Irony poisoning is a real and serious threat to longevity. If you, or a loved Dave Strider, suspect you may have overindulged, please call the hotline at 555-DONT-SUCK. That's 555-3668-7825 if you are Dave and struggling to convert words to numbers. Don't delay. Lives are unironically at stake. Call now.
its sooooo sad how many daves are rawpupping the irony drip until it makes them say rude stuff!! i hope it gets easier for these cool dudes because my paws just cant take this!! >:T
irony is the death of joy. literally just like things, even if the Man tells you it is "disturbing" and "probably not healthy".
true! :B it seems like all these jade harleys turned out a lot better than my jade. strider. im sure i dont need to elaborate.
Thank You For Looking Out For All Of The Dave's Out There In Danger Of Said Irony Poisoning And Alerting Us To Such An Issue –xoxo
ohhhh nooooo!!!!! that makes me so sad?? you would think a jade strider would be the cooooooolest girl in the whole wide world but....... maybe the irony poisoned her too :(
yeah. she is sort of grizzled and adorns herself in camo a lot, like a scared animal that we had to coax out of her bloodstained, shadowy cave. but she is cool :B
ok i was about to defend the harley/strider combo, just instinctively, but yeah that's... pretty fucked!