

WROTHE AIARAY
@gratuitousAnnuity
↘️my hands look like this.↘️ ↗️SO THAT HER MARKETS CAN LOOK LIKE THAT.↗️ ↘️eager wageslave↘️ ↗️9-5, 5-9↗️ ↘️24/7 marketorturer.↘️

↗️IF YOUR RESPONSE TO BEING CALLED UNEMPLOYED IS TO RESPOND BY LISTING ANY VARIATION OF SELF EMPLOYMENT↗️ ↘️you are just outwardly admitting to your unemployment, but with additional↘️ ↗️(MORE STUPID)↗️ ↘️steps.↘️

↘️my worksquare neighbor is doing obscenely loud pulls of his breathsac pollutant device and blowing the resulting fog over our boundary.↘️ ↗️LIKELY IN AN ATTEMPT TO IRRITATE ME.↗️ ↘️and it is working.↘️

↘️wow. i cannot believe it. i have been educated.↘️ ↗️THIS IS. GROUNDBREAKING.↗️ ↘️lowbloods are oppressed?↘️

↗️A LOWBLOODED MANUAL LABORER WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND THE PAIN OF FORGETTING YOUR BLAZER AT HIVE↗️ ↘️and being forced to suffer the mild chill of the air conditioning unit.↘️ ↗️SOMETIMES, UPPER MANGLEMENT WILL DOUSE A LESSER EMPLOYEE WITH COLD WATER AND FORCE THEM TO CRUNCH NUMBERS IN FRONT OF A HIGH-SPEED FAN↗️ ↘️until their prongs are numb and their fangs chatter↘️ ↗️BUT NOT ME.↗️ ↘️not tonight.↘️ ↗️A MANUAL LABORER WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND.↗️

↘️after an officerena outing to the recreational water facility for adult molt pastime and play↘️ ↗️I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT MY WORK SQUARE NEIGHBOR POSSESSES A PAN OF EXCEPTIONAL SQUISHINESS.↗️ ↘️a literal numbnub.↘️ ↗️UNABLE TO CONCEPTUALIZE THE BARE MINIMUM OF BASIC INSTINCTS AND SELF-PROTECTION.↗️ ↘️it is literally by pure luck alone that he did not drown, pitifully, in the shallow end of the pool.↘️ ↗️THEY WOULD NOT EVEN LET ME SWIM, THEY SAID THAT MY BODILY EXCRETIONS AND VARIOUS SUPERFICIAL CHITINOUS OILS WOULD RUIN THE CHEMICAL BALANCE.↗️ ↘️and relegated me to sitting in the open moonlight, until i felt mildly scorched.↘️ ↗️IT ACHES, BUT THE COMMAND OF MY SUPERIORS IS ABSOLUTE.↗️ ↘️so it is fine.↘️ ↗️A DULL, THROBBING REMINDER OF MY DEDICATION AND INFERIORITY UNDER THE FLIP-FLOPPED BOOTHEELS OF MY ULTIMATE COMMANDERS.↗️ ↘️i cannot tread water effectively anyway.↘️

↗️LET THERE BE NO MISTAKING.↗️ ↘️if there were a situation wherein my superior of physical and corporate majesty was accused of some kind of crime↘️ ↗️AND THEY WERE FACING PERSEXECUTION AT THE UNFEELING PRONGS OF THE LEGISLACERATORS TAKING THEM IN↗️ ↘️and i was nearby↘️ ↗️I WOULD LITERALLY NOT EVEN HESITATE TO SPRING INTO ACTION AND DO ANYTHING IN MY POWER TO DISTRACT THE UNCARING EXTENSIONS OF THE LAW THAT BE.↗️ ↘️i would literally insert a sharp object into my arterial sheath, pull outward, and spray blood violently.↘️ ↗️EVERYWHERE.↗️ ↘️onto every surface.↘️ ↗️WHILE ALSO SCREAMING AND ALSO THRASHING.↗️ ↘️so that they pay attention to me instead.↘️ ↗️AND MY DESIGNATED SUPERIOR CAN ESCAPE.↗️ ↘️it is literally my duty to die for a higher cause.↘️ ↗️I WOULD HAPPILY DO THIS.↗️ ↘️#violence #suicide↘️

↘️i can imagine him in white because i am creative and i am literally smart.↘️ ↗️YES.↗️

↗️IN CELEBRATION OF YET ANOTHER LUSII APPRECIATION DAY, I HAVE OPTED TO DELIVER MY LUSUS↗️ ↘️who all of you may know by his diminutive title of "dullboy"↘️ ↗️(BECAUSE ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULLBOY)↗️ ↘️a single, crisp apple, in addition to his usual excess of slop and/or the various valuable items he gnaws upon.↘️ ↗️FOR ALL OF HIS ANNOYANCES, HE HAS DONE AN ACCEPTABLE JOB AT TAKING CARE OF HIS CHARGE.↗️ ↘️so.↘️ ↗️HAPPY DAY.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eb4540347df2.png ↘️

↗️CAN SOME OF YOU BE MORE ASHAMED IN YOUR HOBBIES.↗️ ↘️it is always something about yaoi with you people, because you are unable to dress up the little things.↘️ ↗️IT IS ALWAYS, WHEN CAN I READ ABOUT TWO MEN KISSING, WHEN CAN I READ ABOUT TWO MEN KISSING.↗️ ↘️and never↘️ ↗️WHEN CAN I ENGAGE IN THE ECLECTIC LITERATURES PROVIDED TO ME BY THE BELOVED OFFICE NOMENCLATURE EVALUATED READINGS PROGRAM.↗️ ↘️alternatively known as↘️ ↗️THE B.O.N.E.R PROGRAM.↗️ ↘️#suggestive.↘️

↗️I SMELL FINE.↗️

↗️THEY WILL SOONER COPY YOUR WORK FIT THAN YOUR WORK ETHIC.↗️

↗️THE TWO GREATEST FEARS OF THE AVERAGE CHITTR USER.↗️ ↘️literally anyone named doc scratch, as if it is supposed to mean or invoke literally anything.↘️ ↗️AND A JOB APPLICATION.↗️

↗️LOWBLOODS AFTER POSTING SOMETHING LITERALLY ILLEGAL:↗️ ↘️wait, i have highblood friends.↘️

↗️TARGETED CHOLERBEAR ATTACK HOW TO.↗️

↘️my credit score is flawless.↘️ ↗️THEY ARE ACTUALLY CONSIDERING RAISING THE AVERAGE CREDIT SCORE, TO ACCOMMODATE THE SHEER MAGNITUDE OF MY SUPERIOR MONETARY INTELLECT.↗️

↘️countless people constantly posting advice.↘️ ↗️RELATIONSHIP ADVICE↗️ ↘️advice on how to be a better troll↘️ ↗️YOU KNOW WHAT THEY ARE NEVER POSTING ADVICE ABOUT?↗️ ↘️employment advice.↘️

↗️GO TO THE GYM, THE POWERHIVE OF INFERIOR MINDS AND WEAKENED PHYSIQUES.↗️ ↘️you are lifting weights, and i am lifting the hemorrhaging accounts of countless thankful superiors.↘️ ↗️HAPPILY, MIGHT I ADD.↗️

↗️ARGUE WITH THE WALL.↗️ ↘️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0167566a4ad1.png ↘️

↘️do you all really think i am an ugly, bipolar gambling addict.↘️ ↗️BECAUSE THE STOCK MARKET IS NOT GAMBLING.↗️

↗️A SINGLE, FLACCID ROOT VEGETABLE IS ALL A SUCCESSFUL DESK DONKEY NEEDS TO SUSTAIN HIMSELF FOR A FULL 24 HOUR SHIFT.↗️































