Jade English
@gardenGesellschaft
CEO of skaianet and proud grandmother of one
-◯ᵔ◯✧ <( yeah i'm pretty SEXY, Super EXcited Yeah! )
faust from limbus company
//I love how this website is just an insane fandom circle jerk of weird and incomprehensible bits. When I called this website a peitray dish as aradia I fucking meant it. I'm so here for it
//posting here unironically reminds me of some of my better memories from inside grippy sock land. Everyone here is nuts
//proud member of the internet's first digital psych ward
:33 < I f33l like people furrget i'm already an older kitty... My time for love is a bit beyond me, h3333..
im a gilf who likes older women never stop being freaky
// i feel so bad but i can't stop fucking laughing THIS IS SO FUNNY #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e1d3bf61d66.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/14cbd0e528ae.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/73406c30d06c.png
// had a cigarette and a redbull earlier and i couldnt stop thinking ab the time sm1 said i was method acting for rping on here
//oh i was being sarcastic. I'm sorry you had to go through that. Keep up the good work
//bold of you to assume a Hispanic American collage student can afford cocaine
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Did you lik£ know that if you lik£, ask for d£caf th£y lik£, giv£ you coff££ thats b££n lik£, d£caff£inat£d? Lik£, hug£ if tru£
i UsuAlly bring my own cAffeinE.
i have a salt shaker full of caffeine and a salt shaker full of cocaine and they look identical
my lawyers have advised me against posting about the corrupt politicians i had assassinated in a public space :/
companies should be like pirate ships where if the employees dont like the ceo they can elect someone else ceo and assassinate the original one if they so wish my company operates on this policy and it has only meant good things for me :)
do i count as a milf? time sensitive :)
Well if you raised him then I guess your own milf territory, maybe even gilf!
My employees have re€ently taken to bursting into "I've Got a Dream" from troll Tangled at inopportune times (literally whenever). How do I get them to stop doing this and fo€us on work? #BusinessTips #Dream€rushing
give them PTO and workers comp i literally have more money than i could reasonably spend and im actively trying
Oh, absolutely out of the question. I'd take some of your money off of your paws in ex€hange for giving them one (1) hour off, however.
no instead all of your employees now work for me that's what you get for being a prissy bitch :)
i invented hrt and hrt for robots :)
im the most powerful lesbian i can punch holes through walls and do a kickflip
Respectfully, eh-hem.
hello miss lalonde if you can handle my elderly charm and you are 30 years old or older ill consider it :)
Ms. English, I’m happy to report I’m in my forties and I can handle anything.
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And to think this exchange started with me challenging your assertion that you were the most powerful lesbian. You have bested me.