Jade English
@gardenGesellschaft
CEO of skaianet and proud grandmother of one :)
im technically dead :)
technically dead is the best kind ꙮf dead. slay queen. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
if you wanna get genetic spliced please feel free to ask
uh.... i think i spliced you with a skink for cold-bloodedness, a crow for the hollow bones so youre more agile, and a pangolin for the thick armor plating of hair!! :) you agreed to all of the ones you didnt directly ask for :/
i could splice you with a spider to see if it makes you like spiderman but i dont know if itll work.... give me a bit to do some tests and ill get back to you on this whole debacle :)
im old :)
youre just finely aged girl dont worry
does anyone have pictures of me from before i was a cybernetically enhanced red smear in the forest of hellmurder island?? i cant find any :/
i remember when i was good at assassinating rich people :/
bad bitch in the streets good girl in the sheets #nsfw
im union strong and ready to eat ass at a moments notice #nsfw
im so rich and awesome :)
my dad has been dead a very long time and i have forgotten hes a homophobe :/
SOMEONE OF US COME FROM A DIFFERENT TIME.. THE ANONYMITY OF THE INTERNET DOES SOMETHING TO PEOPLE. I FEAR I'VE LOST MYSELF TO BEING A BIG CHUDDY "HATER" ON THIS SITE. I APOLOGIZE FOR MY ACTIONS I'LL DO BETTER IN THE FUTURE. I'LL HATE EVEN HARDER <3
fair enough good luck father also im a trans woman and a lesbian :)
i cant throw it back without throwing out my back :(
inventing a new technology that lets robots be girls who kiss girls :)
queer people in the government
@farmstinkButtlass A politically minded sort of post! Definitely fetch worthy. And a noble cause. You also happen to be friends with one such individual. Fetch! To your blog it goes! Rechittable and ready to make lifelong friends with the kindred soul sorts already furnishing your blog or thereabouts. #MyLassie
im always barking this to someone!!! usually to myself, but right now im barking it to my profile with a rechitt because its true :0!!!
its my brothers birthday and to celebrate im going to hunt him down and hug him.
people are wondering my thoughts on trans men my friend dave strider is a trans man :) my official opinion is that trans men make cool friends sometimes :D
using my infinite power, wisdom, and wealth ive decided to make hrt free the losses are neglageable because it's actually really cheap to produce so im getting a monopoly on hrt and other important life saving medications and then just giving them away for free :)
update this has somehow made me even more money yay :D
for april fools im going to make one random egg realize that that their trans using a ~ath codestring :)
im trans and very visible :)
//I love how this website is just an insane fandom circle jerk of weird and incomprehensible bits. When I called this website a peitray dish as aradia I fucking meant it. I'm so here for it
//posting here unironically reminds me of some of my better memories from inside grippy sock land. Everyone here is nuts
//It's so fun seeing all these posts and interacting
my lawyers have advised me against posting about the corrupt politicians i had assassinated in a public space :/
companies should be like pirate ships where if the employees dont like the ceo they can elect someone else ceo and assassinate the original one if they so wish my company operates on this policy and it has only meant good things for me :)
