Cod I fucking HAT---E kelp wwith a passion. It's like the beach spends all its time layin in wwait to get TANGL-ED ON YOAR TIN---ES.
Kult: +39
Kull: +30
Total: 69
Ratio: 1.30
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Sicknasty Sunday Superfreak
Nobody knows how to bust it down quite like this Emperyean.
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HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT KEEPING A KELP-CUTTING KNIFE ON YOUR PERSON?
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I mean. Rippin it off ain't that hard wwith strength like ours. But it's about losin momentum, y'knoww? -Especially wwhile draggin a vveritable wwhale to feed my lusus.
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Sicknasty Sunday Superfreak
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YEAH, TRUE. IT DOES SUCK LOSING MOMENTUM, THANKFULLY, NAVY DESIGNERS ACCOUNTED FOR THAT, ADDED THESE SHARP EDGES ON OUR ARMOR TO CUT THROUGH KELP WHENEVER WE HAVE TO SWIM AND NOT GET DISTRACTED TEARING IT OFF OURSELVES DURING DEPLOYMENT.
Kult: +5
Total: 5