Eridan Peixes
@ceremonialAlchemy
Heir apparent.
mY KULL SCORE IS, sO MUCH HIGHER THAN, mY KULT, dO PEOPLE, hATE ME, aHAHA,
If it's any assurance my kull score is wwavve higher than my kult score. And people don't hate me. Right?
i DID GET HURT, sORRY, i HIT MY HEAD AND, pASSED OUT AND NOW, i DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED, bUT i HAVE MANY NOTIFICATIONS,
i DON'T KNOW, bUT MY HEAD DOES NOT HURT, aLSO UMM IT WAS SOMEWHERE SOFT WHEN i WOKE UP, aNYWAYS,
this is somehow worse than the nuke
TAVROS 1S FUCK1NG DEAD
Money can't buy evverything. For example, it can't buy the preservvation of @gratuitousAnnuity 's artwwork. I should havve savved it wwhile I could. In a better wworld.
Art is fleeting, and something to cherish. Hopefully, opportunity to keep this art for yourself will return, so that you will be able to cherish it for many moons to come.
it is saved in my mind. ill never forget the divine tapestries decorating his workspace
↗️HER IMPERIAL MARKETS ARE ON THE RISE! UP +0.92%, I HAVE ATTACHED AN IMAGE FOR ALL OF THOSE CURIOUS ABOUT THE STATUS OF THE GROWL JONES.↗️ ↘️it is all coming up wrothe.↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f3cd22dca04a.jpg
This is the wworst day of all my swweeps. WWorse than getting #buriedinrubble yesterday.
You ASK-ED for it. It wwas thrust upon me wwithout preparation. Also, I wwas irradiated simultaneously. So there's that.
I will admit that Eridan week is showing some serious levels of resistance to outside interference. They got exploded and are still moving forward with the next night. That is... dedication?
I ink some guy wwants to 'red miles' us today. WWhatevver that means.
ii need you people twwo boo2t my kull 2core iit2 unbeliievvably loww.. ii need twwo beat out the davve human..
noo ii2n"t iit kult.. liike a really loww kult number..
sO, i WOULD HAVE, pREFERRED TO MAKE THIS INTO, a VIDEO, mAYBE WITH MY, uKULELE, bUT THE OIL, iRREPARABLY DAMAGED THE, cAMERA ON MY, pALMHUSK SO, tHIS WILL HAVE TO DO, uMM, wELL i PROMISED, mY FANS THAT, i WOULD NOT, gET INJURED, tONIGHT AT #eRIDANwEEK, aND, wOULD INDEED, bE IN THE #sPLASHzONE, sAFE AND SECURE WITH, mY GOGGLES AND, bULLETPROOF, vEST BUT, aS CIRCUMSTANCES, hAD IT, i DECIDED TO ARRIVE, rEALLY EARLY SO AS TO, gET A GOOD SEAT, tHOUGH i GUESS, mY TICKET PROMISED ME, a vip SEAT, sO, iN RETROSPECT THAT WAS, pOINTLESS, bUT, iT WAS SEVERAL HOURS, bEFORE EVERYTHING, aND NO ONE, wAS REALLY THERE, sO i DECIDED TO, eXPLORE A BIT LIKE, a BACKSTAGE TOUR, aND, aFTER, sCAMPERING UP THE RAFTERS LIKE A NUTSTEALERBEAST, i WAS LOOKING IN AWE AT, tHE VARIOUS VATS, aND BARRELS AND, iN MY EXCITEMENT, sLIPPED AND FELL, iNTO ONE, aND WAS, pRETTY BANGED UP BUT, i FELT FINE ENOUGH BUT, i COULDN'T GET OUT, oF THE VAT AND, nO ONE WAS AROUND TO HEAR MY SCREAMING AND, bY TIME ANYONE ELSE WAS, aROUND, mY VOICE WAS HOARSE, aND SO, tHEY COULD NOT HEAR ME AND THEN, tHEY STARTED POURING IN THE OIL, wHICH WAS, pRETTY HOT, aND, vERY DENSE, oR MAYBE, tHE OPPOSITE OF DENSE, wHICHEVER ONE MAKES IT, hARD, tO GET OUT OF, aND SO, wHILE MY GOGGLES, lUCKILY, pROTECTED MY EYES, tHOUGH, oIL STARTED LEAKING INTO THEM, aFTER, a FEW MINUTES, i WAS, sTUCK IN THERE FOR, sEVERAL HOURS, aND HAD TO WAIT FOR, tHE OIL TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO, tHE COMPETITORS AND, aUDIENCE, lUCKILY, tHE OIL SEEMED TO BE OF A SIMILAR, cOMPOSITION TO, sOPOR SLIME, sO i WAS FINE, bREATHING IT BUT, iT TASTED REALLY BAD, aND, KIND OF STAINED MY SKIN, a BIT, bUT ANYWAYS, i DID EVENTUALLY, mANAGE TO CLIMB OUT, bY, uSING HARDENED OIL DEPOSITS, oN THE SIDES AS, hANDHOLDS, bUT THEN, aFTER i DID GET TO THE TOP, i FELL, aND LANDED RIGHT, oN MY BUTT, hURTING MY, bUTTBONE, wHATEVER THAT ONE, iS CALLED, aND THEN, aFTER i GOT OUT, i SLIPPED A BIT, aND HIT MY HEAD ON A TABLE, bUT, oVERALL i WAS, pRETTY FINE, aND THEN, sOMEONE THREW A FOLDING CHAIR, wHICH HIT MY HEAD AND, cONCUSSED ME BADLY, sO i DID, eND UP GETTING HURT, dESPITE MY PROMISES, aND i AM SOMEONE WHO, lIKES TO TRY TO STAY TRUE, tO HIS PROMISES, sO, i AM VERY SORRY FOR, gETTING HIT IN THE FACE WITH, a CHAIR, aT #eRIDANwEEK, aND ALSO FOR, mISSING THE CHANCE TO TALK, tO ANYONE AT, tHE rUMBLE bUMPIN' uGLY pUMPKINS, eVENT, i AM, sORRY, aND i WILL, tRY TO DO BETTER IN, tHE FUTURE, tHANK YOU, #aPOLOGYvIDEO
y'know, 1n retrospect, maybe 1 should have gone back and tr1ed to maybe loot but... 1 dont need that rad1at1on dose no thanks
You made the right choice. I appear to be glowwing.
if @archivveAddict got injured or science forbid badly injured in that fuckin nuke i mighta actually flowwn off the deep end and made unchained eridan look like the wwoke highblood in my zealous fervvor for the extermination a dissidents #eridanwweek
WWe should just rename this to #rankmaidwweek to be honest.
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
Is it still on tomorroww? #trappedinrubbleateridanwweek