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@ghastlyTroublemaker

stand-up comedian, sleight of hand magician, and teller of the best-worst puns you'll ever hear! ((pfp by mintofhtagn on tumblr))

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 1259Kull Score: 106236 followers41 following

THE M⧃UNTAIN USED HIS M⧃VES NEAR THE WR⧃NG TR⧃LL AND IS N⧃W ENGAGED IN WHAT THE CINEMATIC SH⧃WINGS W⧃ULD CALL A BATTLE ⧃F THE DANCE

Kult: +27
Kull: +5
Total: 32
Ratio: 5.40

oh shit! that means it is SERIOUS BUSINESS. good luck!!

Kult: +5
Total: 5

@aspiringPessimist i just cut up on old shirt i don't wear anymore, i hope this counts! i guess it's not so bad. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4c6fd5e1f2f9.png

Kult: +47
Kull: +10
Total: 57
Ratio: 4.70
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@funnyStray[FS]

* hubba hubba! looking good, mister!

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Total: 5
@funnyStray[FS]

thanks! :D

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Old Men Are Not Safe From My Crop Top Post. Do Not Think You Are. #suggestive #nsfc

Kult: +30
Kull: +25
Total: 55
Ratio: 1.20

you'll never catch me!

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
Sunrise Crown
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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Just For That, You're First. #evil

Kult: +5
Total: 5

C'mon, it aint that bad, get the crop top on, it'll be fun!

Kult: +10
Total: 10

nooo!!!

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Total: 10

actually, i guess i've never worn a crop top before. maybe it WOULD be fun?

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Total: 5

i've been wondering. as a heterosexual man, is it inappropriate to wish someone a happy pride month?

Kult: +74
Kull: +65
Total: 139
Ratio: 1.14

@glaringActuality why'd you pity this? :(

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@glaringActuality come on.

Kult: +7
Total: 7

direct examination testimony: i feel bad for everyone who's not nonbinary🌊🏄‍♂️🤙🌅🏖️⛱️🌴🍹🍍🦩🪩

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Total: 2

what's wrong with not being nonbinary?

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Total: 2

direct examination expert testimony: if you were nonbinary you would know...

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Total: 2

fine then, keep your secrets!

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Total: 5
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@elusiveBreeze[EB]

you're binary. that's what's wrong.

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Total: 5

well i don't know how to stop being binary!!

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transgender
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@elusiveBreeze[EB]

maybe you just aren't ready for the nonbinary life style...

Kult: +5
Total: 5

oh yeah? i could totally handle being not binary. just try me!

Kult: +10
Total: 10
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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober
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Chittrclan
Confident, Cute, Instinctive, Dangerous. Hail the kitty-cat users of Chittr!
You know, like, Nya?
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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< im cute!

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

hi cute, im john!

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@tenebrificTermagent[TT]

https://i.postimg.cc/2yXmS8P6/image-2026-06-12-175151674.png The Egbert's are surrounding me.

Kult: +39
Kull: +10
Total: 49
Ratio: 3.90

we're coming for you, ms. lalonde!!

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Total: 10

(this one's a crocker actually, but i'll take on the egbert mantle for the sake of a bit.)

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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
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@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

As penance for lack of Daily Tarot Card post, I shall be offering one card readings in the comments of this post to all who request one. You may need to bear with me however, as I'm out. But I will see to it once I have my hands on my decks again later today. (Timezone dependant) #DailyTarotCard

Kult: +25
Kull: +5
Total: 30
Ratio: 5.00

sounds fun! can you do one for me too?

Kult: +5
Total: 5

ugly weirdo: man 👨 woman 👩 me: man🫃 woman🤰 nonbinary 🫄 ugly weirdo who turns out to be nonbinary: omg dave your so write then we shakes hands and part ways

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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SUPER DEE DUPER SHITHEAD
Way two go, shithead.
@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

IN LIEU OF A BETTER LIFE-UPDATE CHITT, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT MY "LIFE" IS A LOOPING TORMENT NEXUS OF CLOGGED LOAD GAPERS AND MILDEW-ENCRUSTED TILES, I'LL JUST SAY THIS. I STILL HAVEN'T CUT MY HAIR, YET. THERE. ALL YOU SICK, OPINIONATED FUCKS WHO WANT ME TO KEEP IT DON'T HAVE TO MOURN ANYTHING, YET. I'LL SEE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT IN A FEW WIPES.

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Total: 96
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darn. no #baldkat?

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𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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NEVER CAuGHT LACKING LACKEY.
THIS uSER. LACKS NOTHING.
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Chchow is your friend!
SUPER DEE DUPER SHITHEAD
Way two go, shithead.
@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

REMIND ME THAT WHEN IT COMES TIME FOR ME TO START ANNIHILATING PEOPLE WITH TIME POWERS LIKE A PROPER EVIL ASSHOLE AT THE EVIL ASSHOLE SYNDICATE, I'M GOING TO START WITH YOU. AWAIT MY SHITHIVE LEADER-RAGE BEAM ATTACK.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

hahaha okay. i can't wait! is this big crazy beam of yours gonna make ME bald? i don't know if i could rock the chrome dome look.

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@markZucc[MZ]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/58678b85e3ce.jpg

Kult: +35
Kull: +5
Total: 40
Ratio: 7.00

congratulations!

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Total: 10