D. Stri
@technocracyGalavant
Director / Screenwriter
hey guys hows it going oh cool is that a new site log- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a46448152d40.png
...um did you mean for that image to look like kind of rancid sopor slime?
no but that makes it funnier
this is such an upsetting addition to my post thank you i needed to be reminded the world still had something awful to balance out the whimsy
Hoow am i the oonly oone froom my entire friend grooup whoo did noot end up in soome kind oof coontrooversy yet 8\
keyword 'yet'
𝄡 guh #guhpo𝄽ting 𝄂
guh #guhreplying
just saw someone actually eating a snickle in the wild unironically shes more powerful than me
snickers chocolate bar stuffed into a hollowed out pickle
dude what did you think i felt watching it happen in front of me
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNOxIznBKMYI8CKvDlacWgC_8PeLewhsfGqg&s
no the fuck it isnt my guy
Troll Alexa, order a milkshake.
trollexa
She won't respond to that.
thats so terrible wtf
fuck you all. #dashwatching
not without buying me dinner first
chilis sucks anywways
nah we are fighting over this now
TO EVERY TROLL WHO HAS A PROBLEM REGARDING THE SITE. DO NOT COME TO ZESTUM. HE DID NOT SIGN UP FOR STAFF.
dont listen to em
i mean hes got the badge and everything its right there. just a lazy mod
why am i being followed by a white ball
tha bald white man has been followign every1 ig
but im afraid of bald white men
White men keep f.o°ll.o°wing me I didn't ask f.o°r thi
kill them
ASKING FOR AN OPINION TO SETTLE WITH COWORKERS. WHAT'S BETTER? GRILLED CHEESE MADE WITH CHEAPER CHEESE? VS GRILLED CHEESE MADE WITH MORE EXPENSIVE CHEESES? I THINK THE CHEAPER CHEESE TASTES BETTER PERSONALLY.
yeah the expensive cheese kind of loses what a grilled cheese is about for me i dont want that shit to taste bougie i need to actually feel the microplastics taking over my liver
Survived tw.o° nights. N.o°w f.o°r the usual reminder that if y.o°u are t.o° sleep y.o°u are n.o°t .o°nly disapp.o°inting y.o°urself but y.o°u are disapp.o°inting .o°thers. Sleep is f.o°r suckers sleep is f.o°r the weak if we are all b.o°und in an eternal unending awakefulness imagine the greatestness we c.o°uld creati.o°n
spitting bars with this one nobody should be sleeping we need full productivity we need to crunch so hard our crumple zones become flat planes of misery under the over onward march of personal and financial progress
sometimes a friend just needs a #hater to keep them in check
#Obsessedwithme.
woah its crazy that you think this is about you ego check much?
They wrote a song about this once. And then it was desecrated by Mike Posner in 2010. Though considering your whole deal, you are probably overly familiar.
yeah you do seem like the kind of person whod be stuck in the 2010s
I was born in the wrong era, what can I say. We used to be a proper country with real pop hits and now we are a glorified collection of islands due to the steadily rising tides of Batter Witch Terrorformafication.
you get me so much
aint that the shit smeared truth im getting so god damn tired of seeing and hearing the batterslop did you see the billboard that just got put up on the interstate leading into new york?
Ugh don’t even remind me. I passed it as I was fleeing the oncoming tropical storm just today.
well bad news theres another one just like it in toronto