgustingly casually misogynist drivel ever
ALSO I CAN STILL BARELY FUCKING WALK. JEGUS.
better than evwer, minus the crash obvwiously
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i KNOW YOU TOO WELL TO LIKE YOU ANYMORE, i KNOW YOU TOO WELL TO LIKE YOU ANYMORE, tHERE'S A NIGHTMARE WHERE MY DREAM G1RL WAS, "mY PRINCE CHARM1NG 1S A BORE," aND i KNOW YOU TOO WELL AND i DON'T LIKE YOU ANYMORE, #LYRICSPOSTING
look normally i dont do this sort a thin but i feel a moral obligation to say somethin if i can prevvent just one eri from goin dowwn this checkered dual themed path a debauchery i can rest easy tolight this isnt in your pusher eri i knoww wwhat its like to be desperate enough to settle for just anybody to savve you from the crawwlin depths a relationless abaddon but this aint it youre a sad lonely little wwanker wwho doesnt knoww any better an thats wwhy the univverse sent me to be your guardian brocel to guide you you dont wwant that pissblood mutant this is a cry for help but you can make it better you can make the pain disappear if you just swwalloww this pill
YYAAAAAAAAAAAY am prouud
Pr⚣ud ⚣f y⚣u ^-^
yeah I think he's flirting.
i joep erdian nd karkat have the best whatever the fuck their doing ever :3
thats not dark vviolet thats not evven approach the pinky frond a stygian thats clurch purple if ivve evver seen it
thanks yk you seem like a pretty well rounded guy idk why theres so much hate for all eridans
yeah man me too but wwhy are you faygocel purple
thanks you are kinda dressed like a wizard but thats cool wizards are chill
im pretty much being who i am im lowkey nonchalant
H⚣w d⚣es ⚣ne get ⚣n y⚣ur g⚣⚣d side? D⚣es c⚣mplimenting y⚣ur c⚣⚣l cape help?
are humans still allowed
DO I LAUGH AT THE MISFORTUNE OF A SCALEBEAST VERSION OF MY OWN MATESPRIT OR DO I NOT.