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@spadesSlick

awake. fuck off. proud midnight car bombers leader and father of pissgate (twice).

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fuck marry kill. me, me and me.

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X Betttt omw x

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@spadesSlick[SS]

no thanks.

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#fishingfriday is the work of the felt.

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What makes you think that?

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you motherfuckers always come up with some shit to cover something.

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Why would we want to touch fish.

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who the fuck knows what you freaks like?

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A truly rotten girl!
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concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)

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fucking beautiful.

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

Wind him up and watch him go.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

didn't ask you.

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who the fuck else would it be?

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

Number of men in this world I could be winding up, Slick. You're just one of them.

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what other men??

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Why do you ask? Thought you weren't interested in where I exercise my free will and fingers.

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don't play games with me. what other fucking men?

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

Possessiveness is an ugly look on you. Do you think you own me, Slick?

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@spadesSlick[SS]

i don't fucking. own you. that's not what i meant. you know it.

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

I do. ...I was talking about you. This was just another wind up.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

you fucking. fuck you. fuck you don't contact me.

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hot people on this app, dm me.

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

I don't need anyone to ask. I have fingers and free will, you're just upset they aren't being used on you.

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i don't need your damn fingers in me or on me.

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

Interesting using the word "in" when I didn't.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

fuck you. just came to mind.

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

I'm sure it did.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

bitch.

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

So witty tonight. I couldn't possibly think of a comeback to that. I'm truly stumped. Fuckwit.

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@spadesSlick[SS]

your sarcasm is the last thing i need.

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@exiledUniverse[EU]

What's the first thing then?

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@spadesSlick[SS]

like you deserve to know.

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no hot people use chittr.

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X Wrong x

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right.

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