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concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
I specifically requested that you ignore it.
Welcome to Dane 'bro' Strider's page. adult owned account. I will say before continuing, that based on by his backstory and himself, there may be a lot of heavy topics such as #substanceabuse #death #violence #self-harm #trauma #abuse and probably a few more things when they show up, He's a bro. this shouldn't be surprising but just not in the way you'd expect. if any of those things upset you, please move on. Dane Strider is a decently old OC of mine who definitely doesn't want to be here, he's too old for this crap and he just wants to rest in peace, both in sleep wise and death wise /hj lol In his timeline, Dane Strider is the ex husband to Mom Lalonde who was not a very nice woman and had two children before the break off, Rose and Dave. The rest of his story is up to you to figure out but let's just say Mom Lalonde and his two kids, especially Dave is a very sore subject for him. but i would like to clarify that !!NO, DANE IS NOT ABUSIVE!! infact he is very much the opposite and he could never imagine hurting dave, everything he did was typical dad stuff. <3 and also yes, you are allowed to get freaky / flirt with him I suppose but good luck lol, he is considered a DILF and i won't stop people unless they're fucking weird about it #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/db8313dfafa0.png
When a troll dies, oftentimes due to the fact most lusii don’t understand language they don’t realize you’re dead. They don’t realize why your hive is getting demolished. Sometimes they get violent. I wonder how many lusii have gotten culled trying to defend a hive no one was going back for. I doubt there is even a hard number due to how often it happens #funfact
concept: mutual masturbation with your moirail nodding your head quickly when you both get close “do it for me, cmon, cmon, you can do it, im right here, i got you” their hands stuttering to try and keep up with yours the most comforting aftercare (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, pale pails, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You know no one really cares if you do your moirail, right? #nsfw #railswithpails ]
⏾⋆.˚⊹ ࣪ ˖ hey gΔng. i hΔve been lying Δbout my blood color. i Δm not Δ limeblood. Δpril fools. i hΔve tricked you. for legΔl purposes i Δm still not Δ limeblood. in fΔct i don't exist. i hΔve not pΔid my tΔxes. ever. ༉‧₊˚✧.*
concept: being rough enough with a carapacian to crack their shell (tags: Reader/Carapacian, i need some water i think, pitchfic, pitch coded, vague quads, #violence, #nsfw, #thinking, tags: M)
v3ni, v3ni, v3ni #n2fw #iykyk
thank you for complimenting my intelligence
> they gon be talk1ng about you l1ke human2 talk about k1ng von <
dØ yØu ever feel like a bØuncy hØuse, drifting thrØugh the wind, wanting tØ bØunce again? #eridanweek
eridan week sbahj comic ideas thread - 1: no you idiot slick's escaping off to the side
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #EridanWeek, He was a bouncy castle killer who bragged about killin castles! And he professed and confessed to be a demon! He was that bruh- if he wanted a castle deflated he'd go do it himself on his feet by himself! @spadesSlick#8817 ]
Who would ruin a poor bouncy castle during #eridanweek like this...
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
VAGUE POSTER SPOTTED. ELIMINATE TARGET IMMEDIATELY
// i hate davejade so fucking much i'm sorry
happy #eridanweek day 2 #imcoming to your timeline to remind you of todays writing prompts: DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE and i have been given a bonus list promoted and sponsored from crockercorp directly and days 2s bonus prompt option is: hipster scarf shibari @captiousGestures and i hope to see you join this writing challenge today! 0v0 (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, Eridan Ampora/Reader, #nsfw, writing prompts, writing challenge, content rating: M)
true. i have nØt rebelled in such a way in a while.
yall lucky im a busy woman cause wut tha fuck has been goin on in my absence
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waitin for the media tab to roll oчt on profiles to make mY life easier </3
concept: feeling your matesprits hands travel through the sopor to wrap around your body in your shared recuperacoon pressing their hips against you from behind, your sleepiness pulling you in and out of consciousness "you dont care if i...?" they mumble in a slow and desperate voice you shake your head tiredly, dozing back off in the comfort of the slime as you feel them spread your legs a bit wider for use (tags: Reader/Matesprit, flushfic, #nsfw, #nsfwe, soporplay, shared recuperacoon, somno, free use matespritship, archive rating: E)
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//I have mental illness
//You're so good breasty
B33 < woah t33th! nice~!
It's like it's interactive. Like you're actively seething at my choice to click on you.
>([stream my latest track yall i rec it 4 speedin bout 40 mp# above t#e limit or runnin from da regulators #ttps://vasterror.bandcamp.com/track/run-it-back]
⚇ damn straight. ⚇ waders dni LMAO ⚇ empress finna cull them anyway. ⚇
>([yo @digitalRingmaster t#ink t#is dudes tryna swipe ur steeze]
omegaverse is a kind of alternate biological and social system layered over familiar forms like the hemospectrum but instead of blood color it is your role as an alpha beta or omega alphas are defined by social biological dominance also they are often stronger and more aggressive and driven by instinct to lead and claim their presence influences others in ways that can override reason especially omegas which i will get to in a moment they experience something called a rut which is a cyclical surge of desire and territoriality usually aimed towards their belonging which might include a beta or omega or even another alpha in some cases omegas are the submissive group and role they have cycles called heats where instinct to breed is extremely hard to control during this time they become highly sensitive and fertile and alphas will try to claim their bodies their biology allows for reproduction in ways that often defy conventional expectations you can use your imagination there if you would like slick-san and then there are betas they exist between alphas and omegas they are closest to what one might call baseline and unaffected by the more volatile instincts they often act as stabilizing agents sort of like a societal moirail i suppose there are also terms like bonding which is a permanent connection marked physically like a bite which alters alters the bonded to be completely docile or obedient to the other sometimes effecting emotions or things like that also pheromones play an important part like when an omega goes into heat an alpha and usually smell the omega and there are suppressants like drugs that an omega can take in case they want to hide the fact that theyre in a heat because it can be a bit dangerous being in heat i believe you would absolutely be an alpha in the omegaverse slick-san also there is a part of the omegaverse about slick not you the term is used for someting else but it might upset you so i think we should wait to talk about that another day (tags: ABO, Omegaverse, #nsfw, #substance)
I'd rather have LI7ERALLY anyone else do it.
https://aboquiz.org/ Can you please take this quiz and report the results?
DON'T MAKE ME SLICK, BUB. OH WAIT THAT'S OUTTA CHARACTER. WHO TOOK MY FUCKING OOC BUTTON AWAY YOU SNAKES. AND MY PARENTHESES? I'M GONNA KILL YA.
Glad we €ould €ome to an agreement, Sli€k.
“Eridan Week” this, “Spades Slick Week” that. Tax day will soon be upon us.
RE$T IN PEACE MY LU$U$, THEY GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA. #KABOOM HTTP$://FILE.GARDEN/AREFO$MD7C6GGBTB/IMG_7500.GIF
#spadesslickweek beats that other week.
#ImComing to #SpadesSlickWeek.
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Lik£, old pictur£ of my lusus! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/lususpic3_1.png
CHITTR SHADY FACT #39 • “jane and eridan take turns wearing the feferi wig.“
CAN WE GET HELL YEAH AND DAMNED SHAME REACTS?
Dont give up, there is people you need to stab
WE GOTTA SO WE CAN KILL THOSE SCHMUCKS.
(( Purifying you of your Instagram use by replacing it with chittr.
someone with common sense thank god
⚇ this is what i'm fuckin saying ⚇
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It appears that every profile on this website is now suspended. 1) Good. 2) This is now a crime-only website. Illegal posts only.
"behind closet doors" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Crowbar/Diamonds Droog, hidden sex, #nsfw, #violence, pitchfling, pitchfic, dont get caught, thats what youre for diamonds, top vs top, m/m, archive rating: E) summary: droog and seven mysteriously go missing during a party multiple anonymous requesters droogs lips travelled up crowbars neck feverishly, their bodies crushed tightly to one another in the small manor closet he huffed out a trembling groan between soft inhales, memorizing allspice and sandalwood clinging to number 7s fuzz "i dont have much time," droog mumbled quickly, hands working at the bright green belt that kept crowbar away from him "you never needed that much time before," crowbar groaned with a frustrating laugh, earning a rough shove from droog that sent the felt member slamming into the wall their lips crashed together in a hasty dance, crowbar letting out a small hiss of approval from his gills towards the sound of rustling fabric and the feeling of droogs hands reaching down between their middles "are you even listening to me? i know you have difficulty understanding directions, so ill say it slow: *turn around,*" droog said impatiently, pulling back a bridge of sticky saliva still connected to the thickness of sevens pale tongue as the kiss broke "fuck you mean turn around? *you* turn your ass around," seven shoved back, causing droogs body to freeze and his gaze to tear upwards "what did you just say?" the sounds in the closet turned from hushed moans to rabid barks, fragile items stored away with them shattering on the ground and being knocked over a few punches later, droog was on the ground with his body forced downwards a cheek pressed hard into the well-polished marble by a bright green hand on the back of his head, droogs knees holding his lower half up to meet perfectly with crowbars hips he felt a clothed grind and just near bit his own tongue off droog needed a cigarette "stopped fighting so soon, must wanna take it tonight," seven muttered smugly, bright red staining his mouth as his other hand drew droogs hips tighter to his front "go fuck yourself," droog snarled back, vision flashing white as he received a sharp crack to the back of the head "thats what youre for, diamonds" droog really needed a fucking cigarette ◆7◆ clovers adorable little body skidded to a stop hed been sent out to find just where seven scurried off to! the boss wanted everyone at the party to be on their best behaviors, and skulking around was certainly not best behavior "seven! are you in there? youre needed back at the party pronto!" clover called out curiously, knocking on the door a shaking voice called out from the other side "yeah, yeah i-im... fucking... c-cu–... coming." 7◆7 notes: kyaaa the party was so fun! im so glad i was able to go and i hope another is hosted soon! chitfic unrelated
I think some introductions are a little overdue aren't they? Call me Cabbie, The Felt's all-round chauffeur and general handyman. I air on the side of politeness, but Surreptitious is my name for a reason. Need a getaway? Be there in five. Got a body to dump? Trunk's got space. Need someone to help you carry in the weekly costco run? I do that too! Give me a call, you know where to find me, just hope you don't mind the smell of smoke.
more art because he's the worst )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8c2764f963c.png
((id pick u because im built different and so so smart))
You can't spell Piss without SS #pissgate
I feel like the experience I have just had needs to be conveyed in greentext format so pardon me for a sec. >Be me. >Go outside and touch grass for a couple hours. >Socialize with my neighbors a bit. >Stacey is building a shed in her yard. >Epic. >Go home, sit down at computer. >"Hmm I wonder what's going on over on Chittr?" >Log on and read the feed. >Piss. >Well that's enough Internet for one day!
(( ERM actually it is, BURN THIS MAN AT THE STAKES!!
Throwback post. Can you believe it has been fifteen years. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5d39ec02e8f.PNG
(( thank you, i am new to roleplaying him but I'm glad you like my portrayal <3 ))
((Me roleplaying both a Mindfang and Signless: I can be your demon I can be your angel))
I would rather include all the numbers and pun combinations of the people who loved me in life into my quirk, before I ever would adopt the symbols forged by those who hated me, and let it define my death.
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
how fast i rEcognizEd your pfps artstylE https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-29_204511438.png
THE DREAM
concept: "hehe what are we doing on the operating table?" ( tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, medicalplay, and all the things your pan jumped to reading that quote, archive rating: M )
Sick of paperwork. Sick of pointless sitting around. I'm going to go steal something.
concept: your fingers tracing the seams of his suit, slow and deliberate, feeling the way his breath hitches as you drag your nails down the crisp lapel over the taut fabric of his waistcoat, the sharp line of his tie he whimpers when you pause at his collar, when you grip the knot and pull, just enough to make him arch into your touch with a pathetic expression on his face his belt is loud as you begin to unbuckle it while he nods his head desperately (tags: Reader/Suited Man, #nsfw, power dynamics, touching, whimpering, sigh, clothing fetish, archive rating: M)
I shall remain within my follower category until my ex‑partners cease their incessant displays of ass-kissery for one another. #vagueposting
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • doomed timeline crowbar, who is the last remaining of his original crew • he continues to exist outside the normal doom-loop via temporal shenanigans • often lurking or taking up residence in other felt manor instances • a bit more quiet, reserved, and solemn || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please feel free to DM me OOC about anything as well! • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
Clocking in for another shift at the Hate Everything And Everyone Factory.
Just heard about Chuck Norris. #ForTheBest
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⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ Captain's Log ----------- #journal #viewed-oocly #inperson #narration #teatime (Omnipotent / Seer muses like Scratch may potentially read it) ⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⋆﹏𓊝﹏⋆⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘⫘ ~ On the 29th ~ ------ Even the Midnight Crew cannot 8e trusted to stay on the enemy side of the Felt, perched 8eside their foes while a so8er host drowns them with drink. It would not surprise me to learn that their coffers have 8een emptied and the coordin8tes of their oper8tions compromised. Honour is a stranger here; no one will name an adversary without turning the encounter into a message of attraction. I arrived at the venue only after my m8tesprit inspired me to attend, pointing out the opportunity to pilfer from their ranks instead of 8ecoming one of his putrid guests. His underestim8tion of me was, in hindsight inevita8le, and when he dispatched his lesser goons to my loc8tion inside his study, I was already prepared with an escape route. It is a shame I never had the chance to converse with the woman cloaked in 8lack starlight. From his former Ms. Eight to his newly‑appointed Ms. Eight—8oth would have made for interesting convers8tion, or 8attle. I have yet to decide which would have occurred. Nevertheless, I came 8earing spoils. The portrait that hung over his mantle still mocked the memory of my fleet reduced to ash, which I removed. When he pretended it a “gift” to me, I knew the time had come to erase that faceless smugness once and for all. There was little time to fill the chest; these men can vanish at a whim, or so the Handmaid of my youth recounted tales of her co-workers to the young girl I once was. I wonder how she fares now, and whether I ought to act. While everyone else 8ends the knee to those green jesters, even those I once 8elieved were allies, I am 8eginning to suspect that perhaps it has solely 8een I who can set her free of her master.
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#nowplaying - Can’t Help Falling In Love - Troll Elvis
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Another successful visit on behalf of the Bake-A-Wish foundation. Although I can't help but question the clouded judgment of some of these unfortunates. You're only going to get, what? Four or five more years out of your reanimated grandmother? Meanwhile, the alternative offering of the FULL Betty Crocker suite of household products will still be in your household fifteen years from now. Oh well. No accounting for taste.
// These are some doodles I did of my Gamzee design. He's got a lil goat tail. He's a big fella, tower's over his friend group, but he's a bit of a sloucher. She's just a cutiepie i think. https://64.media.tumblr.com/49829dba538bf7f5d0de9bcacf7a052e/1d7b33ce1fb5dee8-9b/s1280x1920/618e7eb76d567b3f9d508e8d7fb8b899663ed480.png
>([bru# ill be #onest id be on t#e mornin news if i accidentally left t#e rankmaid on read]
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
Leave it me. I excel in the art of thieving watercraft. Send me your co-ordin8tes, or a description of the area it resides. Which one you are lazier to do.
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> SiSter, if you See a bitch in the alley with a bad bob that iS not me. Go the other way. httpS://file.garden/ZyakuQItADlYXy_T/badbob.png
concept: an unlit cigarette dangling from your lips, tiredly glancing over to the person smoking beside you "cmere doll" leaning in to kiss the tips of your cigarettes together, the humming pleasure of the smoke filling your lungs as you meet their eyes (tags: Reader/Anonymous, cigarettes, #substance, smoking, cigarette kiss, #nsfw, archive rating: T)
10k kult! thanks for reading my work and hopefully enjoying it! 0v0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, my face, Rankmaid-sensei, hhh, i need another cigarette, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e868b9d5e00a.png
My thanks to all who attended #teatime. Thirty-seven in total, once one accounts for staff, overlap, and those who found it necessary to arrive more than once in one form or another. A number that settles quite comfortably where it does. Not excessive. Not lacking. Simply… correct. You each entered under your own reasoning. Curiosity, obligation, defiance, habit. Some of you came to observe. Some to be seen. A few, whether you realized it or not, came because you had already decided to long before the invitation was extended. The room accepted all of it without complaint. There were, of course, deviations. There always are. Tea set aside in favor of stronger indulgences. Doors treated with less care than they were built to withstand. Conversations that began where they should not have, and others that ended before they had the chance to become useful. None of this disrupted anything. If anything, it confirmed a few expectations. I trust you noticed certain things while you were there. Small details. The way the space seemed to accommodate you without effort. The way others occupied their places without needing instruction. The way certain moments felt… heavier than the rest. You weren’t mistaken. For those who found something of value, you’re welcome to keep it. It was never mine to begin with. For those who did not, I wouldn’t concern yourselves. Recognition has a habit of arriving late. In any case, the evening concluded exactly where it was meant to. And you, each of you, contributed precisely what was required to see it through. Until next time.
I am glad you feel that way, valued constituent.
Please stop admitting to crimes on my feed I can only write so many pardons.
I have secured what I came for. You are fortun8te that I chose not to reduce the premises to ash. #teatime
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
Not a lot can compare to cooking your own dinner from scratch while listing to latin jazz music
wWw wizzh you were here xx httpzz://zzquidgeimagezz.zz3.uzz-wezzt-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/28/xx.png wWw
WATCHED NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE.
For eridan week we can kill all eridans
i bought something special for 10k kult! i hope it fits 0v0"
Can we use Docs head like a basketball it looks like it.
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>([t#is dude tryna fuuuuuuuuck]
#banalldocscratchesposthaste BAN ALL DOC SCRATCHES.
i have nØw seen twØ gØØd pØsts.
((MODS, GTAB!!!
// Can confirm I'm 18+ myself and full of coffee and regret But very idea made me want to throw up a lil
18+ site. characters also should be ^^ site TOS
((if anyone's a minor irl they arent allowed to be here and will be banned!!
(( the site itself is 18+
yeaaa over 18 myself!
I would hope no one is under 18 considering that's against the site's rules.
Im pretty sure that you have to be 18+ to use chittr period? Though of course that doesn't mean minors won't use the site anyway,,, probably a good idea to check lmao]
(( The site is 18+ by default. Anyone who's a minor is breaking TOS and shouldn't be here to begin with.
if i am ever taking t꥟ a man face-t꥟-face, and he has the audacity t꥟ refer t꥟ me as a "br꥟ad", "bitch", ꥟r "female' rather than a lady ꥟r w꥟man. i fear in the latex and under the fl꥟꥟rb꥟ards he will g꥟. #nsfw
SPADE SLICK BEING THE FATHER OF #PISSGATE IS SO UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING FUNNY. @SPADESSLICK#8817
Thinking of setting the blinds so little lines of light shine through the window, then brooding with a cigarette.
me, i am the alcoholic you are the smoker. we are not the same
ah... i could not have written this without you the father of #pissegate 0///v///0 #nsfw #nsfwe
concept: laying on the ground post-brawl as you try to come to your senses, your vision blurry and body in agony looking up as the reason for your pain pants tiredly and drops their weapon to the ground, using their boot to tap roughly at your inner thighs to spread your legs "...did you fucking piss yourself, y/n?" they laugh, the bottom of their boot pressing down into your warm crotch (tags: Reader/Rival, unmentioned quad, unmentioned charms, vague pitchfic, #pissgate, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #violence, trending topics, boots, archive rating: E)
a sheep/wlf sex scene sounds fire sry #nsfw
Argh mgh ghghghghghg!!!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/BpDZO-tPGYwAAAAd/cat.gif
apparently slept with someone but i don't remember because i was drunk
((About 50% of mine are made while I’m fresh off a bong hit so I feel you on that lmfao #substance
are men even int꥟ buttstuff anym꥟re. has the w꥟rld g꥟tten this bad. #nsfw
:o) Kneeling before you, chin tilted upwards to meet your eyes :o) My wrists are bound, a growl in my throat as you push your boot down onto my neck :o) You force my gaze downards, head bowed for you. :o) You'll have to tame this beast before I obey. #nsfw #bondage #petplay
If that doesnt get the job done then a good wrestlesesh with my bro will put me right at ease he always know just where to get me with one of those pesky darts.
Usually a couple of sedatives and a warm cup of tea but i dont see how thats here or there??
♯prefer it that way ♯NO ♯ONE ♯ELSE is ♯allowed ♯inmyass but ♯ME ♯myass
I'm sure this isn't going to pose any trouble at all.
ddo you think his suit smells good (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, newcomer on the timeline, well dressed, archive rating: T)
would love to turn a bootlicker into a boot licker iykwim #nsfw #kink
hello is this about another boy hello please respond
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always you mean right
concept: forcing your nonreligious matesprit to read clurch scripture through their whines and moans while you bounce them in your lap (tags: Clown/Matesprit, flushfic, cultchaser, top reader, #nsfw, religionplay, clurchplay, miraculous, honkslop, archive ranking: E)
concept: thrusting your hips harder against your leprechaun kismesiss face just to feel the vibrations of their panicked croaks around you in their throat (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, kismesissitude mention, pitchfic, oral, charmless, alien anatomy, purring vs croaking, #nsfw, top reader, dom reader, archive rating: E)
((for real!!!)
((on god same tho its been years. i am enjoying myself :3))
X I can put my old clown makeup on for you if it makes it hotter ;) #nsfw x
concept: riding the scuttlecoach back to you hive when you feel a strangers hands start roaming your body from behind paralyzed you try to stare straight ahead, knowing your stop will be coming soon but soon other riders start to notice and snap photos with their palmhusks, moving in to create a small crowd around you to take a turn for themselves too you miss your stop (tags: Reader/Crowd, exhibitionism, voyeurism, blackmail, #nsfw, quadless fic, archive rating: M)
Please Behave Yourselves My Daughter Is On This Website. Frowning Face Emoticon
i knew they were just draggin' your good name through the mud, boss!!
I am pleased to announce that we have reached a settlement with Crockercorp that we feel satisfied with and that they didn't agree to. We thank you all for your support during this turbulent time.
ths post is only 4 me if u arne tme look away big beefy carpacian yay :)
I could really go for some doughnuts right now. But if there's one thing I *wouldn't* eat right about now? Carapacians. They're people too. I won't stand for this disrespect.
he's 13 i think
this is yØur first gØØd pØst.
you know i hate you but this time we got a common enemy, slick
Controversial CEO Jane Crocker (@gutsyGumshoe) has just openly stated her intent to #vore me. Do with this information as you wish.
(๑∩▃∩๑) >> ThiS Social media Stuff might be great for promoting my videoS on GrubTube, So i made thiS profile. Hello everyone. (๑∩⌣∩๑)
I just wanna be clear that even though Isidor is a piece of shit, I personally try not to be. I am never offended by people hating his chits or being an asshole to him but if I ever make him say something that makes you IRL uncomfortable or upset, let me know. I wanna have fun but my fun doesn't come before someone else's comfort. He's casteist, he's an asshole, and he's obsessed with clown scripture, but I will back off if it Sucks for you. I'll probs make this my pinned post.
y~u pe~ple say the m~st cullable shite s~metimes. i mean, h~t damn. it's like y~u l~t d~n't want t~ live ~r s~methin. really? g~in after cl~wns? next y~u're g~nna be talkin ab~ut s~me secret twelfth bl~~d caste. stay safe, idi~ts.
concept: feeling your pan falling further and further away with every passing second a purple haze enveloping all of your senses until there is nothing but that burning mirth in your core if you didnt want it before, you certainly want it now so rejoice motherfucker :o) (tags: Reader/Clurch, Reader/Chucklevoodoos Caster, honkslop, clowns, hypno, panwashing, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: HONK)
↗️IF YOU HAVE TIME TO BE WRITING POINTLESSLY DISPARAGING POSTS ABOUT YOUR EMPIRICAL SUPERIORS, THEN YOU PROBABLY HAVE TIME TO BE FOCUSING YOUR EFFORTS INTO THINGS OF GREATER IMPORTANCE.↗️ ↘️the growl drones has been waffling all night, but i have run a great series of numbers and i know all of the final vestiges of my investments will make severe RETURNS and my vestibules will overflow with the ambrosia of my wealth.↘️ ↗️WHAT I'M SAYING IS, BASICALLY, I AM GAINFULLY EMPLOYED INSTEAD OF SUCKING MY TOUCHNUBS ABOUT.↗️ ↘️say.↘️ ↗️CLOWNS.↗️ ↘️follow in the path of my strutpods.↘️
concept: down on your knees in front of your kismesis as the world blurs in and out, your body beaten and bloody "say ah, y/n" watching them reach down to grab at your cheeks and force your mouth open your tongue falling from your lips as they slowly drip a long bridge of hot spit into your mouth "swallow" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, pitchfic, pitchfling, spit, spitswallowing, #nsfw, #violence, swallowing spit while youre down, ouch, archive rating: M)
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
I SHARED THIS ON GRUMBLR. HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/21EL0GX.PNG
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// I promised myself I wouldnt ooc post but I want to share art of my fincel. I hope you guys have been (hating) eri. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c33318e4224d.jpg
fIrSt pOsT AnD Im jUsT GoNnA TaLk aBoUt mY MaTeSpRiT :o) ShE'S So pReTtY. HtTpS://I.ImGuR.CoM/TsYoWeU.PnG #QuAdRaNtS #mAtEsPrIt #LoOkAtHoWpReTtYmYgIrLfRiEnDiS
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
CHITTR SHADY FACT #22 • “crocker corporation has the best motherfucking cake and i ain’t talking about the bakeries. that jane can get it any day of the week.”
theyre alwways tellin me crap like “eridan wwe dont livve in a age that necessitates cullin our lusii en masse PLEASE spare my gerbildad or hamstermom”
your wife and i are going to frisbee golf without you man sorry
Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.
@adiosToreador You'd better look out.
Guess who tagged the flag pole. Me. Oh. And Slick.
♰ i see you :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b85c90228015.jpeg ♰
concept: holding the barrel of your gun to their forehead, finger teasing the trigger watching them reach for your wrist to slowly lower the weapon to their lips, placing a single kiss before dragging their tongue over and around the muzzle pushing forward to make them gag on the barrel as you start unbuttoning your pants with your free hand feverishly (tags: Reader/Whoever Came To Mind, pitchfling, unmentioned quadrant, vaguequad, vaguecharms, gunplay, weaponplay, violence, #nsfw, #nsfwe just in case, rivals to emptied rivals, paintball, archive rating: M)
#feltmanorpsa ahem. there are 44 paintball guns available in the foyer, plus mine, spares four potential crew intervention or breakage. all midnight city residents are welcome to partake if they so desire. paintball canisters in the respective colors (white included four the stripes), as well as charm colors are available in (four now) full stock in each of the kitchens, with extras stashed around in miscellaneous rooms and halls and also probably your room if you left it unlocked. if you decide to shoot snowman or scratch, that's your own funeral, and your usage of my weaponry agrees to these terms. i will be hirin' cleaners four the aftermath. may the best shot win.
Ahem. THE SLOBBERING DIMWIT'S GUIDE TO BUTTERCREAM VARIATIONS. If you have stumbled upon this post in search of instructions on how to assemble ANY buttercream, period, I advise you politely retract yourself. You may find yourself better suited for THE CULINARY NEANDERTHAL'S FIRST DAY ON EARTH. This is also going to be heavily-laden with my personal opinions... which on this matter I advise you to accept as fact. SWISS MERINGUE: Soft, shiny, and comparable to a marshmallow whip. Best suited as a chocolate frosting, to lend some variation in texture to a layer cake with a denser ganache filling. ITALIAN MERINGUE: More stable in shape and texture than her Swiss counterpart. Light and fluffy. Become more adventurous with your decorative swirls when you pipe your Italian meringue. Well-suited to lemon cake- again, with a heavy curd between internal layers. FRENCH: Custardy. Nearly as thick as the American, but richer due to its high egg yolk content. Pairs excellently with the dark bittersweet notes of dense sponge doused in espresso. AMERICAN: THE superior choice in sugar crusting. Delightfully crisp when bitten into after an evening of drying. Oft-accused of being overly sweet. Pair with simple yellow or confetti cake. Holds sprinkles like a champion. GERMAN: The unflinching centrist. Balanced in texture, weight, stability, and richness. Fewer yolks than the French. Not a poor choice for any partner if you're unwilling to take a hard stance. BEST suited to accompany a cake filled or topped with fresh fruit pieces. CREAM CHEESE: A heavy, tangy delight. Tank thick layers of dense sponge with this big girl. Carrot or spice cake filled with chopped nuts. No need to even carve your cake. Simply pare off the dome, frost, and go. CONDENSED MILK: A silkier, more relaxed hold on shape. Don't expect any fanciful swirls to last more than an hour outside the fridge. DO pair this toasty buttercream with a complimentary caramel layer- either betwixt your sponge, in a butterscotch chip, or in the composition of the batter itself. ERMINE: As luxurious as its stoat-pelt namesake suggests. Stabilized with a boiled flour roux. A superior balance of sweetness and texture if seeking a lighter cream whip. THE traditional choice of frosting to accompany a dark, moist, fluffy red velvet cake. Feel free to post your inquiries below. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc28e4b07c3f.jpg
concept: learning how difficult it is for leprechauns to get stains out of their fuzz marking your flings face with your color to force them to walk around with the splatters shown proudly until they can get it out (tags: Reader/Leprechaun, facials, genetic material play, unlisted quad, unlisted charms, alien biology, #nsfw, marking, forced exibitionism, #nsfwe just in case, archive rating: E)
Keep your tap shoes outta respectable ladies' inboxes. #FeltManorPSA #NSFL
I GUESS I HAVE A CHITTR NOW.
i had the most incredible dream... i am sad that its over but i am glad to be back online! 0v0" ( tags: wake up post, rank dreams, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Booking for the Over/Under Pass continues to inform me of rival gangs trying to schedule competing "My city. My time." moments. Suffice to say they have been dealt with appropriately.
i have Ørganized them. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/my-image%203.png
YEAHH.. IF I FIND A PLACE I'LL LET YOU KNOW THOUGH
Tag your #nsfw. Good lord.
Just when one is to 8elieve the Orphaner is at the 8ottom of the 8arrel, he is smitten with the magical leprechauns.
// legally obligated to share beautiful art by my friends all the time 24 hours a day. His reference made by shjiyemis, His design is inspired by Hobie Brown from Into the Spiderverse and his personality is based around that with a lot of Kurloz wrapped into it. So you get a chaotic guy with problems. https://i.imgur.com/TwEOsMF.png
Yeah yeah yeah. DO IT.
@spadesSlick#8817 | Your design8tion reads “None of Your 8usiness.” Yet you ought to recognise that mystery confers many 8enefits upon a man. Al8eit modestly, I am quite entertained 8y your tempestuous out8ursts. How often do your men sa8otage you?
:o) Hands tracing along your chitinous shell :o) Your fangs find purchase in my neck :o) Hips rocking against one another. :o) You betray little emotion. But I'm just as stoic :o) We need only express through our bodies #nsfw #trollxcarapacian
D41LY F1T CH3CK [1M4G3 1D: 4 BL4CK SQU4R3]
Hello, I am Equius, primarily known as 100m I will likely stick to what is e%pected of my classpect, lurk But don't be afraid to reach out [ https://i.imgur.com/lZ3tHMK.png ] You can find me these other places: https://voidy.tumblr.com & https://bsky.app/profile/equius.bsky.social ((Hi! I'm smear and this is my barbie doll))
No, the least I can do is this.
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concept: down on your knees making eye contact with your matesprit as you slowly pull their thigh highs down, their feet resting in your lap (tags: Reader/Matesprit, feet mentioned on my chittr, footplay, stockings, #nsfw, suggestive, body worship, archive rating: M)
concept: your matesprits psionics bursting in a beautiful display around their horns as you send them over the edge (tags: Reader/Matesprit, psionics, intense pailing, psionic ahegao, archive rating: E)
concept: your kismesis finishing up with their cigarette and looking to you expectantly "well? ill let you choose, spheres or tongue? i need to put this out" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, cigarette, smoking, #substance, pain, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, degradation, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
ah... i know my fictions are what i mainly post but would there be any interest in my cosplays? 0v0"
https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.coom/2026/03/27/images-2.jpg
some reel weird shit when ya get to da later hours
The difference between medicine and poison is dosage, as they say.
letss sst⚠rt with ⚠ hum⚠n pl⚠nt! ☠︎︎ FOXGLOVESS: while not the de⚠dliesst on pl⚠net, i persson⚠lly find thesse one of the prettiesst out of e⚠rth poissonss! they're ⚠ t⚠ll eleg⚠nt flower, growing up to five feet, with bell like pet⚠lss (ussu⚠lly purpless, pinkss, white or yellow.) ALL p⚠rtss of it ⚠re poissonouss when ingessted by hum⚠nss ⚠nd t⚠ke ⚠round 30 minutess to ⚠n hour to t⚠ke effect! It c⚠n c⚠usse extreme g⚠sstrointesstin⚠l problemss ⚠nd even bloodpussher f⚠ilure ⚠t leth⚠l dossess. ⚠nd yet hum⚠nss h⚠ve ussed the sstuff for medic⚠tion to TREAT f⚠ulty bloodpussherss! f⚠sscin⚠ting, right? #poissonss #e⚠rthpoissonss
CAN I BE CO-IN CHARGED
could you provide me with other words for bulge, human bulge, leprechaun bulge, dersite bulge, carapacian bulge? i would like to expand my vocabulary to be better with writing cross species ^0^ preferably words you would be intrigued or aroused to see in a piece of erotic fiction! serious answers only please (tags: bulge, humanbulge, anatomy, alien species anatomy, alien anatomy, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: E)
oH YEAH, i HAVE, a LOT OF TRANS FRIENDS, aND i AM, rEALLY PROUD OF AND HAPPY, fOR EACH AND EVERY, oNE!
okay so its liek people rules
at least theres always #substances
can w we stop posting funny s stuff because my c chest cannot handle it
ALRIGHT CONTIUNE YOUR WORK
We should ban twinks too while we're at it. Only bears thanks.
IT'$ OFFICIALLY MY WRIGLGING DAY. TIP$Y A$ FUCK WATCHING TROLL OURAN HIGH$CHOOL HO$TVLUB AT MIDNIGHT I$ HONOUR OF IT!! !
https://open.spotify.com/tr/\ck/42pNX8mZefuDKb06/\FFJ79?si=75KZ1iRxS3eSfGS2Q7\/swg///
THIS ENTIRE PLAYLIST OF HUMAN MUSIC PRIMARILY FROM THE AFRICAN-AMERICAN COMMUNITY FUCKING RULES. HTTPS://OPEN.SPOTIFY.COM/PLAYLIST/1R0DQNQD2ICNLX0PTLI8UM
and wwwwe can't forget mmmmake it wwwwit chu
Go with the. flow. too
Songs For The Deaf - Queens of The Stone Age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9feErOVOxFo
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #007 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/007.png
guys dO yOu think she saw me XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/5ebbc8173dff.png XO
family troll is so overrated.
WELL WELL WELL. @TWINARMAGGETFUCKED HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/662143B06B9F.PNG
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#nowlistening Fer And Delight - The Correspondents https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABS-mlep5rY
>([jarvis ip track t#ose vagueposts]
Be the change you want to see in the world.
be honest, would we even notice the difference?
♰ in my natural habitat... :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a5a7f24d4cbd.png ♰
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
Pinned post incoming soon.
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1 H4V3 B33N ON TH1S W3BS1T3 FOR 4 TOT4L OF 17 GRU3L1NG M1NUT3S 4ND 1 4LR34DY F33L FUCK1NG S1CK TO MY STOM4CH
Delinquent keeps telling me I'm gonna burn out if I keep using my shadow magic all willy nilly, but I simply think that I'm built different and that people that happens to are experiencing skill issues.
Feeling #tempted to out another couple... Is the world ready?? 🤔🤔 Follow the #DramaAlert tag to find out who's with who! (And maybe even how 😳)
@amorousFortune thank you so much! >0> my KUDOS ❤︎ on the beautiful work! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1ca15a79164f.png
Breaking news: #IncestGate #Incest Nothing more to say.
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🎦 i love to pour the box down my gullet with a chaser of boiling water lol
{see This is why youre The only winner in my hearT)
(( friendly reminder serious vagueposting is really unhelpful and creates more drama. /this post is /not/ targeted itself/ but i have seen numerous very clearly targeted vagueposts cropping up today. talk to each other y'all. you're just worsening everything if you blur the original context, and discourse is the last thing literally anybody wants on this site. we're all just here to try and have fun. thank you ))
{can PeoPle come To waTch The races or do i have To ParTiciPaTe)
i'm in and i promise not to make bets.
sick i'll be there.
i'll be there
oh fuck yeah
wait we're #vagueposting? https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/vaguepostGoD.jpg
... No. I can't laugh yet. I've got to hold it in.
how i feel like replying to someone ive never interacted with bbefore https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbbtBB/Untitled1280_20260326201522.png
── ✦ S⚢METIMES THIS WEBSITE IS A C⚢LDBL⚢⚢DED MASTURBATI⚢N SESSI⚢N. MANY SUCH CASES. FASCINATING H⚢W THESE TR⚢LLS INVENT NEW PR⚢BLEMS T⚢ MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL BETTER WHILE SITTING ⚢N THEIR THR⚢NES BUILT BY WARMBL⚢⚢DED HANDS. #NSFW
I can't believe I have to say this, and I believe I speak for my cohorts when I say this, but I will not be entertaining any accounts actively engaging in #incest. Odd that it happened twice in a single day. Odder that they're iterations of familiar faces, but in the mathematical inevitability of the multiverse, some of you have incurred a substantial enough quantity of brain damage so as to no longer even remotely resemble yourselves. ... But I just thought it would make you- I don't know- type differently! Not pork your relatives!!! #nsfw I assume.
> th1ngs th1s webs1te has 1mmed1ately l0dged 1nt0 my v0cabulary - 0nly freak when fr0ken tw0 - s0meth1ng s1n1ster 1s afeet - peanut, tw1st h1s bawls - 1 jurst w0n the jurkp0t. 1 tr1ll10n d0lar
⏯️▶️ N O W P L A Y I N G ▶️⏯️ https://i.ibb.co/GvGPvNZP/Screenshot-20260326-124715.png https://youtu.be/DzHKhPtZrZA?si=oYvGa8SXgw3o5whG
TOO MANY DIRK/BRO STRIDERS ON HERE. CAN YOU ALL START FIGHTING TO THE DEATH OR SOMETHING. SPLINTER TOURNAMENT.
one of the greatest posters of our generation frfr
(( I want to personally thank @archiveAddict for doing everyone an invaluable service and delivering us 07DD 🙏
starting a c+romunist discussion t+read a group dm would +ave been a preferably option @s+ep+erdsMercy @disturbedAperture
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
(checking notes) yeah i think it says that the real enemies to pitch was the ♦X9 we found along the way. No i dont know what that means, I'm trying to keep up just the same as you are
the fuck is this the pussy parade why aint i in the crew too huh this sucks
Mrap mrow. https://media.tenor.com/CPyYRT1XJZUAAAAi/cat-bubble.gif
// u r, cheerign!!
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@thirdandFourtheye https://i.postimg.cc/0QVtQPXH/IMG-0135.png
"we can talk ab𖦹ut life we can talk ab𖦹ut death we can talk ab𖦹ut film we can talk ab𖦹ut chess we can talk ab𖦹ut the faceless evil shad𖦹w creatures underneath 𖦹ur cl𖦹thes we can talk ab𖦹ut the g𖦹vernment c𖦹nspiracies and circumvent the challenges that represent 𖦹ur f𖦹es" #lyrics #<3
okay im djing live and you can see it here on https://www.twitch.tv/stacylmao_real spread the word and come jam yall
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SNORTING MDMA OFF AN OLIVEBLOOD'S ASSHOLE BEFORE LAYING IT IN, CALL THAT A TWO FOR ONE SHITHOLE SPECIAL. BARS. 🔥🔥🔥💯💯 #nsfw
My only issue with Gusteau's (the fictional restaurant in Ratatouille) is the fact that it is not clear if the rats are following proper food safety procedures and guidelines. If they were, I would never let Gusteau's get shut down. Those rats made excellent meals and deserve not only to continue to cook, but to earn fair wages.
B33 < what *did* flimsy steve s33 tho
it seems rankmaid-sensei has been in quite the pitch mood…! looking back at my chits i seemed to black out (literally) and produced more than i remember 0_0” (tags: kismesissitude, pitchfic, pitchfics, blackrom, archive rating: M)
:o) Though your spade burns bright for me, your eyes burn brighter with my power. :o) Its flattering that only I get to see you like this, pitch motherfucker mine. :o) Give in. #nsfw #chucklevoodooplay
manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png
roast him like a chestnut on an open fire
(( fr though thanks to the devs of chittr cuz this is the most fun ive had in a homestuck roleplay since like- 2020 I think? Yall made a novel way of doing it its sick
(( Gotta say, big fan of the UI making it so convient for me to swap characters and easily dual wield antagonizing Spades Slick on chittr dot ing
WHATEVER YOU SAY, BOSS
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MOSTLY SAND IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY!!!
((loud ooc rechitt, keep being amazing spade https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1486574096996241428/1486733954806452574/image.png?ex=69c69465&is=69c542e5&hm=4225ffd0839a667e5ec3e6c3912ced3150aa004bc74c6f8d45ad6ab6f39a6672&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=83&height=76
((Ngl for the most part i do appreciate people being like. playful mean than MEAN mean to the shitty characters cause there IS till normal regular people behind the shitty character accounts lol))
#NewProfilePic Em8racing the look........
fr!!! she always freaking does that its so lame
((I LOVE THE OOC BUTTON!! LET ME EXPRESS MY JUBULAITON AND JOY FROM RPING AND EXPRESS TO THE OTHER ROLEPLAYERS THEYRE DOING AMAZING AND R FUNNY AND TOTES RADICAL!!!!
ngl it kind of pisses me off that some candy reds act like they have a monopoly on hemoanonymity. "ohh on alternia we wouldve been culled so its offensive 4 other castes 2-" ok 1st of all we rnt on alternia. if the only trolls who go gray r candy red. then whats even the bloody point of going gray. #earthc
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got some royal bidness to deal wit once im back its ova fo you suckas
:o) You truly are just like her. :o/ No wonder she fangirls over you.
I CANT LISTEN TO KE$HA'S BLAH BLAH BLAH WITHOUT THINKING OF 8LAH 8LAH 8LAH.
woke up with the most WICKED need. ;o) #nsfw
THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!
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WAY TO GO, BOSS!!
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This white boy is getting on my nerves somewhat.
Apologies for the miscommunication on my last post. The LGBT community has forgiven Troll Michael Rosen. Troll Michael Jordan is still reportedly in hot water.
Only on3 mor3 day until #fightm3friday you fuckin punk2 b3tt3r watch out
most of rankmaid-senseis posts have been short enough to have archive tags visible but lately they have been a bit longer! so they will be moved to the top in future works thanks for your KUDOS ❤︎ !
The LGBT community has forgiven Troll Michael Jordan.
they shouldnt be touching you like this youre used to the bites, the scratching, the berating that stings a cold pitch in your blood pusher. but their hands are on you and theres something about it that pulls the air right from you the delicate draw of their tongue over your throat, a place you would never let them get close to with the fangs they hide behind the soft lips that now trail to your ear "what are you doing?" you manage through a trembling breath, voice too light to prove the hatred you should be feeling you should be feeling it, right? its there somewhere, but everything is a slurry when they act like this their hands pull you up and into their lap weighlessly. you fucking hate them right? "keep going" you grit out cruelly, spades digging into your chest. though your tone softens at the feeling of their gentle touch diving lower, the spades flipping in time with stomach "please..." (tags: Reader/Kismesis, quad mixing, pitchflush, flushpitch, pitchflush quad mixing, quadrant mixing, #nsfw, gentle petting, begging, desperation, mixed feelings, guilt, archive rating: E)
like they always say, "kill two hookers with one 8ball". i'm almost certain that's what they say.
halo 2 on the og xbox with that fuckass one ear headset and im kicking the shit out of your little brother so bad its driving him to whistle notes mariah carey couldnt hit with centuries of training
white people be like hi
I get the most random fucking hates on my shit and I'm like. Who are you people. What did I do to you?
Remember to bruzh, Alternia! (and Ghazterria!) https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/AnizzyBrushTeethies.gif
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THEY HAD TO BURY TUTANKHAMUN BENEATH THE PYRAMIDS BECAUSE THAT SKINNY LITTLE MUTHAFUCKER COULDN'T PUT DOWN THE FUGU ZAZA THAT I WAS SUPPLYING. #substance
i wish we could bookmark chits or favorite them or something
we los7 7he ca7boys/g!rls/7heys/!7s...
killing
does anyone know what leprechauns feel like to touch and if theyre warm and if they smell a certain way and if theres an extra sensitive spot on them somewhere (tags: research, writing research, alien anatomy, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
"youre a disgusting fucking pervert" you jump in your seat, reaching to cover your husktop with your hands. your kismesis stands only a few paces away, eyes aglow and clearly having seen what you were just using the new search bar feature for. you stumble through some kind of retort though youre so shaken it comes up rushed, causing them bare the teeth that you hate so much "tell me what you were looking at!" "its none of your fucking business!" you bark back, pan still feeling dizzy from what youd found "tell me" the anger in their eyes shifts to a familiar pitch annoyance as they reach for their shirt, working buttons down at a hypnotically slow pace "tell me what you were looking at so i can show you the real fucking thing" (tags: Reader/Kismesis, kismesissitude, humiliation, caught in the act, teasing, search function, threats, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i feel like im vanilla when rly i wanna b strawberry... deep thots
quadsmearifn is wht i call it whn i drnk n drive #substance #imsoberiprommy #THISISAJOKE
so tru!!
i can't believe pe0ple even care ab0ut quadrant b0rders. y0u sh0uld just d0 what i d0 and quadsmear s0 hard it gets pe0ple killed.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS ISN'T TRUE!!! MOIRAILS WITH BENEFITS, HOMIE! #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY OPPS TRIED TO CUT MY LIFE SHORT BUT THAT STICKY ZAZA GOT ME RISING AGAIN LIKE THE SIGNLESS. FUCK PTSD, I AM THE TRAUMATIC EVENT!! #substance
OOC // ok you people made me oocpost for the first time which i wasnt going to do and wont do again if i can help it but the person being referenced about "being sensitive about doubles" is currently at work but would like to pass along that they were making that comment 100% ic and do not care about doubles LOL. they are not kinning and do not actually care and are totally ok with doubles. but now that their comment in-character has been misconstrued as like REAL WORLD GRIEF somehow i'm just issuing a small statement on their behalf if someone was offended by an IC comment made by a character you DO have the right to block them rather than vagueposting them multiple times ooc. not encouraging counter-hate back to those people cause i dont think any of us give a fuck but. just reminding you thats an option LOL
Empathy is the bread of life. Whoever embraces it will never go hungry, and whoever believes in it will never go thirsty.
I FOUND A HOLE¡¡¡¡ I DROPPED A CAEGAR DOWN AND I DONT THINK I HEARD IT PLINK¡¡¡¡ I BET THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY COOL AND SOFT DOWN THERE¡ I'M GONNA GO SEE *0*
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MAKE MY MATESPRIT AND KISMESIS KISS AND MAKE UP ON THE TIP OF MY BULGE, CALL THAT APPLYING REDBLACK LIPSTICK! #nsfw
I am actually. It's raining outside.
Yeah, and I hate you.
#rankmaidsyaoiwatch @timaeusTestified + @golgothasTerror holding a wrestlefest tonight including an auction post match 0///o///0 those interested can attend in new nak city might or tune into public access tv for a "full frontal view of the action"! "Earth C's most prized porker will be made to squeal across all available streaming platforms tonight. Bent and contorted into damn near every position imaginable until it all culminates in one good, final pounding. And then his belongings are going onto auction. Be there." please tune in and make sure to support our boys! dont participate in the auction though thats just for me (tags: wrestling, boy on boy wrestling, #nsfw, archive rating: ?)
Hello my dear audience, I vould like to come forvard vith an announcement! I am hozting a gala in one of my nawal wezzelz! Vear only the highezt fazhion, and make zure to bring your ztrongezt veaponz, ahuhuhu~ For it might get a bit...dicey, if you catch my drift... #Luxury #Armaments #BoredOnAWednesdayNight #LiveLaughLobotomise
i am evry1's fav Gyaru chick
ᯓ𝄞 あらつつあつつあたりびびりん ♫⋆｡♪ ₊˚♬ ﾟ.
#nsfw I'm an environmentalist. I'm taking accountability of my carbon footprint and reducing my CO2 output. #AutoeroticAsphyxiation
https://i.postimg.cc/QxDqXRf8/1123513613.png @turntechGodhead#6490 SPOTTED at the Actor Awards sneaking off! This photo was taken shortly after they slinked off during a questioning of the TMZ article recently published about them. Bad look!
//Chitter app when
</3: Because Some Lusii Are Quite Different About That Sort Of Thing Darling!
</3: It Means They Are Open To All Quadrants Of Any Gender, Dear Carapace Man
if y0u aren't mutuals with the rankmaid 0n chittr y0u might as well give up 0n life.
((chittr im once again out of roxy posting, i love yall dont ever fucking chnge?? funny ass mfs <3 )
> every0ne here l1kes tea but where's the ju1ce fans at
i want to personally apologize to each of my friends whom i have not yet followed back or follow back after many interactions with them! it is not on purpose i just do not think to do it since i see everyone so frequently! gomen
Good weather for a gunfight. Real ones know.
could you imagine being the only girl hired at a large corporate building and you are so stupid and tactless that even on your first day you keep dropping things and going into the wrong rooms and youre also much shorter than all the men that work there they just chuckle softly and ruffle your hair or lean down to grab at your cheeks and give you a little shake before going back to their business and also youre just trying to do secretary work but all of the men ask you to go get them things so you fetch things and also youre in the middle of training and the boss of the entire company is there with you and you ask if you could go to the bathroom and he says no (tags: imagine, corporate fantasy, size difference. humanhandling, #nsfw, #nsfwe, f/m/m/m/m/m/m+, caste difference, archive rating: M)
this is a roleplay site not a kinsyscord
// re: doubles discourse like trust me i understand not liking doubles im literally fictionkin and a member of a system with fictives in it. but hopping on here and vagueposting people for interacting with your chitt that was not @'ing any specific jake or dirk or whatever the fuck is so immature get a job. many ways to go about being happier than vagueposting about evil doubles for not understanding boundaries that you never publicly voiced in the first place.
xx I #LOVE THAT FOR U xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
https://i.ibb.co/LdG6vrJS/ladder.png Coming soon. Featuring @spadesSlick and @spadesSlick#8817.
The longer he stays in that fucking oven, the less trouble he can get into.
noob spotted
YA DO SAY SOMETIMES THAT LOOKIN AFTER ME, HEARTS, AND SPADES FEELS LIKE A FULL TIME JOB, SO THAT WOULD BE THREE!
I am certified, fear not.
perfishion granted
saw someone edit their horns out of their human cosplay pic oh thats not…
you gotta ask tha boss of the site
>([fit c#eck im boutta #ead into t#e woods #ttps://i.imgur.com/7jKsIiR.jpeg]
first time we agree on something
theres nothing wrong with never having filled a quad yet 0v0” i have never shared in a quadrant with another and i am perfectly well adjusted! (tags: quadtalk, quadrants, #nsfw, romance, archive rating: G)
its called democracy maybe youve heard of it moron
sweet ive compiled all my chittr critters onto the wheel of fate good luck to everyone spinnin this shit now https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0519a03cbd8b.png
a human curious about your anatomy asks to learn you lay down in complete silence as they start exploring every single inch. asking questions while they poke and prod “does that feel good, y/n?” they finally ask “y-… y-yes…” you choke out (tags: troll/human, carapacian/human, anatomy discovery, nonsexual touching, shared exploration, inexperience, #nsfw, accidental, archive rating: E)
thats right were like fuckin cockroaches cant get rid of us
sometimes i get a tad nervous knowing that im unable to delete any past chittr posts 0_0"
FEELIN FINE.
(( I drew this bc this is Crowbar's internal reaction whenever @blackestQuasar pity reacts his posts and i just think everyone else needs to see it too https://files.catbox.moe/bnfbvy.png #ooc
thank you for so much fun so far on chittr! ^0^ gomen my horn is quite large and covering the screen i meant to take a photo with you all! (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #substance, #body-horror, #nsfw just in case, thank you gift, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6359ad2330ce.png
Midblood Princess or BlueBlood Fraud? Culture is not a costume, Trollpell Roan! https://i.postimg.cc/mrvM6ZTP/6C2BECCE-53A6-46C1-AC72-B2C450B474E7.jpg
hmm #nsfwe #gore https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c4b5ce12b679.png
{that would be so fun}
I'M GONNA TRY TO TEACH SOLLUX TO USE HIS SHADOW MAGIC SAFELY SO HE DOESN'T BURN OUT, THOUGH!! I KNOW HIS PSIIONICS ALREADY TAKE A LOT OUT OF HIM!! LAST THING I NEED'S MY BOY GETTING SICK!!! GOTTA USE IT FOR CENTURIES BEFORE YOU CAN DO IT EASY AS BREATHING LIKE THE CREW!!
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your kismesis notices your suspicious interest in their weapon collection "what, y/n?" they laugh, the sound of metal unsheathing hitting your hear ducts and causing a chill to run over your body "i just... dont want you to use them on anyone else" you confess (tags: kismesissitude, kisfic, weaponplay, possessiveness, #nsfw, suggestive violence, archive rating: M)
GONNA WRITE DOWN EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT SHADOW MAGIC SO I CAN START TEACHING SOLLUX AND PUT IT ALL IN A TOP SECRET FOLDER!! IT'S GONNA BE A WHOLE BONDING MOMENT AND EVERYTHING!! WE NEVER SPEND TIME TOGETHER, SHUCKS THIS IS EXCITING!
WE SHOULD TEACH ALL THE KIDS SHADOW MAGIC!!
he [slide whistle] on my [rooster crow] til i [boyoyoyoyoing]
i already got her ass timewaves an dat just landed me inna boatta shit you DWI
eto... as i keep posting things are just going to get ranker! uh oh 0_0
all in a days work
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE $HOW. THEY'RE GONNA FUCKING $LAUGHTER EACH OTHER. HOPEFULLY #D$TRI #$BAHJ
Today on @TMZLIVE more legal trouble for #DStrider . You can party TOO hard! Details when you tune in at 10:30 EST.
To settle a personal discussion I'm having. What is a reasonable number of children for a human woman to spawn in a period of twenty years. And don't exaggerate. This is a serious poll. ♥- 1 - 3 ♠- 4 - 6 ♦- 7 - 9 ♣- 10 - 12
I CAN PUT SOLLUX IN AS A SUB!
i wake up and the first thing i see is carapace romance stuff.. posted by a troll
tw: barely awake writing, probable typos, probable cringe (tags: unknown/carapacian, impied dersite, redrom, first person, ect) Your shell is warm. Crisp, smooth lines and harsh curves, but warm. An ecoskeleton layered above flesh, layered above another skeleton. All to protect your innermost organs from harm. From war. But there is no war tonight, here. My claws trace down from your neck. Sharp tips gliding along inky black, catching along each ridge. It's amazing how much texture you hold, when you appear so smooth. I'm entranced by it. Claws turn to fingertips, and fingertips turn to a hand, comforming around the manufactured curves of your body with a greed to know more of you. Your lips part. It's hard to make eye contact, or to listen to you mock my sensitivity. I'm lost in the beauty of your jaws, The way your shell parts and reveals a stretching black underneath. Your teeth look sharper than anything, wet and catching the light. I wonder for a moment if it would be a danger to kiss you. Would I risk my own tongue, own lips in such a hostile environment? Would it be work it to taste the shades of gray inside of you?.. You snap your fingers next to my head because I wasn't listening. I roll my eyes and grab you by that wrist, worming my fingers between your own with a stubbornness you understand implicitly. An apology, lackluster and insibcere leaves my mouth, and you sneer for just a moment before shaking your head and telling me to pay attention. I love the way your claws press into the back of my hand. The way the segmented plates of your palm jams into my own. The qarm heaviness of your body right close to mine. I decide I do want to kiss you.
#DSTRIENTERTAINMENT yall hungry for more slaughter if your still thirstin after watchin some bodacious bara babes rollin in the mud we got ROUND 2 damara vs karkat buy your tix and place ya bets here
✿ w𖥧ll a p❦ll𖥧ng sys𖧧em be 𖥧n𖧧r❦duced? 𖥧 w𖥧ll adm𖥧𖧧, 𖥧 ask f❦r self𖥧sh reas❦ns ✿
Just put real dollars on the line on whether or not Karkat Vantas gets his face kicked in by an opponent of reasonable strength. I have a feeling this one is sort of a layup.
A rat, more like.
To our beloved Chittr overlord: Perhaps a collapse button for chitt replies? A way to only see OPs, and then toggle between seeing replies or not.
Tag your NSFW you pervert.
16000 characters is a lot of room you know... i think i know what i need to do!
sliding your fingers under the corners of your carapacian matesprits plating to feel just how supple and sensitive they are beneath (tags: human/carapacian, troll/carapacian, carapacian/carapacian, #rankmaidrequests, xenobiology, overstimuation, purring, hypersensitivity, #nsfw, suggestive, heavy petting, heavy plating, archive rating: M)
gap moe purplebloods posting about blood and guts while having cute emojis in their quirks!
i dont remember my last post that wasnt tagged #nsfw so i have to imagine some people have me blocked and thats okay curate your online experience! ^0^
aiight i got slick i got english anyone else tryna become a star #castingcouch #ignorethathashtag
Whoever hit Clover off the Chandelier with a broom I'll talk to the Doc about getting you a raise.
IVE BEEN HIT OFF THE CHANDELIER WITH A BROOM LET A MAN CHANDEL-MAXX
I disagree. At least twice in a lifetime.
Can't believe me and Slick agree on something for once.
SHUCKS, I'M DEAD NOW. :-(
AW SHUCKS.
slick vs english naked wrestling EXCLUSIVE EVENT sponsored by #dstrientertainment be there or be square oh and bring dollar bills baby
betta not slack off for too long is all im sayin
My fellow Alternians, rest assured, I have been informed that the CDC was able to vaccinate the Amporas. While the blowgun was difficult to aim underwater, my elite team of scientists were able to get them.
d --> thse were not my workout brownis
call your dick rotisserie chicken the way I eat the skin first. #nsfw #gore (just in case)
sensual facepainting with your clown matesprit straddling you as they paint you holy (tags: Reader/Purpleblood, clurch, religious themes, stay still, almost done, heavy make up, religious coercion, religious curiosity, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Do you want this to be a mystery or do you want people to work it out right away.
Unfortunately I agree. Trousers on and both feet on the ground, ladies and gents.
Cept me. I'm cool, we got a truce.
Yeah yeah yeah. I'll get the paperwork started. 🤝
You and me buddy. We cool.
alright folks a new drawing raffle will happen today if you want some art of dubiously good or bad quality by yours truly please react to this post so i can shove you onto the spinny wheel of fate (( one character only peeps tysvm for all the fun on this website!! i will give back to the people for all the sillies c: )) #art #artraffle #giveaway #celebrating612
wokE nursEry rhymEs bE likE thE it/zE/bit/xE spidEr
I second what Slick said maybe you should be more concerned about your privacy guys
UNRELATEABLE. I AM SO HARD.
Get offline.
Ha ha, good work getting it. My first guess was- oh, I should not say. Never mind.
im afraid your mother cannot resist palming my shit at the chilis dinner table #nsfw
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Please pick any other phrase to communicate the same general concept. Thank you.
Actually if you're in the middle of a clown ritual, I think Die would make a great virgin sacrifice.
Rechit.
eugh i got one for you whats green 2 feet tall and about to taste the pavement
yeah fuck those froggy freaks
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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Good choice.. uncle? I'd say nephew but you're definitely older than me. ]
Every time I leave and actually work it's like they multiply.
if mY dinner;s so bad, what aboчt mY brekkie this dчsk? https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/45cd6471a6e1:png
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oh. okay. well, actually. i guess thats just aura i cant match, yeah.... nevermind
Communal Hivestem Living Is Ridiculous Why Are Someone’s Ancestors Upstairs Wearing Shoes Made Of Conk Crete.
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Tell Dr. Robby I say hi.
THEY AREN'T EVEN GOOD AT IT.
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LOOKING BACK. IT IS INEVITABLE. THAT PAST ME WOULD FALL FOR A GAY GUY. WE WERE RAISED BY 14 GAY GUYS. AND A CURSED ORB. THINKING BACK. NOT SURE IF I KNEW. THERE WAS ANY OTHER KIND OF GUY. UNTIL THAT ONE TIME. I WALKED IN ON KURLOZ. #SOHAPPYFORYOUBUDDY #NOTMADABOUTYOURUNDYINGLOVE #NOTJEALOUS #NOTBITTER
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