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COME TO FELT MANOR. WE'VE GOT RUSTBLOODS. SPILLING OUT OF EVERY HOLE.
WE ARE TAKING THIS DANCE BATTLE ⧃UTSIDE
THE M⧃UNTAIN USED HIS M⧃VES NEAR THE WR⧃NG TR⧃LL AND IS N⧃W ENGAGED IN WHAT THE CINEMATIC SH⧃WINGS W⧃ULD CALL A BATTLE ⧃F THE DANCE
Off Topic, But Every Time I Chitt Something I Pause The Movie And I Think Scorpulous Is Mad About It. He Keeps Mimicking Snapping His Claws Shut Like He's Going To Squish Me. #lol
Thinking about an anteater. What a great creature.
* oh i finally figured out how to apply my badges! how beautiful, i feel truly in touch with the site with these now :]
Peace And Love On All Of Alternia, The Large Men Yearn To Do As They're Told. #imferal #suggestive #croptopposting #nsfc
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
hehehe.
okay testing to see if this actually works but i feel like i need to clarify that this is what i actually look like ignore the fact that this picture is like 8 years old now its still pretty accurate https://64.media.tumblr.com/c31b89ef0863cfe15ccdddfb56ef1549/tumblr_pdkx5lu9y11va0n60o1_1280.jpg
im looking very respectfully haha i wouldnt look weird or anything no sirree im just looking as anyone else would ha ha hahaha ha are you busy
(=^･⩊･^=) < HOT OLD MAN ON MY F33D....
I Am Clawing At The Walls Of My Enclosure. #verypositive #wow
* hubba hubba! looking good, mister!
((Intro post for Curree Erzhix begins... now!)) Your name is CURREE ERZHIX. You are a Pansexual Cisgender Male of 11 Sweeps. You are Polyamorous and Polyquad. Your sign is Argo, Sign of the Zenith, and you would be a Rogue of Space. You live in a rustic cabin-like hive on the south side of Outglut, a subgrub of the major city of Thrashthrust. Your lusus, CHARIAS, is a hoofbeast you call 'dad' when you're feeling kind towards him - which isn't often given his penchant for not being around. Because of this consistent and repeated absence, you've had to do a lot of surviving on your own, and when he does come by, it is often to be a menace in some way. He sucks. 'Chariasshole' would be your nickname for him, but last time you called him that he kicked your door in. Your hive isn't too crazy, though the earlier-mentioned rustic cabin look definitely makes it stand out. It is decently utilitarian, having what you need to survive and shelter, but with little in the way of personal effects. You've your KITCHEN, your RESPITEBLOCK, your ABLUTIONCHAMBER - which has a combination bath and shower - and your MAIN LIVING AREA which consists almost solely of a ratty old rug, a soft couch, and a surprisingly decent television that you definitely did not buy. Your main activity is your job as a courier. A mailmain, a delivery boy, whatever folks will to call it. It is a job you take with the utmost seriousness, and a job that has led to you directly culling more than a few folks who thought your delivery route to be an easy mark. Fortunately, your spectacular skill with your use of REVOLVERKIND has left the mail unharmed and those bandits dead. The job suits you just fine, you've always been a type for the great outdoors, and both your mannerisms and sense of style both reflect those of the OLD ALTERNIAN WESTERN MOVIES. You are, with the exception of a trusty steed, a true cowboy. Though you enjoy the great outdoors and your job takes you all over, it wasn't until recently (as of writing) that you began to properly socialise and make friends with others. While this has led to serious ups and downs in your emotional state, you do your best to maintain a CONSTANT POSITIVE OUTLOOK. Those you are close to can count on you as a loyal ally, but major changes can seriously spook you, and the idea of being part of something greater is both exciting and mortifying to you. For whatever reason, the usual powers associated with Rustbloods - communing with the dead - do not seem to have developed in you. Whether this is a mutation, a failure from your lusus, or something else entirely, may never be known for sure. Curree's current main reference: https://file.garden/aeJcY5pyajBfOnwA/curreeerzhix.png Slightly important !!!NSFW!!! details: https://chittr.ing/profile/packageHandler/49029fde-38dc-4b86-8b92-0fd84a8de6a6
Pretend This Says 200 And I Didn't Miss It, Please And Thank You. https://i.ibb.co/7d0s75x2/screenshot-20260614-135850-2.png
yes thats how good of a mood im in dont mess with it. :P
good morning and evensong. hey hi hello, i hope you are having a good day! i also hope you all are trying to make other people's days better!!!
been taking you future people for granted because i just said fuck it we ball in a call and someone said what does that mean and i had to lie and say i came up with it off the dome
C'mon, it aint that bad, get the crop top on, it'll be fun!
Just For That, You're First. #evil
ill bring him my favorite movie con air im sure that wont fuck shit up
hell yea
i gotchu
hey cool were buddies i should like bring something to show how buddy buddy we are
feeling pretty g/)/)d t/) light. i made pe/)ple argue in s/)me/)ne else’s thread, s/)me/)ne i kn/)w tried t/) cull s/)me/)ne else i kn/)w, that /)ne rust bl/)/)d i’ve been checking in /)n is infact alive, and i think this calls f/)r a celebrati/)n! i’m g/)ing t/) rand/)mly text s/)me/)ne i gh/)sted a while ag/) as a treat
r1ght well. everyone seems to be busy ton1ght, all th1ngs cons1dered 1 k1nda forgot t1ll the last m1nute to do anyth1ng anyway. hotpot w1th the th1ng that showed up outs1de the ablut1on block earl1er 1 guess
(( posting ooc bc i like the doodle but enjoy this pre-camping tag https://iili.io/CCkLuWl.png
youure nnever alonne, ok? i am always here for youu
https://i.postimg.cc/2yXmS8P6/image-2026-06-12-175151674.png The Egbert's are surrounding me.
((Good luck finding rose art that heavily leans goth if your rose isn't an anemic white girl, apparently. ((See also: finding art for your human Terezi when she isn't a white ginger 😭
I have seen a whole heaping glob of discussion all centering the word "moe," what traits constitute the quality, and the social currency of displaying said traits! I would be remiss not to help explain the origin of the term. ... Moe Howard, as the de facto leader of the Three Stooges, acted out the role of charming semi-straight man. Whereas to his own companions he represented logic and authority, and vented his frustrations in the form of slapstick physical abuses, to the greater world at large his own intellectual shortcomings sat on full shining display! So to become "moe," as so many of you seem to have fixed yourselves on, all you need do is perform some level of beguiling self-assured stupidity for the platform audience at large. In practice, this could be done as simply as the confident explanation of a concept on which you have no grasp. I hope this has been educational for you all.
As penance for lack of Daily Tarot Card post, I shall be offering one card readings in the comments of this post to all who request one. You may need to bear with me however, as I'm out. But I will see to it once I have my hands on my decks again later today. (Timezone dependant) #DailyTarotCard
(=^･⩊･^=) < PFFFT. IMAGINE N33DING THERAPY! I SURE AS HELL KNOW I DON'T!
((Single minded old man detected in your area. Low key I'm not finishing this I think cause I'm sleepy lol. I do think it's funny for him to wear cropped tops though, like of course no iteration of larkso can keep themselves fully covered 💀)) https://i.imgur.com/D5KkORN.png
Happy pride to trans women and trans women of color, asexuals, and all other sexualities looked down on and ostracized by the community. #pride #LGBT #fuckyouifyoureantiequality #ibitetransphobes #ibiteacephobes
˚.⋆﹏𓊝﹏ Not at all, Mr. Crocker!! You'd be signaling you support them! ^^ ⚓︎
no poppop its cool asf 🩷
No just means you're an ally
REMIND ME THAT WHEN IT COMES TIME FOR ME TO START ANNIHILATING PEOPLE WITH TIME POWERS LIKE A PROPER EVIL ASSHOLE AT THE EVIL ASSHOLE SYNDICATE, I'M GOING TO START WITH YOU. AWAIT MY SHITHIVE LEADER-RAGE BEAM ATTACK.
((art by tipsyGalactica!!!)) tried the whole hoodie stealing thing, i heard it was something to be done. this is cozy i see why you wear it all the time dude!
#juniorupdates _ .-. ( `' | `. / |/ ' _ \ . | (_ |\/| L\ /` |/ | __)| | | \\_,|`\' ,.--. ,/ `\ \ _,-""-| | ' ,' ;`-.,.-' ' / \ \ ,-. ; | / `._.-. \_.r-"'-. _.._ ; .-./ /| )/ `''` `'. | / ` -'7 \ \ '. ; |_, | \ ` ,| \ \ `. ___/ \ /;;.\ ; \ | .'` .' `-._ /;;;;;|| f`'-' / _.-' `'. ||;;;;;| \ .'|_\.-. .-. `\ f\';;;'/ | `-.___,.'``'-.| /_._/_ \__| `'-'` .' / _\'.) '---' . | \ _.-'.__7 /`. _ / `. | `. `'-' | _.' t'` ) ; | \ Junior is feeling much better. \ _ | _.-' _,' .' | ; |;; Your support helped! Very tired. `. // '7;_,..-'` _,-` ; ' \ ;| .-._ Updates to run. `'-/' __.-\_\ \ \ \`);f_,.-` Junior will return with '--''"`` \.-'\ >"--._ `-|. `-`/ more #boobs later. ____________.-f._.;"'--. _).--'__ | \ '''""""'''' (___<7/_______)(/_/`r ` `"-.mx___ `'------'--` --
IN LIEU OF A BETTER LIFE-UPDATE CHITT, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT MY "LIFE" IS A LOOPING TORMENT NEXUS OF CLOGGED LOAD GAPERS AND MILDEW-ENCRUSTED TILES, I'LL JUST SAY THIS. I STILL HAVEN'T CUT MY HAIR, YET. THERE. ALL YOU SICK, OPINIONATED FUCKS WHO WANT ME TO KEEP IT DON'T HAVE TO MOURN ANYTHING, YET. I'LL SEE HOW I FEEL ABOUT IT IN A FEW WIPES.
I do hope you'll pardon my tardiness- although you'll be pleased to know the ball is already rolling at Crockercorp HQ on our #PrideMonth festivities. I would like to wish a VERY happy pride to the various LGBTQ+ individuals of this userbase, and commend their continuous courage and authenticity. Frankly, I wasn't going to say anything, given the binormative standards of Alternian society to which I've been educated. DO trolls celebrate Pride? And for that matter, would it be... LGSTQ+? "S" for Straight? ... Is it Straight Pride Perigee? Anywhoodle. A VERY happy Pride to you all, straight or no. #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #LGSTQ #LGSTQIA #StraightPride #Ally #Straight
HOLY FUCK, 1 D1D 1T!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/58678b85e3ce.jpg
so close... https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/b2271ff24fAA.png https://cdn.|mgchest.com/f|les/66347b3f6141.jpg
D--> #Ugh
c< ya KNOw wHat? tHe first tiMe i didNt recOgNize Myself iN tHe MirrOr, was a Happy tiMe >c
Happy pride month darlings!
#baldkat
thank you again @car8olicGalvanologist for another AMAZING #a8cc meeting !! I hope everypuppy had fun, even if it was a 8it of a pan-fuck movie !!
when im in a woman lovin competition and my opponent is nyrita (she already out the door with the women by the time i get there)
TH4T W4S FUN! K4RK4T 4LW4YS PL4YS TH3 MOST 1NT3R3ST1NG MOV13S 3V3R.
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every rose here is terminally insane every jade on here is chronically horny every dave here is fucking awesome and we just dont know anything about johns theres no consistent patterns
THIS WILL BE THE FINAL ADVERTISEMENT. THE FINAL. FUCKING. ADVERTISEMENT. UNTIL I START ACTUALLY SENDING OUT THE LINK. TONIGHT AT THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING WITH THIS ONE. IT'S DENSE. IT'S SERIOUS. RATED R MOSTLY FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND SOME EMOTIONALLY ABDOMINAL SAUSAGE-RENDING SCENES, BUT THE REAL THING YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS THAT IT'S A HUMAN FRENCH FILM. IN ENGLISH, BUT IT STILL READS LIKE A HUMAN FRENCH FILM. SO BE WARNED. THIS SHIT GETS WEIRD. TENTATIVE START TIME IS AT 5 PM PST [PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME] *TODAY.* SOME OF YOU HAVE ALREADY RSVP'ED LIKE A RESPONSIBLE PACK OF FUCKWITS, SO YOU'LL BE RECEIVING PRIORITY INVITATIONS. AFTER THAT, THE LINK GOES OUT TO THE PUBLIC. MY HUNDRED-SWEEP NAP IS OVER. AND STOP ASKING ME WHETHER OR NOT I'VE CUT MY HAIR, YET. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY #MRNOBODY
Get better memories. Problem solved.
1'M BL1ND! L34RN3D TO "S33" THROUGH T4ST1NG 4ND SM3LL 4ND 1 C4N SM3LL YOUR COLOGN3 THROUGH TH3 SCR33N.
F33L FR33 TO DM M3 1F YOU W4NT TO.~
4ROUND 5 PM PST!
WOULD YOU W4NT TO JO1N FOR 4 MOV13 L4T3R? MY FR13ND, K4RK4T, 1S HOST1NG ON3.
HTTPS://M3D14.T3NOR.COM/P1Q4WJ_FYR44444C/1-L1V3-MUSHU.G1F
WHAT D0 Y0U CALL A FAK3 N00DL3? AN IMPASTA! #GAMZ33ISKING #BL33S3D #R0ADT0HIGHJ3ST3RS #J0K30FTH3DAY
What a wønderfuł site where yøu can regułarły read cøsmic entities pøsting cringe and deities łivechit their substance usage.
➡️Do you know what's odd?➡️ ➡️Every other number.➡️ ➡️That one is a kicker, but the joke is that every number that isn't even, is odd.➡️ ➡️Which is every other number.➡️
#BFFs #sisters #missyou #glubyou @cuttlefishCabbalist
☞I mean n0 0ffence but if the 0nly use y0u can think 0f f0r a gr0up 0f paras0cial syc0phants is petty self-validati0n y0u have a fundamental failure 0f imaginati0n.
Taking fucking awesome spider gam8ling pirate estrogen.
c< well, id say is apprOpriate! cause its a celebratiON Of Myself, aNd My freedOM! >c
c< attacKiN Me witHOut eveN learNiN My fucKeN prONOuNs? ill fucKeN Kill ya! >c
c< MHM! i did! >c
> GCat now has a collar! It says 'If lost please return to Tavros Nitram."
kk i'm back You're sick as fuck. Glad to have you around, young man.
google man verison of bimbo google mimbo? google bimbk man
c< bitcOiN, ive Heard is pretty lucrative, but, i wOuldNt KNOw aNytHiN abOut HuMaN MarKets >c
Website called PLUSH RUMP. It blows up so you gotta send over a lot of funds.
Apple, Microsoft, Bitcoin when it comes up.
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⋆⁺‧₊☽ 'll 'ave t' learn what "Earth 1990s" are like. Ehehe. But um... yes, it's very rare tha' we 'ave users who aren't in the modern day. It's fascinatin'...! ☾₊‧⁺⋆
oh aahahaah!!!! hehehe!! okay that got me!! good one! :D
starfishes are cutes because they are symmetrical in a whole different way
W3LL!!! MR. 3GB3RT (H1S D4D) W4S PROB4BLY TH3 ON3 WHO G4V3 H1M TH3 SURN4M3! SO 1'M SUR3 TH3 GUY D1DN'T G3T TO P1CK 1T! BUT 1T 1S S1LLY.. 1 TH1NK 1T'S CUT3 B3C4US3 OF TH4T.
OH, 1 S33!!! Y3S, J4D3 H4RL3Y! 1 S33, 1 S33!!! J4D3 3NGL1SH, 1'M 4SSUM1NG?
Therapy Is Working. You Can Tell By The Way I Haven't Dramatically Exploded.
OH! 4R3 YOU T4LK1NG 4BOUT MY OTH3R M4T3SPR1T, JOHN? H4H4, Y34H, 1T 1S ODD S331NG 4N OLD3R V3RS1ON OF H1M... 4ND 1'LL 4DM1T YOU'R3 QU1T3 H4NDSOM3 YOURS3LF 1F YOU'R3 GO1NG TO COMPL1M3NT M3! >:]
H4V3N'T WORN TH1S 1N 4G3S.... HTTPS://CDN.1MGCH3ST.COM/F1L3S/CCFD443783BB.PNG #S3LF13
view is kinda nice up here. i got a good burger an fries and some nice company. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/af520fe9679c.jpg
Certainly a lot younger than I expected. Enjoy the site. Come back to me when you think you know what's going on.
Oh my god. They put John on the 8each that makes you old!!!!!!!!
sorry im cool haha.
Holy shit, it's the Night Court guy.
make sure to double tie your shoelaces. LITTLE CLOWN FREAKS FROM THE SEWERS WILL REACH OUT AND UNDO THEM if you walk near a grate
.) I dQn't think there's such a thing as peQple whQ are, like, inherently gQQd Qr evil, since we're all capable Qf acts that help Qr harm peQple, but, like, I guess if there was a clQne Qf me whQ was my QppQsite, she'd prQbably really hate music? And since my jQb is selling tabletQp games and trading cards, I guess the QppQsite me wQuld, like... Sell insurance Qr sQmething bQring haha ))
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꒰everyone go onto goregle and look up red cornetfish now . oyu have to see it꒱
=oXO well you seem to be picking up the reactions really quick so i think you,ll be okay¡ good luck¡¡ =oXO
꒰this was a productive conversation ..... good talk꒱
꒰no more " in my humble opinion " , from now on it’s " from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions " .꒱
꒰i feel neutral on your reaction to the pity react so i am reacting with all of the reactions꒱