↘️after an officerena outing to the recreational water facility for adult molt pastime and play↘️ ↗️I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT MY WORK SQUARE NEIGHBOR POSSESSES A PAN OF EXCEPTIONAL SQUISHINESS.↗️ ↘️a literal numbnub.↘️ ↗️UNABLE TO CONCEPTUALIZE THE BARE MINIMUM OF BASIC INSTINCTS AND SELF-PROTECTION.↗️ ↘️it is literally by pure luck alone that he did not drown, pitifully, in the shallow end of the pool.↘️ ↗️THEY WOULD NOT EVEN LET ME SWIM, THEY SAID THAT MY BODILY EXCRETIONS AND VARIOUS SUPERFICIAL CHITINOUS OILS WOULD RUIN THE CHEMICAL BALANCE.↗️ ↘️and relegated me to sitting in the open moonlight, until i felt mildly scorched.↘️ ↗️IT ACHES, BUT THE COMMAND OF MY SUPERIORS IS ABSOLUTE.↗️ ↘️so it is fine.↘️ ↗️A DULL, THROBBING REMINDER OF MY DEDICATION AND INFERIORITY UNDER THE FLIP-FLOPPED BOOTHEELS OF MY ULTIMATE COMMANDERS.↗️ ↘️i cannot tread water effectively anyway.↘️
↗️AT YOUR COMMAND I WILL.↗️
🐚This nugget of advice is more to your benefit if you proceed on your own accord, Sir Tansalot -----༄༄༄🐚
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