♦ pitied by @gratuitousAnnuity
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
okay okay i'M up. can we NOT have something happen that ruins my night
Surely there has to be ſome ſort of cauſe too high to reach, mm?
I have not the slightest what this post is referring to~. But I support it~. Probably~.
For those engaging in #MatespritMonday : You do know that flaunting your quadrants makes you look pathetic? Insecure. Anyone with a truly stable relationship wouldn't need to be tossing it all over the timeline, desperately seeking approval from the gormless masses. What do you expect the rest of the website to say to you? "Oh congratulations! Oh haven't you done well!" Entirely self serving and attention seeking. If you have time to be posting such frivolities then you have time to actually be spending time with your loved ones? Or, Kheparia forbid, get a job and attend it.
just sitting here. beer #pouredout you'LL never guess where. #mycrotch. why haven'T you done it yet? are you not cool enough? to #pourabeeroutonyourcrotch for a #challenge?
Everyoone whoo is attracted too Wroothe Aiaray
1 th1nk th1s 1s the one t1me 1 agree w1th you other than the mayonana sandw1ch
I cann0t be held resp0nsible f0r anything i say 0r d0 24h after watching the secretary #nsfw
MMirthful MMotherfuckin MMessiahs what happened to MMe last light why did i wake up on the floor face first in a puddle of MMilk n MMy own blood n why is MMy pan swiMMMMin like this lorddd i need soMMe water
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/Ssk1g31j/Untitled362-20260604224230.png Sometimes this is how I feel. (I edited the cigarette into a bubble wand because I do not smoke.) ⧂
never underestimate phuntr fucking guynax ever again #PHUNTSWEEP #PHUNTWIN #TEAMCHUDELECTIONS #PHUNT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f59889065711.png
<-(((Outing report)))-> <-(((You hear things about brooding caverns but never quite believe them do you. You hear of the scale the twisting tunnels and the cold only fought back by the most industrially constructed heaters. And the smell ugh you can smell it on jades whenever they sneak out of the caverns for a little bit of fun despite all the cleaning and perfume they try and mask it with. This smell is present still in decommissioned or evacuated brooding caverns sweeps after grubcare ceased there)))-> <-(((You would think that this would mean that people would have enough sense not to hold get togethers within these spaces)))-> <-(((I fucking actually wish that was the case, frankly. The experience from top to bottom was about as bad as it got. The midblood at the door could not find my sign or name on the list which is strange because I am kind of a big deal forcing me to squeeze my beautiful blue body through one of the other "entrances" which left me a right huge mess. But a lady keeps a change on her doesn't she)))-> <-(((The decor was doing it's very best with what it little it could do with stalactites and the soft lighting setup held over from when this place had to worry about the brightly coloured anklebiter's sensitivity to light one could actually fucking see in)))-> <-(((The snack bar was shit as usual, with the ambient smell of freshly hatched cullbait clinging to the walls and floor hardly giving me enough of an apetite to partake in the usual finger food. They were serving century eggs if you can believe in a brooding cavern talk about tasteless)))-> <-(((Tripping became a near constant issue with the dark and uneven flooring and was not helped by the seadweller acclimatisation pool people were partying in, the one placed in the centre of the entire cavern so people could conveniently drag water out with them across the cavern's floor so no one would miss out on the experience of almost cracking their nug open. I am sure more than one person died to that L.O.L.)))-> <-(((Eventually I got kicked out for being the only person brave enough to bite their thumb at the organisers for running such a sorry show which goes to show just how thin some of these people's skins are that just one woman bitching just above a wisper was enough for security to wrestle me out and make an example out of me)))-> <-(((Final rating: 3/10. The music was ok)))->
Doon't clutter up yoour pretty head doonkeybooy ifykyk
-^My text to speech can work now so hello sorry abo∇t everything b∇t thank yo∇ g∇ys for helping like Lio Tag I mean Kenton Wrothe and that other g∇y the big one f∇ck what was his name I don't remember his name shit god dammit oh Code ∇h.^-
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
◌ "Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time." ⧂
◌ It's best not to acknowledge some things. ⧂
◌ The only things that stop me from going to a Casino these nights are the fact I know I will be there for two straight nights, and because the local Casino truly hates to see me walk through its doors. The blackjack attendant quivers in fear when he sees me walk toward the table because he knows he is going to have to stay late. ⧂
◌ "You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine." This one could be literal if I had less restraint. ⧂
wwbbuuhh,, , iimm uussiinngg mmyy lluunncchh bbrreeaakk, ttoo,,, mmaakkee tthhiiss aaccccoouubbtt.,,, , mmyy bboossss ssaaiidd,, ii sshhuuoolldd hhaavvee, mmoorr ee pprreesseennccee,,, oonnlliinnee, , ssoommeetthhiinngg aabboouutt,, rreepprreesseennttiinngg oouurr ggrroouupp,, , ppeerrhhaappss ii ccaann,,,,, ppoosstt, , ccoorrppoorraattee "MEMES" ,, oorr ssoommeetthhiinngg,, , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
Hoow are yoou noot fired yet man
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
D —> The STRONG have a duty to protect the weak D —> Our e%emplary b100d is d001y placed upon the top of this spectrum for this reason and this reason alone D —> Yes D —> Any of you who are too tender D —> Trembling and meek D —> Whimpering and fawning D —> From your place on the ground next to my impeccably shined laced faux leather strutpod coverings you 100k up to me D —> You 100k up a considerable amount btw due to my imposing yet sim001taneously comforting height you are also privately noting that the fit is so clean it is almost preposterous D —> And beg me to be your STRENGTH D —> Fret not D —> I will take care of you
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[HAHA A PLEA$URE TO DO BU$INE$$ YOU'RE A 9 ONE POINT MINU$ BE#AU$E I THINK YOU'RE A BIT TOO THIN FOR MY LIKING BUT I KNOW TROLL$ OUT THERE LIKE $KINNY GUY$ LIKE YOU, I LIKE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR GLA$$E$ AND YOUR VERY NOTI#EABLY #AREFULLY $WEEPED BY FINE LIGAMENT BU$INE$$ $UIT]
The tickling tendrils probe curiously for every nook and cranny they can find. It is beyond embarrassing. #nsfw
#MaybeYouShouldOfferAdviceOnHowToWriteOneInstead #MightLeadToMoreSuccessThan #Yknow #RaggingOnThem
Soometimes a guy can be a little ugly noot me thoough because i am perfect in every way
Really shoould have kissed Phuntr when i had the chance #phunt
==> @coronateCruelty )(as wired 501 caegars to @gratuitousAnnuity . every second you breat)(e, count every lucky star in t)(e sky you see. because someone muc)(, muc)( better at t)(ins t)(an you are just gave )(er life to fulfill t)(e terms of t)(e bounty i gave you. i dont know if its raw, s)(eer stupidity, or marvelous genius t)(at your personality alone encourages suc)( truly out of t)(is world be)(avior, but per)(aps i completely underestimated you. but ill be damned. ill miss t)(at little yellowblood.
evvery time i look at this pathetically cloyin piece straight from the mind a some mentally ill kitty kat shipper girl vvariant it feels like my pusher is bein rended by the vvery gaggle a thorns wwhat crowwned human jegus nugbone the vvertiginous load a bein lovved is so encumberin it momentarily disarms me paralyzes me soothes my brutish untrimmed thanatic drivve as im swwaddled in vvenusian sea foam from wwhat the goddess herself did rise in nacreous glory to be quadded is to be changed forevver https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/67671508e077.jpg
I don't know if torturing this llittlle weirdo is very radicall OR punk. 👎😎🤘
#NvmImOverItHesLiterallyStupid
◌ "Talent is nothing without dedication and discipline, and dedication and discipline is a talent in itself." ⧂
The peoople yearn foor #yaooi @gabardineCrescendoo. I want a rematch 8/ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/doownbad.png
Casper never coomes under my hoornypoosts despite me noot using his tag that is simply because he likes me moore than yoou all and knoows hoow too behave
if youd like to file a seperate bounty just for )(im, go for it. i bet we could negotiate somet)(in, you- snrk, FIN----E specimen of a warrior, )(a)(a)(. Don't let me down.
D --> The nice thing about my biceps is they are very versatile D --> One moment they are e%cellent, soft pillows for when I am holding my girls D --> The ne%t they are firm and STRONG, and if you wish to imagine glistening with a slight sheen of sweat, as I hammer metal into place
✧˗ˏˋGET ME OUT OF THIS BORING MEETING, its been 3 hours more like 3 SWEE𝐏S, I'm the guy that runs things in this place, I need to hire someone for this im going to start biting my nubs off!!! #HELLISREALANDITSA𝐏OWER𝐏OINTSLIDESHOWˎˊ˗✦
Chittr i'm oon meeting with Troollbama please help what the fuck is an Earth-C
◌ "The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." ⧂
◌ "Refuse to accept the belief that your professional relevance, career success or financial security turns on the next update on the latest technology. Sometimes it's good to put the paddle down and just let the single-seated floating apparatus glide." ⧂
...Quite. Anyway. Keep at it, Mr. Aiaray. I trust you can tame that beastly bulb.
You need to cut it in half and then flip it halfway through. This being said why are you reheating that in the office...? I simply must ask Jane to get you over here for a visit so you can eat *real* food.
Hey noow that i'm foorever stuck with a curse oof being Wroothe's doom i expect yoou too shoow me moore respect froom noow oon because i'm basically dooing goog's woork
Make me prooud stallioon
◌ Here I had hoped to see a dashboard that didn't fill me with every level of confusion and frustration possible. ⧂
50,000 wwinged beasts wwrithin in the eternal bleach wwhite gleamin radiance and wwrath from wwhich i draww my limitless powwer and they all submit to me as their sovvereign prince ok?
my thing is wwhy should you evven havve to apologize for if wwe are bein real here some vvery mild comments in acknowwledgement a the hemospectrum bunch a thin carapaced pupas on here i swwear
◌ That name and tag do not match. That being said, good on you for taking accountability for yourself, Wrothe. It shows that you are capable of listening, learning, and developing — the makings of a good worker and competent individual. ⧂
#YouKnow #ItsAStart #GoodOnYouWrothe
◌ Thank you Casper. Let me know what happens with whatever Wrothe is doing, will you? ⧂
✧˗ˏˋOh, so you save me caeger, I like that moxie, BLUE-BOY🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋSomeone, come pick this cigarette and smoke it infront of me, Ive become pissed off at the idea of this delicious little shit going unsmoked😒😒😒✦ I wont do it 🤢but Ill watch for a couple of bucks just to ease these nerves✦ I need another smoke✦ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋTook a smoke break amidst my creative juices flowing and saw a whole cig on the floor, who died to give that shit up, I'm half tempted to smoke the thing to honor the clearly dead prior owner✦ Not even stepped on✦ #Cinderellaˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋI know, starstruck, aren't you? 𝐏ut the socks I knocked back on, sport, I dont care much for slacking on the clock! #TIMEISMONEYˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋAs a businessman I RES𝐏ECT the low level cogs in my beautiful machine, the sweat of their brow greases the inner workings and keeps MY lights on! Now, once they can handle the spotlight maybe Id consider letting them climb the rung of "living dartboard" on MY business model, ITS A DOGGY DOG WORLD AND I GOT MANY LEASHES TO MANAGE ALREADY!!! #WearingTheBoss𝐏antsˎˊ˗✦
I'd post my daily beauty post, but I'll be reel baddies. I'm tired today. #beautiful #gorgeous #slayeveryday
I may be the .o°nly .o°ne b.o°ld en.o°ugh t.o° make the ckaim but. I think s.o°me .o°f y.o°u are jeal.o°us .o°f @gratuit.o°usAnnuity 's can-d.o° attitude and never say die mentality
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....ew. omg. why dont you pick your horns up + act like you were hatched better than this!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ now i just feel bad! + i literally wasnt even pitying you that much when you were live! i was honestlyyyy only glubbing about it.... }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ GET BETTER + SOON! }*____*{ YOU LITERALLLLY HAVE NO CHOICE, WORSTIE! }⟡____⟡{ }⟡____⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/J7PvGy1J/Untitled280-20260504002236.png My attire for tomorrow's gala. (((Ooc: Art by me 👌))) ⧂
>([w#en im #appy i say: bitc#es love t#e way i float] >([w#en im sad i say: t#is time im really boutta do it]
alrig)(t suckas take fuckin two of t)(is damn auction; t)(is time it's a fuckin form since i need to c)(ew your fuckin nutrients and feed t)(em to you t)(roug)( your damn C)(UT----E. form: )(ttps://forms.gle/DxVVGzgCmscvaVyQA context: )(ttps://c)(ittr.in/profile/coronateCruelty/2bc954fa-970d-43ff-b215-fc05c8f44c67 I WILL B-E R-EC)(ITTIN T)(IS FORM -EV-ERY DAY FOR A W-E-EK UNTIL CLOS-E, AND ANYT)(IN YOU WANNA SAY ABOUT T)(IS YOU SAY UND-ER #bountyauction ALL )(AIL T)(----E -------EMPIR------E ALL )(AIL YOUR ------EMPR-------ESS!!!
8-> I AM BEYOND PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE VERY FIRST BLOCKCHAIN INTEGRATED ENTRY IN THE ACCLAIMED COOKING MAMA SERIES. I HAD PERSONAL INPUT IN THE CYPHERCASH INTEGRATION OF THIS FANTASTIC GAME. DOWNLOAD IT DIGITALLY TONIGHT! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98d58bf6ca70.png
:o) As you can all see I have been graciously bestowed favor :o) By my wonderful Lord, Caliborn-sama :o) These are the boons you can hope and scrabble to achieve :o) If you dedicate yourself to the craft of being a bad as fuck dude with a badass back hand who says #swagever to the bullshit noise and is cold as hell and MOTHERFUCKING PIOUS.
◌ It's a pity, but at least I can stay at the office without any worry about my place in the competition. Frankly I couldn't see myself lasting another two rounds, if the challenges were to be as physical as they seemed like they were going to be. I only got through the first one because my teammate had the quick thinking to construct a fire, and because the show host herself seemed biased against the one of the opponent's creations. ⧂
◌ My head is killing me. There aren't prescription medications powerful enough on this planet to make this migraine go away, it seems. ⧂
uhhhh. g𖤉𖤉d f𖤉r y𖤉u, i think????
>([last wiceend i saw a restaurant in strong#old 21 t#at was advertising "girl dinner" for 35 loops t#ey didnt even say w#at was in it]
The ex-buoyfrond has been out of his dungeon for a ψeek, and he has been on good behavior; he's graduated from Grubmart cloψn to court jester.
Anyψave, I'm gorgeous, you're gorgeous. ψhat's the tea for the day, gills, gays, and theys, aside from that body, of course. #clockit #yourbodyistea #slayeveryday
- @gratuitousAnnuity Don't pity react to that.
Thank Gnome It's Friday.............
- Or what if sommeone ELSE sees and feels a different kind of pity 😂😂😂 - Truly I don't know if I was hatched to Handle the specific kind of pity fromm a flushedromm
I believe I have recovered from my...Episode. Thank you, everyone, for bearing with the silence. I'm on the mend, as it were.
Attention: I made a mistake in my bulge ratings! @gratuitousAnnuity moves up *one* spot. Hhh. Sorry. It was a mistake on my part! This has been peer reviewed by someone I trust very much! Hheh. Won't happen again! Spreadsheets are new to me... #nsfw #bulgeratings
((the art is so wonderful oh my goodness!! i love this fella
# Fanta$ti¢ job! I ¢an't $ay that I under$tand your ta$te$, but maybe it'$ too advan¢ed for me, ha! Either way, you're doing brilliant! Good lu¢k! I'm rooting for you, Mr. Aiaray! #
◌ “Persistence. Perfection. Patience. Power. Prioritize your passion. It keeps you sane.” ⧂
✐ᝰ Y..yum? ᝰᝰ
New Outfit #newoutfit Tonight #tonight. https://i.imgur.com/0gn7kfw.png
# Wow, look at you go! Good job! Be$t of lu¢k! #
A Virus? Grow Up. Rub Some Dirt In It And Move On. We Have An Empire To Run.............
♤ Good Man. I Like Your Points And Words. Keep Up The Good Work. ♤
[1001 KULT $#ORE HAHA THANK YOU PEOPLE THE 1604 PEOPLE WHO #ONTRIBUTED TO MY KULL $#ORE #AN GO DIE IN A DIT#H!!!!]
Hrngh.
Ah, as always you prove yourself to be my most loyal and verbose of underlings. Good man, Wrothe.
◌ As unprofessional as a sandals and overshirt combination is, it would save me from this fresh suffering. ⧂
◌ I am going for a walk on the beach before the sun rises. I... really should have brought something besides suits. My shoes are entirely full of sand. ⧂
Everyone, remember. I'm gorgeous. #beautiful #gorgeous #graceful #ψokeuplikethis
i had this dream that i wwas beatin my dad wwith a big ol bat and he wwas glubbin and neighin for help and maybe half wway through it has more to do wwith me killin him than it evver did protectin myself #lyrics
◌ 32. ⧂
◌ My Chittr is loading so slowly I can't access any of my notifications. I hope all 9 of them aren't important at all. ⧂
its junjou romantica if thats not it it also reminds me of sekaiichi hatsukoi: onodera ritsu no baai but it could be my bias is showing or may i have a taste
Hoold oon i might be interested in that
[THI$ LOOK$ FLAMING HOT I'LL TALK TO MY EMPLOYEE$ AND TRY TO FIND IT JU$T FOR YOU MR. AIARAY]
◌ Otherwise indisposed for the next several hours. Stay safe, all. ⧂
You all need this brain training game far more than I do. I sincerely think the reading level for this website might not exceed that of a wriggler in the cavern schools. I'll be surprised if anyone even manages to parse this for having words containing more than five letters.
General PSA, but it's typically considered best practice to read the listing of the job you're applying for. Your boss isn't going to comfort you if you show up to the studio thinking you're going to be on camera slathering up the actors in oil when you're actually just there to run coffee and fetch towels. Come on.
◌ "Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything." ⧂
THEY SAID I COuLD PROTOTYPE ANYTHING I WANTED. SO I TOOK THE REGISTERED GOD PARTICLE ON MY HIP. AND I CHuCKED THAT SHIT LIKE IT WAS A CABER TOSS FREELIFT IN THE uPPER WEIGHT CATEGORY. AND I LANDED THAT SHIT SMACK DAB IN THE 12 O' CLOCK POSITION. RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GOLDEN GLOWING BuTTHOLE OF AuRA ITSELF. NOW NO ONE WILL FuCK WITH ME. GuESS WHY. GuESS WHY. BECAuSE MY ANuS IS A DICK GuILLOTINE. I'VE GOT EVERY SHOOTER uNDER MY COMMAND. ALL THE GuNS ARE CALIBORN CALIBER. https://i.imgur.com/P3cC8YX.png
@tumblingTenet #nsfw #bulgerating Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically don't matter. For me, anyway. Strength: 6. Really strong! But not as powerful as other purplebloods. Pliability: 8. Really good! Length: 6. Throat tickler for sure... Girth: 4. Won't break your jaw. X-Factor: 10!!!!!! HIS BULGE HAS CHUCKLEVOODOO PSYCHOACTIVE NODES. LOWBLOODS. PSIONIC RECEPTIVELOWBLOODS. TRYCOMMUNICATING AGAINSTHISBULGE. YOU WON'T REGRET IT! Hhhh He is made to be a sensual #subjuboss in a society in which bulge-based exchanges are regular. He reads like one of @archiveAddict's fantasies. His taste is that of juniper berry mead and a light earthtone. His smell is probably the worst part of it? He radiates, like, a pungent smell. But that is likely just his chucklevoodoos interacting with my pan! But-- It's also similar to that of human musk! Hhh. Icouldntstoplookingat it. Palind Pinnip is ideal for anyone trying to delve into Meionics. Hhhhhh.
You Cannot Rely On Anyone To Walk With You Forever. Only Your Shadow Follows You From Hatching To Death.............
OMFG. Lik£, un*on talk.. Lik£, SCARY! ;[
◌ An immediate 10 reactions. Good dusk, Wrothe, Himero and Chchow. ⧂
◌ Hm. Let's hope that doesn't just make this place worse. #vagueposting and so on ⧂
I sneezed so hard my fins flared the fuck out. these motherfuckers big as shell! almost as big as my forehead.
# Oh, I ¢ould go for $ome of that right now! Ha, you're making me hungry! #
(V)(',,')(V) stop pitying that
(V)(',,')(V) ℧nrelated to everythign ever b℧t yealittles ok j℧hhhg
#nsfc #casperdontreadthis Some Of You Don't Love Nook As Much As You Love Bulge, And Yet The Bulge Needs To Unsheathe Somehow. Real " Throat Goats " Understand. #nsfw
◌ As if I needed more convincing to put my palmhusk away. Have fun with your postings, all. I leave you with this, for those who may feel insecure: "It's not the size of the dreamer, it's the size of the dream." #nsfw to be safe. ⧂
thus is the prince of hope enthroned crowwned not by gold but by the wwar song a fifty thousand wwrath-wweary angels wwhere he treads the darkness retreats before his light beautiful and terrible as the dawwn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5107e9ca5e88.png #fitcheck @gratuitousAnnuity @handMaid
◌ Not you, Wrothe. ⧂
◌ Malicious forces are at play in my life. ⧂
Lik£ WOAH. OMFG. lik£, Wroth£. Your£ lik£, a sparkling st£p in th£ lik£, ladd£r!!! ;,[ Iv£ lik£, always lik£, b££n lik£, wow.. wroth£ is lik£, so hard working what I wouldnt do to lik£, hav£ him r£plac£ lik£, all th£ t£rribl£ Cl£mti & co £mploy££s.. ;,[
◌ To that end: I have never been one to believe forgiveness is necessarily a given. There are those in your life who will harm you, and there are those who will treat you in such a way that it will alter the way you perceive the world for the rest of your time in it. Some say 'forgiveness is strength', to say that one is only strong when they are able to find the words to let wrongful actions slip from their mind. But I do not believe that. Forgiveness is earned. It is a gift that you grant, and there are some who will never deserve it. ⧂
Total Drama Island Is Another Glaring, Festering Wound On Our Society. Just One More Symptom Of The Sickness Bubbling Under Our Skin.............
◌ This post wasn't about you, Wrothe. It's alright. ⧂
◌ I try to see the best in everyone. I truly do. ⧂
Lik£, buddy.. AW. OMFG. ;,[ Its lik£, okay!!
◌ "As long as I live I will have control over my being." ⧂
[WHAT IF IN$TEAD OF REVIEWING BULGE$ PEOPLE REVIEWED THE #URRENT $TATE OF THEIR BANK A##OUNT!!!!!!]
◌ This is shameful. ⧂
◌ "What we can control is our performance and our execution, and that's what we're going to focus on." ⧂
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ - - I L IKKE YOU R WORK ENTHIC LMAOOO𖦏
ough sorry i havent been on tonight the muses were GUIdING me to Paint the messiah in all her TENdER mercy so i COULdNT stoP @gutsyGumshoe httPs://i.imgur.com/AfCc2cw.Png
◌ I have also been reprimanded by my competition for wearing a suit to the event. Unfortunately, I exclusively packed suits, so this is something we are all going to have to deal with. ⧂
The #totaldramaisland auditions are ROLLING IN. We are pleased to report a BUMPER CROP of eligible candidates. Please continue to post your submissions and to tag myself and @starPower. ... I WISH you could read what I'm reading. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e01183f9898c.png
◌ I will be retreating away from the campfire and to my temporary hive to set up the space, so I can consider this first night of competition a resounding success. Thank you to all who supported me on here. I hope to continue to let that support be justified in the future. ⧂
◌ Reading chits that are intended to be vague when you have explicit knowledge that tells you exactly what they're talking about... is very amusing. ⧂
Lik£, OMG. YAY!!<3 Lik£, thank you lik£, so much!!! ;P
# Go ea$y on him! $ometime$ a fella'$ ju$t gotta eat! #
◌ I'm going to disregard that follow. ⧂
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◌ Ah, it seems #matespritisland is starting soon. Wish the other contestants and I luck. ⧂
So You Say. I Will Put This One On The List Nonetheless.............
your noble boots squeak of the finest musclebeast leather as you step out and kick em my wway after spendin the wwhole day wwadin through god knowws wwhat slayin any peon wwho looks at your sidewways swweatin the wwhole wway the aroma makes me faint wwith a.thrasher #nsfwwe #nsfww #bootstinklovversunite
Back In My Nights, Trolls Had Class. Culture. We Were Not Crude Animals Mindlessly Thrusting Into The Air As A Kind Of Mating Dance On The Internet. Oh, How Our People Have Fallen............. #nsfw.............
◌ That being said. I appreciate his support as much as I appreciate the support of any other. "A tower is only as strong as the foundation that supports it." ⧂
>> he ¡ડ pretty great, ¡ agree
# Ha, yeah! I'm rooting for him over here too! #
◌ Sometimes I worry about him. #vagueposting ⧂
◌ Tonight will be the first night of Matesprit Island. Wish me luck everyone, I hope to have the support of at least some of you. ⧂
38) Buoy, you will be so reefwarded!
FIRST ROYAL D-ECR-E-E OF )(-ER IN-EVITABL-E COMMUNION, -EMPR-ESS F-EF-ERI P-EIX-ES By t)(e aut)(ority of t)(e t)(rone and under t)(e endless gaze of Alternia’s sacred seas, I issue my first decree as -Empress. Let it be known across every )(ive, trenc)(, battles)(ip, and imperial corridor t)(at loyalty to t)(e crown is no longer to be measured solely t)(roug)( fear. Fear is easy. Any brute wit)( a weapon can inspire fear. I require devotion. From t)(is moment onward, all members of t)(e imperial court, military officials, and noble )(ouses seaking favor beneat)( t)(e t)(rone must present t)(emselves openly and swear personal allegiance before t)(e -Empress )(erself. No more )(idden knives be)(ind re)(earsed smiles. No more )(ollow obedience offered only out of survival. If you serve me, you will say so proudly. If you disobey me, you will fall in line. Furt)(ermore, t)(e needless execution of lowblood subjects for minor insolence, entertainment, or decorative punis)(ment is to be reduced under crown scrutiny. Cullings will remain a necessity of Alternian order, but wastefulness weakens t)(e empire. A living worker is often more useful t)(an a dead one staining palace tiles. Do not mistake mercy for softness. I did not ascend t)(is t)(rone by being weak. T)(e former -Empress rotted in silence w)(ile t)(e empire )(eld its breat)( around )(er sleeping corpse. I ended t)(at silence. I claimed t)(e future wit)( my own )(ands. Now Alternia belongs to a new tide. Serve well, and you may flouris)( beneat)( it. Resist, and t)(e sea will take you. 38D
# Well if that doe$n't boo$t my ¢onfiden¢e, I don't know what will! Thank you, Mr. Aiaray! I think I'll give it a try, then! #
# U$ually I $have off any $tray ¢hin hair$ in the intere$t of looking ¢lean and well-kept, but I might ju$t let the $tubble $tay thi$ time! Who know$, maybe I'll end up with a full beard! Wonder how that'll look! #
# Loving all the tran$ pride I'm $eeing! Here at Haliot ¢o., we $upport tran$ right$, tran$ wrong$, and everything in between! Our ¢EO i$ even tran$, ha! Wink wink nudge nudge et¢etera! #
gUeSs yOu gOnNa hAvE To mIlK A LoT MoRe oUt oF Me lIkE It's tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG NeW FlAvOr oF CoFfEe mAtE In tHe cUbIcLe. ThIs sHiT Is lIkE A CoLoRfUl bOtTlE ThAt gOeS So hArD It mAkEs yOuR GaNdEr bUlBs bLeEd. ShIt sAyS "mOtHeR FuCkInG CrAcK" oN ThE FrOnT Of tHe bOtTlE ThE WaY YoU Be nUrSiNg fRoM ThIs lId bRoThEr.
yOu tRyInG To sAy yOu bEnEaTh mE? lIkE UnDeR My hEeL AnD LoOkInG Up aT Me sCrAbBlInG LiKe a lItTlE BuG At mY MoThEr fUcKiNg lOcOmOtIoN StAlKs? SoRrY. mAyBe i sHoUlD ReEl tHiS BaCk iN BeFoRe yOu kEeP PuLlInG It oUt aNd iT BeCoMeS An eNdLeSs sTrInG Of cOlOrFuL AsS ScArVeS. yOu'rE WeLcOmE.
mY MoThEr fUcKiNg dIsGuStInG BrOtHeR. dId yOu jUsT TeLl mE ThAt hEaRiNg aBoUt mE GeTtInG PlAy wItH ThE #1 cOrPoRaTe bAdDiE Of tHiS EnTiRe gAlAxY MaDe yOuR PaLmS FuCkInG BeLcH SwEaT AnD YoUr kNeEs kNoCk tOgEtHeR LiKe mArAcAs? YoU FuNnY. i lIkE YoU.
◌ “Identity cannot be found or fabricated but emerges from within when one has the courage to let go." #Transrights. ⧂
giovanni battista salvi da sassoferrato madonna and child c. 1650 oil on canvas https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e10c74b970d.png
enough rumblesphere chits lets get some aura farmin on the tl ill start https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6bc6768f0a4.png
◌ This is a trend I can neither participate in nor watch. However, I will leave you all with another quote for the road: "The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow." ⧂
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
https://i.postimg.cc/4ysccW3s/image-²0²6-04-²5-²¹5¹3950¹.png It may not be the purpose of this trend, but in support of it and as a callback to my own personal growth from the beginning of my training journey it feels right to re-post my post-training progress photo from all that time ago.¹ Much has happened since then, and I still have yet to find myself in a ring of any sort, but I continue my training to this night in the event I do. ¹ #nsfw to be safe. #progress #training ((ooc: art is mine!))
𖦤 Permit / me / this / one / moment / of / vanity I'm / repostin' / my / tits / #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/baca1a5a10c3.png :||
◌ That sounds nice. Skeptical about the Real Hivematesprits part, but open to it. ⧂
◌ I think you are a kind individual. ⧂
◌ “A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.” ⧂
# I appre¢iate you $aying that, Mr. Aiaray! Ooh, he would ju$t hate to $ee it! Almo$t wi$h he ¢ould $o I ¢ould rub it in hi$ fa¢e, ha! #
@ole nderSupernov https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e54e88fb1df.png
# Here'$ the mafia man I know! Real pie¢e of work! Haven't $eem him in a little, whi¢h i$ probably for the be$t! Between you and me, I think he wa$ a little <3< for me if ya know what I mean! Wonder how he'$ doing! # http$://media.di$¢ordapp.net/atta¢hment$/1024198171074777170/1497737972169310329/Untitled8_20260425191551.png?ex=69ee9¢af&i$=69ed4b2f&hm=0836324eaa1145d73a39b3e52beadb45b545¢573272e138711d5fa89a5d1b8e5&=&format=webp&quality=lo$$le$$&width=473&height=534 #
@gratuitousAnnuity sorry for the ping, and sorry if I got some details wrong!! I like your guy!! Little doodle ദ്ദി also sorry for not just dming it but apparently images do not embed in dms whoops https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024198171074777170/1497720609424150548/IMG_6402.png?ex=69ee8c83&is=69ed3b03&hm=4caba3c0d3979ff46d38895db3258ce0bfaccae2497cdb623f212a66b6d8fc1b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=495&height=505
◌ I am finally free from that meeting. I may never return to the office again. ⧂
Thinking of becoming ★ tyr★nt. Might be the move.
◌ I think it is always important to highlight the heroes of a community. While I may not understand what most of it means, @adiosToreador has claimed herself to be the former leader of a ghost army that defeated (who I understand) was a very evil and powerful foe, and for some reason has not been recognized for this feat. I think we should in all be in agreement she deserves a round of applause and our respect for that. ⧂
@gratuitousAnnuity The quirk is fine. It's the things you say that turn my stomach.
# Ha, look at that! He'$ your $pitting image! #
# If I were a le$$er man, my arm$ might be $ore from all that fi$hing ye$ternight! But $eeing a$ I'm a profe$$ional, my arm$ are fine, and I will be returning to bu$ine$$ a$ u$ual at Haliot ¢o.! Have a produ¢tive night, everyone! #
Obviously we're workshopping a #SignatureScent for @caligulasAquarium. I believe we're nearing the final result. Give him a sniff if you ever have the chance. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2563b639e71b.png
(V)(',,')(V) who daf℧q pitying my selfies
◌ Alright, that's enough from me. Have fun with the rest. ⧂
Yuh. Literally an empress, so I'm literally so busy. Still #beautiful #slayingeveryday #gorgeous
Sorry, I've not been posting, babes, I'm being a boss beach! #politics #finances #bossbitch
its my desk i got the right to photograph tasteful thirst traps on it if youll permit me nothin else givve me that your highness
wwhen youre right youre right
lowwkey you are cooked sol
youre goin to do wwhat
and wwho asked you nekotron go back to runnin ovver pitisome orphans or wwhatevver it is you do for fun
wwell yeah obvviously
wwhoa wwait hold on i thought wwe wwere havvin a powwerscalin discussion
one must be audacious in matters such as these strider and quite bloody frankly your hesitance in recognizing the the true hierarchy betwween us three men for fear of harmin the unready tells me the days a #dirkerijake are nearin their end and a resplendent epoch of golden beauty is approachin fast on the horizon wwith i as its harbinger hail to the millennial reign of #eridirkjake
vvery wwell ill throww my hat in the ring it aint #dirkjake nor is it #jakedirk its actually #dirkerijake for noww
finally #TGIFF
perhaps if you evver learned wwhat it is to feel passion for somethin youd followw my example
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reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
im countin on that wwrothe
and the kull comes rollin in
# I'm tru$ting you on thi$ one, Mr. Aiaray! Let'$ hope for both our $ake$ that you're right! #
# Intere$ting! Thank$ for the tip! #
◌ "There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul." ⧂
# It ¢ertainly i$ refre$hing to $ee a bun¢h of re$pe¢table bu$ine$$ afi¢ionado$ on here, you've got that right! #
◌ I love how many trolls in business are on here. It's invaluable to have a resource where you can keep tabs on those in the field. ⧂
◌ We love to see it! I don't know who you are, but I trust your word that you are respected in the science and business worlds. Never let an unnecessary dim keep you from making motions. ⧂
It seems the photorturegrapher decided to go with a candid, rather than any of the photos I actually posed for. #Business #Fashion #WomenInSTEM #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit #NoFilter https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png - MC Oleana
the business and financial troll chittr community subplot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4421717b80e8.gif (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, performance review week, the numbers are going up, #yaoicoin, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
◌ Before I turned it into a company, I got my start tinkering in my hivedwell. The first thing I ever made commercially was a portable spinning blade device used to cool yourself off in the heat. I found out shortly after that those already existed when I was served legal papers, but it was a good learning experience. ⧂
Wrothe Gets A Promotion
◌ I need a drink. #substance ⧂
◌ Fishing friday was a resounding success, and I am now returning to my hive to make a meal of my catch. Thank you to Wrothe for joining me in the outing even if he kept posting chits and making weird faces the entire time. ⧂
⚇ then keep your eyes open, wrothe aiaray. ⚇ keep your ears pricked. ⚇ keep looking behind you. ⚇ because one day i'll find you ⚇ and then you'll be clown food. ⚇
you know what? due to this chitt i have BEGUN to buy the company's products. gll man
◌ I have never been more uncomfortable in the entire 20 sweeps I have been alive. ⧂
# Hey, great job! Ya got $omething! It'$ a $tart! Keep up the good work! #
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! fuck yeah man you did it 🔥
◌ I allowed him to hold my FISHING rod while I wrangled a large fish. I want that clarification out there. ⧂
# In honor of #fi$hingfriday, I've given my employee$ the day off! Helehn and I are going to go fi$hing! Good lu¢k to everyone el$e out there ¢a$ting their rod$ a$ well! Reel them in, ¢hamp$! #
◌ So far so good. I have yet to catch a fish, but being outdoors is nice. Wrothe is mostly behaving himself, even though I keep seeing him pick up his device and go on Chittr. ⧂
# Woah, fi$hing Friday already? Have a bla$t out there! #
◌ I am bringing Wrothe fishing under the condition that he does not make any chits like that while we are out. Please wish him luck as I know this will be very difficult for him. ⧂
# I don't plan to bite the ¢urb anytime $oon! Good lu¢k with the re$t of the fu¢h$ia$! Don't get your$elf hurt! #
◌ I am celebrating #fiscalfriday by ensuring the finances of my company are in order after my temporary break. ⧂
◌ Then I will most likely celebrate #fishingfriday ⧂
eridan evverydays
You had me worried for the last bastion of the white collar working class, for a moment. Never do it again. - MC Oleana
YOU are possibly worth scraping the bottom of my shoes with your miserable lunch-stained mouth.
Ok. I can tell I am stomping the gas pedal on the general populace with undeserved vigor. We're #niceposting now. React and I will say something nice to you.
fuck it leavvin the office early i need to be out there wwith rod in prong and salty spray in my hair its #fishingfriday
the stygian suitors havve come clamberin after me in drovves evver since i got ritual executed that one time i almost dont knoww wwhat to do wwith all this boilin hot scorn pourin ovver my head but thankfully the propensity for hate wwithin me is near boundless so let the haters come i say may they all be swwept into the tenebrous maelstrom that rages wwithin my aquatic pusher just not durin office hours
Not many things get a belly laugh from me but that last one did.
In honor of #fishingfriday, I'd like to commemorate the most DESIRABLE CATCHES the parasocial users of this platform are endlessly baiting their hooks over. Beware: - The REASSURANCE REAPER. Most commonly downplaying their own social prowess (although at this point I think you people might be grading yourselves quite fairly). - The SYMPATHY SIFTER. Did you purchase yourself a coffee this morning? Good for you. They've never tried it. The purpleblood that keeps them locked in their basement makes them lick dirty puddle water from the dripping rusty pipes. They will make this your problem. - The SEXUAL ATTENTION SCAVENGER. No description for this one. I didn't say his name, but he popped up in your mind, didn't he?
♤ Alright I'm Back. My Council Did Nothing But Laugh At Me The Whole Time ♤
I.... suppose I appreciate the...(distinct lack of) confidence you seam to havve in me/us.
It would be unbecoming of me, and certainly tyrannical, to go back on the law of #CasualFridays, as his humble scheduellist. But just for you, I will make sure it is tightened eXtra snug, come Monday morning. - MC Oleana
♤ Is It Common For My Side Of The Caste Spectrum To Find A Fascination With The Lower End? Seems Odd. ♤
It's #CasualFriday, you know what that means. I have mercifully allowed Chairmancer Rouzze to loosen the knot of his signature Eldredge Knot Tie. #TGIF https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/56d2e9571f5c.jpg - MC Oleana
◌ "You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.” ⧂
◌ “Leaders never use the word failure. They look upon setbacks as learning experiences.” ⧂
◌ Whatever you say, Wrothe. ⧂
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! i do kind of hate navigating character evidence objections from any direction. but like im not going to object on hearsay grounds to shit my client said no matter how much i prefer arguing that because any moron could tell you that statements made by a party opponent (i.e. the plaintiff, when exhibits are being entered by the defense counsel) are admissible under 801(d)(2) #law
When there is only one path in front of you, it is only logical to follow.
# Vi$iting Helehn'$ hive and wow, I haven't had to du¢k through a doorway in a little while between my hive and the Haliot ¢o. building! I almo$t forget how $hort other troll$ are, ha! And an a$ide note, at Haliot ¢o. we have door$ that $uit the need$ of troll$ up to 12 $¢uttle pod$ tall! A¢¢ommodating for every employee (up to 12 $¢uttle pod$ tall!) #
◌ "Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough." ⧂
◌ "Good, better, best. Never let it rest. 'Til your good is better and your better is best." ⧂
# Oh, he doe$! It'$ ju$t not an overtly publi¢ affair! A$ked if I wa$ intere$ted in hiring the other night, and he'$ damn good with number$! It'$ a good arrangement we've got going! #
# Here at Haliot ¢o., we value ea¢h and every one of our hardworking employee$! Worm$ i$n't a term I would u$e to de$¢ribe any of them! #
y is everyone beung so mean to that up and down business guy :(
Dude fuck yeah noow we're talking
Ooh this is great ooh fuck it slaps
Sign this, sign that. How about you sign some goddamn paperwork for once.
◌ Every time I slip off the hook, you reel me back in. ⧂
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Filled with Impermanence!
We do not have a parasocial relationship. You are my valued constituent. I care about you.
I HAVE TOO MuCH MONEY. I HAVE BEEN GETTING TOO MuCH MONEY. HOLLOW OuT A BITCH’S SKuLL BY THE CALIBER. CALL THAT AN ASSET LIQuIDATION. RIP HER HEART OuT HER CHEST AND CRuSH THAT SHIT WHILE IT’S STILL BEATING. CALL THAT ASSET FORFEITuRE. POP SOME SMOKE IN A DuMB PuPPET’S DOME CALL THAN AN ADVANCE ON INHERITANCE. FuCK WITH ME. #GORE #IF-YOu-ARE-A-PuSSY
Good. A man is only as powerful as the fuel he puts in his body. If you eat slop, you *are* slop.
I truly need to introduce you to the joys of a monte cristo. Its like a sandwich but actually worth preparing.
thank you wrothe. this is nice
◌ I've retrieved my palmhusk after swearaing to take it way for the night. I don't know who Trollbama is but I mourn for the loss of a powerful figure wh was clearly well rspectd by all I'm being reminded to put my palmhusk away again ⧂
@freakNasty We have our first fanmail submission. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/738eef8934d7.gif
◌ I might be out of motivational quotes for the night. ⧂
◌ I know, Wrothe. I'll be alright. ⧂
◌ All of that aside, being on an island for once is nice. It is very warm and it's a relief to get to stretch my arms out for once. ⧂
wait that SOUNdS really nice what's the Problem
1 cant fuck1ng bel1eve 1t oh my god. oh my god. ok 1 m1ght actually throw up
◌ Four trolls vouch for Chchow Crunch, so I feel confident in thanking her for the follow. ⧂
†) YE BOO7LICK GUID. CARRY ON, CRYP7OBOY. (†
# Yee$h, good lu¢k with that one! #
◌ I do. Thank you for the show of support. I can tell you're someone who understands what it means to sit at the top. ⧂
Heterosexual this and homosexual that. Where in blue blazes are my metrosexual scumbags in their skinny scarves and deep V-neck shirts??? Am I suddenly describing an endangered species? A relic lost to time? No one remembers 2011???
(°. i'm p𖦹werless against my 𖦹verl𖦹rds .°)
fuck1ng what the hell 1s wrong w1th you @gratu1tousAnnu1ty https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/wrothe%20on%20f1re.g1f
sorry, allow me to attempt that oNe agaiN. you are correct, of course, aNd i thiNk you are very brave to be chittiNg like this.
Girls' night is going swimmingly, for those of you curious. <:|
probablly. im still waiting for it to finally happen.
I can't let her know I'm like this. I can't let her know I'm like this. I can't let any of them know I'm like this. I can't show weakness. I can't. I need to be Strong. For the Team.
I'm sorry, Wrothe! I'm under a Lot Of Pressure Right Now! I don't mean to Undermine you, but I Just Don't Think someone like you understands the Pressure us CEOs feel at the Top!
# A new $uit i$ alway$ ni¢e! Happy for ya, big guy! I'm $ure you look great! #
concept: your boss leaning over you and looking over the report in front of you their breath warm over your shoulder reaching around you to flip through the pages and completely pinning you in from their position looming above murmuring words of encouragement only for you to hear as they verify what youve offered you tense up more and more with each new page they turn knowing its your hard work theyre praising your legs crossed tightly beneath your desk "good" "thats it" "just like that" "thats so good, y/n" "good" (tags: Reader/Boss, office place, #rankworks, #nsfw, reportplay, workplay, power imbalance, praise kink, caste difference just in case, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
# Hey, maybe it'$ not too late! They might $till ¢ome around! #
# Two fine bu$ine$$troll$ talking about bu$ine$$ thing$! ¢la$$y and ¢ordial, the whole $¢hebang! #
# Aw, don't let that get ya down! They probably wouldn't know a good bu$ine$$ ¢ard if it $lipped into their $hirt po¢ket! There'$ a rea$on they don't have the experien¢e you do! #
I know. Good man.
Disagree thoroughly with the budding sentiment that boys should not be fighting over you and rather should simply begin tonguing EACH OTHER. Whoever decided THAT was the move? I demand you resume the scuffle at once. Tear him to shreds! Your status in my periphery depends on it!!!
bbwws big bawwdy wwealthy wwomen
@caligulasAquarium returned from his shindig shortly after I returned home from my own trip, and we spent some time at the house just catching up on all the latest developments. Had dinner, et cetera. Which quickly devolved into watching CMV (Creator Music Videos) edits online. Now, *I* thought he was going to despise the myriad of Eridan edits compiled to the tune of "DON'T MESS WITH ME" by Temposhark (because they make ME guffaw like a starving mule; I find them absurd), but to my surprise he actually quite enjoyed them!! :| It THEN became my intention to find one that eclipsed his need for public attention into full-blown mortification. And I did, sure as sugar cubes. "KISS WITH A FIST" by Florence + the Machine. #erisol. I suspect each of the Creators has a most AND least favorite song to which their worshippers compile their lives into pithy shortform content. It has become my mission to find those songs.
WHO IN THE COCKFUCKING BLAZES IS CALLING ME THE MEG GRIFFIN OF THE ALPHA KIDS THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
Good morning, Chittrlings. (Fantastic term recommended to me by @ectoBiologist#9531 btw. Not only is it cut directly from the theming of the platform, it works because you all go on for miles and are ceaselessly full of shit!)
evveryones got to be an intern sometime lets see your hustle and then perhaps the day wwill come upon us that reimbursement can be discussed
✨🍭🕷️ @gratuitousAnnuity 🕷️🍭✨
Right. Ok. Yes, right there on the tin. I don't know what I expected. Secondary inquiry. If you're evil, why are you even concerned with the confusion of the masses as to your intentions?
Thank you! Why are you evil. I meant to inquire earlier.
Based on what.
Unreal Heiress, play XS by Rina Sawayama.
The "Rice Purity Test?" ... Could you not simply wash your grains of their imperfections prior to cooking? Some of you CLEARLY don't own the Betty Crocker Rinse & Ready Rice Separator. Three easy payments of $19.99. Shipping and handling included to most Kingdoms.
Nevermind. I should have known Rice Purity was going to be something filthy if I heard about it in this godforsaken cesspool. I'll make an attempt.
Oh, right. Rice Purity Score. I got a 36. I assume that's middling for an adult. #nsfw?
Like this chit and I'll artificially extend the lifespan or whatever grumpy cat cultural equivalent or shiba inu in a pair of glasses goes most viral on the internet this month. You want Lusus Moo Deng to live forever? Show me how badly.
First off: oh boy, what a fearful concept. :B Secondly: you DO recall that we can fly, don't you?
Pranks are A-OK on my seaward vessel, pally.
Do you realize how badly you must flub a social interaction to make ME the wokeJane. Genuine congratulations to that hot mess as she plummets from the rankings.
Jake is inebriated enough to tell me he Facetunes every one of his social media selfies and I am downright schnookered enough to tell you about it. I asked him what he adjusts and he said his jawline. That may have been TRUTH SERUM back at the swim-up bar. Then again, all poisons have their fatal dose. #substances
Another dinner complete. Guess whose dessert was whose. #alphakidtrip #birthdayyacht #NORMALyacht #plumbplatonic #chastityboat #food #dessert #substances #blessed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0e43be4a8d6.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cbd9f27b7b7.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c24b3373bc46.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/369b8bce3231.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27554b09e4d6.jpeg
Nothing QUITE like a group massage to round off seven solid days of professional decompression (there's a portmanteau to be had there but who could give a hoot about that right now). Guess who started sawing logs ten minutes into the rub. #jakesnoreglish I must give my companions their propers on how SEAMLESSLY we have socially integrated across this week of leisure. You may be wondering how that is even worth mentioning, given we are all adults who have been friends for over a decade who made the arrangements to venture out on vacation entirely of their own free will. To that I say: show me YOUR perfectly functional friend group. :| Trust me on this if you trust me on anything. For the Alpha Kids, one week of direct association without ANY strife is an accomplishment.
Oh, right. John came, too. For the final night. #AlphaKids #AndJohnToo #IGuess
No need to fret. I trust you kept a steady hand on the wheel in my absence.
Home at last- and with one more day to decompress before the turn of the work week! ... Ah, yes. 6,338 emails. That sounds about right. Unreal Heiress, initiate the inbox catch-up doomscroll.
I opened my phone straightaway to share with you some of the select moments of our great adventure. HOW is it possible that the ONLY photograph taken of the yacht is one I had to source off JAKE'S PHONE from the group chat. This is dog-piddle, bottom of the barrel capture work. That boy's phone is simply so shattered that I suspect he gives himself another earring every time he takes a call off speaker. Just embedding shards right in his lobes. His camera's as concussed as his melon. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aefe1225f72d.PNG
Inquiry for the troll population. Curious if this falls in line with your thought process. Is there a lusus which you might consider a red flag in a prospective acquaintance? If so, what is it?
I'm working in the hypothetical space. Factually speaking, you're correct. I don't think I have any interest in being pacified. I happen to have both hands perfectly secure on the wheel. But if a PERSON- any person, for the sake of this teaching moment- is the sole recipient of the pacifying gestures, is that... I don't know. Is that ALLOWED? Is it kosher? Or is that considered dysfunctional? Your community service keeping some maniac (not me) leashed and away from potential victims of their ire.
Just learned what a moirail is in technical terms. It's been insinuated to me that human beings, in their social climate, are guilty of blurring the boundary between a friendly and a pale solicitation. I will tell you right now that I believe I have NEVER been guilty of such a transgression. Pity isn't something I tote too much of to start with, let alone a sentiment I pass out to those with which I am hardly acquainted. Also, I don't think I do much pacifying! I don't suppose talking J out of Nacho Libre karaoke very well counts. Experts, you weigh in. I may not have the moiraillegiance gland in my chassis, period!
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
no i think she is in the ancient past doin false flags in order to stoke bloodier conflicts right noww
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
Hello, I'm #gorgeous, and ψe're are all #gorgeousandsexy, remember that. Also, step on someone. You deserve it. #slayeveryday #imbeautiful #gorgeousandnoteventrying #ψokeuplikethis #effortlessandpoψerful
Those of you from Repiton who have no idea what I'm talking about, you can duly ignore this, I have to imagine you're too early on your personal timeline. Repiton has now been dragged from its place of silent vigil and into the game with us, shouldn't be long now until Sestro takes to the stage to ascend to the Corporate throne, as it were. I meanwhile, find myself in a darkened place. The sky dims, water winds its way between buildings in place of streets, and I find myself in contact with some very strange waterfowl indeed. Those of us already in the game, feel free to contact me about your own lands- I am quite curious.
Some people on 'erre arren't used t' ourr level of violence.
reminder that if your goals and ambitions didnt fight back evven a little then odds are they wwerent wworthy of you in the first place https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50436812792f.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #inspiring #empiremindset
Today is a very good day. I haven't felt quite so optimistic in some time. Two days until me and my peers begin the game. Stay tuned.
#NowPlaying Vera Lynn - We'll Meet Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
luv dirty talkin wit my fans~ :3c #nsfw
§he doe§nt even have a palmhu§k??? what am i even §aying, id break thi§ thing too
§o. It turn§ out the rumor§ about gold blood§ are true… hough…. §ome of my client§ alluded to it but no one ever particularly went into any detail. I can under§tand why now. #n§fw
jUsT SaW A WeEd sTrAiN CaLlEd sQuIdWaRdS SuIcIdE. aBsOlUtElY DiSgUsTiNg tO MaKe lIgHt oF SuCh a fUcKiN TrAgEdY. #SuBsTaNcEs
[WE ALL MAKE MI$TAKE$, DONT LET ROMAN#E GUIDE YOUR EYE$ AWAY FROM WHAT$ REALLY IMPORTANT IN LIFE...MONEY]
Ah...All a true man needs is a few people at his side to bolster him, money and a good cravat. All else is superfluous.
Well, that's concerning but I'm glad he's persevered!!
My Boss Hates Me But She Won't Fire Me Because I Am Good For The Brand.
this office beast is fast as fuck haha
📧 -> I Need To Get Back On Grovlr. Sincerely, Kelric Stravi
Looks like the both of us got no time for quads.
It will be time for cards I've had close to the chest to be shown soon. For all to be revealed as my gambit takes form. I do so hope residents of Repiton are looking forward to it.
OMFG im lik£, sorry but that lik£, cant sav£ you now ;[
This seems like it could be extremely useful for eating in the caverns, except it's really difficult to keep from sloshing hot liquids onto the grubs. Generally frowned upon. Much to consider.
I would like to note that NONE OF THE SO-CALLED MARITAL UNIONS which may or may not have taken place on #iwantcandy night are legally binding. None of you are married.
So I'm not the only one getting results that end up looking like that sometimes
Sigh. Another night where I don't find something that makes wine taste good. I suppose I can strike steamed hams off of the list...
Truly disheartening that fools would try to ruin Crockercorp's hard work at #Eridanweek out of jealousy and spite. Pathetic. But Crockercorp will rise above.
im meeting so many business trolls these dAYS its amazing [:F business is the best thing thats ever HAPPENEd to me
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
Chittr is lik£ £vil and lik£, wont l£t m£ cosplaypost.
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that'S lawslop
Noted. Saving Up Those Caegers Like A SMart Troll I See.
oh, dismay! dear one, i must insist you think more highly of yourself. if your superiors do not consider you valuable, it must be you who thinx well of wrothe aiaray. you will try, i hope.
"= if the site doesn't get sludge in the next wipe. what do we do. ="
- Bro... not the new laser pointer! 😧
- Wow... wow!!! So productive! I'mm overcomme! I need to balance a checkbook right now! Sommebody's! Anybody's!!!