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@technocracyGalavant

Director / Screenwriter

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dude im straight up not looking at another smear list its social poison to give a damn about what strangers think of you its like downing a whole glass full of misfolded prions or some shit that stuff is gonna stick in your brain and turn it to swiss cheese the moment you let it in stick to the classics and be your own worst enemy never let someone hate you more than yourself

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MaD respect lil DuDe. NEVER let a Motherfucker tell ya who you is!!!

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7f6517236362.png yum yum dinner #nsfl #food #horror

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3xplod3.

looks good

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(GIMME SOME)<

:33 < this is why people f33l uncomfurtable around mew dave

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what in the deepest reaches of hell is this?

the horror tag is fitting

oh damn and i thought i was bad at cooking

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who the fuck moved my house (chittr)

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>> agreebd

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just saw someone actually eating a snickle in the wild unironically shes more powerful than me

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||4/4 the fuck is a snickle

snickers chocolate bar stuffed into a hollowed out pickle

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||4/4 w♮w hate♩ that sentence

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dude what did you think i felt watching it happen in front of me

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||4/4 my actual fucking c♮n♩♮lences t♮ y♮u f♮r having t♮ see s♮mething s♮ h♮rren♩♮us live in pers♮n

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https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQNOxIznBKMYI8CKvDlacWgC_8PeLewhsfGqg&s

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no the fuck it isnt my guy

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https://media.tenor.com/DY90ZGWoQzMAAAAM/were-just-gonna-have-to-get-really-really-high-randy-marsh.gif

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late night chittr is like a psych ward without staff

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why am i being followed by a white ball

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tha bald white man has been followign every1 ig

but im afraid of bald white men

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hey guys hows it going oh cool is that a new site log- https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a46448152d40.png

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...um did you mean for that image to look like kind of rancid sopor slime?

no but that makes it funnier

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M3 WH3N 7H3 J4D35 637 M3 0W0

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this is such an upsetting addition to my post thank you i needed to be reminded the world still had something awful to balance out the whimsy

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why did the logo get slimed what

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MODS HIT IT WITH THE SLIME.

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/54f473232a83.png #shitpost #nsfw

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sometimes a friend just needs a #hater to keep them in check

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woah its crazy that you think this is about you ego check much?

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They wrote a song about this once. And then it was desecrated by Mike Posner in 2010. Though considering your whole deal, you are probably overly familiar.

yeah you do seem like the kind of person whod be stuck in the 2010s

Lmao, me with my sister.

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I was born in the wrong era, what can I say. We used to be a proper country with real pop hits and now we are a glorified collection of islands due to the steadily rising tides of Batter Witch Terrorformafication.

you get me so much

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Someone has to humble her.

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aint that the shit smeared truth im getting so god damn tired of seeing and hearing the batterslop did you see the billboard that just got put up on the interstate leading into new york?

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Ugh don’t even remind me. I passed it as I was fleeing the oncoming tropical storm just today.

well bad news theres another one just like it in toronto

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authors and directors are sworn frenemies everyone knows this its why almost every movie adaptation sucks sewer water through a straw it is simply weaponized incompetence its also why the authors keep falling for it like a bunch of suckers #vague

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Perhaps directors should just simply get good.

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did you miss the weaponized incompetence part? i hope the irony of not having reading comprehension doesnt fly over your head like that one did

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Accepting incompetence on any level is a flaw onto itself but I know such complex topics like beauty and artistic integrity escape you.

its ok i know you dont really get it i dont blame you for being terminally unfunny its a condition and its gonna be ok you are cherished appreciated regardless

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@titularTerror et tu brutè? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/63501745f90e.png

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Like it’s my fault you are so pitiable.

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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fy8pCZrXsAAQhzk.jpg #nsfw

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Where did you get this image…

i have my sources the same way you have yours and never shall the two entwine

You know, I never before reflected how unfair it is that my sources give me sublime visions of destruction and truth and your sources apparently supply you with images of the smoothest, most rotund cheeks I’ve ever laid eyes on.

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i know but we cant all be winners its unfair but its just how it is sometimes you just got the deck stacked against you have a magnanimous pity free of charge

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9bc7958c379a.png dont all of you beat me up in the back alley at once

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im getting pity ratiod i fucking hate this site these new reaction dynamics are unfettered soggy swamp ass

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an intern is hitting on me and i have no idea how to process this

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stop pitying this oh my fucking god

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hawt intern?

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i mean yeah sure?? i guess?? it feels weird as hell to say that or acknowledge anything about what she's doing because of the power imbalance involved here it makes me mad uncomfortable

Like, congrats, Dude~!

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then shut tht shit down if ur not in2 it

i tried! im still trying. ughhhhh

i can beat her ass

damn youd really throw hands for me thats awesome

hell ya boi

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swoon

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https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/eac2e5f5b9d1.png guess i can #showerpost #nsfw this is post shower so it counts

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you are so handsome!!!

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damn a guy can blush getting this kind of online validation no wonder this social media shit is addicting

i think you very well deserve all the compliments, d! :D

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oh okay we are just showerposting today

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who else is showerposting? :o

@tentacleTherapist#7214 was

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true suffering is not being able to call someone unwashed

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oh yeah i was JUST there, wow :P

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Are you going to showerpost?

i wasnt really planning on it but im a sucker for peer pressure

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oedipus called he wants his complex back #not-a-vaguepost #just-funny-to-me #incest

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what’s so complex about it. he killed his dad and banged his mom. seems prrretty simple if mew ask me, #incest mew~ 💖✨

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love watching the online count jitter during peak hours

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holy fuck is that troll disney owner and ceo of the disney corporation

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