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ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
okay okay i'M up. can we NOT have something happen that ruins my night
yeah ill call that a vwrap, i kinda wvanna rush through these boring match-ups. surprise surprise, aranea beat the lady nobody knovws in the #cronusbabeoff. shocker. bye dollie, better luck next time. er, hmm. actually im feeling a lil bad for her, giwven vwho she vwent against and wvhos running the thing... wvell! aranea movwes on! next up, novw heres an interesting one. porrim maryam vws. jane crocker! this is a high seed against lovw, but i think it could be anyones game. porrim has the ravw sex appeal and charisma, but janes been established on this site for a vwhile, just look through the "adored" tab dovwn there and youll see plenty of her cleawvage. i might havwe to let this one run a wvhile if its close. wvote belowv, as usual, for wvhich babe is hottest. #suggestiwve #nsfwv? <3 or <> for porrim <3< or c3< for jane
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never underestimate phuntr fucking guynax ever again #PHUNTSWEEP #PHUNTWIN #TEAMCHUDELECTIONS #PHUNT https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f59889065711.png
I suppose I owe a sincere apology to those of you whose contact with me has lapsed over the last... week? two weeks? I don't quite recall! :B Frankly, in all the lotus-eating festivity, I completely lost track of the calendar, and with it my professional agenda... but I take it Unreal Heiress kept my appointments and delivered my pre-formulated responses at the office in a timely manner! I've been away. It was entirely incidental that the extension of an invitation to "hang" reached my inbox so shortly after my... change in status. Hrm! And then we... gee. It feels invasive to summarize the hours upon hours of Gill Time which commenced across the following days! ... Where was I? Oh, yes, right. I guess I'm home now. Or. Whatever. Who cares. I miss you already, @cuttlefishCabbalist! :( More pictures of our escapades incoming. #BFFS #gillfronds #noromo #bestfriendsforever #sisters https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff3e335cf5b7.PNG
o-)- what the heck is #ucedestorment guys what are you doing to him ≽(◉m ◉ ≼マ
◌ "Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time." ⧂
◌ It's best not to acknowledge some things. ⧂
◌ The only things that stop me from going to a Casino these nights are the fact I know I will be there for two straight nights, and because the local Casino truly hates to see me walk through its doors. The blackjack attendant quivers in fear when he sees me walk toward the table because he knows he is going to have to stay late. ⧂
◌ "You can't expect to hit the jackpot if you don't put a few nickels in the machine." This one could be literal if I had less restraint. ⧂
what is wrong with you
Hoow are yoou noot fired yet man
#megidomay #day17 #holeposting #postinghole #posthole #rankbait wwhen @archivveAddict demands #hole wwhat is a prince to do but stand and fuckin delivver thus i returned to an iconic eridan wweek location (iykyk) and rendered a #hole i should hope is wworthy of makin up for the trespass a slackin on megido may activvities https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4d1ef9869500.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/60fc4ca41b28.gif https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24daa0d1a7d1.png
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The tickling tendrils probe curiously for every nook and cranny they can find. It is beyond embarrassing. #nsfw
Soometimes a guy can be a little ugly noot me thoough because i am perfect in every way
🚶♂️MMe goin to the left cause that’s where the clowns go
Really shoould have kissed Phuntr when i had the chance #phunt
==> @coronateCruelty )(as wired 501 caegars to @gratuitousAnnuity . every second you breat)(e, count every lucky star in t)(e sky you see. because someone muc)(, muc)( better at t)(ins t)(an you are just gave )(er life to fulfill t)(e terms of t)(e bounty i gave you. i dont know if its raw, s)(eer stupidity, or marvelous genius t)(at your personality alone encourages suc)( truly out of t)(is world be)(avior, but per)(aps i completely underestimated you. but ill be damned. ill miss t)(at little yellowblood.
sad to think that i wwould of hunted you not for sport but to savve the wworld and id feel bad about it but ultimately knoww that its wwhat i had to do #tragedy #orphanersburden
◌ "Talent is nothing without dedication and discipline, and dedication and discipline is a talent in itself." ⧂
The peoople yearn foor #yaooi @gabardineCrescendoo. I want a rematch 8/ https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/kryqus/doownbad.png
I have to assume I'm a blight on the slim hypothetical demographic of people who love the #Girlboss tag, but hate my account. And to those hypothetical people, I say: I regret nothing. #GirlbossesNeverDie - MC Oleana
I fear I was far too deep in the sludge of my own #WorkPosting earlier to look up from my clack keys and realize everyone was posting about #MegidoDay. For a rust blood woman to reach such a level of notoriety is nothing short of #Inspiring. I would like to go on record to say congratulations, and that she has my full support. #Allyship #Motivational #LowbloodRights #GrassrootsMovements - MC Oleana
Well, if I can't use status moves, then I suppose I have no choice but to aggress. - MC Oleana
Are you propositioning me? - MC Oleana
Being sober will do that for you. #Substance - MC Oleana
I miss her every day. #Addiction #Substance #Humpday - MC Oleana
Sorry. That came out wrong. - MC Oleana
If an indigo like you has problems maybe there's hope for me yet. - MC Oleana
Maybe you are the only one on this empire-forsaken website who understands. - MC Oleana
I don't like the person I am with her. She's not good for me. I will not relapse. I will not relapse. #Strong #Independent #Addiction #Substance #Humpday - MC Oleana
That's a fair point. - MC Oleana
Well, it's good to have ambitions. #Inspirational #Bootstrapping - MC Oleana
It's just an image. Turn your screen brightness down. - MC Oleana
I think it's all quite self-eXplanatory. - MC Oleana
I think I would be #LawfulDoomer. - MC Oleana
I found this image on the internet... Where do you think you all would place yourselves? #FemaleSolidarity #Femcel https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3d79453a4a81.png - MC Oleana
I don't like to brag. But yes, I agree. - MC Oleana
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.......... - MC Oleana
Yes I only got 4 hours of sleep in the last 2 nights total, but I'm just as well and in my right mind as ever. Better, even. Sleep has only been holding me back. #Hustle #Grind #Girlboss #GirlbossingCloseToTheSun - MC Oleana
Alright. Good. It's probably just a coincidence that my internet keeps going in and out. - MC Oleana
I don't know. Maybe you're most capable than you look. - MC Oleana
MY INTERNET JUST WENT XUT. @assistMint DID YXU DX THIS????? #Censorship #FreeSpeech - MC Oleana
Spyder Jeorge, who works in the Statistical Outlier Department and logs 1000 hours a week, is a time anomaly payroll somehow missed. #Layoffs - MC Oleana
I'm normal now. #Comeback - MC Oleana
If we can get it to 20 I'll double the time, and so on. - MC Oleana
10 likes on this chitt and I'll give my interns a 15 minute Alternian water torture break. #CompanyPerks - MC Oleana
I meant antagonistic. And maybe feared, in the way one might fear a dirty, naked troll running around in the street, shouting about how Alternia is flat. AND I'LL HAVE YXU KNXW I ANSWERED SX MANY EMAILS TXDAY. SX. MANY. - MC Oleana
You're one of those things, *maybe* two, tops. ...What did you say to me? - MC Oleana
Interesting. Why do you think you turned out like this instead, then? - MC Oleana
Did I do #VagueChitting correctly? - MC Oleana
It's honestly sad how delusional some trolls are. Always wanting to be on top, when it couldn't be more obvious they were hatched to be a bratty, mewling bottom. #VagueChitt @caligulasAquarium - MC Oleana
Easy now. Just sit back and let the efficient cogs in the machine that are bureaucracy do their work. My people will call yours. - MC Oleana
You want in my hardware so bad it makes you look desperate. - MC Oleana
You all didn't get my chitt to 10 likes, so I guess my interns will just have to go the rest of their 12 hour workdays without water. #ComanyCutbaX - MC Oleana
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The Chairmancer has, at times, suggested he wear a "fun patterned" tie, rather than the classic red. I think I have been plenty lenient in my rulings, but in this case, I have had to put my foot down. - MC Oleana
I will see what I can do. - MC Oleana
...I may or may not have already been on an emergency huskcall to a certain business retailer. But the advice is *NXT* appreciated!!!! - MC Oleana
It's perfectly clear that Mr. Aiaray is merely defending the honor of a fellow distinguished business man. Of which I have his thanks and I'm sure the Chairmancer would be appreciative as well. - MC Oleana
This is a simple, professional, #SFW post about knots and knotting. Let's keep it PG. - MC Oleana
Are you flirting in my replies. - MC Oleana
Hm, team building is important. Perhaps we could find time to slide it in. Between the Chairmancer's zumbannihilation classes, that is. - MC Oleana
I would like to address certain rumors nugbone-on, before they go too far. No, the Chairmancer does not "need me to tie his signature Eldredge Knot Tie for him." He is perfectly capable of doing it himself. That being said, it is true that I have, on occasion, knotted the Chairmancer. Usually as a quickie, when he is already late to the office block. - MC Oleana
Wow... so smooth. I'm swooning over your superior wit and charm. I can't believe a seadweller like you would even look at a simple olive country girl like me. - MC Oleana
That's very sweet of you to say, Miss Urvari, especially as another business-minded woman. #Solidarity - MC Oleana
I won't let the haters keep me down. I'll be wearing these same strut pod lifts as I tread across their cold corpses. - MC Oleana
https://youtu.be/85zV1fpSJQ0?si=496o2lBJZu3WcNpa - MC Oleana
Thank you, kind stranger. Your words resonate within my meatsack. - MC Oleana
THE CHAIRMANCER HAS A BRILLIANT THINKPAN AND I WXULDN'T HAVE ACCXMPLISHED HALF THE THINGS I HAVE WITHXUT HIM. HIS STATE XF DRESS AND PENCHANT FXR SUGARY CXNFECTIONS IS IRRELEVANT. - MC Oleana
It's never been more true I'm afraid. The woman haters are seething. - MC Oleana
My PR mangleger is pushing hard on an "image rehabilitation campaign," but I don't see why I even need that. I'm obviously a respected figure in both the science and business worlds. - MC Oleana
Just poured sodium into my energy sludge instead of sugar. #Girlboss #FML - MC Oleana
If my alternate timeline self is out there somewhere, I just hope she doesn't have ugly blunt bangs. #BitCringe - MC Oleana
O-oh. Your majesty. Thank you. - MC Oleana
Being liked is overrated. Being hated is what gets you cliX. #Girlboss #BusinessAdvice - MC Oleana
If anyone ever wanted to take a quote from me and turn it into one of those motivational posters, you have my permission. By the way. #Sage #Girlboss #Wisdom - MC Oleana
I'm under no illusion. I know I'm just one of many. That's the power of a truly formidable army, commanded by a beautiful and horrifying matriarch. - MC Oleana
Are you trying to make me sound even more fearsome and impressive? - MC Oleana
If I'm a "boot-licker" then Her Imperious Condescension's boots must be immaculate. - MC Oleana
I won't apologize for being a proud, empress-loving Alternian. - MC Oleana
I think it's finally happening for me.. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/87833a7a1113.png - MC Oleana
I don't like to brag, but I do think I might be "empire mogging" right now. #Girlbossing #ForTHE #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Alright. Who won. @gutsyGumshoe#2740 - MC Oleana
ARE YXU SERIXUSLY CALLING XN A MXRE CAPABLE WXMAN TX FIGHT YXUR BATTLES FXR YXU? - MC Oleana
FITTING. BECAUSE I JUST KNXW YXU LXVE GUZZLING DXWN XBLXNG MEAT PRODUCT WATER LIKE A GREEDY TRUNKBEAST. - MC Oleana
IT XNLY LXXKS LIKE THAT BECAUSE YXU'RE LXXKING AT IT FRXM BETWEEN YXUR STRUT PXDS WHILE HUFFING YXUR XWN SPINAL CREVICE. BECAUSE IT'S UPSIDE DXWN. FRXM THAT PERSPECTIVE!!!!!!!! - MC Oleana
I THINK YXUR HXRNS LXXK STUPID. - MC Oleana
Sorry. I don't know what came over me. - MC Oleana
I just don't think about you that much, to be honest. - MC Oleana
Sorry but my bloodpusher craves controversy. It's the only thing that makes me feel something. - MC Oleana
It's like this website is an accelerated evolution by natural selection, if you think about it. I'm sure you have nothing to worry about, of course. - MC Oleana
It's been leaked - apparently if you collect too high of a Kult score on here, you're deemed a threat to the Crockercorp empire and hunted down like wild game by hungry barkbeasts. #StockAdvice #Crockerbait - MC Oleana
Do you never go to grossery block? Or do you only eat oblong meat products from the vending machine? - MC Oleana
I don't think I'd be caught dead wearing this to the office. To be honest. - MC Oleana
I don't know because I'm #Colorblind. #Woke - MC Oleana
#PSA: If you see me. Do not. Do NXT. Comment on my red labcoat. I like it this color. This was a very intentional style choice and I did NXT send it through a colored load in the linen trembler. #WomenInSTEM #GirlInRed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f2b3c0dea44.png - MC Oleana
Cheers. Even us consummate business professionals must have our occasional indulgences. - MC Oleana
You drive a hard bargain, Miss Urvari. I'll DM you the location. - MC Oleana
What about a cherry cola? - MC Oleana
I'm so thirsty. If only I had something ice-cold and fizzy in my hand right now. #BrandBaiting - MC Oleana
A fair point... I rarely task the interns with anything but menial labor for dullards. - MC Oleana
Tempting, but I fear it may effect their productivity in the long-term. - MC Oleana
What cruel and unusual punishment should I inflict on my interns tomorrow? I'm taking suggestions. #Democracy - MC Oleana
Since concern has been raised about this, I feel the need to clarify. We do not use our company's intern program as "an eXcuse to abuse lowbloods." We at #MacroCullsmos are an equal-opportunity employer, and have interns on all stripes of the hemospectrum. Highbloods are not given any hiring preference, and must work their way up the corporate ladder, just as any other troll. When we deal out corporal punishment to our wretched and unworthy interns, it is equal-opportunity #violence. - MC Oleana
Even if I did, none of them were flattering. Care to prove me wrong? - MC Oleana
I'M FIGHTING THIS CLXWN IN A #VIXLENT BUT CXMPLETELY PLATXNIC FIDUSPAWN BATTLE. - MC Oleana
Whatever you're thinking, it's not that. - MC Oleana
Not once I reduce his fiduspawn to smears on the pavement. - MC Oleana
I. Um. I wouldn't deny your request. Of course. - MC Oleana
...I think I may have misspoke. - MC Oleana
I hate it when you lock granderbulbs with a random troll on the street, and enter into a non-optional #Fiduspawn battle to the death. I'm beating off a clown right now, but his fiduspawn all have high HP and defenses, so it's come down to a battle of attrition. This is going to take forever. #Mondays - MC Oleana
Of course. We have options for both full and part-time positions, and do not require employment eXclusivity. - MC Oleana
We offer a range of benefits to employees. Including, but not limited to a steady wage. Unless you're an intern. - MC Oleana
Because there has been an increased interest recently, Macro Cullsmos has decided to open submissions for new employment opportunities. We've freed up numerous positions for the occasion, and the cubicles have been freshly cleaned of blood and disinfected. If you wish to submit a resume, please respond to the form linked below, and I will hand it off to the mail drone, who will, in turn, bring it to the Inhumane Resources Department, who will then shout it down the infinitube, to The One Who Decides. #JobOpportunities #HelpWanted #MacroCullsmos #WageBait #MCApplications https://forms.gle/yMdVB6inZzFcdbYG6 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8e0964666390.png - MC Oleana
Fantastic. I'll be in touch shortly. - MC Oleana
Alright. We'll see. - MC Oleana
You really think he would recommend you...? - MC Oleana
@technicallyTimaeus Hmm. Your qualifications are impressive, but your previous employment history seems a bit... problematic. We'll keep your information on file. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be1cf7fc8a27.png - MC Oleana
I would hardly consider this a serious application, seeing as no proper contact information was given. ...I'm afraid the position is already filled. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/477e387c60cb.png - MC Oleana
Hmmm... fine. Granted. But we will not hesitate to demote you to Junior Pencil Pusher, should you not live up to our eXpectations. - MC Oleana
As long as he's still useful. - MC Oleana
We have plenty of other positions available. I just chose the one I thought best suited your.. unique abilities. But if you insist. We can either workshop it, or transition you to a different position. Do you have a suggestion? - MC Oleana
@gratuitousAnnuity Your work ethic speaks for itself, and is certainly something to be admired and feared. That being said, I cannot give you.... literally every position. You checked Every. Single. One. Instead, I would like to offer you the position of... Full-time Office Creep. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd1e5cecfadc.png - MC Oleana
We still have applications to comb through, but will be continuing them tomorrow. #MCApplications - MC Oleana
@ardourCorvidae An interesting resume. You seem to have a very... Unique set of skills. Macro Cullsmos is always open to collaborators, so I welcome you to bring any business pitches to me, personally. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/868cadf432b3.png - MC Oleana
You can talk to him if you wish to complete his gym challenge. He's taken over for Ms. Opal. - MC Oleana
We look forward to working with you. Remotely. Please don't come into the office. - MC Oleana
I offered them a job, didn't I? I think that was very #Progressive of me. - MC Oleana
You're welcome. - MC Oleana
After a cursory glance at your account and pinned chitt, I can better understand why the concept of employment might frighten you. - MC Oleana
That's what has you concerned about this post? - MC Oleana
@bulgeCurator You honestly disgust me, and I would prefer for you to stay at least 100 strut pods away from me at all times. ...But your aptitude for divination shows some promise. This is why we have decided to offer you the position of... Fidusucker Proboscis Inspector. #NSFW, probably. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22b6e6e206fa.png - MC Oleana
I'm sure you know the sort, from one professional to another. - MC Oleana
Some trolls' lack of professionalism is just sad. - MC Oleana
There is a very clearly worded consent question on the forms. So yes. - MC Oleana
@caligulasAquarium YXU ASTXUND ME, YXU KNXW THAT? TX THINK THAT SXMEXNE WITH SUCH A PERFECTLY SMXXTH THINKPAN EXISTS. NXNETHELESS CAN FUNCTIXN JUST WELL ENXUGH TX FILL XUT A DIGITAL FXRM. IT'S HXNESTLY BXTH A MEDICAL MARVEL AND A CRUEL PRANK XF NATURE. THIS IS A JXB APPLICATIXN. FXR BUSINESS PRXFESSIXNALS. NXT A QUADRANTS APP FXR LXNELY SEADWELLERS WITH TXX MUCH FREE TIME AND AN UNWARRANTED SENSE XF SELF-IMPXRTANCE, TX FIND A MESSY HXXKUP. THE XNLY REASXN I'M EVEN DIGNIFYING THIS "APPLICATIXN" WITH A RESPXNSE IS TX SHXW YXU THAT ACTIXNS HAVE CXNSEQUENCES. MAYBE IF I RUB YXUR SNIFF NUB IN IT LIKE A MISBEHAVING BARKBEAST, YXU'LL FINALLY LEARN YXUR LESSXN. BUT YXU WXULD PRXBABLY LIKE THAT TXX, WXULDN'T YXU? YXU'RE SICK. DX YXU KNXW WHAT JXB I'D GIVE YXU? FLACCISTANT WHIPPINGBXY XF THE WALKING INTX TRAFFIC DEPARTMENT. MAYBE THEN YXU'D FINALLY DX SXMETHING WXRTHWHILE. HXNESTLY, I'D LXVE TX SEE YXU IN THE XFFICE. JUST TRY AND SHXW UP TX MY WXRKPLACE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. I DARE YXU. #NSFW BECAUSE YXU'RE NXT SAFE ANYWHERE NEAR MY WXRK, YXU REPRXBATE. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d3ab56b3e42.png - MC Oleana
You people are truly depraved. - MC Oleana
Pokerus, however, continues to be devastating to the local Fiduspawn population. - MC Oleana
I have been immunized against certain viruses. For 8 generations, at least. - MC Oleana
Nothing wakes me up like a hot cup of energy sludge thrown on an intern. #Girlboss #Humpday - MC Oleana
Who let a barkbeast on this platform. - MC Oleana
I'm not the one who is going to need it. I could use some hear duct plugs, though. - MC Oleana
Scream-building eXercises today. I'm going to be walking over our employees' fronds with my heels. #Girlboss #WorkIncentives - MC Oleana
Still some more #MCApplications to review, today. And to any other late-comers still wishing to submit an application for one of our many coveted positions - you might as well give up hope of employment. But feel free to submit a resume, anyway. The One Who Decides needs to feed, and is looking forward to consuming your essence. https://forms.gle/za8XWzth7798re3F6 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d5b008e28429.png - MC Oleana
The hungry, writhing mass of employment that is business troll chittr is growing rapidly. It's gaining sentience. It's coming. #Humpday - MC Oleana
Sorry, what's that? I'm still in sky skimmer mode. - MC Oleana
If you see me making mistakes, no you don't. I'm trapped in a liminal space called the "air port." - MC Oleana
Truly, you're one of the few sensible trolls left on this website, MX. Fusili. - MC Oleana
I hit mediate on this chitt, but I feel the need to clarify it's to dissuade whatever stray pitch is flying my way. I couldn't care less about getting in between you two. Ashen or otherwise. - MC Oleana
There's haters everywhere, and they hate to see a #Girlboss with professional, organized form. - MC Oleana
Hm. I think I'm even less interested in getting punched, if that's possible. - MC Oleana
@impertinentFrenzy Alright. So let me get this straight... You've used my very simple and easy to understand job application form. To tell me you want to punch me. You want to punch *me,* specifically. Me - a *woman.* You want to punch a woman. Is that right? I just want to be sure I'm understanding correctly. You like punching women? Would you be willing to go publicly, on record, and say that you like punching women? To... how did you put it, "keep them humble"? #Violence #AgainstWomenSpecifically #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/96df178f2987.png - MC Oleana
Erm. You can have both the positions, if you want. ...I wouldn't say no to a little groveling, though. - MC Oleana
@assistMint Wow. Alright. Ahem. This application is very.. thorough, and your qualifications seem more than sufficient. I'm not sure why we let you go in the first place, to be quite honest. Maybe I should look into that. But regardless, we would like to offer you a new position. Specifically... Office Fool. EDIT: Sorry, clerical error. The position on offer is actually... Scheduellist's Assistyrant and Latte Monger. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b5191ecb1d12.png - MC Oleana
You keep your goons on one side of the officeblock and I'll keep mine on the other. - MC Oleana
I feared that after our last intern culling campaign, our workforce was starting to look a little goonless. But I'm pleased to say that thanks to a successful round of hiring, we are now gooning relentlessly. #GoonMaXXing - MC Oleana
For 200 caegar, I will write "yikes" under your kismesis' selfie. - MC Oleana
Thank you, MX. Coolscar. I hope to one day find myself nestled securely in OU tier, so I appreciate the kind words. - MC Oleana
It's roughly equivalent. I forgot to mention, but it's an equally unpaid position. - MC Oleana
I've reevaluated the application and I've determined that your skills would be more suited to the position of Stapler Practice Dummy. - MC Oleana
Oh, how did the teXt get that large in my image editing? Strange. - MC Oleana
@consequentlyOblique Clearly this application was a joke, and not even an original one. You've effectively showed up late to an interview holding an iced energy sludge, and asked to be made CEO. Despite that, and because we are so kind and magnanimous, we've decided to offer you a position anyway: Intern (unpaid) #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4b07e963d146.png - MC Oleana
Can you honestly say you wouldn't take a little "braap" over "DEEDELEDLEDLE WHOOOOOOP." - MC Oleana
How else would you know you're about to get into a Fiduspawn battle? - MC Oleana
There have been some unfortunate side-effects of the genetic engineering. - MC Oleana
Breaking news, straight from the #MacroCullsmos research labs. It seems our team of geneticists were able to splice together the genes of several different species, resulting in something that is said to be identical to an "earth foX." If you don't believe me, goregle "Macro FoX" to learn all about it. #Science #Technology #Innovation - MC Oleana
Do you like the ecological terrorist region or do you like glazing the French? Pick a side. - MC Oleana
Of course the foul-tasting fishstick would like the map that is half water routes. Personally I like doing things besides using Surf. - MC Oleana
Imagine #CrashingOut over a simple tier list. Could never be me. - MC Oleana
You'd do this to a lady??? - MC Oleana
I'm intrigued that your definition of fully dressed is "wearing boots." - MC Oleana
Any advice for buying dresses for a girl with the measurements 7-6-37? #Fiduspawn #FiduspawnFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b25a51adeedb.png - MC Oleana
ERUGH. IT'S HXRRIBLE. - MC Oleana
Looks are deceiving. They are a pest and a blight on society. - MC Oleana
PSA: If you see one of these in the wild, it is an invasive species and should be culled immediately. You will hear them before you can see them, and can be recognized by a call that makes you want to gouge out your auricular sponge clots. #Fiduspawn #FiduspawnFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a7ff68c9f974.png - MC Oleana
New #MacroCullsmos employees will be required to complete corporate training. Including, but not limited to corporate espionage, tactical self-culling to prevent leaked company secrets, and how to fiX the copy machine. - MC Oleana
Took a picture of my office desk so I can enjoy the view even after I've clocked out. #GrindsetMindset https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d78c41205bd.png - MC Oleana
It's not something I advocate for, personally. Very messy. - MC Oleana
The thing about business pitches is that they come with a much higher mortality rate than other types of blackrom. #Business #RelationshipAdvice - MC Oleana
Computer make this guy inquisitive and interested in pursuing higher education. - MC Oleana
Computer make these guys super motivated and productive members of society. #Grindset - MC Oleana
Computer, make these guys self-starters, and focused on advancing their careers. - MC Oleana
Computer, make these guys start a business and build a passive stream of income. - MC Oleana
Computer, show me this man's stock portfolio. #InsiderTrading - MC Oleana
Breaking my vow of silence. That's how serious it is, this time. I've been pushed to the edge. Kishimoto-sensei can't keep getting away with this. #Sasunaru #Yaoi #OTP #Quadbaiting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bff92a7ad4bf.png - MC Oleana
It's maddening. - MC Oleana
#Sasunaru has a compleX and layered dynamic that trandescends quadrants. It's black. It's red. It's pale. It's even ashen, where Sakura is concerned. It is the very definition of romance. Their individual character arcs are so intertwined that one does not eXist without the other. And yet somehow, still, it is only relegated to subteXt. I'm this close to #CrashingOut. #Yaoi #OTP #Quadbaiting - MC Oleana
I've already been doing #FiduspawnFriday, but I don't see why we couldn't double the amount of hashtags. - MC Oleana
MAYBE #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX ABANDXNED ME. HAVE YXU CXNSIDERED THAT? MAYBE THE SHIP TEASES JUST WEREN'T CUTTING IT ANYMXRE. - MC Oleana
I think admitting my faults and growing as a troll is very #Brave of me actually. - MC Oleana
My past actions do not define me. I'm not the person I was earlier today. I'm a serious business professional that does not chitt about #Yaoi. - MC Oleana
DIDN'T ASK + GRXSS. - MC Oleana
SAYS THE WXRTHLESS HATER IN MY REPLIES. DXN'T BXTHER #PITCHBAITING ME, IT'S NXT HAPPENING. - MC Oleana
IT'S NXT ABXUT THE SHIPS. IT'S ABXUT THE PRINCIPLES. IT'S ABXUT THE ETHICS!!!! WHY DENY SXMETHING THAT EVERYXNE WITH GANDERBULBS CAN SEE!!!!! - MC Oleana
NX!!!!!!!!! - MC Oleana
CAN A BUSINESS PRXFESSIXNAL NXT HAVE XPINIXNS ANYMXRE? - MC Oleana
I'M NXT A CXWARD. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX ABANDXNED ME. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX HAS EMBITTERED ME. #YAOI IS THE XNE WHX HAS #SHIPBAITED AND #QUADBAITED ME TX THE END XF MY ESCAPE ROPE. I'M NXT A CXWARD. THE CXWARDS ARE ALL THE AUTHXRS WHX REFUSE TX CANXNIZE MY SHIPS. - MC Oleana
DXN'T BXTHER MESSAGING ME. I'M ABXUT TX GX TXUCH GRASS. A CXNCEPT WITH WHICH I DXUBT ANY XF YXU ARE FAMILIAR. #NotSeething - MC Oleana
It was carrying a Rawst Berry. - MC Oleana
I don't because I have a job. #Grind - MC Oleana
Didn't see one of those. We did annihilate a Pidgey, though. - MC Oleana
You all wish you were communing with nature the way I was. Took a very #Meditative and #RelaXing hike. Only got stopped 9 times by wild #Fiduspawn encounters. Only 5 of them were poisonous bugs. Very #Tranquil. #SpawnSaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b4ea30fb5ac.jpg - MC Oleana
#Nature #Wisdom #SpawnSaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fbfac20e1464.jpg - MC Oleana
It was a Pidgey. - MC Oleana
I thought it went without saying that if you encounter a #Fiduspawn in the wild, you don't just whip out a magic wand like a psychopath and annihilate the thing. That's why you have your own team of Fiduspawn to do it for you. Get your Geodude to use EXplosion like a civilized troll. #SpawnSaturday - MC Oleana
I thought it was self-eXplanatory. - MC Oleana
As is your right as a #Girlboss, your majesty. - MC Oleana
After receiving feedback from my Antisocial Media Mangleger, I have created a #Meme. Feel free to share your thoughts. #Funny #Humor #Lulz https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/adde5af682df.jpg - MC Oleana
I can't imagine the cost is worth the negligible benefit of having slightly smaller baggage to transport. - MC Oleana
I didn't know such a thing eXisted before now and I'm already furious. - MC Oleana
I need a pick-me-up. Tell me about something that makes you want to throw your nub through drywall. Something that makes you absolutely livid. #Ragebaiting - MC Oleana
Our janiterrorist is a contemptible bum. NeXt on the culling block for sure. - MC Oleana
You're so right. Just because you're getting culled doesn't mean you can't be considerate of your fellow coworkers. - MC Oleana
That's what I'm saying. You'd think it would be common decency to clean up after your own bloodlusted trollslaughter frenzy. - MC Oleana
Ugh. The photocopier is jammed with viscera again. #Mondays - MC Oleana
Alright, suit yourself. But you will not be getting sick pay if that thing liquifies your thinkpan. - MC Oleana
That one looks sick. I'd cull it just to be safe. - MC Oleana
That definitely sounds like a #You problem. - MC Oleana
A certain #Boss keeps rescheduling his Zumbannihilation class in a desperate bid to put it off further. #VagueChitt - MC Oleana
I can forgive reckless trollslaughter, but I have to draw the line at mass eXtinction events. #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
Actually, no. You and I are some of the few #GoodOnes. - MC Oleana
I don't want to sound like I'm putting down other olive bloods. ...But why are so many of you like That. #Cringe - MC Oleana
I couldn't have said it better myself. EXcept I probably could have. On account of being a #Woman. - MC Oleana
What parts. - MC Oleana
I would never speak out of my depths, and certainly not of a higher caste than myself. But I support you wholeheartedly in speaking your own #Truth. - MC Oleana
Someone to prove my point eXactly. Thank you. - MC Oleana
All I'm saying is that other olive bloods could take care to hold themselves with more dignity and a healthy dose of shame. #Girlboss #BusinessSavvy - MC Oleana
Oh. Thank you... - MC Oleana
Olive Chittr is #Seething and #Malding. They hate me because they know I speak the #Truth. They're jealous because I represent a higher standard than they're willing to hold for themselves. #Cringe - MC Oleana
Wow okay, #OliveChaser. - MC Oleana
Do not pity her. She's in a better place. - MC Oleana
Your #Seething #Rage is evident even through this chat client. Sad. - MC Oleana
Picture of an olive woman that I culled sweeps ago. Not only was she #Chopped and #Cringe, she cared about #Shipping. And perhaps worst of all... she was a #FLARPer. I was doing her a kindness. Especially with those reprehensible ganderbulb magnifiers and blunt bangs. Let this be a lesson to you all. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb54cfed2687.png - MC Oleana
I notice you mistakenly placed purple pieces on the stems where there should be pink pieces. Interesting how you would sacrifice honor and workmanship to shave off a couple minutes. - MC Oleana
Silence, wiggler. - MC Oleana
Thank you, your majesty, but the wiggler is the real hero. He's so #Brave. - MC Oleana
Assembled a "Son Gohan" as part of a terminally underdeveloped wiggler's Make A Wish grant, before his scheduled culling. I even charitably let him finish his block creation before me, finishing at a humble 1 hour and 5 minutes. #Business #Charity #Philanthropy @caligulasAquarium https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cd9e7bad4c8.png - MC Oleana
I've always portrayed myself as something of a knight. You can trust me to hold you #Honorably and #Chivalrously. - MC Oleana
Not after I raise you up. #Solidarity #WomenHelpingWomen - MC Oleana
You are the only one who understands me, Miss Megido. We are two beautiful and vicious squackbeasts of a feather. Even from the lowly position you've clawed, we are the same. - MC Oleana
Neutrality is about the worst possible inclination you could impress upon me. Thanks. You can keep calling me mistress, though. - MC Oleana
If I can come on here and say things like "Olive Chittr is #Cringe and they should all feel more shame" and still have a positive Kult to Kull ratio, honestly, what hope is there for me...? I should just accept that I'll never have the legion of haters I desire. I'm too universally beloved. #GirlbossProblems - MC Oleana
Or maybe everyone is just as annoyed by other olives as I am. Very possible. Likely, even. - MC Oleana
Oleana, you truly are a hopeless troll... - MC Oleana
Like this chitt if you're also a #Strong #Independent woman who doesn't need a matesprit. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
I didn't tell you people to pity that chitt. Stop pitying me. - MC Oleana
I don't see you paying to oinkbeastback off my ad space. - MC Oleana
You find yourself at a desk, working the same job you have for 4 sweeps. It's steady, reliable pay, and you feel grateful that the unemployment drones have passed over your name for this long. Work is predictable. Another huskcall, another meeting. Another email, another client. The clock tiX forward, just as it does every day. You separate the hours into fractions, just to abstract the time a little further than it already seems as a concept. 5 chimes, and trolls file out in rapid succession, with talk of hives, matesprits, and plans for third meal. Cubicles sit empty, and a hush falls over the officeblock, save for the tapping of one clack key plank. One troll still sits behind their desk, long after the rest have gone. You find yourself, still, at that same desk. Macro Cullsmos Energy. A light is on, somewhere. #MacroCullsmos #Sponsored #Advertisment - MC Oleana
I would be grateful for a collaboration. But I would not entertain anything further, as it would likely be seen as a capital act of treason, and punished to the full eXtent of the troll law. - MC Oleana
What #Brands would you be most eager to see #MacroCullsmos collaborating with and/or acquiring in a violent takeover? - MC Oleana
O-okay. Yes my empress. - MC Oleana
CAN YXU NXT? I'M GETTING PXUNDED FRXM ALL SIDES HERE. - MC Oleana
HE'S SX KIND!!! HE RESPECTS ALL WXMEN!!!! HE DXES EVERYTHING TX RAISE THEM UP AND MAKE THEIR VXICES HEARD!!!! THE EMPRESS MXST XF ALL!!!! - MC Oleana
Believe me, I've tried. A nagging scheduellist can only do so much to keep a man from his glucose. - MC Oleana
DXN'T SAY THIS. THIS ISN'T YXU. THIS ISN'T YXUR BLXXDPUSHER. HE'S A GXXD, HXNRABLE MAN WHX LIVES TX SERVE HIS EMPIRE. - MC Oleana
CAN'T YXU SEE I'M TRYING NXT TX GET CULLED HERE. - MC Oleana
Hhhhhhhnnnnnnn. - MC Oleana
If anything, the Amporas are the knockoffs. ...In my humble opinion. Your majesty. - MC Oleana
Your majesty. This is the most anyone has ever tested my loyalties. - MC Oleana
It's not meant to be taken literally. - MC Oleana
POV: You're the grubcake in the display case that the chairmancer is about to break his diet for. #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/effccbcb3d0b.png - MC Oleana
I LXVE THE EMPIRE. I LXVE IT. - MC Oleana
I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I'm not going to commit treason. I love the empire and I would never commit treason. #DailyAffirmations - MC Oleana
I might as well. What does it even matter anymore? - MC Oleana
My off-screen boss doesn't even know I'm fighting tooth-and-nail for his honor right now. He's blissfully and contently eating his grubcake and he doesn't even know. #MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty - MC Oleana
I would never. - MC Oleana
I don't need to be congratulated. But it is still nice to hear. - MC Oleana
#MacroCullsmos #BrandLoyalty #Professionalism #MyBoss https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c2312ea7389c.png - MC Oleana
... Mackerel.. Cullsmos. Is this anything? - MC Oleana
Wait... say that again. - MC Oleana
Good morning goons, devotees, and haters. #RiseandGrind #Humpday - MC Oleana
Apologies for the tardy response. I felt that a thoughtful reply deserved the same from me, and so I waited until I could give it my full attention. It takes an honorable troll to cede ground in such a contentious #Yaoi shipping war as this. That being said, I am willing to meet somewhere in the middle. A lot of it does come down to personal taste, and what kind of themes do or don't resonate for an individual. Personally, I do wish they focused a little more on what made Roclee's character so compelling in the first place. And a little less on him as a joke character. But, perhaps they realized the themes in his arc were too at odds with the rest of the work. And chose to downplay it, instead. I suppose that is the space the original work leaves open for fanon interpretation. I do appreciate that Gaaraa and Roclee were able to come together once more, as triumphant allies, after the introduction of Kaguya quashed their once bitter kismesissitude. Not to even speak of the somewhat one-sided pale crush Gaaraa is carrying for Naruto, long after their own climactic fight. But I digress- Well fought, Acaruh-san. - MC Oleana
Ah. Yes. Yes that's eXactly what happened. Must be some kind of computer virus going around. Just see that it doesn't happen again. Also, you'll be working overtime. - MC Oleana
I hardly seem hatestarved with you wagging your pitch all in my mentions. - MC Oleana
Thank you, your highness. I hope you found it satisfactory. - MC Oleana
@gracefulAggressor #Yaoi #SasuNaru #Shipping #Discourse If I might take the position against GaaLee, for sheer argument's sake. How do you suppose their rivalry goes so much "deeper"? So much "subtler"? It's clear their fight eXemplifies the theme that hard work and dedication can overcome odds, and that even someone born disadvantaged can be eXtraordinary. It's a great theme, and one even a wiggler could understand. Quite surface-level, really. Kind of "obvious." Only, Roclee didn't win the fight. He's not the main character. And the theme doesn't resonate much, in a series about the descendant of a hokage with an immense well of chakra and the power of a demon inside him, and an ensemble cast of his superpowered friends, who were all born with their own unique abilities. Yes, Naruto is bronze, but that doesn't make him any less eXceptional of a troll. The opposite, I would argue. Now, let's look at the themes present in SasuNaru. The power of empathy and bonds with others. The futility of the cycle of revenge. Hatred will only ever breed more hatred. To break the cycle, one must have love and compassion. We saw all these themes resonate throughout the entire series, countless times. Gaara's arc included. Pain. Obito. Just to name a few. Naruto pacified nearly every mass-murderer he came in contact with, simply through his sheer power of empathy. But Sasuke was the first troll he truly pitied, and the one he always came back to. The one he always fought for. The one he wouldn't give up on. The one he loved. As tiny wigglers, their ganderbulbs met, and they saw their own loneliness mirrored back at them. They hated each other for their similaries as much as their differences, and built a rivalry from it, but they couldn't deny the string of fate that drew them together. They soldered a bond so deep that even Sasuke himself couldn't sever it. You couldn't ask for a more perfect narrative foil for Naruto than Sasuke. Naruto fought for Sasuke, because their bond meant everything to him. No matter how much Sasuke tried to run from the love threatening to smother his fiery path of vengeance. Their relationship is so impactful that it codified the series' core themes. What you define as "deep" is clearly flawed, and wrapped in your own self-delusion. "Deep" isn't sifting through scraps, and inventing your own narrative where it barely eXists, just for the sake of being an insufferable contrarian. "Deep" is what you call the threads masterfully and deliberately sewn throughout the narrative as a whole. Being a true fan is about respecting the teXt, and developing the literacy to understand what it's trying to convey, first and foremost. You posit that Sasunaru is "obvious," but just because it's accessible doesn't mean that it's lesser. What you seem to interpret as "obvious" is literally just how storytelling functions as a medium. It's the rails on which it guides an audience to a conclusion. I would compare Sasunaru to an iceberg. There's as much there teXtually as you're willing to dive for. If you're going to aspire to a proper shipping snob, at least find an adequate hill to die on. You're not going to find much success defending a digbeasthill. #Girlboss #Smackdown #Relapsed - MC Oleana
Wait. Hold on- - MC Oleana
You don't trust my proclivity for puns? My clever turn of phrase? Hinting at my true intentions? - MC Oleana
Is it, though? I think the "bait" was rather successful. - MC Oleana
Ugh. I know you all have been waiting with baited breath. So, fine. I suppose I can no longer deny you. Get me to 10k Kult, and I'll post #NSFW of myself. I've already booked a photorturegrapher for the occasion. #Girlboss #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket - MC Oleana
That was. Um, wow. That was fast. Look forward to an update... shortly. #NSFW - MC Oleana
I'm very sorry, your highness. - MC Oleana
And that's why you're not the CEO. - MC Oleana
You know me so well... - MC Oleana
Are you saying you'd proudly display your rumble spheres as CEO? #NSFW - MC Oleana
Alright, here it is. A reward for all your efforts. I've been a very bad troll... Don't tell my boss, because what I've been up to is very, VERY #NSFW. No, seriously. Don't tell my boss. #WomenInSTEM #WomenOutOfPocket https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7863bf4a02e6.png - MC Oleana
The cost of doing business... - MC Oleana
I hate to say it but I think I've permanently tanked my Kull ratio with this stunt... #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Would you all believe me if I said I would post #NSFW if you get me to 10k Kull? No? Alright. It's fine........ #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Uh. Don't worry about it. You've done plenty for now, podling. - MC Oleana
10 lashings and then clean the breakblock micro radiation boX. - MC Oleana
Good morning, deplorable slugs. #RiseandGrind - MC Oleana
I hope you all see me as not only a #Girlboss, but a cruel tyrant. - MC Oleana
They could still put you in the torture cylinder, if you'd like. - MC Oleana
I'm a strong, fearsome troll, and they're not about to put me in the torture cylinder. #DailyAffirmations - MC Oleana
You may think my demeanour is cold. But my blood is.... lukewarm. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
You could do it for.... fashion. It certainly leaves an impression. - MC Oleana
Well, obviously. I assume there's other things to worry about besides finances. As wretched as that feels to say outloud. - MC Oleana
Why not? It could be very lucrative for them. - MC Oleana
He's a grown adult and doesn't need "looking after." I'm just his Scheduellist. And I only pick up his dry cleaning as a favor. - MC Oleana
In case it isn't obvious - no, I have not played Sgrub, or whatever they call it. I'm an adult with a job that doesn't have time for wiggler's games. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
It's that time of planetary rotation where the grass is finally growing back, and all the horsaroni become consumed with wanton gluttony. #FiduspawnFriday - MC Oleana
Sometimes the #Truth is what people fear most of all. - MC Oleana
My alliances are being tested once again. - MC Oleana
#Confession: I can say the most foul, incendiary things possible on here, and you all will just agree with me because I'm a woman. You all sicken me. - MC Oleana
I'll be honest with you. It's whatever gets me the most clout. - MC Oleana
Maybe I'll become a #MensRights activist. I don't know. #Girlboss #GirlAlly - MC Oleana
- #Gpoy #GrimmPictureOfMyself - https://i.ibb.co/V0RQc8vz/immage.png
With the right technology, anything is possible. - MC Oleana
Sorry, I didn't realize you possessed such compleX feelings about crustaceans. - MC Oleana
Do you not like crabs? - MC Oleana
Any other fans of carcinization? #FiduspawnFriday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a91a79880260.jpg - MC Oleana
Question me again and I'll be the one that's steamed. - MC Oleana
Thank you, esteemed Latte Monger. - MC Oleana
So many things. I couldn't even name them all. - MC Oleana
Far too inefficient. Do you think I'm Maid of Time? - MC Oleana
We have curry at home. And numerous plastic toys with your face on them. - MC Oleana
...Not really. - MC Oleana
Rawstberry lemonade. Pleasantly fruity. - MC Oleana
No. Now eat your Sour Instant-Noodle Curry. - MC Oleana
It has everything I would need in a meal. Protein. Fiber. Rawstberry lemonade flavor. - MC Oleana
Blended a cut of cluckbeast, kale, and a packet of Crystal Light together. This is #Efficiency. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
Constraints are what build the creative muscle in the first place. It's called critical thinking. - MC Oleana
"All the rules limit my creativity in roleplay." So you can't be creative within a structured framework? Sounds like a skill issue. - MC Oleana
Your fiduspawn are going to be painfully under-leveled if you keep smiting every pathetic beast that crosses your path yourself. - MC Oleana
I would never put my name on such a statement. But... - MC Oleana
Do not be fooled. They are also really annoying. - MC Oleana
#PSA: If you see this #Fiduspawn in the wild, it should be culled immediately. This isn't a matter of public safety or ecological concern, I just don't like the things. #SpawnSaturday https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b153c54e39b1.png - MC Oleana
You could have fooled me. - MC Oleana
Mad because you don't know what to chitt about? - MC Oleana
"I don't know what to chitt about" I honestly couldn't relate less. I have drafts you couldn't even fathom. #GrindsetMindset #WomenInSTEM - MC Oleana
It makes you look sensitive and tenderpushered, to be honest. Send a pitiful beast to do the fighting for you like a real troll. What are you, a vegetarian? - MC Oleana
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/637f57e0ba7e.png - MC Oleana
That's why they pay me the big caegars. - MC Oleana
No, I think you're onto something. It might not be too late to post a public retraction. - MC Oleana
Pusherbreaking: You just agreed with an Ampora. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e53f9c1eaed.png - MC Oleana
It takes a very #Brave troll to admit when he's wrong, and I stand behind you wholepusherly. I'd also like to go on the record and say that I retract any former statements I may or may not have made vis a vis having some harmless fun playing wiggler games. - MC Oleana
Reality isn't supposed to be fun. - MC Oleana
There should be a style of FLARPing where instead of a Stat Bat, you have a resume. And instead of fighting monsters, you become gainfully employed. EXcept instead of playing make-believe, you actually do it for real. #LifeAdvice - MC Oleana
My lusus and I have an unbreakable bond. We're very close. EXcept when she eats my Slewboutins. Or I forget to bring her nanab peels. - MC Oleana
That's quite long for a "mild" spat. - MC Oleana
You might not understand this. But if you're powerful and wealthy enough, you don't have to take punches from any troll off the cement strips just because they don't like your posts. That's what goons are for. Blows are reserved for quadrants, and applications are closed. - MC Oleana
Hiring you for that would be counter to my ambitions. At least some of which are to not get punched. - MC Oleana
Why? Are they ashamed of you? - MC Oleana
Good and evil are often subjective. But yes. I suppose we can agree that direction action is not often achieved without bloodshed. - MC Oleana
Not all good intentions will be understood. Not all good deeds can be done with clean fronds. The most you can do is hope that the outcome was worth the path paved in blood. #MacroCullsmos reminds you to call your lusus today. Even if she’s better off not knowing. #LususDay #Sponsored #Advertisement - MC Oleana
I should hardly be surprised one such as you would be versed in the art of antisocial media optimization. - MC Oleana
I plan to share a picture of her a little later today, actually, if you can stand the suspense. I'm simply waiting for "peak hours," as one does. - MC Oleana
I'm getting more "hates" than usual today. I must be doing something right. Or else the trolls on here are merely projecting their lusus issues onto me, for the day. Whatever works. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
So true. #WomenInSTEM https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/509fc684baf0.png - MC Oleana
Hm. Well this certainly would prove your loyalty and give you a stem up to distinguishing yourself among your other vile, contemptible peers. - MC Oleana
Ask and you shall receive, apparently. I'm impressed by the dedication. - MC Oleana
I'm going to need all the botting accounts to go back to hating chitts. My ratio isn't going to fiX itself. - MC Oleana
// ooc pinned post Hello! This is my humble troll AU for Oleana Pokemon. Oleana is an Alternian troll. In adulthood, she was sent to colonize a planet called Pomon, a land overpopulated by creatures called Fiduspawn. Several generations before her, the first wave of troll colonizers captured and selectively bred the beasts, making them into what is now a media giant - an extended universe of card games, video games, anime, and more. Pomon essentially works on similar rules to the Pokemon universe. Capturing, trading, and battling are all commonplace activities for the trolls who reside there. Oleana is currently the Vice President of Macro Cullsmos, a large business conglomerate with a sizable footprint on Pomon. They are primarily concerned with energy, but have a range of other subsidiaries. Thanks to Oleana, they have also been able to capitalize on the Fiduspawn franchise with their own accessory, the Dynamax Band, utilizing the company's patented energy source. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png
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<-(((Lead to gold is such a lossy conversion that it is little more than a parlor trick for those with a little know how to amaze clueless guests with or for pupas who just got a junior alchemestriker set on 12 perigee)))->
✧˗ˏˋGET ME OUT OF THIS BORING MEETING, its been 3 hours more like 3 SWEE𝐏S, I'm the guy that runs things in this place, I need to hire someone for this im going to start biting my nubs off!!! #HELLISREALANDITSA𝐏OWER𝐏OINTSLIDESHOWˎˊ˗✦
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◌ "The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity." ⧂
◌ "Refuse to accept the belief that your professional relevance, career success or financial security turns on the next update on the latest technology. Sometimes it's good to put the paddle down and just let the single-seated floating apparatus glide." ⧂
...Quite. Anyway. Keep at it, Mr. Aiaray. I trust you can tame that beastly bulb.
You need to cut it in half and then flip it halfway through. This being said why are you reheating that in the office...? I simply must ask Jane to get you over here for a visit so you can eat *real* food.
Hey noow that i'm foorever stuck with a curse oof being Wroothe's doom i expect yoou too shoow me moore respect froom noow oon because i'm basically dooing goog's woork
Make me prooud stallioon
◌ Here I had hoped to see a dashboard that didn't fill me with every level of confusion and frustration possible. ⧂
50,000 wwinged beasts wwrithin in the eternal bleach wwhite gleamin radiance and wwrath from wwhich i draww my limitless powwer and they all submit to me as their sovvereign prince ok?
What the fuck. #nsfw ? https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/Illustration22.png
my thing is wwhy should you evven havve to apologize for if wwe are bein real here some vvery mild comments in acknowwledgement a the hemospectrum bunch a thin carapaced pupas on here i swwear
◌ That name and tag do not match. That being said, good on you for taking accountability for yourself, Wrothe. It shows that you are capable of listening, learning, and developing — the makings of a good worker and competent individual. ⧂
◌ Thank you Casper. Let me know what happens with whatever Wrothe is doing, will you? ⧂
✧˗ˏˋOh, so you save me caeger, I like that moxie, BLUE-BOY🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👍👍👍👍ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋSomeone, come pick this cigarette and smoke it infront of me, Ive become pissed off at the idea of this delicious little shit going unsmoked😒😒😒✦ I wont do it 🤢but Ill watch for a couple of bucks just to ease these nerves✦ I need another smoke✦ˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋTook a smoke break amidst my creative juices flowing and saw a whole cig on the floor, who died to give that shit up, I'm half tempted to smoke the thing to honor the clearly dead prior owner✦ Not even stepped on✦ #Cinderellaˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋI know, starstruck, aren't you? 𝐏ut the socks I knocked back on, sport, I dont care much for slacking on the clock! #TIMEISMONEYˎˊ˗✦
✧˗ˏˋAs a businessman I RES𝐏ECT the low level cogs in my beautiful machine, the sweat of their brow greases the inner workings and keeps MY lights on! Now, once they can handle the spotlight maybe Id consider letting them climb the rung of "living dartboard" on MY business model, ITS A DOGGY DOG WORLD AND I GOT MANY LEASHES TO MANAGE ALREADY!!! #WearingTheBoss𝐏antsˎˊ˗✦
I'd post my daily beauty post, but I'll be reel baddies. I'm tired today. #beautiful #gorgeous #slayeveryday
Noothing kitten doon't woorry keep sitting there erected
I may be the .o°nly .o°ne b.o°ld en.o°ugh t.o° make the ckaim but. I think s.o°me .o°f y.o°u are jeal.o°us .o°f @gratuit.o°usAnnuity 's can-d.o° attitude and never say die mentality
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....ew. omg. why dont you pick your horns up + act like you were hatched better than this!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ now i just feel bad! + i literally wasnt even pitying you that much when you were live! i was honestlyyyy only glubbing about it.... }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ GET BETTER + SOON! }*____*{ YOU LITERALLLLY HAVE NO CHOICE, WORSTIE! }⟡____⟡{ }⟡____⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/J7PvGy1J/Untitled280-20260504002236.png My attire for tomorrow's gala. (((Ooc: Art by me 👌))) ⧂
>([w#en im #appy i say: bitc#es love t#e way i float] >([w#en im sad i say: t#is time im really boutta do it]
>>| my thinkpan decided to try .a rock for .unknown reason. my mentality was, .i guess, .overtaken by such desire .and so. my teeth .itch now .and .in pain. .and for some reason my thinkpan feels like fried cluckbeast .ovals.
alrig)(t suckas take fuckin two of t)(is damn auction; t)(is time it's a fuckin form since i need to c)(ew your fuckin nutrients and feed t)(em to you t)(roug)( your damn C)(UT----E. form: )(ttps://forms.gle/DxVVGzgCmscvaVyQA context: )(ttps://c)(ittr.in/profile/coronateCruelty/2bc954fa-970d-43ff-b215-fc05c8f44c67 I WILL B-E R-EC)(ITTIN T)(IS FORM -EV-ERY DAY FOR A W-E-EK UNTIL CLOS-E, AND ANYT)(IN YOU WANNA SAY ABOUT T)(IS YOU SAY UND-ER #bountyauction ALL )(AIL T)(----E -------EMPIR------E ALL )(AIL YOUR ------EMPR-------ESS!!!
I am not losing my mind. I am normal and not losing my mind. I love falling asleep at my husktop and having dayterrors for 7 hours straight. Finals wipe is my favorite wipe. My group project members are highly competent and easy to be around. #Affirmations #Manifesting #AKALying
8-> I AM BEYOND PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THE VERY FIRST BLOCKCHAIN INTEGRATED ENTRY IN THE ACCLAIMED COOKING MAMA SERIES. I HAD PERSONAL INPUT IN THE CYPHERCASH INTEGRATION OF THIS FANTASTIC GAME. DOWNLOAD IT DIGITALLY TONIGHT! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98d58bf6ca70.png
:o) As you can all see I have been graciously bestowed favor :o) By my wonderful Lord, Caliborn-sama :o) These are the boons you can hope and scrabble to achieve :o) If you dedicate yourself to the craft of being a bad as fuck dude with a badass back hand who says #swagever to the bullshit noise and is cold as hell and MOTHERFUCKING PIOUS.
◌ It's a pity, but at least I can stay at the office without any worry about my place in the competition. Frankly I couldn't see myself lasting another two rounds, if the challenges were to be as physical as they seemed like they were going to be. I only got through the first one because my teammate had the quick thinking to construct a fire, and because the show host herself seemed biased against the one of the opponent's creations. ⧂
◌ My head is killing me. There aren't prescription medications powerful enough on this planet to make this migraine go away, it seems. ⧂
>([last wiceend i saw a restaurant in strong#old 21 t#at was advertising "girl dinner" for 35 loops t#ey didnt even say w#at was in it]
The ex-buoyfrond has been out of his dungeon for a ψeek, and he has been on good behavior; he's graduated from Grubmart cloψn to court jester.
Anyψave, I'm gorgeous, you're gorgeous. ψhat's the tea for the day, gills, gays, and theys, aside from that body, of course. #clockit #yourbodyistea #slayeveryday
Thank Gnome It's Friday.............
I believe I have recovered from my...Episode. Thank you, everyone, for bearing with the silence. I'm on the mend, as it were.
Attention: I made a mistake in my bulge ratings! @gratuitousAnnuity moves up *one* spot. Hhh. Sorry. It was a mistake on my part! This has been peer reviewed by someone I trust very much! Hheh. Won't happen again! Spreadsheets are new to me... #nsfw #bulgeratings
((the art is so wonderful oh my goodness!! i love this fella
◌ “Persistence. Perfection. Patience. Power. Prioritize your passion. It keeps you sane.” ⧂
New Outfit #newoutfit Tonight #tonight. https://i.imgur.com/0gn7kfw.png
Ah, wait. I know this one. Even I have seen the antics of Wrothe Aiaray.
# Wow, look at you go! Good job! Be$t of lu¢k! #
A Virus? Grow Up. Rub Some Dirt In It And Move On. We Have An Empire To Run.............
do it naked with your suit folded neatly beside you next time!
♤ Good Man. I Like Your Points And Words. Keep Up The Good Work. ♤
Hrngh.
Ah, as always you prove yourself to be my most loyal and verbose of underlings. Good man, Wrothe.
◌ As unprofessional as a sandals and overshirt combination is, it would save me from this fresh suffering. ⧂
◌ I am going for a walk on the beach before the sun rises. I... really should have brought something besides suits. My shoes are entirely full of sand. ⧂
Everyone, remember. I'm gorgeous. #beautiful #gorgeous #graceful #ψokeuplikethis
◌ 32. ⧂
◌ My Chittr is loading so slowly I can't access any of my notifications. I hope all 9 of them aren't important at all. ⧂
its junjou romantica if thats not it it also reminds me of sekaiichi hatsukoi: onodera ritsu no baai but it could be my bias is showing or may i have a taste
Hoold oon i might be interested in that
[THI$ LOOK$ FLAMING HOT I'LL TALK TO MY EMPLOYEE$ AND TRY TO FIND IT JU$T FOR YOU MR. AIARAY]
◌ Otherwise indisposed for the next several hours. Stay safe, all. ⧂
You all need this brain training game far more than I do. I sincerely think the reading level for this website might not exceed that of a wriggler in the cavern schools. I'll be surprised if anyone even manages to parse this for having words containing more than five letters.
General PSA, but it's typically considered best practice to read the listing of the job you're applying for. Your boss isn't going to comfort you if you show up to the studio thinking you're going to be on camera slathering up the actors in oil when you're actually just there to run coffee and fetch towels. Come on.
◌ "Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything." ⧂
THEY SAID I COuLD PROTOTYPE ANYTHING I WANTED. SO I TOOK THE REGISTERED GOD PARTICLE ON MY HIP. AND I CHuCKED THAT SHIT LIKE IT WAS A CABER TOSS FREELIFT IN THE uPPER WEIGHT CATEGORY. AND I LANDED THAT SHIT SMACK DAB IN THE 12 O' CLOCK POSITION. RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GOLDEN GLOWING BuTTHOLE OF AuRA ITSELF. NOW NO ONE WILL FuCK WITH ME. GuESS WHY. GuESS WHY. BECAuSE MY ANuS IS A DICK GuILLOTINE. I'VE GOT EVERY SHOOTER uNDER MY COMMAND. ALL THE GuNS ARE CALIBORN CALIBER. https://i.imgur.com/P3cC8YX.png
@tumblingTenet #nsfw #bulgerating Okay everyone. This is a unique one! The stats basically don't matter. For me, anyway. Strength: 6. Really strong! But not as powerful as other purplebloods. Pliability: 8. Really good! Length: 6. Throat tickler for sure... Girth: 4. Won't break your jaw. X-Factor: 10!!!!!! HIS BULGE HAS CHUCKLEVOODOO PSYCHOACTIVE NODES. LOWBLOODS. PSIONIC RECEPTIVELOWBLOODS. TRYCOMMUNICATING AGAINSTHISBULGE. YOU WON'T REGRET IT! Hhhh He is made to be a sensual #subjuboss in a society in which bulge-based exchanges are regular. He reads like one of @archiveAddict's fantasies. His taste is that of juniper berry mead and a light earthtone. His smell is probably the worst part of it? He radiates, like, a pungent smell. But that is likely just his chucklevoodoos interacting with my pan! But-- It's also similar to that of human musk! Hhh. Icouldntstoplookingat it. Palind Pinnip is ideal for anyone trying to delve into Meionics. Hhhhhh.
You Cannot Rely On Anyone To Walk With You Forever. Only Your Shadow Follows You From Hatching To Death.............
OMFG. Lik£, un*on talk.. Lik£, SCARY! ;[
◌ An immediate 10 reactions. Good dusk, Wrothe, Himero and Chchow. ⧂
◌ Hm. Let's hope that doesn't just make this place worse. #vagueposting and so on ⧂
I sneezed so hard my fins flared the fuck out. these motherfuckers big as shell! almost as big as my forehead.
# Oh, I ¢ould go for $ome of that right now! Ha, you're making me hungry! #
◌ As if I needed more convincing to put my palmhusk away. Have fun with your postings, all. I leave you with this, for those who may feel insecure: "It's not the size of the dreamer, it's the size of the dream." #nsfw to be safe. ⧂
thus is the prince of hope enthroned crowwned not by gold but by the wwar song a fifty thousand wwrath-wweary angels wwhere he treads the darkness retreats before his light beautiful and terrible as the dawwn https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5107e9ca5e88.png #fitcheck @gratuitousAnnuity @handMaid
◌ Not you, Wrothe. ⧂
◌ Malicious forces are at play in my life. ⧂
Lik£ WOAH. OMFG. lik£, Wroth£. Your£ lik£, a sparkling st£p in th£ lik£, ladd£r!!! ;,[ Iv£ lik£, always lik£, b££n lik£, wow.. wroth£ is lik£, so hard working what I wouldnt do to lik£, hav£ him r£plac£ lik£, all th£ t£rribl£ Cl£mti & co £mploy££s.. ;,[
◌ To that end: I have never been one to believe forgiveness is necessarily a given. There are those in your life who will harm you, and there are those who will treat you in such a way that it will alter the way you perceive the world for the rest of your time in it. Some say 'forgiveness is strength', to say that one is only strong when they are able to find the words to let wrongful actions slip from their mind. But I do not believe that. Forgiveness is earned. It is a gift that you grant, and there are some who will never deserve it. ⧂
Total Drama Island Is Another Glaring, Festering Wound On Our Society. Just One More Symptom Of The Sickness Bubbling Under Our Skin.............
◌ This post wasn't about you, Wrothe. It's alright. ⧂
◌ I try to see the best in everyone. I truly do. ⧂
Lik£, buddy.. AW. OMFG. ;,[ Its lik£, okay!!
◌ "As long as I live I will have control over my being." ⧂
[WHAT IF IN$TEAD OF REVIEWING BULGE$ PEOPLE REVIEWED THE #URRENT $TATE OF THEIR BANK A##OUNT!!!!!!]
◌ This is shameful. ⧂
◌ "What we can control is our performance and our execution, and that's what we're going to focus on." ⧂
ough sorry i havent been on tonight the muses were GUIdING me to Paint the messiah in all her TENdER mercy so i COULdNT stoP @gutsyGumshoe httPs://i.imgur.com/AfCc2cw.Png
◌ I have also been reprimanded by my competition for wearing a suit to the event. Unfortunately, I exclusively packed suits, so this is something we are all going to have to deal with. ⧂
The #totaldramaisland auditions are ROLLING IN. We are pleased to report a BUMPER CROP of eligible candidates. Please continue to post your submissions and to tag myself and @starPower. ... I WISH you could read what I'm reading. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e01183f9898c.png
◌ I will be retreating away from the campfire and to my temporary hive to set up the space, so I can consider this first night of competition a resounding success. Thank you to all who supported me on here. I hope to continue to let that support be justified in the future. ⧂
◌ Reading chits that are intended to be vague when you have explicit knowledge that tells you exactly what they're talking about... is very amusing. ⧂
Lik£, OMG. YAY!!<3 Lik£, thank you lik£, so much!!! ;P
>>>(Defective) tip >>>(All) herbivores are lying carnivores
# Go ea$y on him! $ometime$ a fella'$ ju$t gotta eat! #
◌ I'm going to disregard that follow. ⧂
xx_if_evidet_doesnt_win_im_killing_someone_btw_xx
◌ Ah, it seems #matespritisland is starting soon. Wish the other contestants and I luck. ⧂
So You Say. I Will Put This One On The List Nonetheless.............
your noble boots squeak of the finest musclebeast leather as you step out and kick em my wway after spendin the wwhole day wwadin through god knowws wwhat slayin any peon wwho looks at your sidewways swweatin the wwhole wway the aroma makes me faint wwith a.thrasher #nsfwwe #nsfww #bootstinklovversunite
Back In My Nights, Trolls Had Class. Culture. We Were Not Crude Animals Mindlessly Thrusting Into The Air As A Kind Of Mating Dance On The Internet. Oh, How Our People Have Fallen............. #nsfw.............
◌ That being said. I appreciate his support as much as I appreciate the support of any other. "A tower is only as strong as the foundation that supports it." ⧂
H...hgihbldoods prisase #nsfw
# Ha, yeah! I'm rooting for him over here too! #
◌ Sometimes I worry about him. #vagueposting ⧂
◌ Tonight will be the first night of Matesprit Island. Wish me luck everyone, I hope to have the support of at least some of you. ⧂
♰ my swim suit seems to be shrinking. it will have to do.. i need some moon tan time ♰
38) Buoy, you will be so reefwarded!
FIRST ROYAL D-ECR-E-E OF )(-ER IN-EVITABL-E COMMUNION, -EMPR-ESS F-EF-ERI P-EIX-ES By t)(e aut)(ority of t)(e t)(rone and under t)(e endless gaze of Alternia’s sacred seas, I issue my first decree as -Empress. Let it be known across every )(ive, trenc)(, battles)(ip, and imperial corridor t)(at loyalty to t)(e crown is no longer to be measured solely t)(roug)( fear. Fear is easy. Any brute wit)( a weapon can inspire fear. I require devotion. From t)(is moment onward, all members of t)(e imperial court, military officials, and noble )(ouses seaking favor beneat)( t)(e t)(rone must present t)(emselves openly and swear personal allegiance before t)(e -Empress )(erself. No more )(idden knives be)(ind re)(earsed smiles. No more )(ollow obedience offered only out of survival. If you serve me, you will say so proudly. If you disobey me, you will fall in line. Furt)(ermore, t)(e needless execution of lowblood subjects for minor insolence, entertainment, or decorative punis)(ment is to be reduced under crown scrutiny. Cullings will remain a necessity of Alternian order, but wastefulness weakens t)(e empire. A living worker is often more useful t)(an a dead one staining palace tiles. Do not mistake mercy for softness. I did not ascend t)(is t)(rone by being weak. T)(e former -Empress rotted in silence w)(ile t)(e empire )(eld its breat)( around )(er sleeping corpse. I ended t)(at silence. I claimed t)(e future wit)( my own )(ands. Now Alternia belongs to a new tide. Serve well, and you may flouris)( beneat)( it. Resist, and t)(e sea will take you. 38D
# Well if that doe$n't boo$t my ¢onfiden¢e, I don't know what will! Thank you, Mr. Aiaray! I think I'll give it a try, then! #
# U$ually I $have off any $tray ¢hin hair$ in the intere$t of looking ¢lean and well-kept, but I might ju$t let the $tubble $tay thi$ time! Who know$, maybe I'll end up with a full beard! Wonder how that'll look! #
>>>( #Vaguepost )
# Loving all the tran$ pride I'm $eeing! Here at Haliot ¢o., we $upport tran$ right$, tran$ wrong$, and everything in between! Our ¢EO i$ even tran$, ha! Wink wink nudge nudge et¢etera! #
gUeSs yOu gOnNa hAvE To mIlK A LoT MoRe oUt oF Me lIkE It's tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG NeW FlAvOr oF CoFfEe mAtE In tHe cUbIcLe. ThIs sHiT Is lIkE A CoLoRfUl bOtTlE ThAt gOeS So hArD It mAkEs yOuR GaNdEr bUlBs bLeEd. ShIt sAyS "mOtHeR FuCkInG CrAcK" oN ThE FrOnT Of tHe bOtTlE ThE WaY YoU Be nUrSiNg fRoM ThIs lId bRoThEr.
yOu tRyInG To sAy yOu bEnEaTh mE? lIkE UnDeR My hEeL AnD LoOkInG Up aT Me sCrAbBlInG LiKe a lItTlE BuG At mY MoThEr fUcKiNg lOcOmOtIoN StAlKs? SoRrY. mAyBe i sHoUlD ReEl tHiS BaCk iN BeFoRe yOu kEeP PuLlInG It oUt aNd iT BeCoMeS An eNdLeSs sTrInG Of cOlOrFuL AsS ScArVeS. yOu'rE WeLcOmE.
(╥﹏╥) I think the other photographers on this site are giving a bad name to candid shots... (っ- ‸ - ς) I don't think some of you care about the people you're taking pictures of at all... completely lacking the want to protect them...
◌ “Identity cannot be found or fabricated but emerges from within when one has the courage to let go." #Transrights. ⧂
giovanni battista salvi da sassoferrato madonna and child c. 1650 oil on canvas https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1e10c74b970d.png
enough rumblesphere chits lets get some aura farmin on the tl ill start https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6bc6768f0a4.png
◌ This is a trend I can neither participate in nor watch. However, I will leave you all with another quote for the road: "The pain you feel today will be the strength you feel tomorrow." ⧂
Dear god. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7d4308246c45.PNG
https://i.postimg.cc/4ysccW3s/image-²0²6-04-²5-²¹5¹3950¹.png It may not be the purpose of this trend, but in support of it and as a callback to my own personal growth from the beginning of my training journey it feels right to re-post my post-training progress photo from all that time ago.¹ Much has happened since then, and I still have yet to find myself in a ring of any sort, but I continue my training to this night in the event I do. ¹ #nsfw to be safe. #progress #training ((ooc: art is mine!))
𖦤 Permit / me / this / one / moment / of / vanity I'm / repostin' / my / tits / #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/baca1a5a10c3.png :||
◌ That sounds nice. Skeptical about the Real Hivematesprits part, but open to it. ⧂
◌ I think you are a kind individual. ⧂
◌ “A leader is one who knows the way, goes the way, and shows the way.” ⧂
# I appre¢iate you $aying that, Mr. Aiaray! Ooh, he would ju$t hate to $ee it! Almo$t wi$h he ¢ould $o I ¢ould rub it in hi$ fa¢e, ha! #
@ole nderSupernov https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6e54e88fb1df.png
is anyone good at chess! 0v0"
# Here'$ the mafia man I know! Real pie¢e of work! Haven't $eem him in a little, whi¢h i$ probably for the be$t! Between you and me, I think he wa$ a little <3< for me if ya know what I mean! Wonder how he'$ doing! # http$://media.di$¢ordapp.net/atta¢hment$/1024198171074777170/1497737972169310329/Untitled8_20260425191551.png?ex=69ee9¢af&i$=69ed4b2f&hm=0836324eaa1145d73a39b3e52beadb45b545¢573272e138711d5fa89a5d1b8e5&=&format=webp&quality=lo$$le$$&width=473&height=534 #
@gratuitousAnnuity sorry for the ping, and sorry if I got some details wrong!! I like your guy!! Little doodle ദ്ദി also sorry for not just dming it but apparently images do not embed in dms whoops https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024198171074777170/1497720609424150548/IMG_6402.png?ex=69ee8c83&is=69ed3b03&hm=4caba3c0d3979ff46d38895db3258ce0bfaccae2497cdb623f212a66b6d8fc1b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=495&height=505
◌ I am finally free from that meeting. I may never return to the office again. ⧂
Thinking of becoming ★ tyr★nt. Might be the move.
◌ I think it is always important to highlight the heroes of a community. While I may not understand what most of it means, @adiosToreador has claimed herself to be the former leader of a ghost army that defeated (who I understand) was a very evil and powerful foe, and for some reason has not been recognized for this feat. I think we should in all be in agreement she deserves a round of applause and our respect for that. ⧂
@gratuitousAnnuity The quirk is fine. It's the things you say that turn my stomach.
# Ha, look at that! He'$ your $pitting image! #
# If I were a le$$er man, my arm$ might be $ore from all that fi$hing ye$ternight! But $eeing a$ I'm a profe$$ional, my arm$ are fine, and I will be returning to bu$ine$$ a$ u$ual at Haliot ¢o.! Have a produ¢tive night, everyone! #
Obviously we're workshopping a #SignatureScent for @caligulasAquarium. I believe we're nearing the final result. Give him a sniff if you ever have the chance. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2563b639e71b.png
two general topics that Never Change. bland. Boring, even.
◌ Alright, that's enough from me. Have fun with the rest. ⧂
Yuh. Literally an empress, so I'm literally so busy. Still #beautiful #slayingeveryday #gorgeous
Sorry, I've not been posting, babes, I'm being a boss beach! #politics #finances #bossbitch
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/385a7c964473.png
reminder that the early grub gets the wworm but the successful grub culls the first one then devvours the entire cluster https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2271dadde4d1.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #grindset #empiremindset @gratuitousAnnuity #justsoyoucancheckmyfit
im countin on that wwrothe
and the kull comes rollin in
✂Me and who? #violence #torture https://i.i♭♭.co/Kc4V♭XLf/forfun.png
# I'm tru$ting you on thi$ one, Mr. Aiaray! Let'$ hope for both our $ake$ that you're right! #
# Intere$ting! Thank$ for the tip! #
◌ "There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul." ⧂
# It ¢ertainly i$ refre$hing to $ee a bun¢h of re$pe¢table bu$ine$$ afi¢ionado$ on here, you've got that right! #
◌ I love how many trolls in business are on here. It's invaluable to have a resource where you can keep tabs on those in the field. ⧂
Wow. Such high praise. I will look back fondly on this. - MC Oleana
◌ We love to see it! I don't know who you are, but I trust your word that you are respected in the science and business worlds. Never let an unnecessary dim keep you from making motions. ⧂
It seems the photorturegrapher decided to go with a candid, rather than any of the photos I actually posed for. #Business #Fashion #WomenInSTEM #EntrepenannihilatorSpirit #NoFilter https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63ae7fd6d56a.png - MC Oleana
the business and financial troll chittr community subplot https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4421717b80e8.gif (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, performance review week, the numbers are going up, #yaoicoin, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
◌ Before I turned it into a company, I got my start tinkering in my hivedwell. The first thing I ever made commercially was a portable spinning blade device used to cool yourself off in the heat. I found out shortly after that those already existed when I was served legal papers, but it was a good learning experience. ⧂
Wrothe Gets A Promotion
◌ I need a drink. #substance ⧂
◌ Fishing friday was a resounding success, and I am now returning to my hive to make a meal of my catch. Thank you to Wrothe for joining me in the outing even if he kept posting chits and making weird faces the entire time. ⧂
⚇ then keep your eyes open, wrothe aiaray. ⚇ keep your ears pricked. ⚇ keep looking behind you. ⚇ because one day i'll find you ⚇ and then you'll be clown food. ⚇
◌ I worry he would have a fetish for that as well. ⧂
◌ I have never been more uncomfortable in the entire 20 sweeps I have been alive. ⧂
# Hey, great job! Ya got $omething! It'$ a $tart! Keep up the good work! #
◌ I allowed him to hold my FISHING rod while I wrangled a large fish. I want that clarification out there. ⧂
╰┈ Yes, but you are giving ammo directly to the people who dislike you when you speak in such a way. ╰┈ I am not one of those people, but your little red friend may come and use your words against you as he does.
# In honor of #fi$hingfriday, I've given my employee$ the day off! Helehn and I are going to go fi$hing! Good lu¢k to everyone el$e out there ¢a$ting their rod$ a$ well! Reel them in, ¢hamp$! #
✐ᝰ Oh! So... You're doing the fishing? ᝰᝰ
◌ So far so good. I have yet to catch a fish, but being outdoors is nice. Wrothe is mostly behaving himself, even though I keep seeing him pick up his device and go on Chittr. ⧂
# Woah, fi$hing Friday already? Have a bla$t out there! #
◌ I am bringing Wrothe fishing under the condition that he does not make any chits like that while we are out. Please wish him luck as I know this will be very difficult for him. ⧂
# I don't plan to bite the ¢urb anytime $oon! Good lu¢k with the re$t of the fu¢h$ia$! Don't get your$elf hurt! #
◌ I am celebrating #fiscalfriday by ensuring the finances of my company are in order after my temporary break. ⧂
◌ Then I will most likely celebrate #fishingfriday ⧂
eridan evverydays
You had me worried for the last bastion of the white collar working class, for a moment. Never do it again. - MC Oleana
YOU are possibly worth scraping the bottom of my shoes with your miserable lunch-stained mouth.
Ok. I can tell I am stomping the gas pedal on the general populace with undeserved vigor. We're #niceposting now. React and I will say something nice to you.
fuck it leavvin the office early i need to be out there wwith rod in prong and salty spray in my hair its #fishingfriday
the stygian suitors havve come clamberin after me in drovves evver since i got ritual executed that one time i almost dont knoww wwhat to do wwith all this boilin hot scorn pourin ovver my head but thankfully the propensity for hate wwithin me is near boundless so let the haters come i say may they all be swwept into the tenebrous maelstrom that rages wwithin my aquatic pusher just not durin office hours
Not many things get a belly laugh from me but that last one did.
In honor of #fishingfriday, I'd like to commemorate the most DESIRABLE CATCHES the parasocial users of this platform are endlessly baiting their hooks over. Beware: - The REASSURANCE REAPER. Most commonly downplaying their own social prowess (although at this point I think you people might be grading yourselves quite fairly). - The SYMPATHY SIFTER. Did you purchase yourself a coffee this morning? Good for you. They've never tried it. The purpleblood that keeps them locked in their basement makes them lick dirty puddle water from the dripping rusty pipes. They will make this your problem. - The SEXUAL ATTENTION SCAVENGER. No description for this one. I didn't say his name, but he popped up in your mind, didn't he?
♤ Alright I'm Back. My Council Did Nothing But Laugh At Me The Whole Time ♤
I.... suppose I appreciate the...(distinct lack of) confidence you seam to havve in me/us.
It would be unbecoming of me, and certainly tyrannical, to go back on the law of #CasualFridays, as his humble scheduellist. But just for you, I will make sure it is tightened eXtra snug, come Monday morning. - MC Oleana
♤ Is It Common For My Side Of The Caste Spectrum To Find A Fascination With The Lower End? Seems Odd. ♤
It's #CasualFriday, you know what that means. I have mercifully allowed Chairmancer Rouzze to loosen the knot of his signature Eldredge Knot Tie. #TGIF https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/56d2e9571f5c.jpg - MC Oleana
◌ "You were born to win, but to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win.” ⧂
◌ “Leaders never use the word failure. They look upon setbacks as learning experiences.” ⧂
◌ Whatever you say, Wrothe. ⧂
When there is only one path in front of you, it is only logical to follow.
# Vi$iting Helehn'$ hive and wow, I haven't had to du¢k through a doorway in a little while between my hive and the Haliot ¢o. building! I almo$t forget how $hort other troll$ are, ha! And an a$ide note, at Haliot ¢o. we have door$ that $uit the need$ of troll$ up to 12 $¢uttle pod$ tall! A¢¢ommodating for every employee (up to 12 $¢uttle pod$ tall!) #
◌ "Failure will never overtake me if my determination to succeed is strong enough." ⧂
◌ "Good, better, best. Never let it rest. 'Til your good is better and your better is best." ⧂
# Here at Haliot ¢o., we value ea¢h and every one of our hardworking employee$! Worm$ i$n't a term I would u$e to de$¢ribe any of them! #
y is everyone beung so mean to that up and down business guy :(
ok well now my dead self is calling me a bulge tease it got worse 0n0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Figured I'd post this new iↄ=Con of mine for lot folks to see! https://ↄ=Cdn.imgↄ=Chest.ↄ=Com/files/64e8ↄ=C586ↄ=C5b4.png
Sign this, sign that. How about you sign some goddamn paperwork for once.
◌ Every time I slip off the hook, you reel me back in. ⧂
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Filled with Impermanence!
We do not have a parasocial relationship. You are my valued constituent. I care about you.
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I HAVE TOO MuCH MONEY. I HAVE BEEN GETTING TOO MuCH MONEY. HOLLOW OuT A BITCH’S SKuLL BY THE CALIBER. CALL THAT AN ASSET LIQuIDATION. RIP HER HEART OuT HER CHEST AND CRuSH THAT SHIT WHILE IT’S STILL BEATING. CALL THAT ASSET FORFEITuRE. POP SOME SMOKE IN A DuMB PuPPET’S DOME CALL THAN AN ADVANCE ON INHERITANCE. FuCK WITH ME. #GORE #IF-YOu-ARE-A-PuSSY
+..Ou♱ of ♱he la♱ex hell..+
Good. A man is only as powerful as the fuel he puts in his body. If you eat slop, you *are* slop.
I truly need to introduce you to the joys of a monte cristo. Its like a sandwich but actually worth preparing.
thank you wrothe. this is nice
◌ I've retrieved my palmhusk after swearaing to take it way for the night. I don't know who Trollbama is but I mourn for the loss of a powerful figure wh was clearly well rspectd by all I'm being reminded to put my palmhusk away again ⧂
◌ Blatant pitch-flirting on my dashboard. How entertaining. ⧂
Here's my first post! Loↄ=Cal meↄ=Chaniↄ=C in the area. You broke it? I'll fix it! Customer satisfaↄ=Ction guaranteed! https://ↄ=Cdn.imgↄ=Chest.ↄ=Com/files/0d0f7e52d3ad.png
@freakNasty We have our first fanmail submission. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/738eef8934d7.gif
◌ I might be out of motivational quotes for the night. ⧂
◌ I know, Wrothe. I'll be alright. ⧂
◌ All of that aside, being on an island for once is nice. It is very warm and it's a relief to get to stretch my arms out for once. ⧂
wait that SOUNdS really nice what's the Problem
◌ Four trolls vouch for Chchow Crunch, so I feel confident in thanking her for the follow. ⧂
# Yee$h, good lu¢k with that one! #
(V)(',,')(V) o well teeeechnically its LIDAEL b℧t every1 calls me dale mostly (V)(ˆ𐃷ˆ)(V)
◌ I do. Thank you for the show of support. I can tell you're someone who understands what it means to sit at the top. ⧂
Heterosexual this and homosexual that. Where in blue blazes are my metrosexual scumbags in their skinny scarves and deep V-neck shirts??? Am I suddenly describing an endangered species? A relic lost to time? No one remembers 2011???
(°. i'm p𖦹werless against my 𖦹verl𖦹rds .°)
fuck1ng what the hell 1s wrong w1th you @gratu1tousAnnu1ty https://f1le.garden/adF0jTOt11Z83cf1/wrothe%20on%20f1re.g1f
Girls' night is going swimmingly, for those of you curious. <:|
?Please? ill let you clean more whalemilk off me
concept: your boss leaning over you and looking over the report in front of you their breath warm over your shoulder reaching around you to flip through the pages and completely pinning you in from their position looming above murmuring words of encouragement only for you to hear as they verify what youve offered you tense up more and more with each new page they turn knowing its your hard work theyre praising your legs crossed tightly beneath your desk "good" "thats it" "just like that" "thats so good, y/n" "good" (tags: Reader/Boss, office place, #rankworks, #nsfw, reportplay, workplay, power imbalance, praise kink, caste difference just in case, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
# Hey, maybe it'$ not too late! They might $till ¢ome around! #
# Two fine bu$ine$$troll$ talking about bu$ine$$ thing$! ¢la$$y and ¢ordial, the whole $¢hebang! #
# Aw, don't let that get ya down! They probably wouldn't know a good bu$ine$$ ¢ard if it $lipped into their $hirt po¢ket! There'$ a rea$on they don't have the experien¢e you do! #
I know. Good man.
Disagree thoroughly with the budding sentiment that boys should not be fighting over you and rather should simply begin tonguing EACH OTHER. Whoever decided THAT was the move? I demand you resume the scuffle at once. Tear him to shreds! Your status in my periphery depends on it!!!
bbwws big bawwdy wwealthy wwomen
@caligulasAquarium returned from his shindig shortly after I returned home from my own trip, and we spent some time at the house just catching up on all the latest developments. Had dinner, et cetera. Which quickly devolved into watching CMV (Creator Music Videos) edits online. Now, *I* thought he was going to despise the myriad of Eridan edits compiled to the tune of "DON'T MESS WITH ME" by Temposhark (because they make ME guffaw like a starving mule; I find them absurd), but to my surprise he actually quite enjoyed them!! :| It THEN became my intention to find one that eclipsed his need for public attention into full-blown mortification. And I did, sure as sugar cubes. "KISS WITH A FIST" by Florence + the Machine. #erisol. I suspect each of the Creators has a most AND least favorite song to which their worshippers compile their lives into pithy shortform content. It has become my mission to find those songs.
WHO IN THE COCKFUCKING BLAZES IS CALLING ME THE MEG GRIFFIN OF THE ALPHA KIDS THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
Good morning, Chittrlings. (Fantastic term recommended to me by @ectoBiologist#9531 btw. Not only is it cut directly from the theming of the platform, it works because you all go on for miles and are ceaselessly full of shit!)
evveryones got to be an intern sometime lets see your hustle and then perhaps the day wwill come upon us that reimbursement can be discussed
"absolutely not. th1s w1ll last me as amusement for another 1000 sweeps. cont1nue to make more of these, 1 would l1ke to start ac collage"
Right. Ok. Yes, right there on the tin. I don't know what I expected. Secondary inquiry. If you're evil, why are you even concerned with the confusion of the masses as to your intentions?
Thank you! Why are you evil. I meant to inquire earlier.
Based on what.
Unreal Heiress, play XS by Rina Sawayama.
The "Rice Purity Test?" ... Could you not simply wash your grains of their imperfections prior to cooking? Some of you CLEARLY don't own the Betty Crocker Rinse & Ready Rice Separator. Three easy payments of $19.99. Shipping and handling included to most Kingdoms.
Nevermind. I should have known Rice Purity was going to be something filthy if I heard about it in this godforsaken cesspool. I'll make an attempt.
Oh, right. Rice Purity Score. I got a 36. I assume that's middling for an adult. #nsfw?
Like this chit and I'll artificially extend the lifespan or whatever grumpy cat cultural equivalent or shiba inu in a pair of glasses goes most viral on the internet this month. You want Lusus Moo Deng to live forever? Show me how badly.
First off: oh boy, what a fearful concept. :B Secondly: you DO recall that we can fly, don't you?
Pranks are A-OK on my seaward vessel, pally.
Do you realize how badly you must flub a social interaction to make ME the wokeJane. Genuine congratulations to that hot mess as she plummets from the rankings.
Jake is inebriated enough to tell me he Facetunes every one of his social media selfies and I am downright schnookered enough to tell you about it. I asked him what he adjusts and he said his jawline. That may have been TRUTH SERUM back at the swim-up bar. Then again, all poisons have their fatal dose. #substances
Another dinner complete. Guess whose dessert was whose. #alphakidtrip #birthdayyacht #NORMALyacht #plumbplatonic #chastityboat #food #dessert #substances #blessed https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a0e43be4a8d6.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cbd9f27b7b7.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c24b3373bc46.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/369b8bce3231.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27554b09e4d6.jpeg
Nothing QUITE like a group massage to round off seven solid days of professional decompression (there's a portmanteau to be had there but who could give a hoot about that right now). Guess who started sawing logs ten minutes into the rub. #jakesnoreglish I must give my companions their propers on how SEAMLESSLY we have socially integrated across this week of leisure. You may be wondering how that is even worth mentioning, given we are all adults who have been friends for over a decade who made the arrangements to venture out on vacation entirely of their own free will. To that I say: show me YOUR perfectly functional friend group. :| Trust me on this if you trust me on anything. For the Alpha Kids, one week of direct association without ANY strife is an accomplishment.
Oh, right. John came, too. For the final night. #AlphaKids #AndJohnToo #IGuess
No need to fret. I trust you kept a steady hand on the wheel in my absence.
Home at last- and with one more day to decompress before the turn of the work week! ... Ah, yes. 6,338 emails. That sounds about right. Unreal Heiress, initiate the inbox catch-up doomscroll.
I opened my phone straightaway to share with you some of the select moments of our great adventure. HOW is it possible that the ONLY photograph taken of the yacht is one I had to source off JAKE'S PHONE from the group chat. This is dog-piddle, bottom of the barrel capture work. That boy's phone is simply so shattered that I suspect he gives himself another earring every time he takes a call off speaker. Just embedding shards right in his lobes. His camera's as concussed as his melon. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aefe1225f72d.PNG
Inquiry for the troll population. Curious if this falls in line with your thought process. Is there a lusus which you might consider a red flag in a prospective acquaintance? If so, what is it?
I'm working in the hypothetical space. Factually speaking, you're correct. I don't think I have any interest in being pacified. I happen to have both hands perfectly secure on the wheel. But if a PERSON- any person, for the sake of this teaching moment- is the sole recipient of the pacifying gestures, is that... I don't know. Is that ALLOWED? Is it kosher? Or is that considered dysfunctional? Your community service keeping some maniac (not me) leashed and away from potential victims of their ire.
Just learned what a moirail is in technical terms. It's been insinuated to me that human beings, in their social climate, are guilty of blurring the boundary between a friendly and a pale solicitation. I will tell you right now that I believe I have NEVER been guilty of such a transgression. Pity isn't something I tote too much of to start with, let alone a sentiment I pass out to those with which I am hardly acquainted. Also, I don't think I do much pacifying! I don't suppose talking J out of Nacho Libre karaoke very well counts. Experts, you weigh in. I may not have the moiraillegiance gland in my chassis, period!
Since we're in Quadrants and Charms 1101 this afternoon. React to this chit with the quadrant in which you suppose you would be your absolute MOST toxic.
glad to see you had it in you i felt like you needed to bloww off some steam
Good. I like you deeply, Mr. Aiaray. Don't make me change my mind.
no i think she is in the ancient past doin false flags in order to stoke bloodier conflicts right noww
Another shoot this morning. I'm reticent to attach the release of the images to profanity, but per my social media manager, they "helmed the mothership straight into the cuntagon." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/04a43867d9bf.png
Hello, I'm #gorgeous, and ψe're are all #gorgeousandsexy, remember that. Also, step on someone. You deserve it. #slayeveryday #imbeautiful #gorgeousandnoteventrying #ψokeuplikethis #effortlessandpoψerful
Those of you from Repiton who have no idea what I'm talking about, you can duly ignore this, I have to imagine you're too early on your personal timeline. Repiton has now been dragged from its place of silent vigil and into the game with us, shouldn't be long now until Sestro takes to the stage to ascend to the Corporate throne, as it were. I meanwhile, find myself in a darkened place. The sky dims, water winds its way between buildings in place of streets, and I find myself in contact with some very strange waterfowl indeed. Those of us already in the game, feel free to contact me about your own lands- I am quite curious.
reminder that if your goals and ambitions didnt fight back evven a little then odds are they wwerent wworthy of you in the first place https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50436812792f.png #fitcheck #business #motivvational #inspiring #empiremindset
-^Vag∇e. What. Everrr. Makes my stomach sick.^-
SORRY TO ALL MY FANS. CONTENT IS DELAYED BY ANOTHER #5MINUTES.
#NowPlaying Vera Lynn - We'll Meet Again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsM_VmN6ytk
𖦤 Hm. :||
[WE ALL MAKE MI$TAKE$, DONT LET ROMAN#E GUIDE YOUR EYE$ AWAY FROM WHAT$ REALLY IMPORTANT IN LIFE...MONEY]
Ah...All a true man needs is a few people at his side to bolster him, money and a good cravat. All else is superfluous.
📧 -> If Two People Are Posting The Exact Same Kind Of Yearning Posts Tagged Vague, Is It Really Vagueposting Anymore? Vaguely, Kelric Stravi
✿ wait dats rlly sad... we gotta get u into some real headthrashers i think u would be able to cope w ur #lame job betta 😭
It will be time for cards I've had close to the chest to be shown soon. For all to be revealed as my gambit takes form. I do so hope residents of Repiton are looking forward to it.
Sigh. Another night where I don't find something that makes wine taste good. I suppose I can strike steamed hams off of the list...
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If y'all aint ki22ing your bro2 goodlight lik3 what th3 fuck ar3 you 3v3n doing???
im meeting so many business trolls these dAYS its amazing [:F business is the best thing thats ever HAPPENEd to me
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHERE ARE THE TWINKS OF CHITTR, AND WHY ISN'T THE ANSWER CURRENTLY FACE DOWN ASS UP IN FRONT OF ME? #nsfw
= B(---> Do You A== Just Hornypost Whenever Someone Te==s You To Or What =o= #nsfw #bottoms
Some of you are deeply unemployed.∞
Goonna start making shit up aboout peoople i doon't like
http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/0ac08f302b61.png had one hell of a workout $e$$ion, might treat my$elf to hotpot or $omething a lil later
DIRECT(?) EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! yes it is saying quite a lot there are very few things i could not be paid to get involved with. however my network is well-established by this point and i can afford to prioritize my dignity in this regard. a privilege i'm sure you'll understand someday
D --> Over the past few days I have overheard continued chatter amongst employees of E%emplary Industries regarding falsible information that calls into question the content of my character D --> Rumors pertaining to certain hoofbeast-themed leatherhouses D --> I would like to take this opportunity to remind all employees that in the spirit of "having time to lean therefore having time to clean", gossiping about whether or whether or not I am engaged in late%-related e%tracurriculars is not an appropriate use of company time
Say no to drugs and YES to prayer! #substance - Psalm 91:1-2
What you especially don't have is time to be chitting for pity while you're supposed to be on the clock. Those forms aren't going to file themselves, paperboy.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOOD DUSK GANG, RISE AND GRIND.
THERE IS NOWHERE YOU CAN HIDE FROM ME. I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE. #SUPPORTIVE #COMMUNITY #MUTUALAID