♦ pitied by @ceremonialAlchemy

↗️I HAVE BEEN POURING OVER THIS POST FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE HOURS, IF NOT NIGHTS, BUT WHAT HAS IN ACTUALLY ONLY BEEN A PALMFUL OF SECONDS.↗️ ↘️i am literally positive that you will look professional and astute with any trim performed.↘️ ↗️THE CUT OF YOUR CHEWBONE, ACCENTUATING THE DIVOTS OF YOUR LAPEL AND OPEN-FRONTED DRESS TRUNK COVERINGS.↗️ ↘️it will be amazing.↘️
wWw it'zz important to take breakzz from social media once in a while. come spend time with your moirail instead they will appreciate it :) wWw
1 would pack th1ngs to take w1th me to tav's place but 1m real1z1ng. uh. most of that sh1t got burnt down lol lmao hahaha. fuck
1 should probably do someth1ng to say thanks for lett1ng me stay at her place t1ll th1s h1ve sh1t gets sorted out huh
1dk. 1ll f1gure someth1ng out later or whatever. my pan's throbb1ng l1ke a b1tch after deal1ng w1th that hyperv1rus or whatever. 1m just thankful that 1t d1dnt completely make the jump to fully organ1c hosts wh1le 1 was 1n the server guts ooz1ng w1th honey. 1 wouldve been fucked fr

↗️MY DETRACTORS ARE LITERALLY DOCTORING EVIDENCE TO MAKE ME APPEAR AS IF I AM SOME KIND OF REVOLTING OFFICEBEAST.↗️ ↘️and not just a highly dedicated and also devoted employee.↘️ ↗️PLEASE, TAKE THESE THINGS WITH A SECULAR GRAIN OF SODIUM GRIT.↗️

◌ Another reminder that the things I like are to be kept between myself and the person whose chit I liked. That doesn't mean the like isn't genuine, just that I expect a little decorum. Any questions about that can be asked directly through places that aren't a public dashboard. Which is also where unrelated business inquiries should be directed - just because I'm on 'vacation', it doesn't mean I get to turn down anything that could help make Alternia's air safer. ⧂

MADE PLANS FOR TONIGHT TO PRY MY TERMINALLY INDOORS HUSK AWAY FROM CHITTR FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES. PLANS WERE CANCELED. I'M GOING TO DIE IN FRONT OF THIS HUSKTOP.
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n0thing beats a jet 2 h0lliday.
wWw absolutely nothing wrong with having a preference but some of you kinda make all of uzz look bad wWw

oh boy / there's more chasers? / what has chittr come to
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊༄﹏𓊝˚.﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Ψar, cigare⚓︎⚓︎es are s☸ ☸verra⚓︎ed. Sm⚙︎ke five cigars ⚓︎hr☸ugh 𝚿er gills like a real adul⚓︎ #subs⚓︎ance ﹏༄˖°❀⋆˖.ೃ࿔*:・.☠

i can sleep easily knowving i havwen't shared enough personally incriminating details about myself on here for anyone to havwe blackmail on me. anywvay, here is my vwery long, tragic backstory in EXCRUCIATING minute details, going ovwer evwery life evwent I'vwe evwer had and wvhy it hurt m-

▼gog the caverns make all of us into lusii for each other eventually swear to gog▲

@caligulasAquarium Are you presently on Beforus to give chase after your ancestor?

HE HOLDS THE ONE THING I RARELY EVER GET A CHANCE TO DO OR SHOW, A SMILE. UNTAINTED BY THE SCARS OF WAR, YET A REFLECTION INTO MY EVER TORMENTED MIND.
maybe i can use the bartering system to ellectrocute perverts in exchange for rare textilles not availlablle near my hive. or other things. i wasnt considering this earllier but i do llike getting things... #nsfw
D --> I feel I need to double down on this. It is perfectly normal and not at all degenerate to seek out servitude under a superior D --> It is doubly-so not degenerate to be in servitude whilst dressed appropriately D --> Maidwork as an employment option is, frankly, honourable
Y34H 1 H4V3 4ND 7H3Y 4LL 74573 7H3 54M3 C4N Y0U GU355 WH47 7H3Y 74573 L13K
-- cat1on1cAgon1st [CA] has thrown the palmhusk 1nto the ocean! -- -- cat1on1cAgon1st [CA] has thrown the wr1sthusk 1nto the ocean! --

↗️WHAT IS THAT.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8db624e0c91.jpg

↘️it has bitten me.↘️

↗️I HAVE RECEIEVED SUCH AN INFLUX OF HATEFUL MAIL AND CRUDE PACKAGES THAT MY SUPERVISOR↗️ ↘️in all of his physical superiority and refined, mental prowess, bestowed upon him by literal sweeps of dedication to the grind and harsh combat with businessborn competitors↘️ ↗️HAS ORDERED ME DOWN TO THE MAIL ROOM TO ATONE, BY LICKING ALL OF THE OUTGOING LETTERS TONIGHT.↗️ ↘️mmy tasstemuscle is so tired.↘️

↗️WORDLE 1,754.↗️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨⬜️ ⬜️🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟨🟨⬜️ ⬜️⬜️🟨🟨🟨 🟩🟨🟨🟨🟨
fuckin god fuck ivve a poundin fuckin headache and theres a circle a druids dancin around a bonfire outside the orphice the ringing is CEASELESS

the swarm. was too powerful.
UGH I HATE HOW RIGHT SHE IS. I'M SITTING HERE ON A WORLD I HELPED CREATE, STARING INTO AN UNFAMILIAR SUN IN THE DAY AND AT UNFAMILIAR STARS AT NIGHT AND WATCHING ALL THESE LITTLE GODLINGS PRANCE AROUND DOING IMPORTANT SHIT AND ALL I CAN THINK IS GOD DAMN ALTERNIA KICKED ASS. IT WASN'T PERFECT, BUT AT LEAST I UNDERSTOOD IT. I DON'T UNDERSTAND ANY OF THIS- THE COLORS ARE ALL WRONG AND NOTHING EVEN TRIES TO EAT YOU IF YOU WANDER OFF OF AN IMPERIAL APPROVED PATH.
#NOWPLAYING FUCKING NOTHING BECAUSE I'M STUCK OUT IN THE EARTH-C WILDERNESS WITH BARELY ANY BATTERY LEFT.
THE IDEA OF YOU BEING PART OF A SOMEHOW EVEN HIGHER RULING CLASS MAKES MY GUTS CHURN.
ERIDAN PEIXES? WHAT, DID YOU BOTH GET HUMAN MARRIED IN YOUR TIMELINE? FUCKING DISGUSTING.
YOU’RE LUCKY IT’S ME AND NOT A CIRCLE! THOSE JERKS THINK THEY’RE SO HIGH AND MIGHTY! WELL, WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW A CIRCLE NEARLY CAUSE THE APOCALYPSE?

When i was yoounger my lusus tooook my palmhusk foor a week and i had too text my friends using my fridge - Sent froom Batterwitch Smart Meal Vault
don’t worry about 1t
1nstead of preform1ng exper1ments, 1t seems that 1 w1ll now be exper1mented on! how exc1t1ng

↘️it is over.↘️

↘️it is so over. it is so completely over for me, i am literally at the end of my wits and also my rope.↘️ ↗️OR IN THIS CASE, A REINFORCED, SILK TIE.↗️ ↘️it has completely plummeted. the bubble has burst, its value has been rendered to subcaegars on the mint.↘️ ↘️i am sitting in the ruinage of all i have left. my physically capable and shadowy superiors loom behind my support column with turgid, strong hands, gripping my shoulder and side bones with a force that threatens to dislodge them.↘️ ↘️i am at a loss of words.↘️ ↘️my sustenancecavern has run dry. my body trembles, like i'm unable to get warm from my weak, inferior, powerless body.↘️ ↘️i am thrown against the shore of despair, where i remain, unmoving.↘️ ↗️HOW COULD #BAITCOIN BE BAIT.↗️

)(ello C)(ittr! Welcome back. I know we must be a little unsettled. )(ere's a late positive affirmation. Repeat after me. 'Sometides it's good to touc)( t)(e lawnring.'
yanno its reel )(ard fore anybubbly to undersand w)(at its like livin a life as long as mine. t)(ey aint get it.

↘️how disgusting. how lurid. how entirely and completely provocative, an attempt to inspire something soft and strange and submissive within me.↘️ ↗️I SUPPORT YOU, A TRUE SUPERIOR IN A FIELD OF WANNABES, BUT I CANNOT SUPPORT BECOMING MIDGROUND, ORDERS FROM BELOW DIRECTED ABOVE IN SOME COMPLETE UPSELLING OF THE CORPORATE LADDER.↗️ ↘️sorry.↘️
no i dont care if i killed your lusus i wwont be anyones sucrose father figure
maybe i do hide my swweet sensitivve side behind a thin mask a bravvado and post lies online about howw lucrativve my orphanin business really is
maybe the real mask off moment wwas the friends wwe killed along the wway

↘️my hands were trembling from the heinous nature of this suggestion, i could not hit my designated arrow key on my typepad.↘️

↗️THIS IS A HORRIBLE SUGGESTION.

↘️do not post asking people to help me. we are not associates or equals.↘️
worst fuck1ng n1ght ever
Good morning. Oh crap, do I have bed head? https://file.garden/acTt5G-lGD3FoE4W/Eggs_Bedhead.png
dont worry about marr1age don't even th1nk about 1t. never do other-worldly candy e1ther actually th1s 1s a warn1ng
1M HUNGRY

YOU ALL GOTTA TRY T)(IS S)(IT!! #SUBSTANCE ? #ERIDANWEEK #CANDY #GATLINGGUN
NEW MO1RA1L STATUS @gratu1tousAnnu1ty
Chitting From Under A Table… Please Send Help…

https://i.postimg.cc/TwNN7nZd/Untitled227-20260403224909.png N-EV-ERMIND! THIS PLAC-E GLUBBIN ROCKS!

↗️I HAVE BEEN OFFERED COUNTLESS PROMOTIONS IN MY TIME.↗️ ↘️all denied.↘️ ↗️WHY?↗️ ↘️what is the most foundational part of any stepcase? when you look at a horizontal bar graph, what are your bulbs first drawn to?↘️ ↗️THE BOTTOM STEP.↗️

↗️WORDLE 1,749.↗️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨⬜️ ⬜️🟨⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️🟨 ⬜️⬜️🟩⬜️⬜️
sO, i WOULD HAVE, pREFERRED TO MAKE THIS INTO, a VIDEO, mAYBE WITH MY, uKULELE, bUT THE OIL, iRREPARABLY DAMAGED THE, cAMERA ON MY, pALMHUSK SO, tHIS WILL HAVE TO DO, uMM, wELL i PROMISED, mY FANS THAT, i WOULD NOT, gET INJURED, tONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, aND, wOULD INDEED, bE IN THE #sPLASHzONE, sAFE AND SECURE WITH, mY GOGGLES AND, bULLETPROOF, vEST BUT, aS CIRCUMSTANCES, hAD IT, i DECIDED TO ARRIVE, rEALLY EARLY SO AS TO, gET A GOOD SEAT, tHOUGH i GUESS, mY TICKET PROMISED ME, a vip SEAT, sO, iN RETROSPECT THAT WAS, pOINTLESS, bUT, iT WAS SEVERAL HOURS, bEFORE EVERYTHING, aND NO ONE, wAS REALLY THERE, sO i DECIDED TO, eXPLORE A BIT LIKE, a BACKSTAGE TOUR, aND, aFTER, sCAMPERING UP THE RAFTERS LIKE A NUTSTEALERBEAST, i WAS LOOKING IN AWE AT, tHE VARIOUS VATS, aND BARRELS AND, iN MY EXCITEMENT, sLIPPED AND FELL, iNTO ONE, aND WAS, pRETTY BANGED UP BUT, i FELT FINE ENOUGH BUT, i COULDN'T GET OUT, oF THE VAT AND, nO ONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR MY SCREAMING AND, bY TIME ANYONE ELSE WAS, aROUND, mY VOICE WAS HOARSE, aND SO, tHEY COULD NOT HEAR ME AND THEN, tHEY STARTED POURING IN THE OIL, wHICH WAS, pRETTY HOT, aND, vERY DENSE, oR MAYBE, tHE OPPOSITE OF DENSE, wHICHEVER ONE MAKES IT, hARD, tO GET OUT OF, aND SO, wHILE MY GOGGLES, lUCKILY, pROTECTED MY EYES, tHOUGH, oIL STARTED LEAKING INTO THEM, aFTER, a FEW MINUTES, i WAS, sTUCK IN THERE FOR, sEVERAL HOURS, aND HAD TO WAIT FOR, tHE OIL TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO, tHE COMPETITORS AND, aUDIENCE, lUCKILY, tHE OIL SEEMED TO BE OF A SIMILAR, cOMPOSITION TO, sOPOR SLIME, sO i WAS FINE, bREATHING IT BUT, iT TASTED REALLY BAD, aND, KIND OF STAINED MY SKIN, a BIT, bUT ANYWAYS, i DID EVENTUALLY, mANAGE TO CLIMB OUT, bY, uSING HARDENED OIL DEPOSITS, oN THE SIDES AS, hANDHOLDS, bUT THEN, aFTER i DID GET TO THE TOP, i FELL, aND LANDED RIGHT, oN MY BUTT, hURTING MY, bUTTBONE, wHATEVER THAT ONE, iS CALLED, aND THEN, aFTER i GOT OUT, i SLIPPED A BIT, aND HIT MY HEAD ON A TABLE, bUT, oVERALL i WAS, pRETTY FINE, aND THEN, sOMEONE THREW A FOLDING CHAIR, wHICH HIT MY HEAD AND, cONCUSSED ME BADLY, sO i DID, eND UP GETTING HURT, dESPITE MY PROMISES, aND i AM SOMEONE WHO, lIKES TO TRY TO STAY TRUE, tO HIS PROMISES, sO, i AM VERY SORRY FOR, gETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH, a CHAIR, aT #eRIDANwEEK, aND ALSO FOR, mISSING THE CHANCE TO TALK, tO ANYONE AT, tHE rUMBLE bUMPIN' uGLY pUMPKINS, eVENT, i AM, sORRY, aND i WILL, tRY TO DO BETTER IN, tHE FUTURE, tHANK YOU, #aPOLOGYvIDEO
i WOULD JUST LIKE, tO STEP IN FRONT OF, tHE DRAMA, aND SAY THAT, i DO NOT BLAME, @CATIONICaGONIST FOR, hITTING ME IN THE FACE WITH, a SHOVEL, rENDERING MY FACE, sHOVEL SHAPED FOR, a BEAT, bEFORE i, fELL TO THE GROUND AND, rATTLED AROUND A BIT LIKE, i WAS MADE OF METAL, lIKE A SHOVEL BEFORE, mY ENTIRE BODY, pOPPED BACK INTO MY, rEGULAR SHAPE, sHE DID THIS WITH, gREAT HONOR AND BRAVERY AND, iN DOING SO, sAVED MY LIVE, sO, i SALUTE HER AND, hER WONDERFUL SERVICE AT, tHE MEDICULLER TENT WHICH, i HAVE BEEN SUCH A FREQUENT, vISITOR OF, aS OF LATE,
congrats eridan for savvin us from another disaster at #eridanwweek naturally the threat wwas comin from inside the hivve it wwas me i wwas the threat and that asshole shot me if someones lookin to lick my wwounds for me tomboys only hmu
~today my “beloved chef” horrifically butchered my meal for the last time. i vvanted calamari, he delivered the most grotesque imitation squid i have ever seen in my entire life. needless to say, he vvill be culled! anyone looking for a job? i’ve got a spot open :} #sad #hungry
[Sometimes i draw faces on paper and tape them to random places in my hive so i feel included in a group of people or wanted in a meaningful way but its just paper....#lonelyposting]

(( I don't want to fuel what is going on, but these random accusations from someone I don't even know is completely uncalled for. The evidence shown is from something Mindfang said IN CHARACTER THREE YEARS AGO. In character DOES NOT equal my OUT OF CHARACTER opinions. The context of that screenshot for those who have seen it is her talking about June's new name. Some information on my muse is that after she had gone through the grooming of Scratch she changed her name to Aranah. And there was a reoccurring theme where, whenever someone didn't like what she said, they would call her by Aranea, a name she no longer felt represented her and was associated with bad memories of her previous life where she had been groomed. So that message was her trying to point out that nobody seems to find an issue when they deadname her. The story that I wanted to tell was that anyone can change their name, trans, cis, people who went through abuse to help them find comfort in themselves and move onto the next chapter in their life. It's upsetting to see one message be twisted in the opposite message I wanted and then turned to attack who I am OOC. Mindfang was an alien, IC I wrote what she said in a more black and white way because she does not understand trans issues as an 18th century pirate. But she is not demeaning June's identity she was only pointing out the hypocrisy of muses who would deadname her. The other screenshot is of me and my friend's conversation being taken out of context. In the second screenshot I am having a conversation with my biologist trans friend. I honestly cannot tell you the context of where that conversation emerged from about chromosomes because it was 3 years ago, but it was never to attack trans women. I'm sorry that I had to bring this out right here, I'm shaking as I'm typing this because I would never want to exclude trans women or men, or anyone for that matter. I really just wanted to come here and roleplay with new people, from all different walks of life. It's upsetting to see so many people I enjoyed the writing of now block me because they were told in private messages out of context screenshots where I could not defend myself, or even explain the origins of them. And can people please stop turning this OOC issue into something your muse IC talks about. Please learn proper etiquette and how serious these allegations are. They are not a joke and I'm writing this in the midst of a panic attack. )) #ooc

Yep! Nothing out of the ordinary here! ereh fo twoem teg <33: Hm? No no I didn't hear anything! #aprilnormalday
#nsfw jerkin off my computer by pullin at its wires aggresisvely tryin 2 get it 2 work
i almost lost me peg leg. still on this fuckass island. i hate it herre

▲wonder if people have better things to do than randomly mediate chits of mine from hours ago▼ ▲like not even posts, 5th or 6th replies to stuff, go outside gog▼
Ok I finally freed myself from the sticky trap NO THANKS TO ANY OF YOU FUCKERS.
dont be a fool today and piss off any high bloods cause evveryone knowws that wwe arent allowwed to do any murderin on this SACRED fuckin holiday
wWw he doezzn't know anything about zzocial media dude and that'zz like hizz worzzt fear i believe wWw
wWw great you juzzt made my luzzuzz cry he can't fucking read he thought i'm getting drafted becauzze of my chittr pozztzz wWw
wWw what the fuck izz wrong with you wWw
wWw YOU SENT THAT TO MY LUSUS????? wWw

I have to win her back.
o- my creator is using one of my glasses lens to watch anime again ! :/ -o

AHGASLDHFKASDHF;ASDHFA;GVNEWANVIONFDSFLFD;SHAF

STOP PITYING MY FUCKING CHITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M NOT OWNED! I'M NOT OWNED!
(Betty Crocker Bowwl Appétit) (Uh) (That's wwhat I like) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
🎦 all our problemz seem so small from up here #bouncingonit #eridanweek #iwasinsidethecastlewhenitgotfilledwithhelium

im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass

an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
yall are just bunch of enablers @ my callout is 100% reasonable @ you just seem to fuck with this kind of behavior @ shame on you
why¶am¶i¶suddenly¶involved¶in¶moirailfuckery¶discourse

▲i mean i've always found it's way easier to pitchbait than red or pale flirt. maybe i'm just predisposed to making people hate me▼

growing up and getting yourself cornered into a doomed timeline and becoming a ghost bird and trying to kill an unkillable god and getting owned means finding out santa was made up bullshit for no reason

I am fine thank you for asking! Though recently there has been a darkness growing within me.
put my pumper out on the line today by approachin the finest midblood this side a the euphrates naturally i thought id easily be able to rizz this huzz into one a my quadrants but she screamed that her vvision stalks boiled out of her skull as the sight a my pitiful vvisage she and her cadre meandered off in my stunned silence but i guess do you guys think she wwas into me or
@ the last time i tried to order food i opened the portal to my home to a green stain on mine doorstep, as well as coating the paper bag. @
Don't forget to smile. I mean. Jeff the Kill someone. Fuck. #violence

^^ Sometimes I like going to some real isolated inland towns and idling around. The way the lowbies squirm is pretty cute. ^^
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lets try this one on for size is anybody pleased wwith me
once again trolls attempt to sneak into t+e caverns to steal yellow grubs it's disgusting +ow young some are willing to go to get a battery
Bi blike bit! Bthere bwould be bsome binks bto bwork bout, but bas ba boncept bi bupport bit! Bopahv bwould volunteer bfor bsuch ba bosition. Bi bont bthink bi’d bo bwell bin bthe bfleet, bbut bi blike btaking bcare bof beople! Bopahv blikes bold bsilent bfilms! Bespecially bmysteries! Banything bwith btoo bmay bexplosions bmakes bme bsick =m=
just dumped my 5th moirail this wipe it feels like nobody actually wants to take the time to help you better yourself
Breaking News: It Took This Paint Six Hours To Dry.

"= yes, but uh. aha. he was a very determined kismesis with a wide variety of things he was determined to get done, whether or not i was able to tell him. and other things. ="

"= he didn't do a good job. on account of his. violetbloodedness and soft hands. and not knowing how to metalwork. ="

"= ah, ouch---- i mean, oooone time i tried a more permanent horn band around the base on behalf of one of my, quadrants', ideas. he uh, gave me a mild burn by attempting to weld it onto the horn. kind of worked, but not long after i removed it with some careful powertoolage, thankfully i know how to use them :) ="

I MEAN, THINGS GOT BETTER AFTER I WAS TRANSFERRED TO A DIFFERENT REGIMENT. PREVIOUS DEPLOYMENT I WAS AT LASTED FOR 8 SWEEPS, GOT TREATED MORE LIKE A BARK-BEAST MUTT THAN A PERSON, SICCED ON FRONTLINES AND TOLD "GO KILL THEM RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY" SO, I'D SAY THAT ANYTHING IS AN IMPROVEMENT OVER THAT.

WELL, I'LL EXPLAIN IT ON HOW MY ALTERNIA IS LIKE. BASICALLY, MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE WAS SEEN AS A SORT OF MISTAKE BECAUSE THERE HAD NEVER BEEN ANY OTHER MALE FUCHSIAS BEFORE, THEY WANTED TO KILL ME BUT COULDN'T. SO, THEY TOSSED ME TO THE NAVY AS A WIGGLER. YOU HEARD IT RIGHT, YOUR SPEAKIN TO A WIGGLER SOLDIER, COURSE IM FULLY GROWN NOW. THE GOAL WAS IDEALLY THAT I'D DIE ON SOME FAR OFF PLANET AND BE FORGOTTEN ABOUT, BUT NOPE! I'M ALIVE, MANGLED, BUT ALIVE.

anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in

































