♠ hated by @ceremonialAlchemy

did anyone else think i looked really good in those post wwhippin photos

Good morning, all. Holy cow, my birthday is rapidly approaching. The date almost slipped my mind.
wWw if you hate my pozzt i will gently kizzzz you on the cheek to free you from all the hate in your zzoul wWw

#Nailedit.

whateva this guy said in dms someone screenshot it and post it

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME!
What do you MEAN you people are willingly dwelling in the sea? ▼
I ruined a bouncy castle. I would do it again.
I still feel I should red miles #eridanweek
~today my “beloved chef” horrifically butchered my meal for the last time. i vvanted calamari, he delivered the most grotesque imitation squid i have ever seen in my entire life. needless to say, he vvill be culled! anyone looking for a job? i’ve got a spot open :} #sad #hungry
Performing now #LIVE at #EridanWeek! Happy wriggling day to @karnalDetente and @karnalDetente#8255 respectfully! daleee
troll p1tbull 1s here...
wWw YOU SENT THAT TO MY LUSUS????? wWw
wWw what the fuck izz wrong with you wWw
wWw whatever i'm gonna have the time of my life you can keep making up zztuff about me i don't care wWw

^^ See, these are prime hours. Things are calm, things are slow, and people finally shut the hell up about that bozo with the scarf. ^^
wWw adrezzzzing the allegationzz from the callout pozzt made by @rebelIntelligence firzzt of all i admit that i have a great interezzt in warmbloodzz and their culture. i by no meanzz have a fetizzh and i'm not obzzezzzzed with them the fact that my all matezzpritzz happened to "lowblood" izz merely a coincidence and azz you can zzee i have highblooded friendzz and quadrantzz. i neved defended the clurch violent practicezz and i in fact have pozzted about it being unnacceptable. duvača did not include that in her callout zzimply becauzze it contradictzz her agenda. i'm zzorry to whoever got upzzet with my actionzz i promizze to be more rezzpectful and mindful in the future. i will do better now about me zzuppozzedly pailing with my moirail. that'zz juzzt not true i never had any fluzzhed feelingzz for her and i zzpend a lot of time w her only becauzze we've been friendzz zzince pupation probably. zzhe'zz my only friend who livezz near and i don't zzee a problem with hanging out with her zzo often. there'zz literally no evidence of me having anything that pale feelingzz for her and all my moirail advice pozztzz were juzzt a product of her azzking me to do thingzz i wazz not zzure were zzuitable for moirailzz. i never made out with her or do anything other than average moirail dutiezz. i never prioritized any of my quadrantzz and i have a perfectly fine relationzzhip with both my pale and fluzzhed partner. i don't even know why do i have to explain my relationzzhipzz to zztrangerzz online but that allegationzz have literally no proof whatzzoever hope that clearzz it out and again i'm zzorry if i accidentally hurt zzomeone with my actionzz that wazz never my intention and i hope you can forgive me #quadrantdrama #palerom #allegationzz wWw
wWw tl;dr i'm not a lowblood fetizzhizer and i didn't pail with my moirail thezze allegationzz lack any evidence to prove otherwizze wWw
wWw i might leave chittr for a bit until thizz matter izz rezzolved for my own mental health mootzz are welcome to text me on trollian i have the zzame uzzer @hopelezzzzRomantic wWw

NOT THE FREAKING POINT

Seadweller's trying to poach MY employee! Smh!!!!
wWw fuck it im logging off for the night wWw
wWw literally HOW did you get to that concluzzion. crucify me for being both azzzz matezzprit and moirail i guezzzz i dont fucking owe you an apology wWw
wWw THAT WASNT EVEN MY INTENTION i wazz azzking becauzze exactly becauzze i DIDNT wanna make out with her i wazznt zzure if that what moirailzz do and dont even bring my matezzprit into thizz he literally hazz nothing to do with it wWw
wWw i'm gonna need a moment to clear my head and adrezzzz the allegationzz becauzze i wazz caught in the middle of zzomething i only learned about the callout pozzt becauzze i got like twenty trollian notificationzz. but all of it izz zzimply not true wWw
wWw all of it izz taken out of context why would i EVER want to do zzomething like thizz with my moirail wWw
wWw IM NOT FLUSHED TOWARDS HER OH MY GOG SHES MY MOIRAIL wWw
Can I red miles the eridan week event
WHEN I RETURN TO ALTERNIA, THERE WON'T BE AN #ERIDANWEEK THERE WILL ONLY BE #EGGMANWEEK EVERY WEEK!!!

im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass
Where Is Eridan Getting All The Money For The Eridanweek Festivities From? Certainly Not Ticket Sales. #moneylaundering #liesoferidan
its not an issue so i fail to see your point
hi everybody I'm so glad to see you all here it's been sooooo long since I've spoken to an actual troll being! Tihs is the best day of my live Glub Glub! I'm royalty by the way so you should alllll worsihp me!

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CHITTR SHADY FACT #40 • “i think pitchbaiting is entertaining. i like to see other trolls get all riled up. it makes me laugh.”
could be that youd look better with your head off your body

^^ Doing what you want is the best fun of all! ^^

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gonna krill u lol









