@spadesSlick — #nsfw
to the individuals dm-ing me sexually charged messages. try a bit harder. #nsfw
i put it to you all (chittr) that it's 9:30 am. we should at least wait until it hits 12 to hornypost. listen, i've got nothing against it. hell, i support it. but come on. #nsfw
according to the rankmaid i am an abo alpha. #nsfw
@archiveaddict what the fuck is abo??? #nsfw
putting @citrinetectrix "on blast" for trying to get me to fall to a sex joke. you're not funny. #pissgate won't happen again. you're playing chess, i'm playing chess better than you are. #*spades*slickweek #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/69cc4a492681.png
horny posting at... 9 am. new record. #nsfw
how many damn times do i have to say this shit? we didn't hook up. that shit didn't fucking happen. whoever's spreading that it did will be taken care of. trust me. #nsfw
i did not have sexual relations with snowman last night. #nsfw
meisso dirona this is no longer a #vaguepost. my last #vaguepost was not directed at you. i was #vagueposting to my bitch pitch fling who saw it fit to publish intimate details #notsovaguely about our relationship. be warned. #nsfw
being a prude is back in fashion it seems. though i do have to agree it gets to a point. not *everything* needs to be public. #vagueposting #nsfw
don't post carapacian dersite porn. #nsfw
glad to see everyone agrees rankmaid is on some good shit. i love her pitch stuff. #nsfw by association i guess.
i got called a "larper". you people act as if i haven't been "down with the clown" before. #nsfw
i fucking hate you all. every time i make a chit on here, everyone hops right on my dick. there's a difference between me getting it on for the ghb and actually liking purplebloods. mirthomaniacs are fucking loopy and nothing will change that opinion i have. the ghb looks hot and that's that. hell, i was in a pitch quadrant with snowman and we all know what kind of shit she's into. doesn't make me stop thinking she's fine as fuck though. #nsfw
lot of clownfucking on the feed. considering. #nsfw
it's not even five yet. can we wait until it's five before we hornypost? please. fucking christ. #nsfw
to address the accusations thrown at me in the past five minutes. -no i do not jerk off while pissing. #nsfw -no i do not take 5 whole minutes to piss. that time includes washing my fucking hands.
i mean i'd eat carapacian but not in the literal way yknow? #nsfw
fuck the rankmaid just posted clown porn. this is not directed at you ma'am. #nsfw
who up? and by up i don't know what i mean. #nsfw?
all i need is two hookers and an 8ball. i'll kill everyone you know. #substance #nsfw
the west are asleep again. quick. post carapace smut. #nsfw
who gives a damn about quadrants. if you wanna fuck someone, fuck em. #nsfw
who's up for a friendly brawl in, say an hour? men only. less clothes the better. #nsfw
anyway while they're all distracted, any derse ladies looking for a good time? wink wink. #nsfw
for your general information i'm not a prude, i just don't wanna see scratch talking about getting his pussy pounded. #nsfw
"who up?" my kismesis is a bum and won't talk to me. #nsfw
anyone wanna shoot a dollar my way? my cashapp is $padesdick. some dame i fucked asked me to pay her bills, and i have no intention of doing so, so i'm just gonna send her a dollar as a prank. #nsfw