Soleah Doreth
@exuberantArchivist
Just a historian. Don't you worry about me. She/Her!
✐ᝰ Good evening timeline!!!!!!! ᝰᝰ
(Hello, i hope you have a good time) Woof
<<"yeah, it has!!! things have been a little touch-and-go, but i'm doing better!">>
<<"not really, it'd take a lot of explaining context and i'm doing a bit better now anyway">>
✐ᝰ Is it not just reading the things you guys post every day and then just writing about it in a spooky way? ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ It's a fun gimmick, but I'm sure they'll go away as soon as everyone is done losing it over their existence!!!!! (From sheer boredom, likely). ᝰᝰ
i thought ♯theformer too but ♯no / ♯fungimmick ♯sure
✐ᝰ I don't EXPECT anyone to be looking for me but!!! SAY HI IF YOU THINK YOU SEE ME AT THE MASQUERADE TONIGHT!!!!! ᝰᝰ
c< iM teMpted 2 lOOK 4 yOu, but, iM NOt tHe best at guessiNg, appareNtly >c
✐ᝰ If it helps, I'm in the main room! I haven't done much yet though. ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I would like to hit someone with my staff please ᝰᝰ
xx_CHOW_DONT_WAN_FIGHT_AT_FITENITE_BUT_SHE_WILL_SPAR_U_FOR_FUNZIES_OKEY???_ANYTIEM_LELE_WAN!!!_xx
✐ᝰ It is evening now. I still love women. This is awesome. ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Screaming, crying, throwing up. Why is the train delayed? ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ To sleepy to lady post. Just know that I love women, okay? ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I will not lie to you guys. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ I want to fight someone at fightnight so bad it makes me look stupid. I don't even have any beefs to settle ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I'm not gonna do that big guy. I like to watch your fights from a far and appreciate the violence of it all. BUT. Thank you. :) ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Is chips and salsa a valid lunch choice or am I going to have to spend money tomorrow ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Lasagna :) ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ #phunt. She found me. Evacuate the Troll McDonalds ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Chittr-posting checklist so far ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ High bloods woe-is-meing about their extended life spans ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Weird ass chaser talking about her sexual fantasies which are equally casteist at their core as fetishizations tend to be, but because it's sexual in nature it's marginally better received than out write hemoist slurs and violence ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Yep, that's the average Wednesday ᝰᝰ
>>| that .is not .average wednesday .i had .in mind.
✐ᝰ Be Soleah ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Be from a point in Alternia's timeline where the eugenics game stopped working hundreds of thousands of sweeps ago ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Have the statistics that prove that the death rate of lowbloods were largely blown up because of the routine culling the lower down on the spectrum a troll was. Also the intentional poisoning, genetic experimenting, and overall poor treatment of anyone that was under jade ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Know some lowbloods that have outlived their high blood peers despite it all ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Sign on to chittr for your morning commute ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ High bloods are lamenting life as high bloods that are gonna "live forever" compared to their lowblood friends (lol btw lmao even) ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Realize that all of your online chittr friends are from the way distant past, from a timeline where shit is infinitely worse than yours, or worse still!!! ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ They fell for the proppygandy ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Much to consider. ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ My bo staff #mybostaff has gotten me through so much. ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Especially that time some guy ripped off my arm while we were flarping and I had to bludegon him to death with it. ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I wasn't trying to kill the guy, but that adrenaline sure does adrenaline! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I'm at WORK but I could be outside Hitting things with my staff!!! ᝰᝰ
BATTER UP < REPLACE THE WORD "STAFF" HERE WITH "BAT", AND WE COULD REALLY BE DOING SOMETHING INTERESTING. > HOMERUN
✐ᝰ I cannot stress this enough: Peanut Butter Sandwich ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I am going to hit you at the next hang out. Look out!! :) ᝰᝰ
(V)(',,')(V) BAHAHAHAHHAA ok flote like a b℧tterflie pinch like a crab im gna getcha
✐ᝰ Didn't I fully pick you up when we were at Seddy's? ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I think I got a freaking.. phantom papercut??????? ᝰᝰ ✐ᝰ Wth???? ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH!!! BANANA!! STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE!!!!!! Breakfast! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I didn't know I liked fighting this much. I ᝰᝰ
reall tallk there is a speciall rush and sense of complleteness that fills me in the viollence. i dont... wanna get too in detaill bc your allternia seems marginally softer than mine. but the blloodshed intoxicates me.
✐ᝰ Oh, girl. It's anything but soft, just a little to the left of what you're used to. LAY IT ON ME. A little bloodlust.. Gotta expect that in a troll sometime. ᝰᝰ
there are times when trolls have wandered into my forest home and i chase them llike doe. jumping from treetop to treetop. never in sight for more than a fraction of a second. untill im on them. disembowelling them. once i trully did tear their jugullar out with my teeth. i dont... savor the actuall ending of llife. but battlle? against an enemy that does me wrong? drench me in bllood baby.
oh once a cllown wandered in trying to hunt the "freak mutant mustardbllood" fablled to haunt the woods. i wrapped that ones neck in chains, shocked him for a whille, then hanged him from a tree. #viollence sorry i forgot to tag the llast one
✐ᝰ That sounds about right. Yeah. I've never done that, but I did bludgeon the guy who lost me my leg to death the next time I saw him. It is what it is. ᝰᝰ
i am fated to be a navigator of death. might as well steer charons skiff mysellf down the styx and embrace it. have some fun with it.
✐ᝰ I am so SORE!!!! MY LIFE IS AWESEOME. ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ Yes! I was getting my ass BEAT by @singularityManifest yesterday!! ᝰᝰ