
Trusty Patchs
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_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Bitches don't know about patchs' trusty thirst trap. #nsfw

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Masculinity. Solidarity. Baldness.

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' We balds keep together.

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Gathering the clan so we can crash grey house gathering and feast, ehehehe.... KYAHAHAHAHA! #happylususday #hyenalusii

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Told a joke and the whole pack is cackling.

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Bitches don't know about patchs' trusty thirst trap. #nsfw

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Bitches don't know about my soulful eyes and gentle hands.

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' And for all those who think i've got some damned mutation going on i happen to be hemoanonymous for the hell of it! Thank you very much!

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Patchs is smashable, he is. #suggestive #DoNotComeAtPatchsWithHammers

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/87640c10038d.png Trusty patchs is breaking his fast.

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' I don't trust it none.

Much of Uesugi Karkat's early life is completely unknown. Due to his total hemoanonymity over the many sweeps of his time in East Alternia, it cannot be deduced what province, prefecture, or continent he hailed from before his sudden arrival in Trollshiwara, the famous red light district of Troll Edo. What remains consistent is this — he arrived as a foreigner who did not speak the language, seemingly fallen out of the sky and into the cart of a local brothel owner. The owner was purportedly so taken with his boyish beauty and gap moe tsundere personality that he immediately set him to work as a courtesan within his business. It was here that Uesugi Karkat was first referred to by his East Alternian title, the AKATSUKI. Under the strict tutelage of the other courtesans, he learned to dance, sing, play music, pour tea with delicately trembling wrists, feign laughter at unfunny jokes, and weaponize the nape of his nugstalk in the way that an anglerfish lures its prey into its abyssal maw. However, accounts from the other brothel workers say that he was too ornery and foul-mouthed to do any of these things without erupting with rage. He did, however, learn the local language with surprising acuity, and the courtesans were deeply impressed with his natural propensity for writing romantic long-form poetry. Furthermore, rather than selling his concupiscent services as a low-ranking courtesan was expected to, the Akatsuki was supposedly so renowned for his talents as a pale quadrant advisor and ashen mediator that guests of some of the highest castes in Troll Edo sought him out solely for his comfort and advice. No information on the Akatsuki's hemocaste could be discerned during this time, due to never once shedding his genetic material with any customer or courtesan alike. In fact, so preternatural was his ability to touch the pusher of a customer without ever shedding his kimono that within three sweeps, he had already reached the prestigious rank among courtesans of a Boiran (boy oiran), which offered him considerable wealth and empowered him with the right to turn away any offer made in poor taste, even if they were of a higher-blooded caste. It was due to this prestige that he was later discovered by his next wealthy benefactor, who was the leader of a troupe of Grubuki actors, and began his next career as the ONNAGATA. Attached is one of the most popularly sold woodblock-print wall scrolls of his likeness, titled "Delicious Fucking Shit," for the ambiguity of its referral to either the grub-tempura or the courtesan himself. More of Uesugi Karkat's history to come in the following chitts. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/17e0aad9aa46.png #uesugikarkat

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Lads, they've gone and sicced a legislacerator on me for hole crimes. What a joke!

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Waiting in silence Mens greed has no bounds these days Go in the hole. #haiku #holeposting

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' I just checked. There's been at least 6 distinct horny posts since i opened the palm husk. You people work fast. #nsfw

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Nobody ever talks about troll alopecia and the consequences it has.

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Need to track down a flavor disc delivery troll and relieve them of their stock...

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' Ah... such a sorry state of affairs... these paint peddling types seem to keep succumbing to their base instincts of greed! What's a man to do in times like these, when any bastard will try and take his chage in shirt out of his hidden chest of belongings, right after speaking to him! I mean, the nerve of some people!

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' And just like that, an empire's worth of paint has fallen into trusty patchs' pocket.

_________________________ |<><><> | | <><><>| |<> | | <>| | | | | | (______ <\-/> ______) | | /_.-=-.\| " |/.-=-._\ | | /_ \(o_o)/ _\ | | /_ /\/ ^ \/\ _\ | | \/ | / \ | \/ | |_______ /((( )))\ _______| | __\ \___/ /__ | |--- (((---' '---))) ---| | | | | | | | | : | | : \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ \<> | | <>/ `\<> | | <>/' `\<> | | <>/' `\<>| |<>/' `-. .-` '--' What's all this about sessions n such?

clearly you all enjoyed shrimp wwith the wwimps but are you ready to dine on lobster wwith the monsters #rumble #yaoi #rankbait https://msparp.chat/rumbleindapumpkinpatch










