Eridan Peixes
@ceremonialAlchemy
Heir apparent.
FIRST ROYAL D-ECR-E-E OF )(-ER IN-EVITABL-E COMMUNION, -EMPR-ESS F-EF-ERI P-EIX-ES By t)(e aut)(ority of t)(e t)(rone and under t)(e endless gaze of Alternia’s sacred seas, I issue my first decree as -Empress. Let it be known across every )(ive, trenc)(, battles)(ip, and imperial corridor t)(at loyalty to t)(e crown is no longer to be measured solely t)(roug)( fear. Fear is easy. Any brute wit)( a weapon can inspire fear. I require devotion. From t)(is moment onward, all members of t)(e imperial court, military officials, and noble )(ouses seaking favor beneat)( t)(e t)(rone must present t)(emselves openly and swear personal allegiance before t)(e -Empress )(erself. No more )(idden knives be)(ind re)(earsed smiles. No more )(ollow obedience offered only out of survival. If you serve me, you will say so proudly. If you disobey me, you will fall in line. Furt)(ermore, t)(e needless execution of lowblood subjects for minor insolence, entertainment, or decorative punis)(ment is to be reduced under crown scrutiny. Cullings will remain a necessity of Alternian order, but wastefulness weakens t)(e empire. A living worker is often more useful t)(an a dead one staining palace tiles. Do not mistake mercy for softness. I did not ascend t)(is t)(rone by being weak. T)(e former -Empress rotted in silence w)(ile t)(e empire )(eld its breat)( around )(er sleeping corpse. I ended t)(at silence. I claimed t)(e future wit)( my own )(ands. Now Alternia belongs to a new tide. Serve well, and you may flouris)( beneat)( it. Resist, and t)(e sea will take you. 38D
VVery interestin stuff you got goin on. Anglin for inspiring fear in the highbloods? Or moby hope that they'll be able to get awway wwith their ship if they comply?
38) W)(y would I continue to isolate t)(e majority of my constituents over t)(e secret little )(ig)(blood clubs? Do you understand t)(at 43 out of 78 trolls are explicitly lowbloods? 23 out of 78 are midblood. T)(at leaves 12 out of 78 as )(ig)(blood wit)( a )(eavy leaning towards purple bloods!
No, I don't ink my tone came across properly. If anyfin I read this as an attempt to appeal to some of the fence-sittin highbloods. Curious on wwhy you used that strategy.
I just realized howw embarrassing my gripin about my fate and shit is gonna be if I wwin my duel.
COME FEED.
Maybe you can kelp me learn to deal wwith it seain as you havve so much experience yourshellf.
wWw not me but my moirail. though she'zz way tougher than you so i'm shore she'zz gonna make it. but i wish you luck nonethelezz wWw
I meant wwith embarrassing yourshellf but I feel sorta bad noww that you said that. Apologies for all that. Cheers.
wWw that'zz fine you can act like a dick towardzz me all you want i'm not gonna spread negativity wWw
1dk. 1ll f1gure someth1ng out later or whatever. my pan's throbb1ng l1ke a b1tch after deal1ng w1th that hyperv1rus or whatever. 1m just thankful that 1t d1dnt completely make the jump to fully organ1c hosts wh1le 1 was 1n the server guts ooz1ng w1th honey. 1 wouldve been fucked fr
1 am only go1ng to gesture to you to read the prev1ous ch1ts
You knoww wwhat? Tavv's a reel one. I ink my parasocial attachment to him wwas on the right track. But fuck.
Under t)(e nuisance guidance unrequested yet t)(oroug)(ly provided by like everyone w)(o messaged me, I did it. 38/ Youngest Alternian -Empress -Ever! Naut like a good leader needs experience or any anyfin. Or an understanding w)(olly of t)(e systems t)(ey intend to disrupt. Or anyt)(ing useful like t)(at! Ug)(. Gonna be pretty busy an -Empress. S)(orey if we were becoming fronds! 38) I will still c)(eck in.
↘️the surplus of fuchsias and prospective heirs/heiresses on this site have me concerned for the broader status of the growl jones in the future.↘️ ↗️BUT I AM GOING TO HEDGE MY BETS BY COVERING LITERALLY ALL OF MY BASES.↗️ ↘️and personally, financially advising and also serving each and every one of them.↘️ ↗️IN THE CASE THAT YOU ARE NOT ALL CULLED IMMEDIATELY AND REDUCED TO A VIBRANT SPLATTER ON YOUR HIVE SUPPORT STRUCTURES, AND YOU SOMEHOW ASCEND TO CLAIM THE THRONE↗️ ↘️which is unlikely but something i would nevertheless never admonish↘️ ↗️I WILL PROUDLY BE YOUR RIGHT PRONG MAN.↗️ ↘️your silly hopbeast.↘️ ↗️EVEN THOUGH THE SUPPLY AND ALSO DEMAND OF YOUR HATCHRATES ARE LOW.↗️ ↘️and could spell disaster for the sanctity of the imperial markets.↘️
I.... suppose I appreciate the...(distinct lack of) confidence you seam to havve in me/us.
↗️MY DETRACTORS ARE LITERALLY DOCTORING EVIDENCE TO MAKE ME APPEAR AS IF I AM SOME KIND OF REVOLTING OFFICEBEAST.↗️ ↘️and not just a highly dedicated and also devoted employee.↘️ ↗️PLEASE, TAKE THESE THINGS WITH A SECULAR GRAIN OF SODIUM GRIT.↗️
Illustrate for me the difference betwween an officebeast and a devvoted employee? The best employees are officebeasts, imo.
↘️an officebeast is an uncaged creature allowed to roam freeprong.↘️ ↗️A GAINFUL EMPLOYEE IS, LIKE.↗️ ↘️me.↘️
Surely there can be a tame officebeast most acclimated to the role? Perhaps this is something to aspire to.
WWhen I ascend the throne my first order of business wwill be making vvioletbloods do jobs they sea as beloww them in a righteous fury. WWhy the shell are wwe still putting olivvebloods in scuba divvin gear to clean underwwater infrastructure wwhen wwe can just get a seawweller to do it???
>> ho1y ડh¡t, you are ent¡re1y correct on that one
It's ridiculous the lengths they'll go to to avvoid havvin to clean somefin themselvves. Ungrateful and frankly useless sods, the lot of em.
>> aah, ¡ wou1dn't go that far, there are ડome v¡o1etડ ¡ am qu¡te fond of. ડome of them are ડweetheartડ rea11y We can a11 be n¡ce
You're right, and I don't mean to deride a wwhole caste. I wwas specifically referrin to the ones wwho wwon't lift a prong to shellp themselvves. Or anyone else.
uUUUUUUUGH i AM SUCH A JERK,
Howw in the wworld did YOU manage to be a jerk?
pESTERING A FRIEND, wHO IS UPSET ABOUT, a FAVOR THEY OWE ME,,,
You evver considered they might be the jerk for not followwin through? They owwe YOU.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHO'S ON IMPERIAL ALTERNIAN FLEET-SHIPS? WHO'S ON ALTERNIA? WHO'S ON BEFORUS? WHO'S ON EARTH-C? OR SOME OTHER THING? COMMENT PLEASE. NOT TRYNA INTERACTION BAIT JUST GENUINELY CURIOUS WHERE Y'ALL'S TIMELINES SPAT YOU OUT. :o)
Crazy controvversial I imagine, but I fully ink that vvioletbloods are generally more privvileged than fuchsiabloods.
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VVioletbloods ain't got shit in the wway of responsibility, wwith feww exceptions, honestly. The second you're hatched fuschia you're expected to be preparin to rule an intergalactic empire, BUT you're also expected to die. No one expects you to survvivve your duel. You're allowwed unfettered control ovver your generation of alternians to encourage complacency. It seems unthinkable that you could lose. Here on Alternia, you're on top of the fuckin wworld. In reality, you and the hundreds of your caste before you nevver got the chance to reach elevven swweeps. Regardless of the life they livved.
hone2tly II VVa2n't expected you to properly humor my reque2t 2o prop2 to you for that. from beIIn a former vIIolet, II'm catchIIn your drIIft an current an 2hIIt. vIIolet'2 the hIIghe2t you go VVIIthout any "real" re2pon2IIbIIlIIty out2IIde a beIIn a hot aIIr bloVVIIn VVa2te a oxygen polIItIIcIIan VVIIth a lIIcen2e to kIIll. no one que2tIIon2 you an no one expect2 you to do anythIIn, IIt'2 the hIIghe2t amount a freedom granted to an alternIIan lucky enough to have 2alty grape flavored 2VVIIll pu2hIIn through theIIr veIIn2. then lIIke you 2aIId, you get to fuch2IIa an a de2tIIny you never a2ked for II2 thru2t upon you the 2econd you hatch IIf you aIIn't been 2qua2hed a2 an egg fIIr2t, then you get to lIIve VVIIth a fun lIIl target on your lumbar column that 2ay2 "IIN2ERT TRIIDENT HERE" for the empre22 lIIke a 2hIItty VVIIgglIIng day celebratIIon attractIIon. you 2pend your VVhole lIIfe preppIIn for 2omethIIn you're expected to lo2e, an then VVhat? you dIIe? bIIg flIIppIIn VVhoop there. heard a my faIIr 2hare a fuch2IIa2 droppIIn completely off the grIId not even able to enjoy the freedom2 an rIIght2 granted by theIIr 2uppo2edly royal an all-poVVerful hue.
Cod I wwish it wwere as shrimple as dropping off the grid. I nevver heard of anyone that did that successfully, least as far as my timeline's concerned. I mean, Gl'bgolyb's got a psychic link wwith her charges, so it's relativvely simple to track dowwn a stray heir/ess.