Rivule Offele
@carnivorousCecropia
꒰my body is a temple dedicated to caffeine and the mysterious chalice꒱ ꒰it/its꒱ ꒰outside your hive in the conveniently placed puddle꒱ ꒰chittr gillfailure꒱
꒰decided that if i had to see it then everyone unfortunate enough to be on the tl right now has to as well . heres the sheddit post that made me sleep for a whole day //based off of a twitter post that made me cackle that i then promptly lost, i did make this one tho https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/theshitthatpissedmeoff.webp꒱
⪩ https://med⸸𓉸.ten⌖r.c⌖m/e⌖RSJUPb2rk𓉸𓉸𓉸𓉸M/ch𓉸r-𓉸zn𓉸ble-the-gund𓉸m.g⸸f ⪨
꒰made the mistake of opening sheddit last night and the first post i saw was something on s/trollcels about a "culled matesprit" or something and i immediately closed my husktop and slept for 26 hours꒱
//i dont remember if theres a troll equivalent reddit so i did some improv here
Ɏ there a-a-are some da-a-ark pla-a-aces in this world Ɏ
꒰it said some shit like "sorry i couldnt be there for you anon" and "too bad im a mutant" and "hey we hatched on the same day we're like twins" and i just went yknow thats enough for today i think꒱
꒰remembering that time i accidentally interacted with a reality bender ( ???????? ) and got smth cool out of it [IMAGE ATTACHED: It's a D12 that's about fist—sized.] it basically works like a normal die but it can like change i think . idk i just use it to stim it's awesome꒱
꒰this is technically #vagueposting i guess꒱
꒰my evil version probably goes outside꒱
꒰does anyone have that doge meme that says some shit like “ wins custody of the kids from my ex—wife / its poop kids ” or did i hallucinate this꒱
REAL: HTTPS://WWW.TṴMBLR.COM/HOLLOWTONES/743772927470780416/HERE-Ṵ-GO
꒰everyone go onto goregle and look up red cornetfish now . oyu have to see it꒱
꒰OK well you looked at it and thats about all i can ask for but i dont know how to feel about this reply otherwise꒱
looks like one a them worms on a strin6!
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꒰D3RLORD3 FROM SEARCHING FOR A WORLD THAT DOESNT EXIactually why am i surprised anymore i saw e123 omega yesterday youd think id get used to the fact that some people are from totally different timelines by now꒱
Yes! They are very interesting creatUres! Is it as if someone stretched them them oUt as long as a fish can go! Haha.・・・𝛾
꒰https://open.spotify.com/track/5z7rLXNooodcvsK0SQp10I?si=AKc80SZGR7—iFt22zRyaCw no particular comment i just like this from the new glaive #musicposting꒱
꒰there are like 3 things i can be baited into having serious and meaningful conversations about . music, video games and execution methods꒱
꒰no more " in my humble opinion " , from now on it’s " from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions " .꒱
꒰just tried to buy alcohol before the time im allowed to buy it and they shot and killed me in the head #substance #violence꒱
//based on true experiences i showed up too early
꒰taylor swifft fans heads would explode if they were met with the head explosion beam #violence ???꒱
And With Your Supporting Donation Of 14.99 A Month, We Can Make This A Reality—
꒰HOW DARE YOU BE FUNNIER THAN ME ON MY OWN CHIT BUT ALSO LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO꒱
꒰are people #musicposting again . ok Hi https://open.spotify.com/track/76dVXaLfVAbtoyARKjSUcK?si=d38d65d79b0d4d3c꒱
꒰much like my trolltag implies i think moths should start eating each other more (#cannibalism) (do i have to tag that if its not trolls eating trolls) (ill do it just to be safe)꒱
꒰has anyone seen my sharp rock ? i left it in the river for 47 sweeps for safe keeping and now i can’t find it . its many uneven edges have sentimental significance꒱
Just keep looking. I’m sure it’s there somewhere.
꒰okay ................ i know you would never lie to me trollbama꒱
꒰2 sweep old : actually, my lusus work for niikey 2 sweep old me : my lusus works for dinosaur 2 sweep old : ( very skeptic but doesn’t have the words to call me out ) tell me wha t… is the … dinosaurs name😑꒱
//opening pesterchum to do nothing but leave it running for funsies
//do i/will i ever use it to roleplay? probably not. is it nice to just have sitting there? yes <3 it lives there <3 on my screen <3
//adore all the troll pokemon parodies i am seeing on my feed. unfortunately i would not remember to tend to one so i will not be participating </3
꒰deities give their strongest battles to low empathy trolls who had its sense of self stripped away from it by 2—3 people and can no longer recognize itself in the mirror and can hardly process other trolls faces anymore and wait what was this post about again꒱
That sounds rough I feel bad for this person I hope its okay
꒰[IMAGE ATTACHED: It's that hairless purrbeast from earlier, contorting itself into some spherical shape still outside Rivule's window.] fuck you lookin spherical for !!!!!꒱
꒰" i wonder what shape i need to use circumference and radius on ! " the helpful circle :꒱
Haha you know way more than that but I get the joke, its funny
꒰i do not discriminate against or dislike any blood colour some just happen to be more available on dissection and/or vivisection streams and yknow what thats just some peoples line of work get that bag // implied #gore i just wanna be safe <//3꒱
You know the Sims thing when you clearly displeased the Sim and a little --🧍♂️ appears over their head?
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || Y○°u watch the streams? •o• []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
꒰a few here and there im big into biology and theyre also just Super Readily Available꒱
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || I w○°nder if y○°u've watched any ○°f mine °▿° []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
꒰your name Does sound familiar if thats anything but i have memory issues꒱
|| 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔬𝔠𝔱𝔬𝔯 𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔫..˙ᵕ˙ || G○°○°d en○°ugh f○°r me! ˙ᵕ˙ []=[""|""|""])>-- ⊹˙∘.*
꒰writing tip : if you push buttons on a keyboard , letters will appear on the screen . and with that power you can do anything꒱
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