Rivule Offele
@carnivorousCecropia
꒰my body is a temple dedicated to caffeine and the mysterious chalice꒱ ꒰it/its꒱ ꒰outside your hive in the conveniently placed puddle꒱ // AKA: chittr reply guy
꒰pours saltwater on you as you scroll by꒱
jokes on you angelfish are saltvwater
꒰the saltwater is meant with neutral intent it could be a mild annoyance or a happy and nice time depending on your mindset꒱
꒰and why the hell is it posting in that fuckass font #dashwatching #CanYouEvenCallThisDashwashingThePostsAreSuperLowOnTheDashNow꒱
꒰hello ? https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/Screenshot%202026—05—18%20234544.png꒱
꒰i invite you over to my hive and while we’re greeting each other at the door i turn around and yell “down boy ! DOWN ! NO !” and you just see a dangleslug moving very slowly across the floor toward you꒱
꒰does anybody know if we have tuesday tomorrow꒱
=oXO its very tuesday' imagine me nodding sadly and ponderously' now imagine a line of ants carrying objects''' now imagine tuesday again =oXO
=oXO you have a good imagination but soon you will experience tuesday in realtime and it will be so incredibly tuesday it might blow your mind¡¡¡ this is a good thing i hope you have a nice tuesday =oXO
꒰ant fella this is why i fuck with you you always keep it real i hope your tuesday continues to be awesome꒱
꒰character concept : wise old wizard who cant grow facial hair so he strokes his bush whenever hes deep in thought #nsfw ??????꒱
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[THI$ IN$PIRED ME TO GROW A BU$H #↑VOTE #N$FW]
꒰you cant steal it if its my gift to you https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/hotdiggedydemon—stan—twitter.gif꒱
꒰The olm or proteus (Proteus anguinus) is an aquatic salamander which is the only species in the genus Proteus of the family Proteidae[2] and the only exclusively cave—dwelling chordate species found in Europe; the family's other extant genus is Necturus. In contrast to most amphibians, it is entirely aquatic; eating, sleeping, and br https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/WHATAGUY.jpg꒱
Hm! They're very interesting creatUres! Aren't they? BUt. I think yoUr final sentence was cUt off early!・・・𝛾
꒰effeminate dentist: you need to brush more on your gums – hold on why does my tag “effeminate ?” what ? i’m literally just a normal dentist . a masculine one , even . me: (struggling to speak through the dentist’s fingers) youw weren’t shupposhed to shee that꒱
Never underestimate a dentist.
•° *h my g*g thats really funny
꒰happy strong as fuck ice mummy monday everyone ! Look out꒱
꒰(guy before palmhusks were invented voice) i gotta stop lookin at my candle before i sleep꒱
꒰if i touched a bag of fentanyl i would jump with joy and childlike wonder #substance꒱
꒰i migjt pass out at ny husktop again can people reply with controversial music opinions꒱
꒰ill start the beatles were just one guy moving really fast꒱
꒰smoking the weed that makes you scared #substance꒱
꒰beautiful sandwich recipe 1 beautiful lettuce 1 beautiful cheese put together and eat it beautifully .꒱
꒰https://file.garden/agkEUifMyBH0PCee/yumy.jpg꒱
I wöuld die för baja blast right nöw
꒰i would CULL for some baja blast but the place i ordered my grubburger doesnt carry it꒱
I can find like big jugs öf it at the störe but im lazy as hell tö get it Sö i guess im nöt that desperaye för the baja
꒰i only give myself one hivedash order a day because i am not immune to caegars in my bank account depleting... maybe baja tomorrow unsure we'll see꒱
꒰ordered a grubburger AMA꒱
꒰grubsauce lettuce cheese and i felt adventurous so theres some porkfiend strips on it꒱
꒰[several sweeps in the past , showing a medieval peasant radioactive by imagine dragons] so we have these devices called palmhusks that can record sounds and music as if it were words upon a page peasant : can we listen to something else me [lying maliciously] : this is the only song we have .꒱
I HEARD SOMETHING ABOUT DRAGONSS HE//O >83
꒰you ever think about how that band called themselves imagine dragons . do you think they were imagining dragons or wanted others to imagine them꒱
I HAVE NO IDEA BUT I WI// G/AD/Y IMAGINE DRAGONSS ANY TIME >83
꒰dom slenderman be like cum to my pages . is this anything #nsfw꒱
dom slenderman liek dnt find my pages until u coutn 2 200
꒰oh i was doing a bit i dont know what to do with this #Hmmm free di(c)e i guess ?????????? #vagueposting꒱