SPADES VON
@spadesSlick
awake. fuck off. proud midnight car bombers leader and father of pissgate (twice).
fuck marry kill. me, me and me.
#fishingfriday is the work of the felt.
you motherfuckers always come up with some shit to cover something.
YEAH LIKE WE WOULD BE THE ONES TO START A FISHING TREND. DUMBFUCK.
thank god it's over.
these pickup lines fucking suck.
fucking hate that bitch.
hot people on this app, dm me.
I don't need anyone to ask. I have fingers and free will, you're just upset they aren't being used on you.
So witty tonight. I couldn't possibly think of a comeback to that. I'm truly stumped. Fuckwit.
no hot people use chittr.
rankmaid on that good kush again. (#substances by extention)
stop #vagueposting your quadrants on the timeline. not all of us are that lucky. fucking wrigglers these days.
what are we even doing?
April fools reverse posting. Or something. I don't even know anymore.
i think crowbar is attractive. #aprilfoolsday
you wont trick me into revealing my location. fuck you. #eridanweek
certain individuals are trying to lure me to my death. i'll pay you double than what @gutsygumshoe is offering, if you find me and don't kill me. #eridanweek
brief question, is there a bounty on my head or do people just want to kill me? i must know if money is a motivator in this.
> we get the bouncy ca2tle after the event'2 over 1f we k1ll ya <
AS PREVIOUSLY STATED, THIS IS A REVENGE HIT. BEST KEEP RUNNING, BUDDY.
The fools here are inactive, just two drunkard Condescension's kissing one another's fat asses. #nsfw
That human Condescension has also locked down the permitter with drones. Not for you, though. There's a larger kidnapping at play, 8ut care not to su8scri8e, it's all rather trite.
i'm on the run until further notice. someone feed karkat while i'm gone. #eridanweek
IM $URE YOU'VE GOT A KNIFE UNDER A ROCK ON THE FRONT PORCH I CAN U$E TO JIMMY THE DOOR OPEN. DO YOU WANT YOUR KITKAT FED OR WHAT?
LI$TEN, MAN. I DON'T EVEN FUCKING WANT THE BU$TED BOUNCY CA$TLE. I COULD BUY A HUNDRED BOUNCY CA$TLE$. IF YOU DON'T WANT ME KEEPING YOUR KID/WARD/CAPTIVE/WHATEVER ALIVE BY FEEDING IT 500 CIGARETTE$. YOU CAN DO THAT.
guess i'm on the run. happy #eridanweek
carapacian brutality at #eridanweek.
where's my money. #eridanweek
you people won't be #bouncingonit much longer. be warned. #eridanweek
> not 1f 1 have anyth1ng to 2ay about 1t <
trampolines have just arrived. tick tock people.
nothing. yet. do you want to join the betting pool? they're trying to pay me off. it's up to 20k now.
i've threatened to destroy all bounceable objects in #eridanweek so nobodu can #bounceonit. i'm being paid not to but the payments aren't high enough.