SPADES VON
@spadesSlick
awake. fuck off. proud midnight car bombers leader and father of pissgate (twice).
maplehoof better watch it's fucking back.
maplehoof is threatening me in my private messages.
DUDE ITS A HORSE JUST THREATEN TO TURN IT INTO GLUE OR SOMETHING. GOD, THE VERSION OF YOU I KNEW WAS SO MUCH COOLER.
Get wrecked.
ARE YOU SINCERELY ADMITTING TO GETTING OUTWITTED BY A HORSE WITH A PINK BOW AND A TATTOO OF A HEART ON ITS ASS?
the glue factory called. they said they want their produce back. #vagueposting
That's weird i just goot a call froom raisins factoory they said the same thing
fuck you all. #dashwatching
maplehoof. consider yourself an enemy of the midnight crew. i have made an executive decision.
NEEEEIIIGGHHHH. NEEIGGHHH!!!!! NEIGHHH NEIGHHHHH!!!!! NEIGHHH!!!! 🐴🐴🐴😡😡😡
He doesn't speak for me. I'm declaring myself a neutral party.
Coonsider yoourself an enemy oof hoooofbeast allies oold man fuck yoou
You leave that innocent, majestic creature alone.
the horse can fucking type?
probably text to speech and some other interpreter for emojis.
the fact this userbase manages txo string txogether sentences at all is a miracle. the hxoxofbeast being able txo type is the least surprising fact xoxo.
fuck horses.
@mapleHoof let's kill this guy.
why is there a fucking horse on the timeline???
// so many people I don't like ooc on this site I've spotted two now
she "slick" on my "spades" 'til she "midnight crew". #nsfw
happy easter. expecting multiple crates of "the blood of christ" at my doorstep in the next hour.
fuck marry kill. me, me and me.
#fishingfriday is the work of the felt.
you motherfuckers always come up with some shit to cover something.
YEAH LIKE WE WOULD BE THE ONES TO START A FISHING TREND. DUMBFUCK.
thank god it's over.
these pickup lines fucking suck.
fucking hate that bitch.
hot people on this app, dm me.
I don't need anyone to ask. I have fingers and free will, you're just upset they aren't being used on you.
So witty tonight. I couldn't possibly think of a comeback to that. I'm truly stumped. Fuckwit.
no hot people use chittr.
rankmaid on that good kush again. (#substances by extention)
stop #vagueposting your quadrants on the timeline. not all of us are that lucky. fucking wrigglers these days.
