john egbert!
@ghastlyTrickster
bet you won't watch this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ //no game john
see, i told you guys it was all just a prank!
i'm pretty sure whoever this guy is is just pulling one big prank on you guys. and even i have to admit it's a pretty good one! everyone's falling for it haha. but i also think the people who are freaking out about it need to maybe calm down a little. it's just a list, and probably a totally random one at that. #randomlisttruther
READING ONTO THE RECORD! this is true, because i would have absolutely made it to S tier were the list not r&omized
he even got me pretty good too! i was super creeped out before i realized he probably just scraped my name off of the site and dumped it in there lol.
um. what. i don't even know what this whole thing is about!! why am i #27? i haven't even used this site in like, FOREVER.
Perhaps that is the preference.
you're kind of a weirdo. and you know what, i think i'm just gonna go back to being really confused instead of really creeped out, thanks.
um, hey. can someone check on the weird evil authoritarian jade?? i know she is crazy, but i'm still getting pretty concerned!
Best we can do is talk to her through Chittr; experts say her timeline is locked from outside interference.
ok, i'm just realizing how backhanded this sounds. still, i'm worried.
minor spelling mistake. this is what real humiliation feels like, i think. it's just there...taunting me... #vaguepost
wow. i got an ad for this site, and i'm really confused. why is everyone here insane?? did i walk in on an alien convention or something. am i the jackass without a costume at comic con just taking pictures of everyone else doing funny things, or are all of you just weird.
most people are just weird here. especially by human standards.
B33 < im gonna be real explaining efurrything here to someone with literally 0 context could fill a phone book B33 < esp since you don't s33m inclined to believe me about this anyaway
what the fuck! i don't have a cat girl maid costume. i mean, i guess i could buy one? i have like, a salary and everything now. but i'm not doing that. it's not even funny. if i'm going to wear the cat girl maid costume, it's gotta have incentive! like i lost really bad at a game of poker or something, and now i have to look like a complete moron with cat ears and a stupid outfit. if i just wear the outfit because you told me to, then it loses all of its comedic value! wait, why am i even arguing about this.
okSo searchUp yourName 'nThe searchBar.
i don't think that answers a whole lot, orange dave. but ok, i guess. insane people it is.
um, i think i'll pass on that. i also don't really get how it'll make me understand, either. i mean, it's making me understand that you guys are actually just insane, i guess?
readYour messagesPlease.
oh shit big man has a salary and he aint even usin em on the essentials the fuck kinda self respectin adult aint wanna dress up in a frilly lil number now and then and call it a day like fuck man listen you gotta leave the comedy to the king trust me there aint anythin funnier than doing anything and everything i say the exact second i say it
the kind of self-respecting adult that i am! why don't you wear the maid dress instead? i also don't think you're as funny as you think you are. you're funny in the kind of way that makes me think you're a total dork, i guess. and the fact that you're maybe trying to project your own desire to wear a maid dress onto me is kind of funny too. but i'm not wearing one!! unless there's an actual reason. a reason that is funny!