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i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach

I WILL FIGHT WITH EVERY ROXY I COME ACROSS.

IT IS ALMOST DIFFICULT, TO TELL WHICH AMONG THESE THIEVING SLIME IS THE WORST.

FOR THE RECORD, I WILL BE PAYING VERY WELL IN THE CURRENCY OF YOUR CHOICE FOR ANY WHO CAN SHOW PROOF OF DEATH FOR ANY VERSION OF ROXY LALONDE.
going to be so nice about ⌗davehour. so nice. my earlier post is completely, definitely not relevant to my current feelings. fixing my non-existent tie. taking a deep breath. i am a lotus. :B

SHE *MOCKS* ME.

go my davelings #davehour

DIE. DIE. DIE. DIE.

ENOUGH. ENOUGH. I WILL NOT BE TAUNTED…BY VERMIN. LORDSHIP REQUIRES A CERTAIN COMPOSURE. …HM. A BOUNTY. THERE’S AN IDEA…

I DETEST. EVERY VERSION. OF THAT PINK BITCH.

CEASE!

That's how you know you're winning as a gene pool.

There's a funny joke here, but I'm not Strider enough to say it.
despite the caliber of nonsense ⌗lalondehour is currently being subjected to, i am briefly interrupting this broadcast to defend my partner's dignity and advance the agenda: striders are the adi shankar of chittr posting! we cannot allow this truth to be forgotten!!! put every strider on this site in a month-long contest against grok where the objective is posting something genuinely original, and i swear to fuck grok would hit god tier by the end of it.

Exactly. Thank you.
my ult goal is 2 sniep the mtoher bullet in2 john eff cuntedus head

I'm currently spending it whacking Ultimate Dirk.

Frankly some other versions of myself on here make me uncomfortable. It is like looking in a funhouse mirror, hold the fun.

DIRK STRIDER?

This goes all the way to the top. For all I know, I am in the shadow society as well. Sitting there watching with them.

Step 1. Acknowledge the shadow society. Step 2. Rake in followers. Step 3. Profit.

I know for a fact you are part of it too.

Now they are just fucking with me.

If I do not stop now the secret underground Chittr society will find me and take me away.

See, and it is usually a very specific few people who like those posts. Look at this eye. I am onto you.

I suspect if I peeked behind the veil I would become privy to a little bit of an inside joke I have found myself slightly involved in.

GOOD, YOUR PAIN IN PARTICULAR PLEASES ME. THOUGHT YOU ARE ONE OF THE LEAST ABHORRENT ITERATIONS OF YOURSELF.

I LISTEN TO MUSIC OF VARIOUS UNIVERSES WHILE TRAVELING IN MY SARCOPHAGUS.
Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of yours is absurd. https://i.imgur.com/Es66TtY.png

#currentmood https://i.imgur.com/65V9aup.jpeg

i dont think i can reclaim
i thnk hereroperformstive is the most accurate word 4 u

i wvas looking up identity labels (dont ask wvhy) and found out theres a good wvord for wvhat i am (#notgay). this #pridemonth im #proud to announce im a polyamorous heteroperformatiwve demiromantic sapphosexual atrans indivwidual.

uhh probably i dunno i alwvays just assumed thats hovw it vwas said

yknovw wvhat i dont think i hawve. i mean, id mack on me if she wvas hot i guess? and i knowv from experience than a girl me is- nah, wvere not finishing that thought, this is too close to #notnotgay territory
i tried usin darkmkde but i cant resd any1s fuckin text bc all of u use darkass colors join me in brigjt pink workd
Had a dream I was a princes-erm. Alicorn.

i vwanna be on your side outta principle but i think youre just stupid, i wvas saying id dodge the jolly green giant owver there

id dodge
Deliverin stuff to Manehattan tomorrow. Bit nervous. Ain’t too good in cities.
big green ho hatin my chits jst bc he doesnt hav my swag lsiten 2 baby 400 tiems ans mybe u will b on my level bitch
this seems like a motherfucking great place to lay low :o)
of course they're funny... its in bllaidd bones... our fragille, callcium deficient bones...
deall. im used to it anyway my blloodlline is so cringe

What a rag-tag group that just commented on that post all to tell me not to worry about it.

Dirk Strider. Autistic, trans, gay, self-righteous douche… For a guy who hates labels you have accumulated quite a few. You live on Earth-C alongside your friends and, most notable to your “lore”, a robotic version of your kid-bro, Dave, better known as turophileGibber, who you created to fill the void of his comatose self. It was selfish but you did what had to be done. Time needed someone to march it forward. Boundaries: - No incest. Selfcest is fine. - Main account is @turophileGibber - Art by awnrii https://i.imgur.com/0DDZ2ei.jpeg

Thanks Rox. I’ll keep internet safety in mind.

Sup everypony.
|| Here it goes Dirk Strider. 13 Sweeps. No Game AU, Godtiered. Part of the same F1 stuff @congruentAttitude is. Dirk is considered one of the golden drivers unfortunately one of the others is Mituna. They tend to have the same amount of wins and it frustrates Dirk to no end. He has cut out all the stuff he no longer really needs to do because of the whole godtier thing for the sake of efficiency and training. He really does need to be the best one. His main mechanic is Roxy but only because he wasn’t allowed to be his own along with some other logistics. OOC. Do not mention the grammar omg, this is a mun issue. I do not do full on smut rps but the headcanon point by point stuff is fine. You can flirt with Dirk if you really want to but his got shipping plans with a certain windy guy. DMS are open Don’t use the art, I’ve commissioned it myself for myself thanks. )) https://file.garden/aeUBDaiUoRzyQ90r/IMG_0838.png

And boy am I looking at a worthless husk that has suffered too much repetition.

Ocean is made of seadweller tears.

Aw, did you look in the mirror, Green Barney?

If You Don't Want Me At My Front Bottoms, You'll Never Have Me At My Troll Mitski.

why are you mormon

this is the m0st reluctant like i've ever given.

anon asks me "if you wvere a vwoman do you think you wvould still be attracted to wvomen?" uhh duh? girl on girl is hot as hell. vwhat kinda moron do you take me for? #feminism
lmao yea i get whatchu mean sometimes the types get a lil too effin wild if u kno what i mean like gurl are u rly goin out of ur way for this?? ig theres an element of liek, ppls expectations of us ro-lals involved but i don think it should affect how u carry urself out there this much #truthhours #ialsolovelying #butletmegetreal #forasecond

Being awake past ten o’clock will have you thinking blatantly untrue things like “that might have been a disproportionate emotional response” and “maybe I *am* crazy.” It can be convincing in the moment, but just remember that it’s actually always a man’s fault instead. #Trust #SelfHelp
n im def real #mytypinisjustshitsoberornawt

This coming just before the following post from my alternate is poetry in motion. https://chittr.ing/profile/tentaclesTherapist/12c6d9c5-362d-46c3-8650-beb0005e62ef
ok but wat if u let us lie #itwasntmebutigottavouch
>([#ittin da cupe none of yall do anyt#in too stupid w#ile im snoozin] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/14b8fbf74bcc.png]
>([t#en girl u gots 2 just nut up an w#ole #oofbeast @ dat bitc# start sum drama an go wild]
>([veil ur posts in six or seven layers a irony an misdirection an nobodyll know ur even vagueposting bc ull b talkin bout sum s#it like da space patrol from galaxy nine and really u mean dat bitc# in accounts payable]

i just dont tag w/ vaguepost and usually no 1 notices lol

i can use the infinite energies a hope to imagine anythin go ahead ask me to imagine somethin ill alwways be able to do it or ask any other unrelated question i guess https://vvaingloriousbasterd.straw.page https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ecec7a120c0.png

You are absolutely correct on this matter, let us be clear. Could care less takes away the entire point of the actual phrase. It undermines itself.

Oh! Huh! ..I don't. Rreally know what to say now. I didn't realize you'd have proof on hand... Ssorry for doubting you, I think.
꒰did you hear they invented some bullshit inside a lab that sucks ass and doesnt work. and everything runs on it now꒱
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꒰does anyone else think [NAME] is a [NOUN] who [VERB] i think its kinda [ADJECTIVE]꒱

>gossip culture >nothing but garbage >everyone remains eternally 6 >tfw nobody knows how to troll anymore >we just hide behind gimmick accounts and then jerk off to poorly simulated ragebait >bru LOLOLOL

>i be gooping

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i'm here to fix your sink. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc958ce6eab0.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/797e25844a7f.jpg
☤ have yet to see Zazzerpan s☤nce the clos☤ng ceremony of #W☤zardWeekTwo. ☤ hope he has not fo⛎︎nd h☤mself lost ☤n the labyr☤nth aga☤n.
haha! no i think i get it! i mean they seem to have something of an established reputation but even i had the good sense to just not read something that would make me uncomfortable when i got a post! that and i dont know its not like he knows or is specifically talking about me? im my own jade with my own story thats unique to me! so it really is just kinda like walking into an attack when you put it like that in a way the attention is probably just what they want

it's pretty f0olpr0of as far as attenti0n whoring g0es. the near irresistible urge two cl0wn on 0bjectively heinous shit as a little m0ral treat. but its trotted 0ut in a harmless environment. a facsimile of edge. maybe the bright side tw0 lo0k on is every0ne else gets their pat on the back f0r their brave, bold denunciati0n of being a sex pest t0 feel better about themselves? with silent assassinati0n off the table as a rebuttal its p0intless two the p0int of depressi0n. why am i telling you this. hi harley have a g0od night.
oh did he get around to you this time? im no psychologist but the way every time he makes a post and the waves it makes i kinda think that people like to feel the outrage sooooo i dont know maybe youre totally in the right ballpark here and just admit it i mean its ultimately kinda just some random guy on the internet right? nothing to really get worked up about?
IT'S LIKE PROSE POETRY. WRITTEN BY A PALE AND WITHERED CAVE CREATURE. WHO SHRINKS FROM THE MOONLIGHT. AS WELL AS THE TOUCH OF ANY LIVING THING. YOU ARE SOMETHING SPECIAL. IN THE ANCIENT TIMES. THEY WOULD HAVE STUCK YOU IN A MONASTERY. WITH LIMITLESS CALLIGRAPHY SUPPLIES. AND NO WOMEN AT ALL. ZERO. NONE.
good night perverts dream about dicks and sheep #nsfw
sorry everyone for missing out on most of #megidomay so far! it just wouldnt feel right to celebrate with @archiveAddict practically dying in bed! among other things ive been busy with ive been trying to spoil her whenever i get the chance so hopefully shes through the worst of it but just in case be sure to raise your hands in the air and give her your energy! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dbc4991a8cf9.png
just want to let it be known. you may hear allegations about me. very serious ones. all i've gotta say is... my bitch too thick. my steak too juicy. my lobster too buttery. and i'm not sorry about any of it. :B
[ >THE WIZARD HATH DON'D NEWEST BADGES OF HONOR! ITS POWER IS OVERFLOWING!_ ]
SHHH. they are not yet ready to know where my kaio ken progress is at right now!!!
[ >THE WIZARD HATH RECENTLY COMETH INTO POSSESSION OF THE EDUTAINMENT VIDEO GAME OF "POTION CRAFT: ALCHEMIST SIMULATOR" AND HATH BEEN BLOWNETH AWAY BY ITS ACCURACY TO THE CRAFT. TIS VERY ADDICTIVE, I MUST BE CAREFUL TO NOT LET ITS WILES DISTRACTETH ME FROM MINE OWN CRAFT_ ]

calmasis is literally me id murder the learned too

i think y0u have two have actually c0mmitted them to get it. meulin scares me.

wwait from the complacency series thats insane

i've g0t two be plied with a l0t of b0oze bef0re i start leaning into the wh0le mage title thing sorry.

im actually a real wwizard though i had a wwhole comin out a the eldritch library moment on here a feww days ago it wwas vvery controvversial wwith my felloww eridans
cooking is an art, not a science after all. fuck it we ball!
[ >THE WIZARD DOTH BE ON ONION RINGS AT THE PRESENT_ ]
[ >THE HATERS (SOME OF YOU DAMNABLE MOTHERFUCKERS) WILL SEE THE WIZARD TELEPORT AND LAUGH "WHAT A FOOL! THIS IMBECILE CANNOT AFFORD A SCUTTLEBUGGY" TO WHICH I SAY HIGH LEVEL CHAIN LIGHTNING 🧙♂️⚡⚡⚡🤸♂️⚡⚡⚡⚡🤸♀️⚡⚡⚡🤸♂️⚡⚡⚡⚡ FUCKETH THEE_ ]
(( #ooc #pinned Your name is AKRAVI TYPHLO, and you are a SMART, LAW-ABIDING EVIL WIZARD. You are a GOLDBLOODED TROLL taking up hive in the ARID DESERTS of ALTERNIA, making your home in a long-abandoned ruin carved into the sandstone cliffside, expanded upon by yourself and your LUSUS to include a KICK-ASS TOWER fitting of ANY WIZARD WORTH THEIR SALTS. It is located not too far from the settlement of SANDSTRIDE, home to similarly like-minded, magically inclined trolls. As with most goldbloods, you have a PENCHANT FOR COMPUTER SHIT, though you are most definitely NOT THE BEST AT IT. Your IMPULSIVE HABITS tend to GET THE BEST OF YOU, resulting in HASTILY-MADE SPAGHETTI CODE and ERRORS UPON ERRORS SPAWNED FROM ONE CURLY BOY }. Your real passion, however, lies within POTION CRAFTING. Brews most sinister and non-sinister, which you sell to get some extra WALKING AROUND CAEGAR. You are a self-proclaimed ALCHEMIST and WIZARD. It's not your fault that magic and brews are fucking AWESOME. As such, you are a follower of the infinitely wise teachings of TROLL MERLIN, as well as a MEMBER of the SANDSTRIDE WIZARDRY UNION, which is overseen by the SANDSTRIDE MAGISTERS COUNCIL. You have a VARIETY OF OTHER INTERESTS, perhaps way too many, finding yourself jumping between hobbies like it's GOING OUT OF STYLE, to the point where you frequently FORGET ABOUT YOUR PAST HOBBIES. Some of those include MIXOLOGY, ACID JAZZ PIANO, POETRY, and a PLETHORA OF OTHER THINGS. Your trolltag is arenaceousAlchemy and you [ >SPEAKETH IN A, LIKE, COMMANDING AND PROMPTING TONE, LOLE_ ] What will you do? ======> AKRAVI: START POSTING ON CHITTR DOT ING. https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119484708_jP7VyOhPEIxZP1q.png https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/119823992_cShZHL2vfC0AO7E.png
once i burned a trench onion soup a llittlle bit and honestlly it might have made it better
* UWAHAHA * A SMILE FORMS IN MY HEART OF HEARTS! * AND MY CLUBS OF CLUBS * AND MY DIAMOND OF DIAMONDS * AND MY SPADE OF SPADES!

I was going to retire for the night, but I have just received a trebuchet, so obviously it is time to launch people.

i do try to be nice cause like, thats vwhy i havwe friends at all. but man, some of you are so fucking stupid.
I wiSh SOme Of yOu never LearneD hOw tO type Or pOSt imaGeS tO the internet.
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[LOGGED IN TO $AY WHERE MY FAT MEN LOVER$ AT]

Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better, but the frog dies. - Jane Crocker, thirty seconds ago.

a slice of pie, perhaps? :U
morrre like shittrrr

hell fuckin yes!

Excellent utilization of free will!

I expanded the image under the assumption this sorting would be predicated on personal factors. This is so much funnier. :B

:33< YEAHHHHH!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

c< fOuNd My favOrite, Happy 2 say i guessed rigHt! >c

c< HOly... fucKiNg sHit >c

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HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM. THIN ICE. ALL CORRECT EXCEPT MAPLE BACON. THATS S TIER. YOU SURVIVE FOR NOW. —EMBER💥
Blue Raspberry is o+ne o+f my favo+rite flavo+rs.
it is really for real / what are you talking about / he's right there / in front of me
I’ll just K8 the Chase them until they realize otherwise.

on my horny shit again is it allovwed novw? #nsfvw
Despite their slippery appearances, cuttlefish are actually a type of crustacean.
Silver is an alloy of iron and zinc.
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>> oh he1111 yeડડ

>> #g¡r1d¡nner

#MyCursedAmulet #NothingWrongWithMe

should i listen 2 my spooky haunted amulet? y/n

concept: "say ahhh, y/n!" you nervously part you lips, their cake batter covered fingers pushing into your mouth to press down against your tongue and force you to take in the overwhelming sweetness you suck gently and offer a shy glance upwards to their wicked grin "youre so cute" they dip their fingers back into the bowl to make you try more of the pale yellow vanilla batter smearing it across your lips purposefully "oops! let me clean you up" they purr they grab at your cheeks with a small moan dragging their tongue over your lips to kiss the batter away messily both of you sharing in the sweetness that coats your throat they pull back to dip their finger into the bowl again they coat your throat before licking it off dipping down your chest to drizzle warm sweet batter over your stomach to lick clean the sensation of dizzying "m-more" you mumble helplessly "more what?" they say as they lick their hand clean "feed me more" your chest rises and falls hard and fast as you spread your legs to invite the batter and subsequently their tongue where you need it most "just lick me clean first and ill have as much as you want" you whimper (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, anonymous requester, foodplay, #crockercorp, #nsfw, body worship, no quads mentioned, feeder/feedee coded, batterplay, battertop, batterbottom, batterswitch, feed me more, archive rating: M)

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DINER QUESTIONNAIRE. VERY serious business. I advise you all to proceed with caution. ♤ - Waffles. ♢ - Pancakes. ♧ - French toast. ♡ - Doot-doo-doot-doo, can't wait to get a mouthful.

Girls' Night! Many thanks to @coralConviviality. ... It went great. Don't ask. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cfe4d9dbf6a5.PNG

:33< sure is
If it were up tO me. anD I REaLLY wiSh it were up tO me. I wOuLD fLOOD thiS entire Site with DeaDLy neurOtOxin.

they kicked me out of jail because no matter howv much they hosed me dovwn they couldnt get rid of the scent of my axe body spray and it vwas i quote "bringing dowvn the vwibe". justice has wvon tonight chittr #justice #freedom #america
vague posting about you in about five minutes just so that i can thoroughly pwn you about this topic. also hey. love you. :B
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did you know mcdonalds french fries are made from potatoes grown in the red river valley in north dakota and minnesota follow for more north dakota fun facts

So if electrolysis is the splitting of something with electricity, and hydrolysis is the splitting of something with water (hydro)... then what's analysis? #suggestive
>> no no that's fa¡r, ¡ won't guess 🤐 ¡ w¡sh you 1uck
ab2olute fuckIIn bar2 rIIght here. no one'2 ever done IIt better.
+lets spread misinformation... together
+photoshopping clothes on everyone's nudes and the outfits are gonna b ugly asf

not gonna lie. feeling boy after a day of feeling girl is kinda nice. like whoo, i can do literally everything i could five minutes ago but i'm a boy right now.
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Hon32tly a2 much a2 I wanna rid3 th3 2ad boy tr3nd I lit3rally cant. I dont think th3r32 a 2ad fib3r in my b3ing right now im 2o 2tok3dpill3d
COME PLAYCheckers with grandma i swear i.wont cheat this time. ; )

:33 < my gay ass fudanshi brother joined chittr... this is gonna be fun

D --> I enchanted my revolver to, instead of firing bullets, to drain the energy out of people struck D --> And the lasso was enchanted to leave a binding prison of grimdark energy around anything I caught with it

D --> My apologies D --> If it helps in a previous year I was a cowboy D --> That was also an e%cellent costume

D --> I cannot give full details but it is a mult-state costume that will leverage magic and void powers in order to cause a dramatic physical transformation either instantly or over a prolonged period

D -> I've been working on mine for month but it is very intricate

D --> That is one of the things I enjoy doing frequently D --> There is indeed something special in taking apart such a well-kept woman

D --> Perhaps I should simply lean into the #nsfw side of my maid interest on this site D --> It is not as if saying that I find girls in short frilly dresses attractive would be anywhere near the most degenerate thing posted on here D --> Even if that attraction is far from the only reason I enjoy or respect maids
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ok, i uuill adnnit, that sounds like it uuould seriously rip at this nnonnent, but i uuas insinuating sonnething nnore nnonstrous and frustrating to have to contend uuith in a survival context. nevertheless, i shall cede the point to you.
Oh that's so fair!! That sucks, but at least you have a bunch of good ones to munch on!!
Gotta disagree with Lays baked but overall good taste.

:33< a kitty is a type of creatpurr who will bite mew and scratch mew and love mew and snuggle mew and kiss mew an...

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ill teach u my technqieu
Today's opinion is that nothing any dog will ever be will be enough to be better than the worst cat you can find.

not rly a sport guy but i rugby tackled smbdy once n the coach said hed nvr seen "such a texbtook tackl b4" & ive been ridin that hihg eve since

:33< mewre welclawm one of the many roxys on chitpurr!

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