Rhosyn Leulon
@theurgicTurpitude
≈ One, universes apart, looking upon her subjects askance. ≈
≈ At times, Ĩ've been told that Ĩ'm "worse" than my alternates. Once, "wrose", but Ĩ think they might have been inebriated. Or they forgot what my name was. Regardless, my response is always the same: How dare you speak to me? ≈
indeed, personally i think yoU have a certain attribUte, so to speak, which make yoU sUperior! ^u^
≈ Oh, you flatter me. You are correct, of course, but the sentiment remains. ≈
I promise you are not worse than me by any degree if that means anything.
≈ Ĩ don't think such a thing needs necessarily be quantified. Ĩ'm sure you're just fine in the grand scheme of things. ≈
≈ On the dashboard, straight up #tagging it. ≈
Hello Rhosyn! I believe I'm you but a human plus your lusus probably but just a little kitty at and also plus a ragdoll no not the cat breed the literal actual toy. And I love you!
≈ Oh, hm. Ĩ can't say Ĩ've encountered this particular (purrticular?) flavor of alternate before, though Ĩ'm not too proud to admit that my scrying isn't particularly perfect. ≈ ≈ Hello, all the same. ≈
Yes there's only two of me on this website as far as I know. By the way Rhosyn darling baby sweetie what *is* your lusus' name? I understand that feline lusi typically have names and I refuse to believe that any version of Rose wouldn't name her dear sweet precious kitty! :3
≈ Ĩ do have some perhaps unfortunate news for you, depending on whether your enthusiasm for kitty-cats outweighs your interests in the zoologically dubious. ≈
God damn. You've got a freak of a creature for a lusus haven't you? Color me disappointed yet intrigued!
≈ From my research, Ĩ happen to share the lusus that another prominent Fuschiablood from the "proper" timelines happens to possess- Though worry not, such a thing hasn't dulled my affections for those of the feline persuasion. Perhaps this is one of those "universal constants" that people are so fond of claiming such and so is. ≈
≈ Biting and writhing and thrashing and crushing and screeching. ≈
≈ My reign so terrible, that the planet has been left but barren after naught but three days of my rule. #newrecord ≈
≈ Sure, you can take samples from individuals from before everything went belly-up, but what do you do if the machine just pulls the poor soul through reality into the lab you're using instead of turning them into slime-DNA? What then? How do you even begin to explain such a traumatizing event so poor, sweet, little Troll Susie, who was just minding her own business and spending time with her now-long-dead lusus? ≈
≈ An interesting proposal, though that runs its own risks. What if the unwitting donor is an unpleasant prick? That kind of thing can carry through DNA, you know. ≈
≈ Once Ĩ take the throne, Ĩ'm promising all Jadebloods weekends off. ≈ ≈ This is a joke, naturally. Ĩ can no longer take a throne if it has ceased to exist. ≈
≈ Unfortunately, my powers great as they are, you cannot punch a population back into existence. ≈
>>| too late. .i .already .escaped the brooding caverns, never coming back.
Hello normal trolls, how normal are you all on a scale of 1-10? I love being normal, as most people do. I believe i am at a 10 , I think this is a good example of a conversation starter, as I have shared information about myself to get you all to respond
≈ Ĩ'm the most normal. From a legal standpoint, Ĩ set the standard. ≈
≈ You know, Ĩ'm realizing Ĩ'm likely just hungry. Ascension has a way of skewing your body's registering of such messages. ≈
>--D=Fuchisa=grow=very=tall=so=maybe=you're=just=hitting=one=of=the=first=among=many=growth=spurts=your=excellence=:O//<
≈ Ĩ sure hope so. Ĩ'm sick of my own personal rusty lording his body length over me. ≈
>--D=That=seems=very=inappropriate=behaviour=for=a=lowblood=unless=you=happen=to=be=in=a=pitch=quadrant=which=is=totally=allowed=and=permissible=haha//<
≈ Ĩ won't say anything regarding any potential quadrants, but sometimes a royal has to allow such audacious behavior to persist for the sake of entertainment. ≈
1 l1v3d, b1tch3s. https://f1l3.g4rd3n/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/d1g1c4mfx-jp3gS1mul4t10n-2026-03-31T08-35-16.jpg
≈ Taken by the strangest urge to bite something. Alas, the last time Ĩ tried such a thing 'pon an acquaintance, they ended up passing out from blood loss. #violence #gore ≈
I'm biteable if you don't mind a lil cottonmouth furrrom my stuffing mew~ 💖✨
≈ You're stuffed? Ĩ'd feel like Ĩ were hatecriming one of my dear friends by shredding a stuffed... animal? No offense. ≈
fuschiabloods piss me off. i can say this because they hold no jurisdiction over me.
≈ An inauspicious start to things, perhaps, but Ĩ suppose 'tis my own fault for getting started at approximately, ah, the bum-fuck middle of the night, as the humans like to say. ≈
>--D=I=apologize=for=not=your=seeing=your=chittr=before=your=regalness=:<//<
≈ Oh, don't worry about it. Ĩ'm just a little persnickety on account of my poor timing. ≈