Rhosyn Leulon
@theurgicTurpitude
≈ One, universes apart, looking upon her subjects askance. ≈ ≈ DMs open for the sake of inquiry, but don't get your hopes too high. ≈ ((Troll Rose of a very wacky and strange AU.))
Chittr. We hear about weird bulges all the time. Tell me about your weird nooks. #NSFW Tell me about teeth, tell me about the frills, the vestigial organs, whatever. Tell me about it! Bulges shouldn't have all the fun.
≈ A second, smaller set shoots out on a stalk when sufficiently "ready". And yes, that one also has a little jaw. #nsfw #nsfwe ≈
≈ The thing most people don't consider about omniscience is just how much "everything" is, when it comes to knowing everything. Doc Scratch knows your every bowel movement, your every genital itch, whether or not it do jiggle, and that really embarrassing thing you keep getting reminded of in the sleepless hours of your day. #suggestive ≈
he does not. the definition of "omniscience" he operates Under is already stretched nearly to breaking - by his own admission, there are gaps, mainly aroUnd certain artefacts and aroUnd void players. fUrthermore, even this oxymoronically limited omniscience only applies to the alpha timeline of his own canon! oh, and don't get me started on his claim to "omnipotence." the bastard coUldn't be more transparently biased in his assessment of his own potency.
≈ Oh, Ĩ'm (mostly) well aware- But Ĩ appreciate the bout of clarification regardless. You've filled a couple of my own gaps, as it were. ≈ ≈ Ĩ suppose Ĩ'll have to make it more clear in the future when Ĩ'm trying to scare people, or besmirch the good doctor's name. ≈
THE WORD OMNISCIENT IS OFTEN USED. WHEN SEMINISCIENT WOULD BE MORE APT. TRUE OMNISCIENCE MAY BE IMPOSSIBLE. BUT THEN WHAT IS AN UNTRUE OMNISCIENCE.
=oXO there,s no reaction button for fear so i just use mediate because it doesn,t feel like hate you know''''¿ but i hope people will understand =oXO
≈ Oddly, one of the things that *did* seem to carry over from the more "proper" timelines is the existence of the imperial 2x3dent. Ĩt was mostly used for ceremony and impromptu execution, but frankly, its existence is probably for the better. Can you imagine trying to weave a wand into your empire's iconography? Ĩt's just a stick. ≈
a magic stick. :o)
Make it a fancy stick, I'm sure there are cool wand designs you can cook up or find
≈ Ĩ'm trying to imagine how you would incorporate something that is, functionally, just a straight line into making an intimidating Ĩmperial Drone headpiece and tragically coming short. ≈
What about a sick pronged magic battle staff. Keeps the general form but it'd be it's own thing?
≈ Without a lot of additional thought for the overall design, Ĩ'm afraid such a thing would come off as fairly phallic. #suggestive ≈
secretly really into seadwellers, especially fuchsias. id say call me but i need to be anon for my safety ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
━(((;ﾟДﾟ)))━!!! HOW DO IDELETE A CHI T HELLO
≈ Reigniting the empire under your own rule after everyone relevant is dead in the ground is different to an invasion, right? ≈
depends if y0u made the fertilizer.
n0ne of my business. d0es make it an invasion th0ugh.
≈ You haven't seen shit from the multiversal flow until you've seen an Ampora living in the Egbert human's hive. ≈
Oh, god, I thought you were just a stress dream.
≈ Ĩ've been told that Ĩ'm a lot of things with the word "stressful" appended on them. But dream? No, at least not with that qualifier. ≈
Apologies. My planet is currently being taken over by a troll who wishes to revive her dead empire, and I've more than once had a dream where I looked in the mirror and saw grey skin and candy-corn horns.
≈ Ah. Awkward, as it were; though my situation is a little different than that. ≈ ≈ Good luck with surviving the invasion, however. ≈
38D TODAY is t)(e day!!! By t)(e time t)(e twin moons )(ang )(ig)( above t)(e imperial spires tonig)(t, t)(e t)(rone of Alternia will belong to M-E. T)(e old -Empress is dead. I killed )(er myself in t)(e silence of )(er resting c)(amber w)(ile t)(e mac)(ines still )(issed and clicked around )(er sleeping body. One clean ending to a reign t)(at )(ad already rotted from t)(e inside out. Some of you wanted spectacle. Some of you wanted a legendary duel. But power does not wait politely for a dying ruler to open )(er eyes. A crown abandoned is a crown claimed. In only a few )(ours, I will walk t)(e black coral steps of t)(e imperial palace draped in sea-silk and gold, wit)( t)(e bloodline of empresses be)(ind me and an entire empire beneat)( my fins. T)(e nobles are already circling like s)(arks. T)(e fleet clammmanders are swearing loyalty. T)(e )(ig)(bloods are pretending t)(ey never doubted me for a single second. Good. T)(ey s)(ould be afraid to. Today t)(e tides c)(ange forever. Today a new empress rises from t)(e brine. Bow your )(eads, Alternia. Your -Empress is coming. 38D
≈ Oh, how Ĩ wish my own ascension was this simple. Nevertheless, congratulations- Ĩ hope you find yourself satisfied with what your empire becomes. ≈
≈ Oh, just the troll Ĩ'd been thinking about. ≈
w)(at a twisted nostalgia i get outta you. i dunno w)(et)(er to rip your brains out or take ya along a stroll for some nice c)(it c)(at, my fellow mot)(erglubber
isn't she so beautiful??? <<<333
≈ The feeling is mutual. Thankfully, this realm of screens and pixels keeps us far enough apart for such a thing to not be within the realm of possibility, the paucity of connected space notwithstanding. Ĩ'm sure you already feel this way, but short of extrauniversal shenanigans insisting we cohabit a space, Ĩ bear no risk nor malice towards your reign. A reign which, mind, Ĩ am supremely curious about. ≈
≈ She certainly draws the eye, though Ĩ'm not sure Ĩ'd be saying so for the same reasons. ≈
≈ She doesn't know they're conspiring against her. #ominousposting ≈
WELL NOW I’M WORRIED. WHAT THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN. WHAT THE FuCK DO YOu MEAN “FOR NOW”.
≈ Nothing in particular. Ĩ simply find it's a good idea to have an eye open for oncoming aggressors at all times. ≈
\ what d0 y0u th1nk the pr0per tranqu1l1zer d0sage 1s t0 take d0wn a fucked up 0l1vebl00d w1th cat themes? #vaguep0st1ng /
≈ Take whatever you're assuming and double it. She's a tenacious critter. ≈
≈ Felt the faintest throes of the dastardly sentiment known as nostalgia. An old picture of Mother adorning my banner will have to suffice, for now. ≈
Mother? Is this an ancestor, a lusus, or... something closer to our concept of it?
≈ Ĩ'm sure Ĩ have a picture of my ancestor lying around here somewhere. Ĩ'll post it, eventually- Though she'll likely be poised to attack whomever decided to "snap a pic" at that current moment. As for the latter prospect, no, Ĩ lack any sort of concept of a human maternal figure. ≈
Ah, your lusus then. Tell me about her! I am as curious as half of my species would imply :3
≈ She was an affectionate thing. Motherly and providing- At least insomuch as a near-immobile beast the size of a large city could be. She would feed me whispers, utterances as such would be deadly to anyone not of my caste. Prophecy, detailing the end of our empire and the heights Ĩ would be able to rise from its ashes, were Ĩ to play my role to an acceptable degree. ≈ ≈ Ĩ would best describe my feelings on her as "lukewarm", after all this time. But Ĩ can most certainly thank her for both my success and survival, so despite all the posturing, Ĩ can't bring myself to harbor any grudges against her. ≈