D. Stri
@technocracyGalavant
Director / Screenwriter
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54f473232a83.png #shitpost #nsfw
sometimes a friend just needs a #hater to keep them in check
They wrote a song about this once. And then it was desecrated by Mike Posner in 2010. Though considering your whole deal, you are probably overly familiar.
I was born in the wrong era, what can I say. We used to be a proper country with real pop hits and now we are a glorified collection of islands due to the steadily rising tides of Batter Witch Terrorformafication.
aint that the shit smeared truth im getting so god damn tired of seeing and hearing the batterslop did you see the billboard that just got put up on the interstate leading into new york?
Ugh don’t even remind me. I passed it as I was fleeing the oncoming tropical storm just today.
authors and directors are sworn frenemies everyone knows this its why almost every movie adaptation sucks sewer water through a straw it is simply weaponized incompetence its also why the authors keep falling for it like a bunch of suckers #vague
Perhaps directors should just simply get good.
did you miss the weaponized incompetence part? i hope the irony of not having reading comprehension doesnt fly over your head like that one did
Accepting incompetence on any level is a flaw onto itself but I know such complex topics like beauty and artistic integrity escape you.
its ok i know you dont really get it i dont blame you for being terminally unfunny its a condition and its gonna be ok you are cherished appreciated regardless
@titularTerror et tu brutè? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63501745f90e.png
You know, I never before reflected how unfair it is that my sources give me sublime visions of destruction and truth and your sources apparently supply you with images of the smoothest, most rotund cheeks I’ve ever laid eyes on.
i know but we cant all be winners its unfair but its just how it is sometimes you just got the deck stacked against you have a magnanimous pity free of charge
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9bc7958c379a.png dont all of you beat me up in the back alley at once
im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass
an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this
i mean yeah sure?? i guess?? it feels weird as hell to say that or acknowledge anything about what she's doing because of the power imbalance involved here it makes me mad uncomfortable
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eac2e5f5b9d1.png guess i can #showerpost #nsfw this is post shower so it counts
damn a guy can blush getting this kind of online validation no wonder this social media shit is addicting
oh okay we are just showerposting today
FUCK. THIS IS TERRIBLE. I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN TO CALL SOMEONE UNWASHED TODAY.
i wasnt really planning on it but im a sucker for peer pressure
oedipus called he wants his complex back #not-a-vaguepost #just-funny-to-me #incest
what’s so complex about it. he killed his dad and banged his mom. seems prrretty simple if mew ask me, #incest mew~ 💖✨
love watching the online count jitter during peak hours
holy fuck is that troll disney owner and ceo of the disney corporation
did this site just live update to not be complete fucking ass on mobile what
idk about that other guy by my doordash delivery professional is doing just fine
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i think that number is inflated for clout guys
B33 < you pay fur purremium whyre you dunking on staff
slipping the cute firehouse subs cashier a crisp hundred to convince them to bake some weed into my brownie #substance
guys i think were taking self love a little too far we are flying too close to the sun and our wax wings are sublimating #selfcest #nsfw
im learning way too fucking much about strangers on the internet right now i need a secondary trusted adult
i think we need to bring back cyberbullying and cringe culture #joking #dont-actually-care
fucking THANK you! my older cousin showed me this app, and KNOWS i can see her chits, and now she's #selfcest posting, and like jesus christ girl why. 8(
inviting people here is an elaborate ruse to force them to think about you fucking yourself #selfcest #nsfw
wait how does that work wont the tea just diffuse everywhere
oh ok yeah pretend tea we are doing spongebob logic here that soothes my directorisms
#nsfw #selfcest #incest oh ok so this is like a bit website this whole thing is just a bit got it sorry to break immersion here hold on let me get into character let me get into that flowstate and really dive deep into whatever character im supposed to be playing here where this is an actual consideration that makes any kind of sense to be talking about. uh time travel shit i guess. real back to the future vibes like im marty mcfly trying to avoid getting jumped by his mom but its like. me instead and not my mom but also me
nah nah nah you arent following im marty in this situation im avoiding the fuck out of that
there is no way im getting pigeonholed into this its just not happening dude im hiring a stunt double