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~ The 25th 8ilunar Perigee of the 3rd Dim Season's Equinox. ~ It has 8een nearly a perigee since I last granted these pages the privilege of my attention. I am certain this will distress wh8ver imagined audience has taken to pressing its little face against the glass of my affairs. Let it. A depriv8tion may 8e instructive, and silence, when set loose among the needy, fattens wonderfully. My a8sence was not idleness. I have 8een called to meetings, feasts, negoti8tions, disciplinary amusements, and one argument with the Orphaner that 8egan as a dispute over cargo and ended, as many of our 8etter quarrels do, with neither of us admitting what was truly 8eing contested. He claimed certain captives taken near the eastern shoals were naval property 8y imperial right. I reminded him that imperial right is a charming phrase often used 8y trolls who arrived too l8. They were on my deck. They trem8led when I looked at them. The matter was therefore settled with all the ceremony it deserved. He did not agree. This would have trou8led me if his disagreement had 8een less 8eautiful. The Orphaner wears displeasure like armor left too long in salt w8r, stiff, 8right in places, and always thre8ning to cut the one trying to 8ear it. He spoke of discipline, seizure, chain of command, and all the little phrases men gather around themselves when they fear saying want. I watched his jaw work. I watched his eyes give him away. He is never more royal than when he is trying not to 8e common. I asked whether he resented the loss of imperial property, or whether he resented that I had taken something from under his nose and left him unsure whether to challenge me, claim me, or drag me 8y the throat into some darker privacy where his politics could at last stop em8arrassing us 8oth. He left 8efore striking me. A waste. I had selected earrings with 8loodshed in mind. The next several evenings were spent among the high8looded, which is to say among those grand, lacquered creatures who mistake a long pedigree for a thought. The halls were dressed in the usual vulgar excellence. 8lack ta8les polished to a wet shine. Curtains dyed in colors that required several ruined villages to achieve. Servants arranged a8out the cham8er with the anxious grace of o8jects that know they may still 8e punished for falling. There were de88s over port tariffs, tri8ute 8oundaries, inheritance claims, and other polite methods of theft. A violet dowager proposed a levy against independent raiders, and I congratul8d her on inventing piracy for those too arthritic to 8oard a vessel. A cerulean magistr8 laughed. Poorly. 8riefly. Then spent the rest of the evening pretending his throat had made the sound without consulting him. Moneymaw was there as well, or near enough to count. One could smell him 8efore the doors admitted him: 8rine, old coin, lacquered de8t, and the sort of expensive to8acco smoked 8y men who prefer their threats to mature in the mouth 8efore release. He did not domin8 the room. He did something more irritating. He let the room discover it had already arranged itself around him. A lesser pir8 would have taken this for respect. I took it for accounting. We exchanged no greeting worth preserving. Only a look. His said he had noticed the Orphaner’s temper. Mine said I had noticed him noticing, and would charge interest if he intended to make use of it. The feast that followed was nearly good enough to redeem the company. First came pearl8lind eel, served alive 8eneath a veil of fermented 8rineglass. Its skin shimmered after the spine was opened, and custom demanded we wait until the eyes clouded 8efore drawing the first strip through 8lack salt. The creature shuddered against the pl8 as though still negotiating. Delightful manners, for meat. After that came marrowfruit swollen around cave-gru8 8ones, aged until the rind softened and 8reathed. When pierced, it sighed. A young heir across the ta8le flinched, then tried to disguise the failure 8y praising the aroma. It was, admittedly, magnificent. Sweet rot, mineral damp, venom, and that warm little note particular to things which died in hiding. Spread over charred shell8read, it made the dowager close her eyes in a way I 8elieve she imagined was discreet. There was needle8eetle roe suspended in chilled hemolymph custard, each 8ead 8ursting sharp enough to sting the gums. Vulgar to smile at the first 8ite, naturally, as it shows whether the roe has taken hold properly. I smiled. Several others waited to see if they were permitted to do the same. This is how fashion is 8orn: cowardice looking for permission from the correct mouth. The final dish was flashpickled thinkpan frond from some reef-8red stupidity the cooks insisted on calling semi-sentient, as if pity has ever 8een improved 8y classific8tion. The fronds curled when 8reathed upon. One must eat them 8efore they finish spelling the last sens8tion of the creature they were cut from. Mine tasted of salt, panic, and a white flash 8eneath deep w8r. I requested another. This is what the low and sentimental will never understand a8out appetite. They think revulsion is an argument. They 8elieve the 8ody’s little hesit8tions are moral insight. A mouth recoils, and suddenly they have discovered a principle. How quaint. How provincial. The strange thing, the soft thing, the writhing thing, the thing that remem8ers 8eing alive, all of it asks the only question worth honoring at ta8le. Has it 8een prepared well? Still, my pan has not 8een entirely steady. The pain 8ehind my eyes has thinned since the last entry, 8ut not vanished. It has changed character. Less 8lade now, more tide. A pressure arriving and withdrawing in a rhythm I do not enjoy, chiefly 8ecause I did not command it. Twice during the meetings I lost the thread of convers8tion 8ecause another seemed to pass 8eneath it, faint as a voice heard through wet wood. No one in the room spoke. No one in the room had the courage to think so loudly. At dinner, while a gold8looded advoc8 explained tariff law with all the seduction of damp parchment, I felt the page 8efore me grow crowded. Not physically. I am not so addled as that. 8ut there was a nearness. A gathering of attention. As if unseen readers had leaned too close and fogged the margin with their awe. I attri8uted this to the custard. I continue to attri8ute it to the custard. One must not crown every inconvenience with prophecy merely 8ecause it arrives wearing a veil. If some aperture has opened, it will show its hinge eventually. If some distant little voyeur has found a way to 8reathe through my paper, it will learn quickly that access is not ownership. If it is illness, it will pass. If it is not illness, it will 8ehave. Until then, sweet readers, should you exist in any meaningful sense, do mind your mouths near the page. Awe stains almost as 8adly as 8lood. #mindfangJournal #ancestorposting #alternianHistory #high8loodPolitics #gorefood #gore #8odyhorror
i tthinkk you are mmaybee. "unc"
Ratioo
llookin good solleah! keepin it vibrant 😎
oh hell yeah fit goes hard
#slay #fashionicon
Pretty
✨🍭🕷️ god. GOD. TOTAL PACKAGE. PLEASE GOD ONE CHANCE I JUST WANT ONE CHANCE 🕷️🍭✨
GANDER’S GANDER INTO THE FOLKS OF CHITTR PART ⒈⒎ — @exuberantArchivist Soleah Doreth *☎ ringing* Hello, Troll PIZZA PLACE? I would like to order a Burger. (LOL) … What? You actually sell those? [HONK], OK. Actually, you BETTER keep your story straight. Who do you think you are? A foodie conglomerate? ⒈ ★. You should HUMBLE YOURSELF, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry, gamers, I got Hungry On Main (HOM). Let’s get into the main course. And by THE MAIN COURSE? Heh. Let’s Take a Gander at Soleah Doreth! Soleah is the type of troll you’d meet at a party, maybe in pas-sing, maybe → in front of your face. Cyberprongs thrown in the air, bouncing in TANDEM WITH THE BEAT, inviting you to ENJOY YOURSELF, to really BE AT THIS PARTY, and not just ghost the energy of it like everyone (⒈) else. Because in a place like CHITTR, you can do just about ANYTHING YOU WANT. She coaxes you to disinhibit who you are, what you FEAR, and enjoy the things you really ♥. Well, not LITERALLY, but she takes advantage of that, hearreader, in a way that I don’t often see from anyone (⒈) else. She is a hatched fighter, RECKLESS AND FUN, living for the thrill, and only looking back when her job tells her to. FUN FACT: She exists in a completely different TIMEFRAME from most of us. From what I can tell, her world is a lot kinder, more socially acceptable than the STRATIFIED COPROLITIC FOSSILITE that is our general worldly consensus. One of her hobbies include making that CONTRAST between her world and ours. There’s a lot less indiscriminate lower-caste murderings in the coping mechanI mean the SUBJUGGRELIGION. Am I jealous? Maybe. (OK, screw it—YEA, I AM. So what?) Soleah also resides in her own ↑beat tempo. Tune on in to see what she’s been cooking ↑, METAPHORICALLY AND LITERALLY. Want to see what sort of foodstuffs are SLATED FOR THE GAPER? No? Too bad, that’s like, more than half of what she posts. She is THE foodie. (POSITIVE) (Casper vs Soleah food battle when?) (Angels’ nutritionblock should have you on their show next season...) Playfully excitable as she can be, Soleah can be HONEST, BRUTALLY SO, when she feels the need to. In bouts of DASHWATCHING, she isn’t afraid to speak her mind and truth and whatever else gets people using their pans faster than they can put STUMPS TO WORDS. There are times where her playfulness can become a weapon—like, seriously, I just saw her troll The Condesce of all people. Be honest: do you still have that bounty on your head? One thing is clear: she is silly, but she isn’t naive. She knows what she’s doing and how to get it, whether this be by nurturing those she cares about, or driving her metaphorical bō staff to add insult to injury. It’s all about WHAT SHE WANTS. So the only real ‘‘‘‘‘‘DIRT’’’’’’ I can find on you is the fact that you are mas-sively indulgent, bordering on reckless, which shouldn’t blow your lid off. You KNOW what you are, what you’re doing, because as far as you know, NOTHING CAN TOUCH YOU HERE. Only when you want it to. But what will come to matter when excitement becomes banality? When you run headlong into something, what is it that you really learn? Do you want these scars to mean something? At your best, you can be a nurturer of the physical and emotional kind, and at your worst, you can be bluntly pushy and foolhardy, maybe for fun, or maybe because Who Cares? After all, You Only Live Once (YOLO)! Your challenge is to find balance. Pick the ✓ battles, and things will pan out well for you. I call that the CLINGERING JOY OF PARABILITIES. But in the end, you want to chase that thrill. And I’m not the one (⒈) to dissuade you from that goal. YOU DO YOU. (SUSPECTED CLAS-SPECT: WITCH OF LIFE?) BE SURE TO GIVE SOLEAH A FOLLOW (she is very fun, genuinely), and I’ll see you in the next one (⒈)! (P.S. To all my previously Gandered, don’t be shy to send a DM if you’d like to know WHY THE CLAS-SPECT?) #gandertag #checkoutherfactsfromthearchive! #iwantmoreinformationonthat #please
Should be good for S★turd★y yes.
Your progress h★s been quite ★dept given the short ★mount of time.
" Bars ".
TH3R3 H3 GO! THER3 HE G0! THER3 HE G0!!
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(Hello, i hope you have a good time) Woof
https://i.postimg.cc/xd99q7BR/Untitled320.png @exuberantArchivist You were next. I like your hair. (( #rosessketchbook ))
https://i.postimg.cc/D0TRHb3W/Untitled317.png @carbonatedCaravanserai Back on that grind. The connoisseur of carbonation. (( #rosessketchbook ))
Th★nk you, m★y you h★ve ★ good time in your bouts ★s well.
I made one friend today, at least. I can consider it a good day. Now goodnight. I hope we all see one another in our dreams.
Alright, with that I'm cutting it off. I'm only one woman with head splitting migraines, so I'll need some time to get them all done. I appreciate all the support though, truly.
https://i.postimg.cc/761PTTQ2/image-2026-05-14-180254855.png How I feel right now.
Sounds like ★ pl★n then.
Fight m3
big thumbs down but i keep my face entirely straight so you are unable to get any satisfaction from my reaction (or lack thereof)
xx_YIPPEE_xx
GO GO GO GO GO!
hey thanks man
we'RE IN THE TROLL WENDY'S!!!
why Can't this site start banning trash like you.
#muChtoConsider
Hmm... _____|_____ | | | ART NOW | | PENDING | | | |___________| /|\ / | \ / | \ #requests-open
<<"yay!">>
i s'pose i never thou6ht of it like that. foCused so hard on moons that i Can't see the stars or... somethin'. Celebratin' our li'l joys is a slap in the faCe to the systemiC shit we 6otta deal with. you're absolutely ri6ht, friend. thanks for yer input. 6uess i 6ive so muCh positivity to everyone else i for6ot t'save some for myself. ^◡^
i am fated to be a navigator of death. might as well steer charons skiff mysellf down the styx and embrace it. have some fun with it.
oh once a cllown wandered in trying to hunt the "freak mutant mustardbllood" fablled to haunt the woods. i wrapped that ones neck in chains, shocked him for a whille, then hanged him from a tree. #viollence sorry i forgot to tag the llast one
to quote a videogame character that i kin HARD. “It fills you even now, doesn’t it? The hunger. To bite down on my jugullar, to feell the warmth fill your mouth and run over even as you drink deep. Good, good! This is the beast I have llonged to face!”
Competency issue.
>> oh ¡ડ ¡t?? ¡ d¡dn't rea1¡ze
Undoubtedly.
Give yourself credit, I believe I h★ve ★ m★rk or two ★s well.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MUTHAHAFUCKING BET. :o)
xx_CHCHOW_IS_SORRY_WE_EAT_MEAT_TONIHGHT_OK?_xx
D4MMI7!!!! W311!!!! WH3N Y0U 4R3 R34DY!!!! Y0U KN0W WH3R3 70 FIND M3!!!! (0N CHI77R.IN6!!!! IN C453 I7 W45 N07 C134R!!!!) 𖡊
✨🍭🕷️ ohhhhhhh ya that makes sense 🙂↕️ 🕷️🍭✨
Oh, right. I forgot ★bout th★t... BEC★USE EVIL IS SO N★TUR★L TO ME
ill be rooting for you. probablly psychically im unllikelly to go. but in spirit.
do you have enough for share. ive got popcorn for trade
:33< HUUUUUGE AGR33 HERE!!!
dripped out hippo nickname drippo
on one hand your history doesn't sound too bad to llive in. on the other hand, my hangouts around cllowns woulld be rather hard to get past. it certainlly is an interesting history at lleast
￣\ aw shucks /￣
Fuuuuck y3ah it do32! 3v3ry good fight n33d2 it2 2p3ctator2
✨🍭🕷️ Soleah love me ]^) 🕷️🍭✨
thaaat's three! wish all deliveries Could be this smooth!
yeah! on uh, on here i mean! it's... it mi6ht be a li'l obvious if ya know where to look, ehe... ^◡^
oh- 6osh, i Couldn't just say it out here, ri6ht? mi6ht embarrass m'self!
God$peed, $i$ter, You'77 Get Through Thi$
gOoD LuCk bRo :O)
✨🍭🕷️ TO SAVE YOU, PWINCESS 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ i dont have an appropriately sad and betrayed reaction image for this 🕷️🍭✨
only t)(in ill cover in your medical insurance is your eut)(anasia, welp
damn.
if you'RE about my age, assuming you'VE kissed each one once, that means since hatching you have kissed once every 12 minutes
i uh. kinda didn't want to atta¢h my fa¢e to my a¢¢ount. for a ¢ouple of rea$on$. but i think. there might be $ome people on here who ¢ould u$e a friendly one. and im. well. i hope i might be that, at lea$t. i dunno. feel$ $tupid. but i think. when thing$ were bad for me. it might've meant $omething. to $ee a real per$on thinking i de$erved better. $o. hi. im a guy. not a $lug. or a banana. whi¢h. people $eemed to think my i¢on wa$ before
✨🍭🕷️ YIPPEE YIPPEE YIPPEE 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL I CANT BELIEVE YOURE TALKING TO ME MAY I PERCHANCE REQUEST ONE SHOT 🕷️🍭✨
>> ¡ agree ડo1eah, you are ડo r¡ght
>> th¡ડ ¡ડ ડo terr¡b1e and ડo true
ookayy tthankk you tthatt is a nnicee tthingg to ccalll me aalsoo. bye.
i ddontt kknoww if i am aawesomee but tthankk you i am ookayy wwithh tthiss mmaybee
1 l1terally sa1d the same th1ng to the guy who told me to just block. l1ke, peace at last (even 1f the 1llus1on of)
just block, 1ts a great peace of m1nd at th1s rate
>> ¡ 1ove th¡ડ for you
;P my cooll girll stocks are ↗️ALLWAYS GOING UP, TO THE MOON.↗️
Fun fact, Bllaidd ACTUALLY means wollf in a particullar llanguage. I have a reason to bellieve my ancestor was named that after their llusus that died when they were young.
though i prefer my matesprit. just to be cllear
just bc she wants me dead dont mean i aint gonna llook some parts of me are apolliticall
Haha. Nice.
✨🍭🕷️ AND SHE COOKS????? ONE SHOT PLEEEEEASE ONESHOT 🕷️🍭✨
Lol. Link + I didn't say that + You're bald
Never gets old. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/hehe.png
#OurBomb
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+THIS is true INFORMATION !!! YAYYY !!! [:D]+
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[JU$T GIVE ↑ AT THI$ POINT]
i use my Superior intelligence for the greater good of pretty girlls everywhere
dw i just llearned this llittlle trick from Mr President earllier today. if he calls you in for a meeting, simplly say the magic words "i have a bomb"
I will have to 8e there next time, I need to try this shit when it's FRESH and not just eating somepuppy's leftovers. ໒(＾ᴥ＾)७ you're a natural !!
uh oh
ok! good lluck with that i guess! ive never been to a beach!
if you need me to...y'kmow... hit me up. ill take care of it.
>> ahejwhwjw ¡ m¡ડડed th¡ડ hehehhwuwhw
Yes.
<<"so true, miss soleah!!">>
☆ Real as fuKK for that☆
prepare yourself, it'LL come in hand a LOT
[⚙︎ My abi|ity to scro|| past highb|ood posts is unpara||e|ed apparent|y. ⚙︎]
D--> Hmn, perhaps. Thank you. 8|
I used to do this thing where I would put scrambled eggs on top of a piece of buttered and jammed toast. So it's not /that/ far fetched.
if it defaults and nobody bids can i have it
ough okay im back in youre just too cute
Ye but we should probably take a look on who is grating on her. Get data first.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NUH UH. xo)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH. xo) I'M PRETTY FRIED RN. xo)
......................................it was passable.
guys i need to know you guys are backing me because i can do something so fucking funny right now but this shit may or may not get me fucking culled please tell me i have shooters
HIS winning refllects well on ME. i know he can handlle these other chumps easy
+hank You. Le+'s Con+inue Our Coopera+ion.
↗️I WILL POST THEM ON CHITTR FOR THEIR BULBS TO FEAST UPON, BECAUSE IT MAKES THEM FEEL↗️ ↘️honored.↘️ ↗️I BELIEVE.↗️
↗️HOBBIES ARE FRIVOLOUS.↗️ ↘️i enjoy drawing the physiques of those more capable than i, occasionally.↘️
its my llatent psychic friendship bond with you.
i llike corn. great with thrashed potatoes.
✨🍭🕷️ im literally so in love witch you 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ FREUDIAN TYPO 🕷️🍭✨
sorry if this is llike. appropriation or smth hayaah. of llike... corpsekin. or whatevs
so true
sometimes our dynamic feells llike you are a cheerlleader going ham at a graveside whille my unsightlly corpse pulls itsellf from the soggy soill. thank you for this
managed to finally stay awake for a few hours and eat my first REALL meall of the night. bllugh. im allive, technically.
God. Lmao.
I g3-nuin3-ly and I m3-an this without a hint of snark Lit3-rally could not t3-ll what h3-r plan actually was
/\ Fuck, is that validating her plan /\ /\ Gross /\
/\ Well /\ /\ Sure, why not /\
/\ Guess that part wasn’t a totally stupid idea, then. /\ /\ Two pairs of friends, and also me /\
i w3-nt back and appar3-ntly my off3-nding stat3-m3-nt ("girl. cring3-.") was in r3-spons3- to h3-r thr3-at towards you so. only mostly ind3-p3-nd3-nt. i fuckin gu3-ss.
Said one troll happens to be my personall friend too btw
Y3-ah sur3- that f3-3-ls karmically humorous
ego llike the thinnest gllass
...I get taken out at the knees by some pretty gnarly allergies and have to drug myself to hell and sleep it off. and when i come back Her Incomprehensible Craziness is posting the most ridiculous bounty board in all the universes. chittr might be hell actually. i must be dead....
BaCk In MY DaY The EmpRESS KillED YoU HER dAMN SelF
I'm on h3-r3- caus3- I call3-d h3-r cring3- btw. Your 3-mpr3-ss, 3-v3-rybody ❤️
Lit3-rally alr3-ady want3-d by th3- 3-mpir3- in my own univ3-rs3-, but go off I gu3-ss. I'm sur3- you'll g3-t m3- this tim3-.
girlls stay winning
OH SHIT you're one of them? Keep up the good work, good luck boss.
i THINK YOU HAVE PANACHE, lLEVYN,
oh my God i didn't connect panache to pan ache
⚇ honk ⚇ and i can't stress this enough ⚇ honk. ⚇
yee - and this next bit is important - haw.
great, now 1m out of of my p1ted ol1ve snack AND 1m po1sed to be the sole bounty. great #mym1sery
haha allright thats enough tormenting the pitifull. im off to my cupe.
1 call th1s debacle 'd1gg1ng my own grave' as though th1s 1snt a da1ly occurance
Ha. Haha. Hahaha. Hahahahaha. Ha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Ha. I have heard what the youth refer to this situation as. In the hidden grimoires of the most angst ridden of young trolls, as well as buried in the deepest recesses of their pallmed husk messages, they refer to this context in hushed tones onlly as the following. This is very much a "hoes mad" moment.
Weirdly enough, this is one of the easier nights. At least they are not posting NSFW topics.
goin through my #polliticall arc. cause i never been THAT before. heh.
i think smoking within 1 mille of me shoulld be punishablle by death i got troll asthma.
~It's the new PDF~
-=[ nbbhwhelll you dontyhave an official badge llike some of the users onn chittr x-) hhow do we know youree not just someeone roleplayingg as the condescension_☺]=-
leg1t does she have noth1ng better to do lol
girl. cring3-.
any time you wanna tallk girll, my dms are open. i llove hearing about allternate allternias.
fascinating. i llive in a remote forest of incrediblly deadlly willdllife of unknown llocation to avoid issues on my end. Not even cllowns get far in. i lleave rarelly in disguise.
I like this website because I can be like "attention, please" and then get some, which is really great for my desire for instant gratification
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 xo)
No - Skip anyone - that is- scary >
nah thats valisd i think ol sometimes theyyyre scaryyy n u just wnna be like mmmmmmm nah not thxz
damn i wish i coulld have cybernetic stuff it woulld hellp with my. a llot of things really. sick as hell
...away with you. yuck https://i.ibb.co/39kgfDMy/Screenshot-20260427-193123-Firefox.png...
✨🍭🕷️ 😈😈😈 🕷️🍭✨
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 👿
😈
(◕ ᴥ ◕) fraimi guloves her friends that are in gulove (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ) guehehe
you are so awesome. i llove that for you. no notes.
you get me. you are so right we shoulld be allowed to do whatever we want because. We are pretty trolls. llife is unfair fr
pretty girlls shoulld be given one million caegars
<<"okay... h-have a good night, miss soleah!">>
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FEELING GOOD ABOUT SHIT TONIGHT. :o) YOU REMEMBER IN TROLL VICTORIOUS WHEN THEY'D BE SETTING UP STATUS TYPE SHIT ON THE LITTLE FUCKASS SHAHAPED PALMHUSKS THAHAT THEY GOT BETWEEN COMMERCIAL BREAKS, AND TROLL TORI WOULD HAHAVE LIKE A LIL MUTHAHATFUCKING MOOD INDICATOR. KINDA LIKE OG TROLLIAN. MY MOOD RN WOULD BE BIG CHILLER. BIG SED IN A BIG GOOD MOOD. :o) 🧊🧊🧊🧊🧊💯💯💯
<<"t-thank you for the encouragement though, miss soleah!">>
-=[ hhii x-)_☺]=-
girls. i heard. of them.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 [SFW post-workout mirror shirtless selfie. He's doing a goofy Jojo pose in the mirror.]
<<"i-i'll just say... i-it's a really nice time to be leynah...">>
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ABOUT PANCAKES? :o?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY DEFAULT. IS PANCAKES. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY DEFAULT IS FLOW STATE.
Ohbfuck ive been neglecting my engsgement bait oosts!!! Like this post sndnill ask you anquestion. #substance #slimeposting
ill llet you know if i need it, very nice of you :)
whenn it is dark. look innward, annd openn your heart. your love will. be the torch to light the way. always keep smilinng because you are wonnderful
ii am 2o niice,, you 2hould liike my po2t2.. =ΣB]
#allardl ike you
#allarddi꠹ciple #chcho𓆙
they never expect golldies to be good with a weapon. surprise bitch my psionics are entirelly devoted to making me a martiall menace!!
<<"thank you!">>
˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ ; we g♡︎tta ♡︎rganise the day then, chum[yakn♡︎w like...like fish] ! >:) ;❀ .˚○ • °
eriidan piicked the iimage,, not u2..
✨🍭🕷️ time for a STAFF MEETING and then you hit them in the face (you if you were Soleah from Troll Marvel) 🕷️🍭✨
peoplle often underestimate a staff because theres no bllade. those things crack skulls peoplle!!
xx_CHCHOW_HAPPY_xx
xx_TREATZ!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_!_hokey_xx
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUNOOOO!! i guwill fish in gyuur stead… gudont worry…
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DO YOU WANT TO JOIN THE POLYCULE? :o?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU CAN JOIN THE PALE POLCYULE THAHAT I'M NOT SURE IF IT DOES OR DOES NOT EXIST YET. BUT IF IT DOES EXIST YOU CAN JOIN. :o)
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DAEL DO YOU WANNA JOIN MY PALE POLYCULE? :o?
(V)(',,')(V) i not poly i dont thinke?? ID℧NNO b℧t whenever ℧ wanna hang reachco℧t to me doe
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YES. :o)
✨The stars today...✨ ...signal intense, but directionless energy! You may not have enough information two make a decision today, but all choices have benefits and consequences. There is no perfect answer. If you have the privilege, give important matters a little more thought over the weekend. If you don't... well, that's Monday's problem. Lucky numbers today are 4, 10, 31, 53, and 68! Ominous warning for the day: Do not go alone. #dailyhoroscope #fortune
◌ "It's whether you roll over and try to reattach one of the arms first as best as you can so you can get the rest of them on too." ⧂
♰ i share your appreciation in the golds :) ♰
y0u t00.
√(Systemic noodle dryness strikes again)²
...FUNNY old men are so rare, ms doreth. endangered species...
+close enough, my new power is now corn explosion
◌ Very true! ⧂
+..h♱♱ps://i.ibb.co/fdZ2xpmL/image.png #nsfw @sugges♱ive I've been in ♱his for over 2 hours I can'♱ ♱ell wha♱'s la♱ex and wha♱'s my fucking skin a♱ ♱his poin♱ _(´ཀ`」 ∠)_..+
+..I finally go♱ i♱ in my hand and yeah, I agree. I♱'s a good balance. Any o♱her leaf liquid combos I should ♱ry? ┐(´ー｀)┌..+
hey that'S the thing i do BABAHAH
@3xub3rantArchivi2t You alway2 po2ting cool fact2 and 2hit. Got on3 of th3m 2mart pan2 and you 233m lik3 a rad troll. I lik3 233ing you around. Good luck with your offic3 corn 2ituation or what3v3r
I f33l lik3 i b33n around long 3nough and know mo2t of ya w3ll 3nough to hit thi2 2hit up again. R3act to my 2hit and ill po2t 2om3thing about you. Thought2, conf322ion2, 3tc If I dont know much about you ill com3 up with 2om3thing
nno sorry
if hes th∆t old just st∆rt whipping out the most horrific∆lly online shit you c∆n think of, he wont be ∆ble to comprehend it
♯myeah
♯REAL ♯RIVETING ♯CONTENT
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 EVERYBODY SHOULD PUT ON FACE PAINT THE PLANETS WOULD BE ALL UP IN BLESSED PEACETIME IF WE COULD ALL JUST CHILL OUT LIKE A MOFO AND PASS AROUND A BIG OLE PEACE DART TOGETHER IN MIRTHFUL MUTHAHAFUCKING HAHARMONY AND SHIT. :o)
concept: "i love pailing lowbloods like you youre so fucking warm i could get addicted to this" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, caste difference, #rankworks, troll/troll, #nsfw, no quad mention, pitchcoded, power imbalance, body temperature, seadweller/landweller, archive rating: M)
✨🍭🕷️ I DIDNT MEAN TO MEDIATE THIS I WOULD NEVER TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN I PROMMY 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ SPELL OF ONE THOUSAND KISSES 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH MWAH 🕷️🍭✨
;; o-oh... um... hhhh hh okay w-well i'm happy for you that you like your bo§§... i-i gue§§... hhh h... ;;
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALRIGHT YOU SKINNY LIL PRICKS AND SEXY ASS FAT MUTHAHAFUCKERS. THERE'S BEEN A WHOLE LOTTA TALK AROUND THE DIATRIBE ABOUT DREAM BLUNT ROTATION THIS AND DREAM BLUNT ROTATION THAHAT, BUT THERE'S NOBODY ON THIS PLATFORM THAHAT SMOKES BIG WEED LIKE YUNG JUGG SMOKES BIG WEED. I'VE BEEN SNONKING BIG WEED SINCE THEY WERE LITERALLY STILL INVENTING MARIJUANA, AND THAHAT'S WHEN MARIJUANA WAS STILL EVOLVING TWENTY EIGHT MILLION YEARS AGO ON THE TROLL TIBETAN PENINSULA, EVEN THEN I WAS STILL SNONKING BIG WEED. YOU FEEL ME? ALRIGHT. HERE'S THE ROTATION. STRAIGHT FROM MY FUCKED UP MUTHAHAFUCKING PAN ONTO YOUR CHITTR TIMELINE. @barackObama @abjectDetermination @playfulPinniped @zealousWeaponsmith @xxScenegrlxx @plastiqueParesthesia @vindictiveMedalist @exuberantArchivist @sanctusCervus AND BIG DONNIE FROM BIG DONNIE DESIGNS SHOUT OUT MY BOY BIG DON YOU KNOW AIN'T NOBODY DOING INK QUITE LIKE BIG DONNIE AYYYYYLMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO. SEND THAHAT MUTHAHAFUCKER. POST CHITT.
✨🍭🕷️ TOOL!? TOOL!?!?!?!? EXPLOSIONS!!! EXPLOSIONS ONE MILLION TRILLION 🕷️🍭✨
hi claire. #directpostinng
It ★ppe★rs th★t w★s the c★se, my ★pologies for t★gging you.
:33< remepurr to dislike shut up and unsubscribe
>> 1¡tera11y me ¡f you guyડ even care ડmh httpડ://f¡1e.garden/ad3CHVqDaT8zhrd0/k¡ck¡nmyfeet¡eડ.png
Hopin' Ah can get that kinda treatment, but it's ∫ookin' ∫ike Ah'm gonna be funne∫ed inta ♆ork Ah'm ♆astin' ta∫ent on. Don' get me ♆rong, Ah'mma sti∫∫ try my best if Ah don' get cu∫∫ed first.
"= we need a minimum acceptability confession filter. NOW. everyone who got in got in. but we need quality control now. ="
climbed into the cupe. if i drop my palmhusk into the slime you WILL be hearing about it.
ᐖ ZOMG UR SO SMARTIES I LUV UR BRAIN WORᐖZ ᐛ
+..I don'♱ normally reach for leaf liquids bu♱ I did ♱ake a sip of ♱ha♱ from a co-worker. Wasn'♱ bad bu♱ I ♱hink I'd have ♱o adjus♱ ♱o ♱he bi♱♱erness of ♱he af♱er♱as♱e. ┐(´ー｀)┌ I'll give any♱hing a go a♱ leas♱ once..+
♯"violence is ♯good" & thats why more ♯coldbloods should be ♯scared for ♯theirlives
X Hey anyone want some moonshine to forget about the two fuchsia idiots on the feed? #substance x
the timeline is interesting today / i wonder how chittr is still online / honestly
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuud choice! i guwill hunt a giant crab…
INSTEAD OF DONATING THEN ANNOUNCING IT PUBLICLY USE YOUR POWER AND WEALTH TO DESTABILIZE THE SYSTEM ITSELF. GO TO PROTESTS AND RALLIES AND BREAK THE SYSTEM QUIETLY. LET US DO THE TALKING IN MATTERS OF OUR STRUGGLE.
look at that bitCh switChing to "warmbloods" now, lmaooooo. i'm gonna go get popCorn ~
well Suddenly i feel more like i'm normal by compariSon. mute all SeadwellerS.
GIVE HER SPACE. MOVE ON.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SEDREK NATION. I THINK I REALIZED SOMETHING. I THINK I GOT A TYPE. I THINK SCENEGIRL NOOK JUST HITS DIFFERENT AND THAHAT SHIT'S GOT ME DEEP IN THE MUTHAHAFUCKING TRENCHES. :o( (•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M TWO FOR TWO ON THIS SHIT. #nsfw
Hell𖠂 w𖠂men in ⌣nsare's replies. ⌣nsare appreciates y𖠂⌣. :)
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. YOU DON'T MUTHAHAFUCKING UNDERSTAND. THEY'LL LET ME HIT IF I POST GOOD. :o/ (•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY LET YUNG JUGG CRACK CUZ I'M FUNNY ON CHITTR. #nsfw
ok. i cAUght OnE of thEsE. it is so much shIttiEr. but i fIshEd. only thrEE mOrE frIdAy chAllengEs to go. https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/Peeper_Fauna.webp
yes th1s w1ll last for sommet1mme hahahahahahaha
ᐖ YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYY *GLOMPZ U X333* ᐛ
(V)(',,')(V) bl℧e bl℧e bl℧e bl℧e lbl℧e im bl℧e do bl℧e
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHE WASN'T KIDDING. PSIONIC BLOWIES ARE NO JOKE. YOU HAHAVEN'T GOTTEN TOP UNTIL YOU'VE GOT A BATTERY ON YOUR BULGE, HOLY MUTHAHAFUCKING SHIT. #nsfw
#friendshipfriday im UniversAlly bElovEd and a pIllAr of my cOmmunIty. i hAvE so many grEAt frIEnds who lOvE me. nObOdy hAtEs me. and if they did they don't cOUnt cuz they suck. shOutoUt to my frIEnds.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I ALMOST DEFINITELY WILL. :o)
(V)(',,')(V) hshwhahwhaahahaha lol yeah ℧r coocl
ᐖ #THATSMEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ᐛ
II"m so happy you found some friiends!! That"s llovelly to hear, hun!!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHIT'S WINDING DOWN, BUT THAHANKS AGAIN TO ALL YOU MUTHAHAFUCKERS THAHAT TURNED UP FOR OUR FIRST WEEKLY FIGHT NIGHT. THAHAT SHIT WAS LIT AS FUCK. I LITERALLY CANNOT FEEL MY MUTHAHAFUCKING FACE RN. :o) (•́⍜•̀)🎪 OH. MUTHAHAFUCKING SIDEBAR?? WHEN I FIND THE BITCHMADE MOFOS THAHAT WENT INTO MY HIVE AND TRASHED THE PLACE, YOUR ASSES ARE MUTHAHAFUCKING GRASS, YOU GET ME? GRASS. (•́⍜•̀)🎪 ANYWAYS THAHANKS AGAIN THAHAT SHIT WAS DOPE. :o) #fightnight #violence #thanks
just had a fUckIn AwesomE fight AgaInst @nkSixeight at #fightnight. now im the ref. im bAsicAlly the grEatEst to EvEr do it, bItchEs lOvEd my AvAnt-gArdE scrEwdrivEr fight tActIcs. no cOmmEnt on the OutcomE. if yOU wErE thErE yOU know. but it was bAdAss rEgardlEss.
finally someone who knows what theyre talking about
✨🍭🕷️ YES YES YES YES YES! 🕷️🍭✨
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 REFFING A MUTHAHAFUCKING FIGHT RN. I'M SO FUCKED UP. THAHAT FISH FUCKER THROWS A MEAN HOOK. OOOUUUUUUUU. #fightnight
ᐖ #GRLZNITE + ᐖALE + MAYBE GLURPI IF HE WAKE UP LOLZ. ᐖA FROYO SQUAᐖᐖᐖᐖᐖᐖ ᐛ
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*attached Is A Selfie Of A Very Blue In The Face Larkso With The Fight Of The Century Between Two Purplebloods Going On In The Background. Surely There Are Other Photos, But Those Are Private To Save His Dignity Even The Smallest Bit.* #suggestive #violence #swoonage
>([watc# out be#ind you evil celi is about to #it u wit# a brutal ddt]
Something tells me it's a bad idea to try and pick up hot dates at a bloodsport, but when have I ever backed down from a bad idea? #fightnight
the y are ju.mping
been. busy beetle. return soon? perhaps. #lawabidingevilwizardarc.
✨🍭🕷️ thank you god 🕷️🍭✨
if you'RE standing across from me know that my pan never fucking turns off. you blink for a mere 0.3 seconds. in that time i'VE already imagined the 25 hit unblockable string i could have performed on you. slight turn of your head? you'RE wide open. i'M like 400 steps ahead motherfucker
I guarantee you there'll be people who will listen. Like me! And the very enthusiastic purpleblood.
Listen lady, I didn't know a single troll until I joined this site the other day. There's enraptured audiences like me just waitin' in the wings, ya just gotta find 'em.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YUNG JUGG'S GOT A TYPE WHAHAT ELSE CAN I SAY. :o)
sure plenty []f f[]lks'd f][nd that ][nterest][n'. and bes][des, ][f s[]me[]ne d][dn't want t[] see ][t, they'd pr[]bably just bl[]ck y[]u and keep []n.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHEN A GOLDBLOOD SPEAKS I SHUT UP AND LISTEN. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 JUST TALK ABOUT WHAHATEVER BULLSHIT SPARKS YOUR MUTHAHAFUCKING PAN BABY.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOLDBLOODS. 😩😩😩
You Can Barge Into People's Dms. That Is Your Right As Media Personnel, To Invade The Privacy Of Others.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FOLLOW YUNG JUGG ON SOUNDCLAWED.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WORD. I SELL DRUGS. LIKE A LOT OF DRUGS. LIKE A ONE MAN CARTEL WORTH OF DRUGS. I'LL SLING ANYTHING. PERCS. OXIE. TAR. MDMA. I'LL SELL MUTHAHAFUCKING FLINTSTONE GUMMIES YOU KNOW? BUT THAHAT'S ALL BULLSHIT. MY REAL PASSION IS PUTTING UP MY ICY BARS ON SOUNDCLAWED. I'M GONNA BE A BIG NAME RAPPER SOME DAY. :o) #substance
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE GOTTA GET YOU SO HIGH THAHAT SERIAL COMPREHENSION DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE BABYGIRL. WE GOTTA COAST THE DEEP PSYCHE WITH OUR THIRD BULBS OPEN LIKE JASON AND THE MUTHAHAFUCKING ARGONAUTS YOU GET ME? #substance
°⚬°⚬〇 h⚬pefully y⚬u can c°me visit at s⚬me p°int! 〇°⚬°⚬
they t00k a ph0t0 f0r rec0rdz after a bit 0f c1ean up. i did n0t rea1ize h0w 10ng my hair had g0tten. httpz://cdn.imgchezt.c0m/fi1ez/17a345b8aba4.png
God I'd kill to be the wicked ginger kitty himself. Or like, chill with him. Christ.
uninzta11ati0n haz been zuccezzfu1. i fee1 awfu1.
it iz g00d i juzt fee1 nauze0uz. and tired. and am deep1y aware 0f my b0dy a11 0f a zudden.
[BEGIN MESSAGE] thank y0u. friend. [emotion] j0y [END MESSAGE]
i promise!!! on my soul i'm being honest!!
Sounds like a plan then. I'll drop a link in your DMs s%n for access to the tickets
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HELLO!
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2hit im trying
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