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>([t#en girl u gots 2 just nut up an w#ole #oofbeast @ dat bitc# start sum drama an go wild]
>([veil ur posts in six or seven layers a irony an misdirection an nobodyll know ur even vagueposting bc ull b talkin bout sum s#it like da space patrol from galaxy nine and really u mean dat bitc# in accounts payable]
i just dont tag w/ vaguepost and usually no 1 notices lol
i can use the infinite energies a hope to imagine anythin go ahead ask me to imagine somethin ill alwways be able to do it or ask any other unrelated question i guess https://vvaingloriousbasterd.straw.page https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ecec7a120c0.png
You are absolutely correct on this matter, let us be clear. Could care less takes away the entire point of the actual phrase. It undermines itself.
I feel the same way about people saying literally when they mean figuratively.
Oh! Huh! ..I don't. Rreally know what to say now. I didn't realize you'd have proof on hand... Ssorry for doubting you, I think.
꒰did you hear they invented some bullshit inside a lab that sucks ass and doesnt work. and everything runs on it now꒱
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꒰does anyone else think [NAME] is a [NOUN] who [VERB] i think its kinda [ADJECTIVE]꒱
>gossip culture >nothing but garbage >everyone remains eternally 6 >tfw nobody knows how to troll anymore >we just hide behind gimmick accounts and then jerk off to poorly simulated ragebait >bru LOLOLOL
>i be gooping
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☤ have yet to see Zazzerpan s☤nce the clos☤ng ceremony of #W☤zardWeekTwo. ☤ hope he has not fo⛎︎nd h☤mself lost ☤n the labyr☤nth aga☤n.
haha! no i think i get it! i mean they seem to have something of an established reputation but even i had the good sense to just not read something that would make me uncomfortable when i got a post! that and i dont know its not like he knows or is specifically talking about me? im my own jade with my own story thats unique to me! so it really is just kinda like walking into an attack when you put it like that in a way the attention is probably just what they want
it's pretty f0olpr0of as far as attenti0n whoring g0es. the near irresistible urge two cl0wn on 0bjectively heinous shit as a little m0ral treat. but its trotted 0ut in a harmless environment. a facsimile of edge. maybe the bright side tw0 lo0k on is every0ne else gets their pat on the back f0r their brave, bold denunciati0n of being a sex pest t0 feel better about themselves? with silent assassinati0n off the table as a rebuttal its p0intless two the p0int of depressi0n. why am i telling you this. hi harley have a g0od night.
oh did he get around to you this time? im no psychologist but the way every time he makes a post and the waves it makes i kinda think that people like to feel the outrage sooooo i dont know maybe youre totally in the right ballpark here and just admit it i mean its ultimately kinda just some random guy on the internet right? nothing to really get worked up about?
IT'S LIKE PROSE POETRY. WRITTEN BY A PALE AND WITHERED CAVE CREATURE. WHO SHRINKS FROM THE MOONLIGHT. AS WELL AS THE TOUCH OF ANY LIVING THING. YOU ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL. IN THE ANCIENT TIMES. THEY WOULD HAVE STUCK YOU IN A MONASTERY. WITH LIMITLESS CALLIGRAPHY SUPPLIES. AND NO WOMEN AT ALL. ZERO. NONE.
good night perverts dream about dicks and sheep #nsfw
sorry everyone for missing out on most of #megidomay so far! it just wouldnt feel right to celebrate with @archiveAddict practically dying in bed! among other things ive been busy with ive been trying to spoil her whenever i get the chance so hopefully shes through the worst of it but just in case be sure to raise your hands in the air and give her your energy! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbc4991a8cf9.png
just want to let it be known. you may hear allegations about me. very serious ones. all i've gotta say is... my bitch too thick. my steak too juicy. my lobster too buttery. and i'm not sorry about any of it. :B
repostin my chud sons https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5a8d600fbef.png
[ >THE WIZARD HATH DON'D NEWEST BADGES OF HONOR! ITS POWER IS OVERFLOWING!_ ]
SHHH. they are not yet ready to know where my kaio ken progress is at right now!!!
[ >THE WIZARD HATH RECENTLY COMETH INTO POSSESSION OF THE EDUTAINMENT VIDEO GAME OF "POTION CRAFT: ALCHEMIST SIMULATOR" AND HATH BEEN BLOWNETH AWAY BY ITS ACCURACY TO THE CRAFT. TIS VERY ADDICTIVE, I MUST BE CAREFUL TO NOT LET ITS WILES DISTRACTETH ME FROM MINE OWN CRAFT_ ]
calmasis is literally me id murder the learned too
ikr???
i think y0u have two have actually c0mmitted them to get it. meulin scares me.
wwait from the complacency series thats insane
wait until u find out calmasis is real n has a chittr account
i've g0t two be plied with a l0t of b0oze bef0re i start leaning into the wh0le mage title thing sorry.
im actually a real wwizard though i had a wwhole comin out a the eldritch library moment on here a feww days ago it wwas vvery controvversial wwith my felloww eridans
cooking is an art, not a science after all. fuck it we ball!
[ >THE WIZARD DOTH BE ON ONION RINGS AT THE PRESENT_ ]
[ >THE HATERS (SOME OF YOU DAMNABLE MOTHERFUCKERS) WILL SEE THE WIZARD TELEPORT AND LAUGH "WHAT A FOOL! THIS IMBECILE CANNOT AFFORD A SCUTTLEBUGGY" TO WHICH I SAY HIGH LEVEL CHAIN LIGHTNING 🧙♂️⚡⚡⚡🤸♂️⚡⚡⚡⚡🤸♀️⚡⚡⚡🤸♂️⚡⚡⚡⚡ FUCKETH THEE_ ]
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is AKRAVI TYPHLO, and you are a SMART, LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD. You are a GOLDBLOODED TROLL taking up hive in the ARID DESERTS of ALTERNIA, making your home in a long-abandoned ruin carved into the sandstone cliffside, expanded upon by yourself and your LUSUS to include a KICK-ASS TOWER fitting of ANY WIZARD WORTH THEIR SALTS. It is located not too far from the settlement of SANDSTRIDE, home to similarly like-minded, magically inclined trolls. As with most goldbloods, you have a PENCHANT FOR COMPUTER SHIT, though you are most definitely NOT THE BEST AT IT. Your IMPULSIVE HABITS tend to GET THE BEST OF YOU, resulting in HASTILY-MADE SPAGHETTI CODE and ERRORS UPON ERRORS SPAWNED FROM ONE CURLY BOY }. Your real passion, however, lies within POTION CRAFTING. Brews most sinister and non-sinister, which you sell to get some extra WALKING AROUND CAEGAR. You are a self-proclaimed ALCHEMIST and WIZARD. It's not your fault that magic and brews are fucking AWESOME. As such, you are a follower of the infinitely wise teachings of TROLL MERLIN, as well as a MEMBER of the SANDSTRIDE WIZARDRY UNION, which is overseen by the SANDSTRIDE MAGISTERS COUNCIL. You have a VARIETY OF OTHER INTERESTS, perhaps way too many, finding yourself jumping between hobbies like it's GOING OUT OF STYLE, to the point where you frequently FORGET ABOUT YOUR PAST HOBBIES. Some of those include MIXOLOGY, ACID JAZZ PIANO, POETRY, and a PLETHORA OF OTHER THINGS. Your trolltag is arenaceousAlchemy and you [ >SPEAKETH IN A, LIKE, COMMANDING AND PROMPTING TONE, LOLE_ ] What will you do? ======> AKRAVI: START POSTING ON CHITTR DOT ING. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119484708_jP7VyOhPEIxZP1q.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119823992_cShZHL2vfC0AO7E.png
once i burned a trench onion soup a llittlle bit and honestlly it might have made it better
* UWAHAHA * A SMILE FORMS IN MY HEART OF HEARTS! * AND MY CLUBS OF CLUBS * AND MY DIAMOND OF DIAMONDS * AND MY SPADE OF SPADES!
so, how do i look? ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52bda80fa781.png
I was going to retire for the night, but I have just received a trebuchet, so obviously it is time to launch people.
i do try to be nice cause like, thats vwhy i havwe friends at all. but man, some of you are so fucking stupid.
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I wiSh SOme Of yOu never LearneD hOw tO type Or pOSt imaGeS tO the internet.
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Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies. - Jane Crocker, thirty seconds ago.
a slice of pie, perhaps? :U
morrre like shittrrr
hell fuckin yes!
every time i try to log onto chittr it tries to autofill to the chuck tingle website just in case youre wondering how im doing
im awak
oH FOR CERTAIN EVERY ONE IS SOMEONE'S FAVORITE,
SO fair actually!!!!!!
tHIS IS REALLY COOL, lOOKS LIKE IT TOOK A LOT OF WORK!
Excellent utilization of free will!
I expanded the image under the assumption this sorting would be predicated on personal factors. This is so much funnier. :B
:33< YEAHHHHH!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
c< fOuNd My favOrite, Happy 2 say i guessed rigHt! >c
c< HOly... fucKiNg sHit >c
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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. THIN ICE. ALL CORRECT EXCEPT MAPLE BACON. THATS S TIER. YOU SURVIVE FOR NOW. —EMBER💥
cinnamon at top rank? finally, someone with taste.
Blue Raspberry is o+ne o+f my favo+rite flavo+rs.
ive had very few of these in my time but ive learned a consensus from humans ive interacted with that i can agree with and that drinks that are blue are usually the best ones
flavors of that human kool-aid!
it is really for real / what are you talking about / he's right there / in front of me
I’ll just K8 the Chase them until they realize otherwise.
on my horny shit again is it allovwed novw? #nsfvw
Despite their slippery appearances, cuttlefish are actually a type of crustacean.
Silver is an alloy of iron and zinc.
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>> #g¡r1d¡nner
#MyCursedAmulet #NothingWrongWithMe
should i listen 2 my spooky haunted amulet? y/n
concept: "say ahhh, y/n!" you nervously part you lips, their cake batter covered fingers pushing into your mouth to press down against your tongue and force you to take in the overwhelming sweetness you suck gently and offer a shy glance upwards to their wicked grin "youre so cute" they dip their fingers back into the bowl to make you try more of the pale yellow vanilla batter smearing it across your lips purposefully "oops! let me clean you up" they purr they grab at your cheeks with a small moan dragging their tongue over your lips to kiss the batter away messily both of you sharing in the sweetness that coats your throat they pull back to dip their finger into the bowl again they coat your throat before licking it off dipping down your chest to drizzle warm sweet batter over your stomach to lick clean the sensation of dizzying "m-more" you mumble helplessly "more what?" they say as they lick their hand clean "feed me more" your chest rises and falls hard and fast as you spread your legs to invite the batter and subsequently their tongue where you need it most "just lick me clean first and ill have as much as you want" you whimper (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, anonymous requester, foodplay, #crockercorp, #nsfw, body worship, no quads mentioned, feeder/feedee coded, batterplay, battertop, batterbottom, batterswitch, feed me more, archive rating: M)
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DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.
Girls' Night! Many thanks to @coralConviviality. ... It went great. Don't ask. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cfe4d9dbf6a5.PNG
:33< sure is
If it were up tO me. anD I REaLLY wiSh it were up tO me. I wOuLD fLOOD thiS entire Site with DeaDLy neurOtOxin.
they kicked me out of jail because no matter howv much they hosed me dovwn they couldnt get rid of the scent of my axe body spray and it vwas i quote "bringing dowvn the vwibe". justice has wvon tonight chittr #justice #freedom #america
vague posting about you in about five minutes just so that i can thoroughly pwn you about this topic. also hey. love you. :B
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did you know mcdonalds french fries are made from potatoes grown in the red river valley in north dakota and minnesota follow for more north dakota fun facts
So if electrolysis is the splitting of something with electricity, and hydrolysis is the splitting of something with water (hydro)... then what's analysis? #suggestive
>> no no that's fa¡r, ¡ won't guess 🤐 ¡ w¡sh you 1uck
ab2olute fuckIIn bar2 rIIght here. no one'2 ever done IIt better.
+lets spread misinformation... together
+photoshopping clothes on everyone's nudes and the outfits are gonna b ugly asf
not gonna lie. feeling boy after a day of feeling girl is kinda nice. like whoo, i can do literally everything i could five minutes ago but i'm a boy right now.
THAT'S A WIN FOR SONADOW. FINAL POLL BEFORE THE NUMBER OF USERS ONLINE DIPS TOO LOW TO EVEN BOTHER. <3 - SPIRK <> - DESTIEL <3< - HOUSE X WILSON c3< - JOHNLOCK
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(=^･⩊･^=) < PAWSTING MY FURRST SELFIE ON HERE!! (=´ᆺ｀=) HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/A299DEF3A517.PNG #SELFIE #EDIT
Hon32tly a2 much a2 I wanna rid3 th3 2ad boy tr3nd I lit3rally cant. I dont think th3r32 a 2ad fib3r in my b3ing right now im 2o 2tok3dpill3d
COME PLAYCheckers with grandma i swear i.wont cheat this time. ; )
They're Following Me
are you bored and unsure what to do on this lovely night well do i have a dark forest and 8 pages for you to find with a super secret slender surprise at the end if you find them all
(˶˃⩊˂˶)< GAIZ, THIS IS MY LIL' BROTHER!! LOOK AT HOW CUTE HE IS!! GO FURRCKING SMOTHER HIM WITH LOVE OR SOMETHING!!!!!!
:33 < my gay ass fudanshi brother joined chittr... this is gonna be fun
[[ Oh btw, this transmasc Meulin is related to Nemean... Hooray for the Leijons in his timeline for transitioning! ]]
D --> I enchanted my revolver to, instead of firing bullets, to drain the energy out of people struck D --> And the lasso was enchanted to leave a binding prison of grimdark energy around anything I caught with it
that's what the air fresheners are for.
D --> My apologies D --> If it helps in a previous year I was a cowboy D --> That was also an e%cellent costume
D --> I cannot give full details but it is a mult-state costume that will leverage magic and void powers in order to cause a dramatic physical transformation either instantly or over a prolonged period
its nevr too early 2 start prepping 4 halloween!!!
car air freshener turns people gay by the way.
D -> I've been working on mine for month but it is very intricate
D --> That is one of the things I enjoy doing frequently D --> There is indeed something special in taking apart such a well-kept woman
D --> Perhaps I should simply lean into the #nsfw side of my maid interest on this site D --> It is not as if saying that I find girls in short frilly dresses attractive would be anywhere near the most degenerate thing posted on here D --> Even if that attraction is far from the only reason I enjoy or respect maids
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that's my boss. :)
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ok, i uuill adnnit, that sounds like it uuould seriously rip at this nnonnent, but i uuas insinuating sonnething nnore nnonstrous and frustrating to have to contend uuith in a survival context. nevertheless, i shall cede the point to you.
Oh that's so fair!! That sucks, but at least you have a bunch of good ones to munch on!!
Gotta disagree with Lays baked but overall good taste.
:33< a kitty is a type of creatpurr who will bite mew and scratch mew and love mew and snuggle mew and kiss mew an...
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Allow me. *Opens door to ancient library of evil knowledge for you.*
Always write it down. You will not remember it later. That's the horrorterrors lying to you.
ill teach u my technqieu
Today's opinion is that nothing any dog will ever be will be enough to be better than the worst cat you can find.
not rly a sport guy but i rugby tackled smbdy once n the coach said hed nvr seen "such a texbtook tackl b4" & ive been ridin that hihg eve since
i bet it feels so satisfying to be a feudal lord pointing at some motherfucker you dont like and saying guards seize him
:33< mewre welclawm one of the many roxys on chitpurr!
:33< mewre so right