Eridan Ampora
@caligulasAcropolis
better than you could evver hope to be
that feel wwhen you really hit it off wwith someone at a party but they dont respond back to you wwhen you try and reconnect the next day and proceed to leavve you on read for a wweek can anyone else relate #vvaguepost
wwell howw fuckin nice for you unchained wwhat kinda tawwdry nickname is that anywway yknoww wwhat im glad you cant relate i dont evven wwanna be associated wwith you evven by nature of shared experiences sharin a name wwith you is insult enough
wwoww wwhat an incredibly insightful and stunnin contribution to help wwith my vvery serious issue ill be sure to wwrite it dowwn see this is wwhy i keep my distance from you mustard blood cretins i havvent met a single one of you thats got an ounce of decency wwhatsoevver
an intro post wwell wwhat is there to knoww im a deadly and dowwnright ruthless nobleman of the high seas and if my status alone aint enough to inspire you into a appropriately servvile posture then i got plenty of firepowwer to make you reconsider i am the prince of hope and as such im the authority of all things hopeful so if you got any inquiries about that subject you can look no further landdwwellers dni unless wwe already knoww each other personally
god its so typical that the first person to reach out is another me got a wwhole social netwwork of trolls and here i am talkin to myself fuck im just fine but i sincerely hope youre not here to challenge me to that ridiculous wwar ivve been hearin so much about lately
no no not at all i wwas just scrollin my feed in betwween meetings wwhile enjoyin some scaldin leaf fluid and happened upon your finely composed treatise vvis a vvis the newwest eridans arrivval by all means if its your wwant to fence sit on this final blaze a glory betwween the vvarious jagged horned factions on here and wwait to be hunted dowwn like a barkbeast in the street by wwhomevver rises vvictorious thats your prerogativve i aint takin that from you i aint evven really sure on the logistics for this thing apparently unchained eri has been embroiled in conflict already but i aint evven left the office yet
psh just because i aint wwastin energy pickin fights doesnt mean im gonna be an idle bystander awwaitin my doom i havve no intention of bein hunted dowwn i wwill be fully armed and capable of defendin myself against any wwannabe ampora wwith a death wwish in fact wwaitin for them all to tire themselvves out fightin each other is then pickin them off one by one is a pretty vviable strategy so yeah your concern wwhile wwell meanin is nonetheless misplaced