Rhosyn Leulon
@theurgicTurpitude
≈ One, universes apart, looking upon her subjects askance. ≈ ≈ DMs open for the sake of inquiry, but don't get your hopes too high. ≈ ((Troll Rose of a very wacky and strange AU.))
≈ Ĩ've noticed a few trends- the usual dash phenomena notwithstanding, considering those tend to last around an hour at the absolute most- in my time watching the feed on this site. Particularly pertaining to the idea of "character arcs", for lack of a more apt descriptor. ≈ ≈ Seemingly, any animal that somehow manages to break onto the platform will start out with what you'd expect. Confusion towards their presence, generally being "happy" or "cute" if hardly comprehensible, most of their interactions being lavishing the individual in praise. But when individuals begin to go against that grain- usually by calling them stupid or threatening to cook them into some manner of burger- said animal will be blessed with the gift of speech and usually become very agitated and violent. A lot of the time, those animals seem to get bored and wander off after this episode, not to be seen again. Perhaps their intelligence only manifested in a moment of anger, and was subsequently robbed from them in their moment of calm? ≈ ≈ Secondly, it seems those which sign up to this site primarily for the sake of being unconditionally, belligerently, unrepentant concupiscent on the feed, in front of Glb'golyb and everyone, tend to undergo some moment of hubris that sends them into a spiral that either compels or forces them to grow as a person, troll, what have you. This one is particularly funny to me, as an off-the-record aside. One so wholly dedicated to waving their bulge around sitting down for a moment, thinking hard about life, and deciding they need to take it in a different direction after a world-shattering revelation? Delicious. ≈ ≈ "That's a strange tangent you went on, there, Rhosyn", or "yeah, and?" you might be thinking. And Ĩ'm sure, were Ĩ to stumble upon a post of this caliber and subject matter, Ĩ would be compelled to feel the same. As it were, the answer is simple. ≈ ≈ Ĩ am so fucking bored. ≈ ≈ #nsfw for the subject matter, and Ĩ suppose some of the phrasing as well. ≈
≈ Ĩt is, honestly, ridiculous that delegation has taken this long. We won the game over a sweep ago. ≈
≈ Part of the ongoing deliberations towards the facilitating of my inevitable reign is, sadly, the concession that drones will not be necessary. Ĩ would like to keep one or two around, just for the novelty, however. ≈ ≈ Just for the fun of it, you know. ≈
≈ One of the big issues with being stranded on a planet that has yet to begin its society is that its difficult to get an opinion that isn't biased towards or against you in some way. ≈
≈ All this planet, and yet uninhabited. What a shame. ≈
≈ Ĩf the things Ĩ did for the sake of friendship were leaked into the public eye, Ĩ fear Ĩ would be excommunicated from the extrauniversal group of Roses. The dimensional bouquet, if you will. ≈
≈ Murder is often quite the useful tool in one's repertoire, as abhorrent as others may find the act. Ĩ would not be where Ĩ am, nor my friends where they are, without a healthy heaping of homicide. ≈
The argument is over necessity. If there had been another way to achieve your goals, would you haul ass or are we all taking the easy way out and calling it justified.
≈ Peering into my orb... Ĩt would seem the mood for the day is... ≈ ≈ Megalomaniacal. ≈
≈ The idea of the empress-to-be opening up a silly little form to receive the peanut gallery's questions personally is such a juvenile train of thought. ≈ ≈ And yet... The Q&A... Ĩt beckons. ≈
≈ The thing most people don't consider about omniscience is just how much "everything" is, when it comes to knowing everything. Doc Scratch knows your every bowel movement, your every genital itch, whether or not it do jiggle, and that really embarrassing thing you keep getting reminded of in the sleepless hours of your day. #suggestive ≈
he does not. the definition of "omniscience" he operates Under is already stretched nearly to breaking - by his own admission, there are gaps, mainly aroUnd certain artefacts and aroUnd void players. fUrthermore, even this oxymoronically limited omniscience only applies to the alpha timeline of his own canon! oh, and don't get me started on his claim to "omnipotence." the bastard coUldn't be more transparently biased in his assessment of his own potency.
≈ Oh, Ĩ'm (mostly) well aware- But Ĩ appreciate the bout of clarification regardless. You've filled a couple of my own gaps, as it were. ≈ ≈ Ĩ suppose Ĩ'll have to make it more clear in the future when Ĩ'm trying to scare people, or besmirch the good doctor's name. ≈
≈ Omniscience is overrated. What's life worth if the most intellectual among us don't spew pure, unfiltered dumbassery on occasion? ≈
≈ Oh, that'll be good. Ĩ wonder if anyone will end up take the bait. ≈
≈ Oddly, one of the things that *did* seem to carry over from the more "proper" timelines is the existence of the imperial 2x3dent. Ĩt was mostly used for ceremony and impromptu execution, but frankly, its existence is probably for the better. Can you imagine trying to weave a wand into your empire's iconography? Ĩt's just a stick. ≈
Make it a fancy stick, I'm sure there are cool wand designs you can cook up or find
≈ Ĩ'm trying to imagine how you would incorporate something that is, functionally, just a straight line into making an intimidating Ĩmperial Drone headpiece and tragically coming short. ≈
What about a sick pronged magic battle staff. Keeps the general form but it'd be it's own thing?
≈ Without a lot of additional thought for the overall design, Ĩ'm afraid such a thing would come off as fairly phallic. #suggestive ≈
≈ Ĩ have never done anything wrong in my life. ≈
≈ Mm. Probably worth pinning that one. Exposition blast upon any foolish enough to stumble upon my profile. ≈
≈ Ĩ'm sure those more observant have gathered as such by now, but here's how things are unfolding in my timeline, currently. ≈ ≈ We won the game! Yahoo, yippee, salutations and congratulations. You get it. ≈ ≈ New universe, new planet, yadda yadda. Pretty standard as far as things like that go. ≈ ≈ But, currently, we're caught in a bit of a... deadlock. ≈ ≈ Ĩ have been insisting, that in my blood-given right, Ĩ should be in charge of the whole ordeal, once we actually establish things further. Ĩt only makes sense, right? Ĩ'm sure others would agree. ≈ ≈ Our plan was similar to that of the "Earth C" people, from what Ĩ had gathered. Establish a gene pool, skip forward, let everything unfold as it should. ≈ ≈ With the caveat of, you know. My rightful place at the top being established early on. ≈ ≈ CERTAĨN individuals, who will not be named, but are integral to the entire plan working, took issue with this. Some nonsense about how we don't have to go back to the old ways, Alternian culture can be swept away with time, et cetera et al. ≈ ≈ And without the ability to utilize his powers, we're kind of stuck here until we come to an agreement. Ĩ'm not budging, and neither are they. And while Ĩ do have some supporters among both the trolls and humans, it isn't enough to force the issue. Not that Ĩ would want to kill my dear compatriots, mind. ≈ ≈ That's the short of it, at least. "Who asked", Ĩ'm sure some would wonder, but Ĩ *did* make a promise to explain my timeline in some level of detail previously. And here it is! Enjoy. ≈
≈ Reigniting the empire under your own rule after everyone relevant is dead in the ground is different to an invasion, right? ≈
depends if y0u made the fertilizer.
≈ You haven't seen shit from the multiversal flow until you've seen an Ampora living in the Egbert human's hive. ≈
Oh, god, I thought you were just a stress dream.
≈ Ĩ've been told that Ĩ'm a lot of things with the word "stressful" appended on them. But dream? No, at least not with that qualifier. ≈
Apologies. My planet is currently being taken over by a troll who wishes to revive her dead empire, and I've more than once had a dream where I looked in the mirror and saw grey skin and candy-corn horns.
≈ Ah. Awkward, as it were; though my situation is a little different than that. ≈ ≈ Good luck with surviving the invasion, however. ≈
≈ Ĩ'm not certain whether Ĩ should be surprised that it took him that long to find me, or that it happened while Ĩ was taking a social media sabbatical. ≈ ≈ Nothing extreme, mind. Just focusing on new royal things. Extremely new royal things. "The Monarchy has yet to actually be established yet" royal things. ≈ ≈ Ĩt's a little messy, but Ĩ'll go into it another time. ≈