IN LIEU OF A BETTER LIFE-UPDATE CHITT, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT MY "LIFE" IS A LOOPING TORMENT NEXUS OF CLOGGED LOAD GAPERS AND MILDEW-ENCRUSTED TILES, I'LL JUST SAY THIS. I STILL HAVEN'T CUT MY HAIR, YET. THERE. ALL YOU SICK, OPINIONATED FUCKS WHO WANT ME TO KEEP IT DON'T HAVE TO MOURN ANYTHING, YET. I'LL SEE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT IN A FEW WIPES.
MOVIE NIGHTS ARE GOING TO STICK AROUND. I CAN PROMISE YOU THAT MUCH. NO SWEATY GREEN ASSHOLE IS GOING TO WRENCH THAT STAPLE OUT OF MY CLAWS.
NO ONE CAN STOP THE POWER OF WATCHING HER WITH A GROUP OF FREAKS #affectionate
REMIND ME THAT WHEN IT COMES TIME FOR ME TO START ANNIHILATING PEOPLE WITH TIME POWERS LIKE A PROPER EVIL ASSHOLE AT THE EVIL ASSHOLE SYNDICATE, I'M GOING TO START WITH YOU. AWAIT MY SHITHIVE LEADER-RAGE BEAM ATTACK.
okay what the fuck ii2 up wiith karkat2 and long haiir on thii2 app ii2 iit becau2e the only way youre able two 2tart lookiing le22 liike an angry hedgebea2t ii2 after you 2tart beiing completely diivorced from the alpha tiimeliine
MY NORMAL HAIR IS *FINE.*
iif you compare every a2pect of your2elf two another a2pect of your2elf iit would look fiine karkat that2 why you gotta mea2ure the re2t of realiity two get a clue about where youre 2tandiing
OKAY. LET'S GET ONE THING *ABUNDANTLY* FUCKING CLEAR. IS THIS STRONG, BILE-FILLED CASE YOU'RE MAKING IN *OPPOSITION* TO THE IDEA OF ME WITH LONG HAIR, OR IN APPROVAL? BECAUSE I CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE JUST SAYING I LOOK LIKE SHIT NO MATTER WHAT, AND WHETHER TO START SENDING YOU HIGH-RESOLUTION .PNGS OF MY MIDDLE FINGERS.
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hahaha okay. i can't wait! is this big crazy beam of yours gonna make ME bald? i don't know if i could rock the chrome dome look.